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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 i0 S8 E( T7 N9 N
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
( ~; b+ A) {+ G* {2 GBrians' roommate Stephanie was.! L+ e( Q q1 q+ _8 t
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, X. {+ y6 c$ X0 P
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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- U4 G7 A% |5 y: n0 O) u- nAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since9 z" \( L9 ?, C E; i
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver7 O9 A6 T ^( u& v
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 G5 d/ L/ B, z% U% Q/ l
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
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that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( g6 |" j/ V7 c( \* D1 U+ ?" }% }
6 x7 t7 H; |; CSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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3 V1 F2 v! F; j `. a( F"Dear Son.........2 o+ v, V+ m5 ?7 Y B" v8 c
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& w. z0 ]( [% t, Jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 \5 `+ m. y4 x% K4 u! q+ m! `
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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