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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!5 y* c5 c; E$ M) s! W
4 g' d/ g5 n/ w! nBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
- ~5 r" u, K, s6 D: e3 zcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful2 j" F; a% h, n( m3 H
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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* D# P5 G x" P& J# S7 g' B1 E. _! \$ |Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
) k, ~/ ^/ ]9 h' J8 vStephanie and this had only made her more curious.7 m6 M$ @1 c. L. P! h
. Z! q1 w. B! ]' k- m9 lOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; r$ ~0 V7 H# z! Y6 lHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
- x( Q+ t" Z( ]. @thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" z& p& y o2 w+ l$ J3 N0 Myour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver3 a& G, i8 e2 b) M
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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" i7 d) Z, C3 K: UBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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; y: s/ Y: L5 Q; f7 b2 u+ O0 yHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....- s: K, e9 S* @' X8 y: u! F C" c* l! L
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; N! @/ ~ @9 y# d/ t6 R! bI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
, f& L) s: J1 S9 H/ v0 L$ tthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".) Q( b5 y- E: {8 N: B
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that5 K2 Z9 e' Y3 G3 Q3 d
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, ~3 J% ]6 W& s; {5 H$ _: v"Dear Son.........
% G$ o" H9 ~% j3 FI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not% N) L4 D8 k( V7 k @; {3 g
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
1 c' F) L5 M( \; @* _* Ithat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver4 K: U% ^; J- ~: l) g7 \
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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