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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the, \& A6 v) h" L& W9 U
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful# y$ M, R; t; @ l) \! Z, t. q7 U+ I
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, p( o6 @ H( }, I6 ? P3 ?Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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0 A: J3 i' h) y5 ~: [Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
$ K7 T0 A8 [3 rHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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8 D( a, X- D$ H4 F) p5 MReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
# s. u2 R# b8 T# ~thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."" b6 _9 {1 A+ Y5 S( j {. z1 M
4 A X5 p- W" F$ }2 i9 u" k; p# XAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" K" V+ @8 F4 i, A- Dyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver; |0 v! l- ^2 G# a# |
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"* ~; T* D+ Q; U9 b& B% e, y
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be! Y( `/ x' I0 n: u
sure."
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% X5 ~6 m" l# ?1 R: CHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....' o" _9 g' u/ T- `+ u% w4 z
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! w* y ?$ N, S
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
q0 ~7 U$ h$ e: h' V7 f' P! [" B6 kthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".2 d2 `9 W5 [5 t5 m0 z
+ @$ j4 ?$ X+ U- a) O3 g; r/ n6 O' }Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that& I7 }+ r& q y+ a) z
read: K. X7 ]. Z* s: @* S/ v* Z. q1 N' a
* O$ S7 d5 q2 c( d"Dear Son.........- ~! |# C. b. @1 P
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
$ ]3 q0 F+ X \. wsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( E" L2 k$ z! j' g9 j* p# O
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver9 Y! l) z# @. l2 O2 \
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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