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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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# [2 U8 a7 V, E# DBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, E% K1 l3 `( v: r- w9 Tcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful# x- U: m8 z2 z: d2 T( f
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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% U$ u5 d7 H. g4 V- h% M. e2 wMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 C* D% g0 o8 I% C! X9 {6 s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
# a( V4 Q% P' s. x* j; p8 qHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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0 ]: q: b* T3 g4 ]Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
, W' n2 r$ P, Z1 pthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."5 W5 H) w' d; i- C9 u. L% s
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since' B2 D m- B, v9 N1 B. t( @) ?9 }
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 m$ G- F) T. s. Z. Q
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ h8 \+ w* S$ m+ @6 P' b* _) }) c* A
) B2 O; a0 L4 G$ eBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* Y6 B& h0 K3 ?I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; {, l1 @! P% _! }. A! ?I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
8 J4 C8 G! r5 O9 t5 l1 Y: @that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".* C' n9 O) P& h! Y9 a. m
0 c7 f! d/ f `& o0 M2 {3 W6 ^Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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9 U/ l9 L% z: m+ ]"Dear Son.........1 I9 u% Q* P5 o! n8 T5 V4 i5 x
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
! v' U% C( l# n4 S1 Isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
7 ?6 _- ^; h9 g! I( _/ d sthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
, l6 A8 t8 ^; Pgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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