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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& _5 z) b: E: S- n8 `0 Y% L
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) k5 [: R' ~4 A9 f2 S: Y4 e+ y3 b
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.) q5 B# g& d1 |0 R: A) c6 q7 d" A
! v3 c- b1 u4 q( B: VOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) K2 c' }0 Y+ z# j
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be' D) N" H9 d! G: ]; H$ S% i$ q0 o' e" T
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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+ T- S% _. a2 e* n( mAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since ?( D1 e* M& b& k' N( L# _
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) V# k( M/ d1 O/ t3 d7 igravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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+ `& V" r; f7 H" u" U( ]% H* J1 gHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 |$ p5 @- F: S( t! G0 Z$ hI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, F5 q6 b# P0 B, a
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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# Z* I2 l6 c+ jSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that' s" R& w0 f) R8 p
read:
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! N% m7 T& n) b0 v7 c @"Dear Son.........
6 T: e6 d. K$ U# K1 j# n# cI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
! `5 ]- ^& G Y/ r8 c4 }saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains! B# [! d( b& {1 k) c
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver. D$ _3 ? D4 f- e9 [7 d+ X) \
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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