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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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_' k/ a+ x' WBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
# y9 h1 i, c" Mcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
+ e9 B, O* c9 V* w; `* w. [$ hBrians' roommate Stephanie was.8 B/ Z& G. Y7 b/ |- o7 E" ^: [0 N$ ~
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 }4 V, R5 }/ m/ k3 I# h; k5 I
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
x$ d4 L! A8 h! C# iHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* ~+ A5 p3 H1 U: Pthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- s. l( y0 }% L5 g% C) z) A
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since( c1 c- u3 ^3 E3 r0 O
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver/ ?; I9 @, t2 h
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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y, Y" U3 `1 Z- O y; EBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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( h8 ]4 D8 B' N1 J# y: ^He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 k' `7 |; k/ ^, g
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
A! k' I5 J% W& }I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
/ t* L& o3 s; y/ |+ gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% Q1 w, g2 x, j" S% Z0 N# J
/ F+ r7 D+ U/ w0 v7 |Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that/ m- U3 w& t8 c
read:8 ^- {2 r! ?: T, e( L
+ W1 q0 {, p3 Q: ?- Z0 `( x2 B7 N1 y" }"Dear Son.........& H+ g5 U9 G2 c) o/ C1 U8 T8 p
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not g- `! W1 z- ?0 `, a
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
) B$ ]9 a/ W. Z. ~0 R! Hthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
* n& z2 O6 a% n- r1 Dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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