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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) u. F i6 g* I9 O. P' {
& f2 [, A m5 B4 e- N' zBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, U) `+ t0 o. A' N% D6 ~course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful: l% x+ {% _3 x1 x- y8 I
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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/ S$ u5 E3 p ^) D! i- h! _6 hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 W* ?0 p6 q9 ^2 X6 s' c0 g$ q' r: rStephanie and this had only made her more curious.) ^3 x$ R/ B: [. @' @" J
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.6 b$ Y( f$ m0 T1 v) t& _- U' T& m
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met, D! E! b! H% u6 u
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be/ p( @+ k: w, R$ {1 E! ^* L9 N4 ?+ y
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since' }, t! E! X$ u
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 u, O1 K" A0 \% w
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- Y8 G' G L; c
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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8 {: x. X) y2 g5 ?He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 c# c4 F" [$ e) i' i
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
3 D, X2 E; H0 `: r7 U1 AI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 f; y' h4 \; V3 z, ^that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 @/ |! y$ k, D
+ y& S4 ?9 C4 J" D0 FSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that5 F: `1 u T8 C/ u# s7 K
read:
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4 y! q/ f* q) B R"Dear Son.........
' m, D3 X: J' `# b2 u8 hI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 q, w8 B3 H* Z3 ]0 T* F5 zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
# ?: ?0 R1 v$ g" Pthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver& |3 C* E% i; U) a5 l4 @
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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