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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
. k" l& p- Y, A# E- rcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful% j- o+ V1 p: _0 F5 l- x* T$ o
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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7 W- J0 ^' j Y% q3 d/ O, t7 AMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
% z) }7 a7 E7 `Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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1 ^8 B% O0 X5 f3 Q! t- ROver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* O# T; n2 i; H9 THester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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A& | }- d! n6 |Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be4 h8 k2 c& `" j6 F4 }5 o4 t
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
; n( ?9 d' o, D& L. iyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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# p" d: D: P* v4 A* ~8 E7 DBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be! K9 I% l- l) K; a
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....7 S" ^& E2 s6 e( w1 m k& s3 j
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and& _3 @0 O- X. T. R' K4 N
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 ?4 u0 Z* [5 x6 t: M- ]
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"./ S6 ^( i# Y( l
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that! X- P( ]: g1 ], x
read:- u( q# U$ K* L0 ^$ S0 ^" y! B8 D
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"Dear Son.........4 V' c7 e* q/ T" r/ J G8 H
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
" O" y$ W& b4 t1 h9 Q+ O' Jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains' @; X/ j) e9 o! ~$ f0 M8 X/ X
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver F( m6 F& n& g7 e5 @0 a0 Z
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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