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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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0 ?! {# S$ H% c# Y$ |- X% EBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 Y0 P6 B; W, m
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful1 _5 Z& t) ~* ~2 {" x3 u
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.! Y* U& @# P! d" i5 J' d
8 {. [7 [+ T' k$ l$ w0 k' y( `Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 g% K- x+ ]8 B( y1 G
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: ? n0 l/ k5 @) M! ~
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met/ p$ h: u* q+ n4 \" V N1 ^
the eye.
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. d! \ ?5 ]5 p9 @) G y) g: k' @Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be! J! g# o9 ~1 ]) \. @
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."+ }' x, T$ @1 B! D8 q
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since: ^' H/ b# @$ N) s* p% I f
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver W* q+ }* a; |+ e4 P3 X% m5 U
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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& @# I/ I j& \6 q8 @Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be4 T+ N6 R- m( [1 L4 \
sure."
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: j) r( x2 V) ^6 \$ a* MHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 R9 n- t- s- p
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and$ t, @& q- o. e; s1 F
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
; e8 X+ ]( B7 @2 s' @that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"." b; t4 C0 o" l- M& ~
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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/ z, \% y% O0 [+ v X"Dear Son.........
" _5 l+ C- f# e0 RI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( ^# M c6 n' w6 y; s4 a9 P
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
1 M. Z. _* N( |- V5 |1 Sthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
: w5 v; Z9 i) ?/ n3 f6 tgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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