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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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* b# \1 ^. L( ?- Z5 [& ^& ~Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the% s3 d! u0 n5 P+ a6 e1 d" B
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful9 o, S: Q( A9 `# ~& o9 S
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be' p. X8 q+ y2 ?* Q6 f4 ?2 ^$ s
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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& [" P; ~/ `% W! y$ e" L& JAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be9 E8 G% |: m3 u J/ y$ d) C& p0 g, S
sure."
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/ F. y' X; I& y0 W% J' }" o8 fHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* U1 Y7 K* w+ @* N& l6 K# b2 ^I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and9 u4 {2 |6 V7 j5 I
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# o" X4 |9 L. G
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".& E' R W2 W! y. h+ k
# Y* ]; ?* J9 U5 i* g+ b( oSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that. s5 k& ]. M* e5 N9 |2 q. |6 b, v
read:
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6 F/ I0 l; L. q: F( w( `; l. ]"Dear Son........." H! l, C' o3 }5 y( A J
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not) N. t5 C, k8 g$ X3 f& s1 f
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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* \, }, h0 k4 V+ D5 wgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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