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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) }2 }7 c5 R, ?* a4 v
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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$ F2 d6 {- q7 O8 q" lOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
8 i; Q4 D9 `8 n6 s, ?: }# }! YHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
! b& I* z1 W0 i4 s6 M! |* ethinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."& v& f( A8 F+ z7 D" a. s
6 ?. s" {5 Q2 D( `* p( tAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, C3 r5 e3 R ^: vyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver4 Z2 y+ G. A, B, M' k& g u
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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: x' D( u3 ` M) wBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be7 n5 Z% E0 x* ^1 i& y Q
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9 G+ q. h! s D, u# VHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 e$ R* A2 y1 y1 v7 g8 |/ J
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: W* P; h% X% ~' f' M) R( ^ v: c
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. i' m/ \7 x8 U! e3 y% ^9 `
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ S! `: r) o4 {9 r# l# n2 F
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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- Y& @. K, H! n7 Q"Dear Son........./ X: M% _* a6 z% \3 S+ D f
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 b# m& H3 A7 V. D: nsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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