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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 t3 i; b* x1 c6 T
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the7 S8 J& _( B4 i5 x3 b
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful4 a: I! F J3 Q/ D7 o
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.5 J' n- f0 ^- o) `/ E' W
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' b/ m: g9 O/ P: x8 U
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; d; `; G* b& C
the eye.
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. R( q. h+ U$ U+ nReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* D& E. }- W' a: UI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
C+ l- w% S$ V3 ~5 l- UI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 i' ~! |. e: H ]
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.......... _0 y# N$ q+ h) I
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not W# u& P# `- V# M! F) E2 Z6 T
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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