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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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2 U8 u' ?( ]% W4 ^& WBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the; ~ A# d$ ?) u- [( ^5 `% e
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 f: X) E) j: {
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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2 t4 x4 n' ?- f' x; cMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ W8 y/ S3 n6 B/ Z2 j0 `Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.: t" J/ ]1 m) l' P5 n$ t
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
# j$ b" W( m; Z7 YHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be; H) \4 X" E' I0 q7 c5 T
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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+ v0 [: L% S" i1 LAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since7 d. z" K I# b; m
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* p/ V4 @ h- V6 \( l& t' }
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( O7 V! V' n, k5 B
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
! @$ G! I. {+ W# Z3 B- Z: ? cI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' A* i/ c7 v0 k5 o& y# HI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
( W6 \, T# I! q3 {' S5 Cthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 Y1 \9 t! Z2 t* |; G
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ ]* n$ a6 _/ V
read:$ ]& i% {) y0 P8 J+ L$ M
% _# r1 X* D q& a# L* W"Dear Son.........7 [1 ^5 a& r# h, r# S
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 B) U e3 i+ r( v* `* ]7 Zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, O6 z: ]4 W6 s1 @" s5 t
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 T# f0 J8 @* p/ {( V$ F3 M) U
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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