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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 k4 @6 m& `' ?" d) N0 G
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
2 n' k# K7 w+ o" d8 V* L+ I4 S `9 _9 Pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful4 ^# M8 J( [8 L. {) S
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ o) U: E7 T! x' s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.# W6 H8 R$ O1 G- |, S6 v* e
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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* f! @& w! r3 lReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be1 k& F% ]. K+ T/ N
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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3 ^% j5 r, O. _7 j! kAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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( v2 N5 v1 A( L2 a1 q1 l& R/ ?/ Bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- t% n n8 L2 E. Y& p5 z
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 t4 @6 N8 {5 i" @# ]. E
sure."
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7 M) j; B8 [* N9 P* x: P2 ?He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 z$ e/ W# z- @I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 Y& v9 X4 M% z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
" M/ t( a( H6 o0 e5 N6 p Lthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
2 @" W% ^$ X# Q/ W% s3 X, k3 rread:
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"Dear Son.........$ _5 P/ V3 E! I$ I
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not5 a- F4 y4 {5 m* U
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 j% R9 u5 s- z& L4 C5 D) I$ M3 i' {
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
5 z, b+ [1 z7 F2 ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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