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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER! y4 }; a( s1 |- b _: U
( D: ?4 T H3 d" F; K2 NBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
% B: B: y/ k* M U& ]2 W( Ccourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
4 {8 u! F) K( F) @/ _9 D9 H! gBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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' B: D4 l9 K) `* ~3 h4 C6 _. B1 pMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 m4 c2 \! _* b4 H# A4 \Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.7 w$ V* \* [9 W
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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1 @5 @1 |7 D9 |1 N% {Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 g" \5 z# p9 p& `2 jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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% X% P) @8 l' K5 J: K5 N- D# i+ gAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since8 H+ p- i. x) b# N' b" {
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver/ |1 l* _& l" b8 l" {9 z
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! C. A( p7 W B" f0 D+ X+ {, V; J. y
2 F8 N$ y$ {8 p; d% X7 _) ]Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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4 \5 l6 L$ _% z! L3 lHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....% o c% j8 v0 X' `9 C
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and0 B% O+ I. F$ Y, e, c& o
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains3 P% \' X6 t9 X4 @0 I
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that) d* A0 Y" G0 E: F
read:
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"Dear Son.........1 m( V+ O+ Z8 E6 N! }# i
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
/ c. s) ~ @& G3 r. u5 Usaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains* A$ Z5 ?9 Q/ u: Z( `8 U( B) Q
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
& V" E! E; Q2 m$ K+ tgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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