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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 {7 s( B9 V6 p
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the3 E; f+ \2 O( t+ k' u
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful' v! E# y% p- e) M
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.4 j0 k; x6 D9 \3 d. y4 c1 ~1 [
1 w6 h, H: g7 ]' K2 G5 i* oMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 c3 C! I6 L) s" f3 [
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
5 y) [7 n: p- I0 n8 L: H6 a$ vHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
! ~, A( j* W, Q! zyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
9 S8 l+ C" ~* |% egravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,..... N. n$ {/ D4 e3 u
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 F" D& Q9 B1 j( k7 i! o' b( RI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! ^- ` ]$ Q; A$ a7 |+ c @that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# W- Q5 o; R ~" J( v: G7 v% k# Z
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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) c7 `2 Y" R, e& B- p$ D"Dear Son.........
% h) ]8 a9 f7 hI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 u" l# L2 {. k7 Q8 b: usaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
4 j! Z. }8 Z( J/ Lthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver2 ?+ T# ^% V( v5 N
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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