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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" m3 m/ k ]* X7 O$ P
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
5 q: j+ h; r9 H5 w9 i! NHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( j; O7 B3 i. L' s. v' B Z5 r [( h
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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. q1 {' Z# H- \7 @ Z2 U0 ]About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% o) p4 @4 l7 Q Q; X: T
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver! I1 O1 b8 R) k6 B
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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% t7 }% E' ]# PHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
N% j, ]1 E% \' @$ g! m% [) zI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 W' E- h& l$ F, O$ c. @
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 X# a) |% P& X5 }# M
read:
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"Dear Son.........- {) K7 K: D9 \9 D# _/ D- N; e: _
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
$ l4 |3 R6 T" i3 P& Jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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