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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: E, M4 v8 x7 W. z, r( |; `
+ u I+ G K/ h: C% W8 B4 k+ LBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* `. G5 o) h0 e1 Q6 f
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* q1 C7 V {4 h3 v. Y0 O. i
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.' }# w; q$ P7 h" O7 X W V
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
! V* ?7 X. q7 Y7 AHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be N/ j4 ^( z9 T. h g+ _
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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% L+ o9 B! R* P) ]; TAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since" ^( t$ A9 q2 @0 m9 V$ G
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver) S* {% m% A* a& N
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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' r+ O$ Z: K! G6 t) v4 SBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& {6 I" K% T2 `; _& D: B% f
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and0 Z, `. l6 u0 z. _) v
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
, k4 `( W/ V5 S# Q/ zthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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/ g3 A4 c6 E8 ^; Q- D9 nSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: {* b7 H0 u+ Q# ?2 ^9 i! Z
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+ X0 {7 ]7 P# E7 |& {+ Z0 B* P"Dear Son.........
N4 L2 p1 L6 @3 B7 [1 W4 w) g4 j6 \I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not% E& S$ V, C+ q
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
2 _6 U5 H( \: y7 h+ m! R; t2 ~. nthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 M6 F. X; V) y! }
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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