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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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# d/ K* [% O; m9 G. kBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
2 [ W% r1 z* }/ S6 tcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 d% j. t$ s# O, h2 b- d. ]- H
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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. K& n1 T) t. iMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 |) l1 ^* P3 F+ |, rStephanie and this had only made her more curious.* t' w3 S9 F' b) \7 p
, y% _% J6 m; Z. T9 v1 ~Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
5 Q# O5 k5 g( U, n; S5 j8 ?0 yHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met6 O* ~; D0 W4 i
the eye.3 p$ a5 D/ Q7 w$ n+ d
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ ]9 H' H1 u3 s u# Lthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- O: M5 }; p# y0 z8 b" b1 u
: p0 Y1 B* V# C% HAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
5 v7 e( v% @$ x* e& h5 w6 _your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. l. q7 c/ d5 f+ Ogravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) t K5 J3 b7 H
sure."
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1 M3 S1 o5 T# Q( K1 d- SHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
. o! [( G' S# @ B; SI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and6 D+ q8 z+ F. B. g0 s4 j. F
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
5 O1 @ ]5 J& z4 ?% f, dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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1 D w2 G( k8 @4 BSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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, p: A0 @8 C# P% S: ^' @' d& f"Dear Son.........+ H1 D8 f" j s5 r, ^
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not% E3 O2 g) y$ l3 F6 f
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# v/ K$ `% @ g4 C; _/ t
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver$ G2 c: B7 y, J1 ~" j& M: C# G2 v- r
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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