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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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5 r) M, t$ ~& ]# s& LBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' Y r6 P- q8 ~2 K
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
; G& I/ I0 n- P( s+ |. D% v* ^Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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# |1 ]' r0 y6 H" ^3 N P$ u3 SMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 \# w9 N; Q- GStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
8 d, O6 ]# z5 W! f: l# XHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" A9 w9 W* C9 A2 F- ^
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 I9 A5 e) D- |
+ g- X/ u( d; q! i9 C" [About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
* m1 F$ {; V$ c. i/ u- C4 e5 k4 `your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver4 [* q* }/ q. e" I
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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1 I) u3 d& G1 V0 e$ P0 |Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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/ [, s) {! d8 D' ]+ xHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: }0 ^! B+ F6 o; p0 i" e9 v
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 H- u% \% }4 u4 o/ v! G3 VI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 k4 C7 t- d, n# ?+ H4 Y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( v* K% ~" z& ~9 [: s
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that6 C( E+ K5 r4 {* ]* X+ M' }
read:
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"Dear Son.........
6 i! ?5 j5 Y0 `* dI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
# P- w: p9 Y+ z6 [6 ]! jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 s, y( U' l9 w3 K. v
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
% Z( F8 m+ f* s; r2 K; wgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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