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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" D4 K6 ^) K% K$ Z
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the( V4 V+ |3 C% E" I6 {" e# M. b
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 Z7 s9 f$ x- r/ F3 X3 o( }Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 ?2 I1 i: I7 e. d: ^" R* u
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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: k; x1 Z8 |* \% hOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.5 V  F1 A! j  l- s) O
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be' a. v" L* A, J8 X) l4 X! }7 `3 _. g
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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4 B" E9 w/ U- S1 C% P# i7 d! q& [About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
/ {# M8 l* |1 Y- R- {# E! Vyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" c3 a1 ]. X3 R
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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' N) i7 U- p6 i- t* a- X0 Y9 x7 g+ e' BHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! t5 R4 o7 j! C; w/ I6 x
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
2 ]# i. x2 B( u$ C; r' e& UI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
, w! x; G( d  u2 ?/ `! A3 `5 c% Pthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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3 G( s( \  y) }! f- p) ^. LSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 ]$ X4 G2 i& [% l; l8 \
read:
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"Dear Son.........
% {2 \& n0 O) q4 sI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* x6 s2 p) [0 l' v* k" o
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
# A0 e- b2 M8 X9 p; n: [这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:5 L7 R( g" u8 I& P* c
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:
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  z7 c# F5 t& M& k# h聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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