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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ p- A& f, Z( j: I c/ n$ G6 }
G4 f: A7 P. c/ xBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and% {& d. c9 F* P2 I* d
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.0 d2 E/ g( x1 O3 E* U m5 g5 w
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.6 J$ D- }- l$ `
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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% v. ~! W7 S5 o* Q& W$ j9 h/ KReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' n5 y: C* l9 Nthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since& Y, i j2 A* G' w) L; {$ V
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver# p" ~. [2 G4 i; g
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be0 a/ V- K, K7 V$ J4 r
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2 g: b6 O. J+ q6 H, KHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
2 A2 D+ x! Q9 X1 p( P1 d2 e5 o. XI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
/ R1 D- R) I' Q- R6 I0 |7 J' L8 UI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains* \2 k. t9 {5 a- N* t3 G& Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that; i0 i5 u- g+ D8 x
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"Dear Son.........
9 o, }6 K9 v; }4 ~8 H4 I" gI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 ?, v) j- x. I* v& }! xsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
" w% h9 K3 h) }: t: v jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver d$ u3 ~- T/ b# R: v5 y3 H9 i! s2 [
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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