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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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. _8 O( k& M( S. o7 k7 m$ OBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
( k5 t# H4 p0 l- scourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
9 U7 m5 U/ h, {6 o K P' H+ iBrians' roommate Stephanie was.& @2 r& I3 N, c$ R
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ z* \& }- b2 g5 C( I
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
0 }. e8 @, @8 d2 A7 WHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met) A% X9 v' P% w$ m. @$ S# z! t1 E
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
7 U* t2 _" t0 T/ ~, k$ Dthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since6 y. a6 K V) W; k
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver' _8 T0 ~/ s5 \3 O2 O
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! _( c( ~. Z! U1 ]- M f
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; h& T! T) [9 f$ x
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" c7 l% ]! ]. ]" p0 N, c% y$ m
read:
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"Dear Son.........# @& W n) o# v# I
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: K5 n7 r; a' Y% a! \% E; msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
, u, c, f4 X+ E4 Y, Q# zthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
" V( f" l* j: p5 Ogravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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