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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& C$ ?% X5 O# `3 Q! _9 p3 M3 o/ S1 c
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. a* F6 t5 @% @& Z9 q8 h
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful' K+ H$ ?6 f! h# a8 y* o
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.6 c, j: @5 f+ M
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ {# a/ G7 ~, W& z' Y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious., B( r: {! ?2 |! I& }$ M
, l, D5 r5 s$ }! JOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.8 E7 [' x5 x& F2 f2 }0 m
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) J+ ~1 v# A6 y k! p, ~7 D5 ?- q
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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' s; o" k% }. T2 c5 lAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ G; ^ ^9 _( f
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
8 L2 u; Q# V) p* p/ Tgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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8 Q8 ^" D. x3 l! k' W: fBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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/ d: Z5 d* g. E- G! o1 C9 LHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; r1 H& K0 D* l* h& F
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and4 V) K( l P3 u! L
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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6 `# o# e; k6 b' d5 D# N }+ vSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........., c1 O, p! p3 N0 ~$ [# P8 l3 v
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 l. v' ^+ j6 c8 zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains/ q, ^6 T8 w7 p& H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver+ G5 l* B6 P+ m& A
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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