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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and8 D& I, @' J9 n+ {
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.% {+ R1 _: t9 d. ^* @- \( b' L
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, _" x9 O/ C0 Q& u5 s" g# j4 l! i
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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) V" e+ B3 A( t# [9 J9 K( mAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- I% W9 C3 S2 N4 l' d* k1 `5 a
$ H X8 Y. v8 WBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
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I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains F0 L- b# r( @* k
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 O9 [$ y% k( L0 a) O
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 m# S0 R. O* x2 P1 }* X
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% T% @6 p. Z8 F"Dear Son.........1 |/ q/ v' t% k, Z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not% z/ @0 d K) y7 I4 G) U1 b
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains/ V7 T4 l. H! U; }8 ]
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver' b4 g5 ~+ q/ G
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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