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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
- ~& L- T; g" Z' Bcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
& K( J9 E6 a X7 TBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, \% d8 Y% ^) DStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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' n/ I) c0 y# X7 _$ POver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 i' d r) j% ]: CHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met _- I$ ~( D+ @/ t
the eye.) _6 {+ Q+ u2 D8 m2 _
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be4 p3 D( v8 q! u+ @
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."% j0 F- j0 b z7 R4 o2 _# m
) P1 v* m) r. f* IAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
3 f8 Q# l7 C, s6 H1 G) c+ jyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
0 h4 P+ a4 P% R8 J4 xgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be+ p8 z9 m' @0 j U& o+ v9 i
sure."
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, z( P* P4 c- \* DHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....$ ~" y( n$ N! @+ W9 a7 [9 G
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and# m" @0 @& z$ b/ R% R4 [& K
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
( E9 M, e6 K3 bthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that% G! K; w5 @# Y( a
read:
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% a# U& F5 }7 B( _: _, ^"Dear Son.........
; b$ x5 C. _ }6 T3 f- C# o" sI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 _2 |' A) @4 e3 F- T, j- Ksaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
1 b, T- z* B$ Z$ ~that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver$ q5 R. b! h, X1 l
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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