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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! q6 u$ A) y6 {7 y( k$ k1 O
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 T2 ]. D: d9 P$ NBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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% D! f7 l& K" mOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.# c( M- {. M" @! ]% G- ?
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be: p8 @/ w7 Z/ D$ i8 w: g
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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" ]7 u. v" o0 v7 x; IAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! J/ { M" J, S& n6 g. Z7 ~
1 H# V8 d# y( M: x* B a) eBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be2 b1 f$ ?8 c% T0 p5 q
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
9 O& G- O/ N2 b! B( w R5 kI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and$ o' \! b4 F' s1 t, A* `6 a
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains+ A: `$ a" h6 T Z5 Q" ?
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. }& a# b4 i. W; ?- l ~% v: d
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that! W$ v: n. U! `# b7 a
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) J, x9 o4 Z$ V0 L, j: [$ x"Dear Son.........& x6 U. [' Q: l; ^( J9 B+ s4 U, C
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; z; S$ A( R- A/ B, |7 ?- _
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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( b! b$ x! W, s3 M+ K0 Dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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