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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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' e, b, j0 |' A3 tBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 ]- {; Y% [% N# a3 N
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
; D/ b- i9 H; T7 c4 o$ bBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and. ~7 ]1 q# _( {' {1 y" W+ I
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.- `! k, ?0 ^5 s3 |; N- @/ f
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) ~ U* r* L$ p1 Z/ q1 T. x) D
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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: z Y% J4 W( Z& p0 ]. Z2 X7 qAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, c: T& q# X( ^: ~+ o/ yyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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+ c, q6 i2 n- H' m/ V- pBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
+ K- p c& \4 {$ W1 D: `# J: VI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and) l7 p2 h# m3 S/ Y) G0 t% H
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains8 V' o9 \3 Y; N6 }) j& z9 `% |
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".& W) i7 s& t' n6 B6 }# W
" Z9 r# n/ N Y2 Q: j4 \0 BSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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: D9 {3 o0 m0 F9 G"Dear Son.........3 @* N" Z7 ^6 L
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& l& T9 g6 o! @6 h. [2 osaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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