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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.3 O$ H; [ m3 J5 x, D; x/ D
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met% h/ w) W2 L! D1 M9 k; g
the eye.
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3 F# g) U5 O7 J! i" |Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
6 m4 `& b) Y. ^6 U6 m& Gthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates." _+ x4 U5 a# f5 r$ h% e0 S3 s
3 Y, j- g- t. O5 e+ D! QAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?". ]- `0 A9 F- j3 c/ ^/ S
2 `+ ^ D: {: T" h* G* u- F% W- RBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' L8 g. k9 [: V8 f9 ?
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 G; Y1 C1 U. {1 e) m8 bI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- M- g* W; x r1 D u4 {I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 O, W+ e) \+ c% |: k
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
) E7 S! [% v! U1 hI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ X3 T. }" s& o: ~/ r1 \
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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