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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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7 }4 _( |) A' N& O, P: [Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
+ v. W" }9 |2 l2 f/ xcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( @9 f4 T% C+ i/ M' k. M; ]" BHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met% m) s$ G% Z6 @! |) Z# J
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& x( E/ r6 T- h3 O9 S
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."/ D1 p- T3 ]/ L& ?% e7 m) {4 `6 b, `
% y( `* s5 P6 U" O- uAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 F# g% D/ T; z z# ^your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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+ M8 S3 i+ R7 HBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& r. k+ G H( U6 Z1 I1 V
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 m% R2 u2 W) K! U; H' B: VI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
# f* U J: {8 A6 nthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
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saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: t% A6 z/ V% I g. a5 u# Y
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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