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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!/ }* r, I; T& T$ b; F, I; k
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! V: B5 d) f; Z% U# p
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
' m# f+ g+ u# I1 v JBrians' roommate Stephanie was.% }( O R. i" v5 S0 f! e7 S+ B
# ]* L3 X+ n! W' [0 h- hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
% U) z' D# Q- @ ~( Z( B5 `Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.: @3 R* m( C) l5 M: F
5 l+ ~& G% Q. AOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
+ n% ~. R, e# h8 r: F6 kHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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& L' E6 Z. f* Y: {- g' IReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be8 q- `( c) K/ x% F" F% P
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": e( ? |7 D% p- d9 c
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
5 k3 {8 k+ {, A# E9 k' J6 {) X3 d( g* myour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
; X1 N& G/ C( n: A# xgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' d, n$ K8 ~* r: r1 l
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be4 f! {( R/ x8 b) D
sure." L* h: a' U& t% |4 z
9 ?! z J) T+ j1 zHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 o( K, S: p0 G8 k1 MI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
! Z0 C. m* q' ^I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
0 W# ?8 u- X5 Q6 gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 D, D; o6 v R
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ d2 K. M/ ]! N
read:
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$ i1 u- O' B- Z% n0 ~; P"Dear Son.........6 G9 Z! J5 }' G' q3 r
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not. ]: [6 ?% T/ \9 L/ L* o
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains J( c u/ u5 R' M6 m
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
! `0 d' f2 m! bgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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