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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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8 F1 W; D/ L8 ~1 C* K7 S0 MBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
. u- d5 @" |( E; |! f- Q1 s$ fcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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- f% W! X; j6 F3 ], OMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* J2 Y! E: _1 |+ f. e! K1 y0 f
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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+ I+ q% [. H" w: ~Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 |. d) A+ P* ]% F% T4 |Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be2 [/ y; {0 e4 _4 o
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 k6 y) v7 } |
2 ]) D3 G/ n$ G0 L: @6 tAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be0 s/ q1 T5 z6 C; |
sure."
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3 P8 T" K& l% r0 T( F: qHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
+ u' O# l# V. w6 @0 o" g; ~I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
/ Q/ y! }) Y6 d7 }' P a, V" TI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
$ }; U" [3 o7 u: y- o6 Cthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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5 P5 Y$ x5 q& ^0 A# ~2 a! G tSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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- ^5 v& n4 m3 e* j! j) e9 H"Dear Son.........8 s8 f& D# h$ M" o$ u
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
/ |" I. z5 C7 Q3 rsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
6 y6 @- g/ p7 \/ D7 H Rthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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