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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
+ m3 O0 D) {6 j$ {, wcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
& d) `( Z) B. X4 F/ vBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 d2 y3 o/ c, H3 E( p& FStephanie and this had only made her more curious.' |8 E% p j1 K: x: j5 r8 B- h4 F' |$ ~
. X" b. Y3 v5 o: EOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) Z9 a8 \" W9 g
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
6 i; [3 K$ V# K* {- Sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since7 k$ i8 C5 \! Z8 M# @% x3 {
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver9 ]1 n: u( } O$ l5 M0 _1 O
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" K# m; K, `2 e4 |9 ~/ s# T
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ Z' I" c8 V0 ?4 i
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....' T: I, X) k7 f8 D
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' q3 z4 p, u7 d/ S6 R/ r
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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P7 k0 T3 f' `. p' A1 d6 |4 D" [Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 Y1 Y4 I: h; Y% m/ F3 C
read:
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"Dear Son.........5 U' A( @* p# l2 h
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 ]7 ^+ a' x' S" d) W! v; {" m
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 ~5 k; D" c) m7 K
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver+ ~8 z; L- \8 q0 T Y- {7 j
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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