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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' J) D) Z& |; \) T
" o: \: g" H0 P/ ZBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
& D4 ~9 o# U% b, icourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
" w6 W* [' P+ g; D( x( i4 h6 @! RBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 U, V6 ^8 B5 w V4 K* Q
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.- o. h. q0 c q0 w# U* a
- p; T5 V9 G- e3 d, \) S! d; @/ F' b: lOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
) I S, k. j5 T @6 d* J% `3 l zHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met$ P+ q% U% E" }" y3 |
the eye.
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+ ]+ ?' Z, b2 H5 e' [Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
. M8 c. f( \. C5 Gthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."7 [6 Z. q6 j/ q# }
5 f, J' R3 \4 {About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
6 ? o' }8 y9 H8 n6 s" U5 Nyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
3 V. c9 z- J2 C6 L4 _gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"7 O6 z k* x& \6 W
5 o9 |' ?9 }( e, CBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be% j) R6 Y# l6 N, f
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: Q, b8 T' d% e2 G! A- ]& oHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: N" k8 {5 A5 m# t+ ]. \4 P6 g
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
( \ V, }0 d7 q- W( \. F! C# DI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
1 f* [3 N$ c3 j' {/ Bthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' o G* R7 g3 A) L, N, G
! z' b: C8 Q+ j. o0 zSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 {7 x; J& i/ x/ Z4 ]
read: Z8 O' Q* C; ]5 g: C, r. o0 G$ @
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"Dear Son........." H7 d- A$ ~/ x+ Z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 n- x u' }6 \saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 w! w9 }: B- u! R5 X/ ?& O! L
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 `/ k R9 l% K+ [2 x z4 @* C" Igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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