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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: j. O8 }2 B; {7 P7 k* L
( V+ S$ N/ _) |: Q; B% C% l. z- `Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the: O7 a' E) A* V- H" d# j' A
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
, s& L4 L% {* K% @Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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: {: Q7 x) f' B; F2 C2 H! @Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 i! h, }! G1 [0 ?
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.$ m* @# m: T& G1 g+ u
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs./ T8 o* M8 d9 K( w7 v
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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7 i: w" O/ |6 v9 h1 _& P. ]' ZReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
8 q/ {% Y; t, M% r+ V% e9 y K @your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& y7 A' J* W( k( T5 V+ ^/ v+ s
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' H: S9 h+ G. G5 |5 f( D, Q6 t
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& M: I) a2 w7 O( s4 w9 W: z( G
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; M* C" d6 h# p1 \: e* _
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 m) ]7 f9 ^! i* C, g( j. t( N7 E
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........4 P% W l8 M3 S3 S! K4 x8 W9 T
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not z1 I& ~- R# I. T
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# r+ k! n& l$ L- @: \6 C: v: U
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver. u7 z# L) O& o
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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