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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& c% m9 t3 E& ]2 y9 S
Z4 @ x5 ~; ~0 ~% L7 E: g, CBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 n" `& I% ~: b: w+ k& y( l. bcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
7 O4 A) t, w3 v! L) W/ ABrians' roommate Stephanie was.2 H9 ], A; K1 J6 a8 w2 d
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 s1 E ^; P# K( g5 m6 l# d% c
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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6 Q7 K* Y5 P) V3 B* |9 @5 {5 F: vOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. E' \ V% T( }! v2 Z0 f
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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1 h+ a- N, v) Q# I2 P* iReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
: D. ^! y( a! q3 B7 ?0 C6 E3 I- jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", @9 B- c, S3 J- `6 z, i9 O
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since" z9 Z5 W7 Q: \% P9 K* {) ^9 X" N! C
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver; H8 r! i: o: ^/ B+ g( V+ f
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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5 M1 _% Y7 g( r) J2 @* uBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 F2 Z3 r, e* w0 j$ ?I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
$ G/ a; E0 E! T6 k( RI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 ^; J: p" j2 r5 Pthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% h4 K. W2 ]4 n x. p- S; A
% ~# f+ `% a+ H( t) PSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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7 ~1 @; P2 y! i, o"Dear Son.........
/ D5 E1 k+ {. [: V' h) ^/ Z8 }( _) E# ]I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 G; I9 J. ^4 R u. }9 y' H" P+ Fsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
$ L( d% w% t m' k* P ^that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
- h3 K! r) I' g% igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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