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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!3 d, ~3 h# q X' Z
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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: K& s5 O8 b& Z; u$ \; C& j3 D6 j' k [Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and0 N; W. J: D8 A& T
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.+ @% P5 e* a4 R' C- V
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.8 U& g8 c: s* E
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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' ~+ c' y$ [* b8 H1 sReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be3 Z7 o+ \) [ `* q7 I
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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9 ]! [0 v9 }0 M7 dHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
! _% }" V0 W: Z4 g. nI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 w) u5 R5 b* A$ n
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains- f: X' j2 i2 V0 t/ |. }
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".! s) i0 m0 t8 e8 [4 Q" f9 A9 o2 s
& X5 r# J- g- ^. o. `Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 k3 [: y4 ~2 D. T% Q
read:
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' F& {2 i8 ~+ L; e9 n* [. P9 e6 T"Dear Son.........
9 m* h/ k$ Z% T- u+ w$ N& g) _* DI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ U8 j; P4 E2 I8 g5 A
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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