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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& h( `% P" P- @2 b6 C/ P, }8 n7 ?: I" \
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* W1 e' W0 w' s5 ?- B
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
0 l5 P, P& `9 @9 s! j- x( kBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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7 u C. ?# ]+ l- T3 b; t8 g/ kMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 j U# g; g `. p0 u% D. F, IStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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5 Z b/ U0 ~$ o. @( LOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
% i5 W/ m/ N& BHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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7 ~9 {% N5 N; K$ gReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
$ b$ ]7 v% Q$ @: m! \thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates." `3 R% F* D. C$ c
# T% p' @& p( |7 b& Q! ~About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since0 ]& s3 i( {+ P3 J7 e
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& o4 W( l- }) d s# @" D; @ G* a
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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4 @; R0 k" _) _+ ?* S/ bHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 T0 t! {+ C7 M
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- P9 ^! Y$ ?' C+ E+ r5 a+ LI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! @ z- C& h. [' p# f+ [5 |that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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4 Q5 r& O6 A' i- E% N2 b5 c9 k$ KSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
6 u, _# Q8 L: T: v+ d2 E! gread:
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"Dear Son......... g" V2 t7 d$ q% b- _" u
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: c4 |- \% m. Z8 w. Z/ s6 A
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains9 |. \, f& y2 d; L# i: H. ]
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
/ C" @+ {2 j, A9 K! F1 sgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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