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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( ]( X2 }" u9 {( Y: M P
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 b$ g3 d% h- _- w0 m
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful) f7 T; k1 O! e' ?5 ^& l% d
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.9 H2 ?; \4 y Y o# D+ \- O0 S
) K) q3 d$ |0 t' F" o0 Y1 CMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- c, r$ L% u' E- BStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
q" ]7 L8 o8 `Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met. [5 N2 E- e' E8 `7 z( O+ d
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' E3 T( h M, w" |" T& u6 y7 Ethinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
# l7 a2 x/ \+ \* m- ]; o- Pyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
+ W7 ?4 V& d+ v& C% @) igravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") O$ ]- L9 a: R8 E1 ]' {' L
. n' W. I' Y4 y3 a& qBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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! S$ b. z% K- U4 S% rHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....7 ?- d5 \* I& D# [( e( |
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
% x K; t) b6 v+ D* `+ v$ L+ |I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains* A4 ~ A+ j8 ?" Z1 U$ j
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".1 o7 X& I2 X7 M) i# v
1 M4 m5 |, ]) I" ESeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that0 N+ U) T8 H( p$ X) p# c1 p
read:% \" L, P# u* S. ^
0 U6 X2 ?' `7 v" _% w3 G" Z5 n"Dear Son.........8 Z9 E9 a& K. G( `+ L! Z5 D
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not" D( j) S1 d3 |) y2 O3 z
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
, n1 r3 [2 R1 ]8 c: d+ G: O8 Cthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver# O+ Z3 d/ P- [! C! `
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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