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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ q( u ~4 c. N# s
/ n# q- x- P1 w+ M( @3 cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
9 a. g% L5 l$ |: l! {course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 @1 K; R& [8 h" R) e4 m
Brians' roommate Stephanie was., I W- M. Y+ Q' j
r, x% Y) X. n( w2 ~8 m! FMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and. s5 E. j' _9 s. D
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.' d; R7 I" u, y9 ?
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. g# {$ ?, J! t3 i$ ]# L
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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$ _ v# S9 A- E4 `/ dReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
7 A7 e# a0 G7 L# J8 _, e8 m1 hthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* Y, l0 ]& ^5 I( g; `% t; x" o
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
: i2 t) I. G- c2 C# [gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"1 r, L8 p3 Y1 Z' M, n6 ~
' c! r- g* b/ p. }7 Y; k# ^Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 |. X" ~6 H5 {, Q
sure."# U: D$ R9 I! \2 C% } R$ b
, G0 L5 G0 L/ L* e7 XHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....- v8 X( ?1 E- Z- J. ]9 q
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* _+ z, i2 [: Q! m
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
, H2 n; ^# d8 d' Q/ wthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that& a/ W/ M* O/ ^; _$ z9 y+ B5 K
read:
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. X% c: B. _3 D5 ?9 F! x; E1 s, z"Dear Son........./ c, m' C) U V. B% q5 S( O5 a# i" Y
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ X8 H8 t) p p% U' o8 o: ^: i- ?
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( b+ p }* K8 B
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver6 I2 p- L5 V6 J9 S: y: q
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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