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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. t9 ~/ r, x$ K+ u' k3 A
3 W( L5 q0 s1 g fBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, ?! P+ w2 D; W! g9 ^( M8 A* pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
# f! b5 f* P/ g( E6 w, XBrians' roommate Stephanie was.1 R/ v, ]6 B& f9 y' C1 U
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 Q' ]6 f3 a' SStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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& [" }4 w6 V6 A- q, O) S/ n& R% \Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: D. ?2 L2 C! R1 v' V; x3 M2 `
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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4 b( V* B" z. i0 V$ `Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
; Z9 Q) _+ R" u% S$ s1 }% {* cthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" l, j; X" d. l; t+ _) Eyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 `2 O8 d2 [/ O M7 Igravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?". _2 F6 j2 ? x
: d4 Y& T9 ^" P) ]2 U. C# ? A9 |Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 z( T+ X6 S3 v
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
( d# {& f8 Q4 d" TI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; e1 v, r) w3 E+ w& t/ B( |# }
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. }7 L4 T$ Q2 j) k8 Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".* }6 H W2 r% V" e8 I: ?
3 w' C+ y" }" Q2 A5 S3 W2 W7 ySeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that* U. k+ C g# F1 M& ~( i4 Z7 X
read:
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"Dear Son.........
4 H1 k1 Z+ \. c( b" GI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 ^! |# m$ m- l* d! b6 qsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
1 e8 a: @, B) ^3 E) b/ b& b+ v* zthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
- c8 d0 N- a# ~% X$ s( V+ Egravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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