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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!% U6 K- |4 M$ E6 O5 F7 v& K
4 ~) n: u5 T4 _2 x5 YBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
( J# _# x- ?5 icourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and! ^1 @, T6 F6 b$ g' U
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.: R9 v; Q0 b" U8 M
. ^% }3 S3 T4 i6 T; B: sOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.0 }! B& v$ m, g; p& X, Y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be1 ?$ `5 T3 ]& ]
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.". p& ^) }# D. l' W; \6 K$ H
: l, P% }8 `2 i4 n) @1 |About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 l) |7 W) T8 o: ]2 p& o0 o1 ?5 C
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver# X- |1 x( \. l. R S4 ^
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ U* g6 [3 B0 A0 k5 p
! ?2 J$ o1 K6 y# OBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be4 u+ r. U; z2 Z; p9 Y# h
sure."# F4 r7 v3 Y. r( F4 B; [
1 m& P6 M5 o" X* b' _9 Z/ C6 BHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
t# z% d3 M/ JI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' n6 T0 j! Q1 F* L- V5 \; L
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
D z5 J3 P7 G7 t {8 ]' F) A, othat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". l* H; ]) W4 ], k
; _$ J8 f8 J q% b9 gSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........( K) L( f. u! B9 V
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ @: p" e$ } M, a; y3 E9 p
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains e. X. k) X# g. `# x) Z4 ?' i
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; l8 v3 W4 B# q, F8 X5 D7 ~gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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