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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!1 r2 c2 O4 b2 C# W
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.- p& y( g- [# n3 J$ c, w
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' K" Y) O, _4 E7 K
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.5 D% `5 u! K5 P# ]6 y3 B3 |
8 X. R) x( ^0 S" T1 E1 V4 e( A4 OOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 s- n7 o* u4 U6 X1 Z% x- Z% z: aHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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5 s. @& y0 m$ s& |4 _% \Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
& J0 u! e- q0 i" \thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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1 A) ~$ f) ]9 {5 n: Z2 BAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
8 P H3 E- l9 j+ l6 H6 \your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver8 H/ \3 D# G( O |
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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0 y" k* t4 b+ n5 B* z! m# \2 VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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0 k, H7 c) m! f1 A6 v9 DHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ B7 \ N9 R, w7 y" I _
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and5 L0 v7 I( J$ ~6 \6 b2 x$ v7 N9 ~
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
8 ?: C" b2 J/ s/ g0 K& [that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".4 j- f5 Z( H! D4 L& s: S
2 n- v3 {% h* Y6 h! NSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ N# S7 F2 y5 V7 A
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"Dear Son.........: F. m3 K- [$ ?$ I
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
( f; K. f; Q9 l8 D" C! I3 ?: Bsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 U" K( ?0 E2 w1 u; ~
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver- `2 V; K ? W1 {
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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