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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" R' C. y' s8 D( l/ |! K
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ \  h( z# G" F1 t
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 s7 z/ i* F( }Brians' roommate Stephanie was.  c$ b) y% `; ~; K. v8 e- M0 F$ m
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
5 U- L0 d! n6 [/ c) N) UStephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 P6 _8 J* ^9 c+ K
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* L9 T; H/ v$ f4 WHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 J% k3 {4 y0 M. T! D
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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( G1 Y) k. i- G! g/ s) |. _gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"2 h3 r6 W" d5 ?- m. T
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( J5 u( V! o. k! j7 \
sure."
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  j# t9 R9 U* O6 jHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....." b2 o' i# n" e# I
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ z! h. {  M1 S. @1 M( I3 X
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 l7 S; m$ @; T; d6 ~
read:
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I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ D7 `3 j, G( \6 j% n/ N
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 v  L  j% F3 d' L" Z
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
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鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:. I% z; a3 j/ D  b" R' C5 M
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
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看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:& `9 ~5 ~5 D. g2 @8 r: y& w* m
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:/ n2 a4 _# \* [8 J8 Y
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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