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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' P1 e( H0 Q. L. k+ {- j: ^% ?8 B
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 a, M$ H, l. A+ ^" T% H& ]Brians' roommate Stephanie was. f6 Q$ z$ o8 [ Z$ s# ?
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and/ d( f; S }3 P9 F( J4 _
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.' ?4 H$ Q/ m/ X$ i
4 i6 n( i$ O' D- S$ {Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 c! l/ }- @2 z+ Z+ KHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met" e; g) s! j$ g; {
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+ `, i$ `3 w2 I# g2 g' DReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be4 C, m0 O A0 G$ V% m7 y
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."7 C/ K+ L% j e$ e2 Y; E+ D0 y6 u( m
3 R" G. R1 [# m" MAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
. x$ Z- y6 A& ]2 b! P4 Jyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver) ], d! }6 q- x ^; z, z6 e$ I4 d
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"" |5 v3 z( S/ H6 H
) D9 d: L' M! k0 j1 N0 TBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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! m+ Y4 i3 C9 S& C3 D. @+ w' tHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
, ]) M9 u, u6 s( l4 e7 m* nI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: E. ]3 `8 s/ U
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
1 a' s* {8 U. k4 C2 y0 s+ F# {% Xthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; E6 D- w& x. j
4 q! K# s1 Z U# f5 bSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
( ~; j% P! j" D/ U4 i6 x# aI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not' k( T8 |; w6 @% p9 y" B' Q) a P% e
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
- W; Y+ e- \2 v7 O* I8 O vthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
8 G0 v, K7 R$ T2 E# Q1 jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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