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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!* j% w, T7 f: M: A8 [
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' U$ h& _( V# Y/ ?+ i
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful0 r/ x7 m# C% Y: {0 J) X
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* \9 r2 R. e. P6 d5 f
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious." }$ u5 m- y9 E
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...... r, g: U p& b; u
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
[' T0 B$ t' f% l4 nI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ U0 U- z( s+ W: V7 Othat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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# h- P* g* k- F$ eSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.......... R) `2 A5 U) ?1 f
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 ] g0 C4 d9 q' w
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( Y# e9 i3 ?3 G) }
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 K- i& h& Y1 E
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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