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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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$ K0 y0 l9 t- V+ \) Q/ t( TBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 K Y/ J+ b3 \$ I
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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V) d( ^- G$ n/ |Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and9 H, X; |! R2 B
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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; N: e3 A9 _5 j: R/ c* y+ F8 R zOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs./ U# b/ T I+ i4 x" K5 c. R
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met0 m, R& f0 r/ v- ~: H
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& r8 L4 E) ^) p) c. W
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" I6 k8 Z* c6 Z" ?2 myour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
' K7 z0 B! C' \; Igravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"" S. x' D% g4 U' R' J
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...... T: z# W4 U" P$ G/ R1 h
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
( [) [( |* ~, Q J* l8 O8 Q( k5 YI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
0 X' M* A+ u3 H3 @that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% B2 a3 t9 k3 U6 V# {6 |
1 G7 u* |# l' D1 f: SSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
1 W4 E' u3 H) B5 C# r4 cI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
* Y, D; Y7 z" Asaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
( x1 e$ v4 |1 x+ }8 k" Vthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver: D1 _' I% Q$ u2 v! [1 N* `3 y
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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