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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. R1 z$ v$ D# U1 W5 W8 S& G: Y2 s
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" e& }2 ?3 o. f: v
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful- X8 _" y4 i# g& n! u) s$ ~
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# _* m' D, r2 ~* j& [
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and8 N o B! m0 M' u# ~4 A
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.2 }: i9 p' N3 Y2 |$ f
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 _6 `1 h1 {9 R/ ~0 g" FHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be8 }+ x0 e2 H. r9 O
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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3 E3 Y: x% y8 h% l4 T$ j Q, nAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since6 d. j" a" b+ `5 T& R
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver% T1 c p- J' k% k1 o& E3 o0 L
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ X p9 Z) l2 a' k! v' G
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....- r Q4 k X( v: ~: [
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; F& D0 w: ?1 E- ]5 i! Z( L; h2 b1 u
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
( ]" K, T2 T3 F& e% S7 dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".4 l* F* n2 i* g4 H
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 b7 z+ q1 c* D1 k* U' Y. z- m
read:
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* |- |: W) j& J1 Y1 L XI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 e9 P4 ]* |5 j6 b2 D1 G+ ~) X6 c9 ^( Esaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
: Y2 I$ P& c7 u) Zthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 F1 |# m' }: k$ n B |+ bgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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