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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!$ @0 h5 b4 z. L* N, `& V* y. U) k
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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' F a0 K" i8 `5 e& D, E" cMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
# I0 ^8 w7 p$ d/ t* HStephanie and this had only made her more curious.. F! w8 a/ O6 _$ J W
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 ]. ?, m; ~4 y7 F! X r: |Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
2 b) \. G8 C* b7 sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
A6 r( u8 k: N jyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
5 y$ w4 s% |* M2 {3 _gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"6 w0 o& v u ^5 l
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
2 f' Z/ B; h3 EI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, n/ z- z& d; N- I. [ M- b0 J
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
% ^$ i8 C- G4 H* \% t5 mthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".7 M9 c( }1 l! h0 Q
7 E% K; K x; i7 bSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that- ?5 d" v( Y' o! T- z8 N) R3 U
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. [* G" l6 H4 F"Dear Son.........2 z* `8 @4 c( w' n g2 x
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
{# P) g: A" S) y1 f2 k: k5 d, L$ Bsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains5 V) X# O% i7 e2 K W. K1 I
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver- |- a2 G% I: {2 m
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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