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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!0 z6 i0 e' ~2 Q' a* v
+ }& c, @5 S/ Z- I8 F6 e9 H0 eBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! V$ c& p+ B: l5 S
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
# e) p k* N9 L& eBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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8 ]% j" t2 U6 A, Q( b, n8 r* ^Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' F8 N5 t! |8 T9 S) I7 m$ q/ o- i
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 S4 R) A5 F) m
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met8 q; Z+ O8 S7 l: A0 x j
the eye.+ |, I2 E1 h t- j9 s
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' j" n# c, f. j1 q" K& Ythinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since1 m, R! d' }) w \: }) o
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 v( i; E8 F5 a$ J# Z
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"& Y8 S( X- \% ^) D& d8 N/ b
& ?4 q: o1 m! g: n9 [+ V! A! w( @Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# K# B9 R& Z; B& {; }
sure."2 k4 y) l) _$ l0 C1 r
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
8 z5 Z' I! P9 v4 N9 ?I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
4 T' z$ j5 h. O7 n e/ s5 t$ XI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 E* C9 _- S: o* n$ C' z
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".$ [! x) i9 u- k7 x3 d
! k& y& W* | K5 }! LSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that; n& e3 ?! U( U$ X) O
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"Dear Son.........; R. n6 A# q/ n/ W! C
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 d6 C' _, @9 b2 x* k- K5 J$ G
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
9 }; n7 v: w9 [& {% P% w2 Wthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
0 N8 |) }# j% D( f' Xgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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