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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER! [' z0 _5 C. P& }
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.) L& L3 X, R# f8 T! P
9 T f. o6 B$ e- _) ]5 p# ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- \* W! m: x" G4 iStephanie and this had only made her more curious.3 j: N, F! W5 M) ~) y* L
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.8 X C5 M% O8 A9 N* \/ l( U
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since: l. w' W5 H8 I/ O* M+ I) E- h, ]
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver' v8 {8 N1 q: g3 O5 _) {
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ h% R# Z4 u" s x8 a7 N
+ F& E3 |2 A3 F/ E! q; z7 VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
c; t6 W' c% G% C" yI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
5 d0 W5 S, L. {+ EI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 G" g( ]7 N+ x1 V5 \" X8 p
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".& X' W8 Y) d o
9 B5 `* Q# }. c2 |4 O" fSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( T7 m1 r& r; L% L G( g% n
read:2 Y8 f6 R2 C1 T
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"Dear Son.........1 y9 w. q1 }( e5 i9 I# p
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not1 H! u: t) y' n% M+ g- a! h7 w/ g" J
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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