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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' L7 f/ C0 Y0 i6 F( c0 y7 i! R+ G
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 J" ]+ E9 H; Mcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful" h) P. ^9 t. o8 Z
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
( v) W$ I1 n/ S0 c8 Q# M8 T2 KStephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 m2 o8 |3 ?% D+ e9 z% x% O( T4 n
. c, q1 H: B4 K1 _Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.. U% u: T) b$ g5 T- M- X
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met I {) a1 y7 a( j+ g2 P' M
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 [3 ^" D* @1 t6 S/ J8 \thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."" j" \) B5 ^4 h4 c+ H. Y
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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: g" O6 ?% V5 A! S& Mgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" X4 b( ?( D5 Z
" X( e/ \! k8 F; i' \: YBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; n3 y/ |2 D/ ]- K0 ^4 a( f) j
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' i, G9 P7 `: c: F. e- \4 |I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and$ E6 Q) L. N+ G! o& i( |
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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% f/ E) Q9 u6 @$ p8 W4 ?; rSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
$ Q }6 k! ^5 f3 M: ]1 |- bI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not' ?" f% Q0 z$ C' A3 j$ _* L
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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