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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
; Q& O8 h7 \8 l P; S, fcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
( b5 l1 _' L2 Y# R+ V! fBrians' roommate Stephanie was.$ ]1 Z; S* U$ G" q2 e& i9 A. m
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and9 g5 J: u- B2 g& f$ z4 F8 i: Z5 V
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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! t" e7 ]* @( D8 `& xOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
: ]$ B1 V( G3 U5 ~4 v* b. xHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met$ P: S! I& P' F% {3 a
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
9 |1 `0 g4 ]+ k6 Uthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."" F- t; M) M& V J. p b& U
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
% X6 G& ]3 b( `6 ^; \5 |4 nyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 U4 G2 p2 _4 u& Dgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ B9 y# a; ]; o ^
sure."
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; P) i! j4 s$ p& KHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 r: o7 d' {6 N
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
`0 @: j0 }, s0 V! ]I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains: \ |" q2 C! r x
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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) Y9 n2 [/ w7 V& k* e5 l/ P! ^Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that, w7 Z( U/ Y& y1 _2 p1 _
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"Dear Son.........
9 y1 E& u% g5 \) O) z- {! D7 NI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 N( m, d T2 N& v$ ~! S c
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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