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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!; `- ~2 T8 j2 x8 S- k
. H* L' e- R8 r: j! [; O! g& gBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 F# b$ X, n1 f! G2 A
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 n @0 @+ n: y# MBrians' roommate Stephanie was. P2 K6 J! K) R: D# i
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and: }' C9 t G y# ~' T
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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' h+ X2 O$ F% I6 R2 f- YOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. a) Z# O# o' I- l2 Q$ e, g0 {
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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+ I+ w1 y& G" U- bReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( B( K- d( b$ }7 W# S3 w% N
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( v- O& C2 o/ D& x3 N. e# f5 x
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% P6 y: ]0 O& ^4 z; @2 tI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and/ _$ j5 \6 A" ^' `9 ^9 c
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- F1 _' y; G# z$ kthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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+ V6 G+ c8 t/ t% f/ @! MSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: w( {" j, v9 W P, f7 h
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"Dear Son.........* m' d% }% I7 n6 a( T' x
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; i, X) D4 j/ k/ n% v; t
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains6 n5 o/ n$ r" d7 {( j l+ }, n c* A
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
! N4 C4 h' n6 ~/ H. Dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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