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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ U( d3 k- [& s5 U
( C% n- T+ j S# }Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
. s# s' T5 p% t8 p) {course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 l! |1 F6 A6 A! w( h8 @0 w8 n2 X
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.5 b: V6 P/ g, v& @' {$ b
+ R& T4 w f- N2 H2 Y. V9 G& lMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 q" p* M& C5 {' B# L9 F; [
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.* H4 P9 X( m. y+ \" r
. Z; `% ?/ d* t9 g- z1 w0 l) vOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
& X/ W# k- e7 @: `% N: Q4 B1 vHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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5 V/ D7 W- _6 W! X4 TReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 a" ?6 R9 r4 d. c3 B3 C" n- v/ S1 Rthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since9 a* D0 ]' N8 j4 o0 b
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& p& Y# C6 U/ B- |
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?". u$ L9 Z7 O9 j9 j
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 M( k5 O+ \+ p7 S: ^( WI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and& G- R" ]- x3 i1 j' y9 G
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 Q8 ?$ ~) A& G1 x* J8 w5 xthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., b% b; C, g2 P% M
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 l, l; V2 W3 t9 Z# Z4 T% y
read:8 c, w& q& I, x; o& e" q |
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"Dear Son.........
7 {% V9 b+ O9 Y: t/ `I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not. ], R; l* {; I. O& S# t+ f6 q
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 F& _: D% v0 \2 K% O
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver/ w% A/ e/ @( H2 `6 r; Q
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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