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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
4 F0 V* U/ o' scourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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, b/ M# G+ Z5 Y$ QOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
" X: g" G2 Y9 x0 ~6 {8 S0 PHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 v" r" ?( z* w! t7 q! ythinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ ^1 L8 p4 s8 W' ^5 R0 I. ?
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. N7 @3 x% n6 j; d1 R$ z3 ] r d
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver, j$ ?( l9 ~* g# b0 K
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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& C% M4 |/ s9 X& E( @( iBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: ^9 ]( C) \% F1 K
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ H1 N- x9 s4 Q
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and& t& X7 ~; ~/ s. O4 g
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 ]5 _2 L0 S6 F7 G7 \
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 P! h. Z: l& |/ o8 K3 Q* o
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that0 z: B3 S& g0 e0 N1 m& ?
read:
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I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not# Q3 x% U( u5 a' ]2 c
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 j6 s* G( T" s2 U2 v
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 A5 | w# a1 F7 j8 w- |
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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