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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 i0 S8 E( T7 N9 N
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
( ~; b+ A) {+ G* {2 GBrians' roommate Stephanie was.! L+ e( Q  q1 q+ _8 t
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, X. {+ y6 c$ X0 P
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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- U4 G7 A% |5 y: n0 O) u- nAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since9 z" \( L9 ?, C  E; i
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver7 O9 A6 T  ^( u& v
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 G5 d/ L/ B, z% U% Q/ l
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
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that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( g6 |" j/ V7 c( \* D1 U+ ?" }% }

6 x7 t7 H; |; CSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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3 V1 F2 v! F; j  `. a( F"Dear Son.........2 o+ v, V+ m5 ?7 Y  B" v8 c
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
" Q! h4 D# f$ r. K( v+ A' J+ \这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
* a% p$ L* V% D/ O: ]这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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