埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2598|回复: 7

给孩子们上一课

[复制链接]
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
( X% G3 }: R! q2 }) V! A
6 w; j3 u% R: X+ V' L/ IBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 a, u/ w% D. e+ D. q- @( xcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 I9 w3 V  D4 O+ e# l
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
+ Z+ p8 S, C% M, j, w
5 ?$ C1 |! i/ x/ K  aMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 v7 x( x, H8 c+ |, U
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.  h# J$ H! `' U$ [; {' C

" t- ?9 C. y* h$ e9 LOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( H7 o- ~: J: ?3 C) FHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( s4 x! c- M6 ~( j# Z% d3 A7 c
the eye.
: w& d: {) ~5 @  N
; G5 w. v5 p. G- A7 {# y* RReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be# {# \3 k& B/ B( ~) h% s
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
2 W$ m$ J" ~5 W& {3 K! f* [
, w% Y) J9 B$ i+ b3 qAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since7 v) @5 A9 o( U$ t
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver% }' h( B2 M  ^9 v
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"; ], d; M9 o! F, j
% {8 a& ?/ _, }+ O' ~) I
Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
* a1 P! i/ l/ z9 G5 P# ~0 x0 d& xsure."; r$ \/ H& v9 P6 M3 d
- M# |# I5 k2 D  e
He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
+ w: a& Y+ w) j+ ^& n4 b+ E7 qI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* h' F' u8 C& p9 g3 aI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains  L# b  `3 q& \& {8 ^
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
  d8 ~/ i( B, I) ]
5 F, t9 L  }0 _. H! m) gSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that. o  k  J& u5 K: }* I1 M; I: w
read:' F9 r, ]6 b4 K) }9 B# R( M
5 x7 T& M' K+ X
"Dear Son.........
- C% l6 I& F: {9 w. B/ _I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 T# _! @/ a4 Q: j" E% f2 [
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
5 B0 [0 E, {3 A! j* T, _! zthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( c1 h7 w9 n, ^. z. O
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
; M( G* @  n+ l5 E* W: x* C! H这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

/ U( Q# o2 F0 a8 J& Y2 ^; x7 ~6 G  S' \) e( I2 v
看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
) d9 U  {. Y# z这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:8 t* o' w( ]( e4 T4 p$ d5 g
, X& u' s* O7 e6 `  |, s2 L
聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-30 18:25 , Processed in 0.141802 second(s), 22 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表