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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. S; y" |7 ^ W* d+ j4 Y
0 x; G- o3 W. cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" v2 S, s# E, s+ z
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
4 t+ ^' j3 I( z B. C( k& pBrians' roommate Stephanie was." ]- B7 K; J" F
4 q4 g/ g5 ]4 G/ r" y6 IMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and+ Z3 {& S% C% H, ~6 O) R8 |7 c
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
/ k' z/ M! Z% ]Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met, y. W4 d0 M" f) N( G
the eye.
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5 `) M) j& k2 }$ X1 GReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
: [' C# h& f& O: J4 A& s* D! Hthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
W0 \/ `2 D7 @5 K3 ^" `: h3 ]! Pyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver+ i- g( x8 ]9 G) [* N
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") u/ K4 Y4 A3 X: Q& J" p+ Z
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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3 Y' m4 n3 {# o& a# y* \- V8 r6 ]He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
( u6 |5 C* E/ _1 LI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and z+ ?2 X5 ?2 z. u8 W' b9 R
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
2 O* N; z3 T2 t8 ?that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".0 [3 U; \; ?0 D4 R# A* b& o; ^
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that& M0 y- H u/ `! u1 [) t) v
read:6 e: r' q( b7 N ]* W z$ P# w" B3 L: m
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"Dear Son.........
! e# m \* l! q+ t5 DI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ D0 {9 B& n9 I* O T5 m! P) R
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains' E6 R0 G6 u$ L& Y$ R* b
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver9 Y" p: g* M% n: e7 A2 z
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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