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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the7 K: x* q. ^5 d& E! @& g
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful; q+ \2 B. i. e { c
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
6 j; ~% ^( Y* Z! N" _Stephanie and this had only made her more curious. V' L" E. |6 n0 x% L
, \6 W" @& U' z- l' bOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
4 g9 n O" T" ^9 Q9 oHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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0 x) d" a2 G# j. S( e/ q3 @Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
, Y$ S$ C' r- ^2 X! jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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, z' Z( \1 A/ p8 Q0 g: _6 X7 ^About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, b6 O4 n, _ x* e _7 c- F; cyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver- q4 t4 p5 C- x# a
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"3 _8 h. j" b' Y* k3 [* I. Y
% p* Z+ D1 E6 I4 z- J, MBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 [6 I* i7 V1 s1 o* |" e& VI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
1 x* Q# d- y! [9 f3 V2 ?" FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; T% G. |* z8 w
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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3 [0 s7 U6 w1 Z5 H% f: fSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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/ ]8 }. H* ?/ k"Dear Son.........) `% W+ n1 u8 [2 _* R3 T
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ {! ^7 j! l% g% @. a1 h& p
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( P; l( o/ x" b
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver) j% J6 w' A8 @& X8 |
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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