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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!- K' K D/ w/ v- N- }' M% J
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the2 X! ]- D9 ]* i
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
2 O" G( O4 }, BBrians' roommate Stephanie was. x# y7 x- t: _( N* B
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
6 c* D/ F# [. ^5 R- rStephanie and this had only made her more curious.+ o1 t4 S ?# ?: X n% I. A
3 Z9 Z7 h& r) C7 i) Z2 dOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
+ ?8 h) t5 v* N3 V, P* Y* V" f( ~$ R/ zHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be7 I' H2 m% C1 d
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."2 v% b) k1 Y! f! l1 x: K
0 Q7 o b( X, w, A" mAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since: L" }# J* g7 g/ a2 L+ W* h1 \
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 ]6 {, \( j* ^2 W7 ?2 u# l! f
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"5 S+ O& Y5 X; {9 C8 D
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- @; ~% e. ^' r/ C" u; }( U( ^
sure."* R9 M* _2 O, T0 C3 q9 q$ D% J
( n" u& b% {6 q: Y3 WHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& w* K: ` k* h" t. J
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, n4 h6 p4 J2 ?, P6 B
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains* m! S& [3 F3 Y; T7 L0 R; B. C
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".* [3 \" M: e, e5 r' e
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 s4 V$ J6 D% |9 ]( \
read:) [, k- g; M0 c( @ s' \6 o C
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"Dear Son.........6 \5 E" ~" p6 d y P
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 E' R& S1 [- y4 m4 b* @5 M9 p! {9 Csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
0 c6 H6 S7 o& e4 ^9 Y( u6 `that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver9 @. j( M+ p7 m( Y
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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