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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 ]' U& C8 I, ^+ R9 g8 [1 k
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
+ ~0 a& s; f- q5 Q& z6 hcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
+ q' G- G1 g" M @3 T" q$ o) O T( ~Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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5 I4 S& B- N5 [# G, E2 PMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ i8 s) {, L, i7 rStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.3 F, y: U" r$ t2 C9 V
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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) g6 K8 I; h* [* A6 X7 p) DReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
0 S$ N9 X, k/ T* p2 p, P" j# i6 Qthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."# U: p. U- X; `# t
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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) q/ v, K6 i# ]- P" ?Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be9 V% ]$ }( m8 v& n
sure."
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0 `, @6 z: B: X& ^ ^He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
( Y; N* K2 o0 {$ u1 B* GI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. D& n6 _. c- ?3 z2 @I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; f7 h$ n" _+ ~& [5 n
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that2 u' q \7 m3 B- n& e/ R/ F, Q
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"Dear Son.........* d2 Z! X. p2 y$ |
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
/ R( Q4 R/ |' i% ~5 h& d8 E( Psaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
1 N* y, I" r- ?$ x" }, ]5 fthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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