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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& P$ t' v: D+ F2 p: c' T" t
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 z* n" v# I! ~. B& I5 [$ _4 A
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
/ c8 a8 W+ m7 s1 N; c ZBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ }& g- l/ ^9 cStephanie and this had only made her more curious.. L7 |4 L7 L9 R5 s& N
) @0 H( R H# E5 w U4 \5 ]: c5 h3 N, L5 jOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
! n+ m+ |% ~: _7 JHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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6 A. G4 v- a; d! H% l& WReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 d- R# h. x$ d' x1 q
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 z E" k4 @& b& k
" r/ e+ x0 V9 [About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since3 p/ r# {# E4 S1 N
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 @2 n0 ^3 M* w* e0 t) A
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" M) p: z7 ~: O% n/ G
: V4 K% g8 `% ^9 ]3 X# gBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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1 w' s0 }% ~ pHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....2 n, F: p8 e; }& r6 l1 w" y
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: g9 ?* A3 I. }7 ^
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains0 `1 I& o4 I9 ?% M X/ @
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 k d# ?* K! K" ~5 C& L' a5 {1 \
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son......... Q% x" z; i4 Q' B9 ~) O$ z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not, L. |5 X s ^9 j6 f2 |6 l
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
6 B! Q v" \. ?. x K+ m( [that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver& P; i8 b, w% U( ^% }
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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