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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 v; Z1 [9 t1 _( d7 F G. g, K1 ?% }course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* ]8 s6 I5 X2 |6 J- C
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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. d/ ? n$ l) P& W9 pMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
& l9 n3 I9 B5 r! z# D3 rStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
" h) h# M: {( A5 r4 f* jHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be j8 }7 U' P& G) R7 |) ?
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."! x' ?, }. C" ~! `
; d6 p* g! ~. W4 w" iAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since& X7 e# i( T+ L3 S d8 U
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver7 n, a8 ^2 u* \" }2 B% i- _
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"# A, }5 D$ _- t' t4 C2 U j
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....7 L1 r7 e6 x) R( ^; Y- e
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
5 M, ?4 V" P8 B9 vI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 k! f) R) Q7 n; n5 c- c2 V
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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) ]$ [3 k& ]9 u* U0 DSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that B4 v9 T8 k& S5 z- ~' c
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"Dear Son.........
7 B' m p: u* g2 g! WI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; B. a/ U6 H( x% T8 ^
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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