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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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* _, g: ~1 r+ d, dBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the; {! ~9 `* B9 N
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
3 J, Q) b& ~/ K4 ^! ?- [( pBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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9 w: b$ _8 u, {* PMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and9 o4 b) y, z; Z, H* J
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.8 q0 O: w1 |' S' T
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met9 V2 d8 y4 l& w# p# R% k9 n' V
the eye.# I, q, ~: @: V/ [/ t% D
; ]! T" U2 R: g5 K9 h1 J* VReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
, D8 j" a1 D/ O, H* R0 d6 f8 Bthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."1 F( i1 d% z* T" C% U
3 T: t3 y& [: e, O) _: gAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" @$ j( K3 }# d: oyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
" Y1 e4 _7 Q* I% p5 |& ^. Bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 @# v/ E* D _) R3 G; M
sure."
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4 J3 j1 c5 ~/ m7 b) j1 mHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,..... A9 A* x q8 s" w9 q: c7 P! {
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and9 D% a; ]- _5 s1 _$ Q
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, N, P5 ~9 L' _9 N+ l
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; j N. e" @6 A" ?4 E+ Y8 v. j! K5 T7 `
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that- v; ?9 P/ u9 i8 [9 ]$ {9 P) f' x
read:
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"Dear Son.........
% l7 A' W+ Y. `$ u' m6 }+ a# tI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
* q/ h7 s' h2 y; j# ~% E0 l msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 p6 }9 Q" f$ G+ t+ l6 _5 K
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
# j- N$ U0 F5 Q% |! j$ h- Igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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