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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* C5 C. m1 l4 V( j, [. B' d- _
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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( X+ N) d" e$ v5 \! fOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.( Z1 e, l# [4 q+ g1 _: E. I6 S/ T$ ]% y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) n% E5 K5 H a! X4 B6 F8 x& I0 D
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 n- u# q6 u7 p# d% I
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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! b3 S' f1 ]) lHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
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I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that) U. w& u1 A( F" I+ X- W
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"Dear Son.........7 |; A: C. B& G4 O2 j% Z0 g
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, j* W1 J% y( O5 Esaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 g5 p8 U f6 L
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver0 o6 e0 g" Y: P6 l$ B
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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