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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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! S4 N% Y: P% K3 W4 ], O; y- zBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* @2 T0 V4 \( _+ C
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful5 M3 @1 Z  o# d
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.) j. ~* _; \9 t. R1 Y& q* W5 a

* y6 K  s" H2 J: ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and9 k; D4 f9 S: }) L$ z, w
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
- G/ b) z! C  i% yHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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* I# t" V6 p. e6 a) [) ]- hReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be' o( k2 u% {& K# N
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ G* d" e+ s7 E  R0 a, V

0 A& e4 y( S. W" t) g  @About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
; \/ S# l3 p  v# H7 H6 `; vyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" c* [/ f+ I7 Y3 Y" S8 U7 p1 f
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! J6 ?- X& ?4 i" I3 s$ j

: L+ v/ q$ x$ P4 f' Y2 _' Z" kBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 ]5 |# h; S+ J8 b
sure."
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& T3 S+ b4 [" B! x8 M% m6 }He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; ~) L- S2 |' a9 P4 k4 w3 x
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and1 J: X  x0 c% o+ b
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
. r$ r! S% j! h: A& L) t0 M' jthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., a, o, y5 A6 K  z  G% j2 C

5 [4 m5 k0 \$ x( G9 X6 W! ESeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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" a* z/ Q3 ^3 }( Y8 h0 c# \8 Q"Dear Son.........% U' d3 `+ d- g. m) y/ u8 D0 [5 }
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: P# n7 J  x7 I6 |. s" _- w
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains) y/ r" D9 b. ?& |5 E! }8 ^1 }
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver% V" W9 i; t+ j) ?" M
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:6 Z# j$ Q4 L6 |7 [
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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4 X; `6 m0 m% K看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
1 o# s& d9 F* Y3 t" P% i这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:( a, i: a' b8 J: H" ]7 v8 H

8 \( Y5 E* v# I& d" q聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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