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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!- W% O$ }4 k! c2 m1 s( b7 R* s
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the7 T4 F) v) ~0 ?2 b
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful' h6 A& X! _# C9 D
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.9 w, o2 g# A- T' e6 X3 g2 ?
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
. R6 b% k* C7 z5 HStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ s* y/ O4 `) eOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.- B( A0 V0 N. Y1 Z6 l0 W/ ?! S
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met- J; Z) \. ^' N5 U7 {
the eye.
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9 D& f6 T: v1 D! \Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 Z: U, ^- X" Lthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
5 D# H* h& Z; dyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" j0 c( R% l2 ?5 o
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"7 U3 y# O3 S8 }
( w; D; [6 G" t6 }) `3 C8 x" Z3 vBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: k u* n; B+ ^$ G
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( `9 K; w, W5 F/ GHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....9 o) `+ ~* m" D8 Q3 K. @- N
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
5 X8 f1 T$ \- |" [' Z* W: B; bI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains6 T* G2 T$ [3 u8 _* l {
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; y ~- x! M, r+ n% b
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
) W4 I' g4 U) r* r1 Y# jI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 k% a& w; N, e/ L4 l5 d9 p, J
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains6 L* x% m" F, ?: N
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
7 \6 Y5 u, Z4 ~4 Y$ p: lgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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