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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
1 Z& M/ E2 k% g4 V4 X+ `) [% c6 gcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
* |6 f! b3 Q. o% Y$ r9 ZBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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% u7 M7 U0 P" O3 [. {0 U5 `Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
# f( P# K+ s g: Y4 tStephanie and this had only made her more curious./ i& y2 ^& i y) M! \# ^) g
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
# V8 W m) k5 i! _# U8 [Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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' F0 L3 k& e) y$ m% kReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& @" z6 k- q) n% E, u% m6 O# s3 W
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": U, C2 l( l/ G8 h! @0 T
% p9 s4 y4 Y6 I" N8 \ O! \About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
4 L8 m4 l0 Z: Q( syour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
6 W5 B( }1 X* n8 J4 Bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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( d! z1 @# Z4 z& O8 l- j7 HBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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5 h, P) W3 T9 e/ FHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* k" ]3 W: r! K9 O( UI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' g: y# P7 [( f, m) t, y% A0 iI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains( y0 I K) ?1 z" i1 P
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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7 B0 w/ q# c, e& f. |"Dear Son.........
( d, L, N! c9 _& R4 \% DI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not9 ]- \0 G5 f" z$ `# z
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 z0 e5 _( Z# G1 {
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
2 Z" H9 F* a# g: U1 zgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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