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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: U8 ^, H2 G+ w5 d
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.2 G$ y& e+ u* j: b5 J
5 w' m( R% K# }$ oMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- \ d6 {8 a7 M; u9 `" h* K- vStephanie and this had only made her more curious.& u4 `: t" r2 Z
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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the eye.
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* i* n- }+ F- Z6 s7 w) z {Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. Q ?5 B5 z, b) U
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."9 ~" `, h% x! k8 c2 H' X7 j
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since4 W/ e% a1 R. C
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver9 s* [0 R) B* R; u7 Q+ @, d* C
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"# j# H+ u4 |$ l8 E& M6 }2 K- L, u
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
7 y1 N" Y3 h3 }' F# `I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. z9 K3 Y4 j; a* }# g; gI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, S _: P; Z9 a* L+ k1 E9 `( W
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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- ^. m8 `/ v9 _0 P2 z"Dear Son.........) ` F2 D6 s, G& H
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 q! ^& Y2 K$ d a$ [saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: `! V; h9 y9 d9 @
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver' a4 ]; f& J m5 l0 K9 U
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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