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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
1 k+ l. ~5 r3 A, L v, xcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful5 t6 A. R5 G }8 k1 `
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 ~' v! { j9 k+ x) @! }5 CStephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 L# j. ^7 H, r: o3 Q
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.+ p8 H) {2 o3 W7 H8 U, ?: h
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met! @+ X9 [4 E9 e: m9 L: v
the eye.1 Z9 b' e* [2 N [0 ^- V
1 A- e' ?7 Y q( MReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ ]* B5 R% T7 q* Gthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 L$ G: {2 E* z( k
2 V8 Z7 g; o( P% UAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
$ \+ e& w; n' Z* Hyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver4 j4 [, J3 P7 ~. E: w' M! ~
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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. n* q" X+ B1 g, a( `2 W: P8 zBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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' A6 Q+ E! p. p" |$ r# CHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....2 M6 a. u% J! w
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
& R( M6 ?; t7 D4 Q4 fI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
. r% u# F! N3 R5 k8 vthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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/ B* Y4 o# P8 k7 A: Z5 _8 qSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that! g2 v$ T' ?- L# Q7 I
read:' p: G) Y7 {% Q4 e, {9 a/ h# v
) W, V7 _% ]) h5 S, h; o4 R"Dear Son.........
" B$ I, l: s4 R& Z! VI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ @) M- c* S! M) [/ i8 B+ j
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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