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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!* L* o5 j4 [" }& m$ D/ i
4 G0 R* K- t6 S2 I1 SBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
' d8 b2 v" k$ g8 V$ l* Hcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
( L6 T, B. V" i/ qBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- H4 V" A' U9 F
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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0 o! g7 Z/ c! n- w* n3 r! F8 V1 F# LOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 y9 M) x1 d7 a( P" N' N8 ^Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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# r- A, M, B2 n8 |Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be* a& X) l5 p2 }, j$ Y: T t
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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5 c8 j: g0 |" E1 i2 g9 JAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
: O+ j/ s- ]( I5 r& Iyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver! }. Q0 U# w+ a' c* d. \# G
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 u! u. c1 L1 w+ j3 a
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ G' Z- u; x3 L% ]: e
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 n/ j. m6 P3 j- U+ S) u! |
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' t2 A* w, Y9 Y3 mI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
, t7 _9 p4 i3 A+ hthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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/ p+ \+ ~8 j$ KSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 Z e) E' H( V5 K* J' q' w) P
read:
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1 z6 e+ {; ^8 X- w5 N3 Y"Dear Son.........
6 w" P0 M# i, {I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not- T2 w. k& l" }! A1 t9 _: j
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. o r% l+ E& r4 V
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver. ?3 J0 q3 @8 j( r; _/ G
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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