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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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6 H, \# Z% n8 AMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- r, C% V& \3 R/ J& @) P) w, qStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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5 R4 m' h7 b0 |- \8 N7 u1 vReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be; I0 w6 c$ C" X
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since9 p' ]% g/ h9 X2 f8 x- n
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
6 M. _1 P/ l5 J/ k- ngravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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3 J, p. \7 F! m% H. a7 t* OBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be0 r# ~- V3 b1 I' K) @; e3 x
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: y9 |& U2 p, y) U1 p( E3 r, t9 UHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
9 [6 z* ~: ?( l; hI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and0 x6 n5 e/ n9 t: W
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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0 u) p0 M8 O& @Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that! Z F' E0 s( p% ]1 H- {
read:
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"Dear Son.........! v1 W" J7 [/ [
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 Q, @2 H" @5 c% x' T# ]; E; W" s
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains- V7 h9 ]# T5 n/ l$ E
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 [8 k" W; n2 Z' D ?9 {2 Dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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