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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 K" @- O6 t% E$ G* L
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# T {; U3 n6 c! V, r. K5 U
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful" U+ H3 [5 d1 @+ C
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 ^8 P0 Z% n0 C" ?6 A# zStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 p/ A1 r, d+ y( Q5 Y2 n+ {4 X, [Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met. U+ j7 H# Z3 `/ L
the eye.9 K/ {2 @7 h, u$ E: y
6 I; [3 M3 b3 A O: H3 ^& g' FReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be3 A( [+ G+ x+ e! s% `( G i
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."9 Q4 w& h/ L3 i+ \( {- w* v! _
: e! Q/ P4 T. y4 qAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
! P. I m% ?3 d; L& Dyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& N* X9 v9 N! f0 V T
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) |1 r% s, L8 A- `* k- Y/ G- s
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3 r* h" [3 J$ Z6 u3 j( S: c8 LHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....) r) I7 s2 D2 S
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
0 h- T: E I( r6 `I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 y7 y! v) h6 N3 Z) P
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ Q" ?! E5 L/ `8 M2 G8 n
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( r) |7 b' k P$ ^: T3 n
read:* ?6 t i# x3 U6 i2 r' i. Q# j
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"Dear Son.........
8 X4 B( q, G, N* r( SI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ {. s6 D; M" y: W7 i2 m
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains0 E( P& s+ J% ~$ O) s. C- ]! h- Z; S
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver: e0 B4 n( ^7 G5 p' S; w* ^
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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