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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( q+ @$ L; y3 K. b
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# w& R; ]8 a4 b6 _" F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 `. l: J$ C W" O4 k8 ?8 B5 L: Y9 m
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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5 S4 w8 M9 A3 X" k" i& x! H, NMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ r# j7 M+ v }5 {" m
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.7 `7 t& N, i8 p
7 K# r# B2 K8 ~5 z& N% A/ u! C( ?- sOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 Z7 F6 V$ L% w4 D" aHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met. k2 t/ ?6 _0 U
the eye.
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1 T1 G' `* K6 EReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& X5 |/ L$ I2 r) ]/ W1 k" a% a4 R$ N
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( z1 |6 c$ e3 r9 i: G7 N. a: D
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% h$ i/ ~4 E/ j
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 I7 }* v- T4 ?1 [5 y0 x
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 z& T5 j! p$ W8 N3 p4 s( F
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be4 V6 ?5 l8 _& h+ _
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: Z- S# t8 j9 o- X) o) K) ~He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....9 t# k* M- d4 |) j# \6 d2 m
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( p: n: p% J: O$ o; A* r( l
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
5 X' h- ]) H( wthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# c: P9 C Y. x. |
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that# C* G* O2 n, I# Y
read:$ M: d5 H" Y, R
( T% V: D0 @5 O"Dear Son.........
# \& p, E' `+ N# R" ^I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
$ H" }' ?. m# \7 d) I: y Usaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
/ E% Q$ e2 ?! \8 A' ?: g! G9 M% Cthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver- k) ~, L# Y8 ?+ u) M; j
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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