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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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4 X8 ^7 K( m5 C% E5 F. s$ {: SBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
2 H: W1 |; N- j& {course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful2 k+ t7 w. Q. V- g [! \: z
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.- F. @5 d+ `$ }* a/ b
4 m0 z8 |# o- k3 h8 FMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
4 q" z. T' r' l4 a h% H' bStephanie and this had only made her more curious.7 v/ l; Z. p" b/ _/ Y+ z& K: S
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) R9 V7 p2 z5 K% ? ~6 l0 i: _
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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6 C9 G+ N# j6 q9 `Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
$ c1 b9 \. H h% P4 M8 D4 wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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" D/ p( v& R6 o6 E! n5 o0 U3 GAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
. K8 Q" u, M2 V* ]5 c: lyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
- {6 V6 t F0 N" `gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"6 u: y# M5 f) P+ ?0 V) _
* b6 P! D j" D1 J4 a1 J: BBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' G3 s7 L- f& Z4 W9 U2 t) V
sure."! Q& Q* X% W8 ^$ Y3 p9 w# ?% c
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# S) X% D' @& M! r4 VI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! @6 v1 U4 F. z, | p1 W" S
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
8 T8 E1 T3 ]5 m& x( gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 u2 y4 ?' l! i; F" E
read:
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* A) z3 a+ u# F1 w% `% C"Dear Son.........
; P0 ~1 z8 x' W; z# X% f" h8 P5 ZI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not5 R) g) p$ z9 D! u
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains' y* [! W7 A9 F1 ~
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
+ u* s" t2 Q( p; C/ L. Qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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