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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( g4 [0 A W9 I5 O- s
# \+ T" h7 z' j# s. JBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# B7 R3 i2 B& R* |
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
! c: Z( Q) @; }: f2 S3 |, W! vBrians' roommate Stephanie was.6 r9 x# Y/ y) U5 @( A$ x I0 W% T4 M
' r! q; D4 w. B4 M7 f$ V S" fMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
6 P9 z% r! {! O* H* I( TStephanie and this had only made her more curious.: |& ? u% H; f& `. v
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.% W' S: y" M" N' C- Q9 C% J b/ p
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met2 t- v% l' P7 i7 n! m
the eye. i# |2 t" D) a9 G8 x
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ _4 M, g r: T8 I; n! a6 B) ?- S6 F
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
K: F3 H3 L8 C2 u1 }' pI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 |1 \4 J! h6 D
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
; w7 L& I' D- c, G4 H4 B% lthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( D4 h5 W; T& o2 D
4 U+ ]( W9 g9 W: m: p" s3 xSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
, H. P; _* N# D, Yread:
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"Dear Son.........
9 |% b) f' q( } h' cI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 y5 p8 U4 f$ H4 a5 \6 }saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
- E4 B8 q# U# xthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver4 l/ E" o+ _: U' F) X# w
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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