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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ Q. \; w' i2 w" Y; @' p
1 w$ x+ p: L( e) _8 g# b8 l8 p/ U7 FBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the2 M2 ^0 m' n1 r1 j6 b
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful% H( K+ B4 E! X6 c
Brians' roommate Stephanie was./ u: W+ {: ^% p# |; ^* f1 d; v
) d7 X( U2 q$ Y5 r0 L2 hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
7 I3 ^: r! P: m f2 ?! _3 dStephanie and this had only made her more curious.# ?! {0 Y" E- @, K6 f J% g
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
8 K: d: a2 H7 c( w- `/ wHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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" e. V6 K9 V8 ^- QReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. Q/ d, i/ s) h% q+ [
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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, J+ M( y% a# ZAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
( u# J& r5 b& E& f9 Pyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver8 z+ t0 [2 P8 o8 P5 N. e4 k w) i
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" }+ J2 T" ]$ q% E! J( m
1 P2 x5 X( N% O3 Q# v) IBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- i( E8 T3 h' Y. ]* v A8 n. s( j
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 D! A1 ~% `5 r
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
r6 B7 e) u! u; a% M8 p# UI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains% j- h0 ?/ y3 ^. V& p4 }' }
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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+ M! x: `0 L/ [8 r0 USeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........., Z) W8 b* |( x2 A, J+ U( z5 @) U- t! C
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
. ?) F) e+ U( o9 ^+ x1 i, o! N" Jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
) F* W. A# k2 dthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver$ R9 v& x0 a+ p0 V
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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