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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
: s, _& a8 d2 f6 E% s# N# }course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful4 J' ]% ?( s+ _: w) L' n# }4 k
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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/ |& y6 ]4 a* fMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
! J$ E2 O* W* {& T% f2 _$ A z1 s4 H4 zStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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' j( U; N8 q0 vOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
. T. m$ F( D' H, M; Z6 X, ZHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( y8 @7 ]7 H1 D1 b% ]1 Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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; T$ c1 H& \/ h+ UAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since+ W$ W7 s# k6 c% _( T
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver4 q7 X! k; W9 N6 b- G* L( w+ i9 f
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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# u5 g F W& ^& VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be7 i$ I# `* Y8 ~- k5 |6 I% D, J7 j! G
sure."/ o5 G7 j! y& a7 @" a) W2 B( }2 O2 r: c, d
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 S B. ?4 w% G( r! U1 @
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. l& S7 u& h: ?I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' W* }7 E& w- ^* Z, p2 B
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"." D- J1 c. ]8 u+ @' t
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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4 C3 G8 f6 Y; ~$ h3 N! _% J9 {"Dear Son.........* J4 ^' P7 L' \, f9 O/ \
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not7 t2 i3 ~6 V3 D6 \' p/ {9 |
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains- r \8 L: a' h$ O/ h
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
, S" t4 a4 k: Igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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