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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.5 f, [8 {1 `- i& e. ^5 [4 {: R
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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the eye.
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R; f, Z( ]) ^- J) zReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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. K* K' P. F2 g, uAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since4 y. Z% X6 Q3 E1 ^+ j' u
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver) R) D# q, O$ L. i0 v' ?0 `
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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- H" t; B3 g& j) S6 ^. v! @Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...... a" q" W9 E5 b' ?. Q" }9 A* Y
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
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that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 {( G$ _& ?1 g/ R! A; W. t7 s, S
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........./ _7 \" {1 W/ C! \* s7 Z5 _
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( Z+ X- Y7 ^- T# C1 B& Q F
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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