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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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" q. m( Q3 m, t: B8 }9 h% uBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# }$ y" w9 n0 _, Q! A
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
6 i: D o1 M) DBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
( J: [0 g0 H9 E& y" ?8 X' F: d, KStephanie and this had only made her more curious.1 w/ g. P1 A8 [1 J% U
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
' ^: n. f. Y7 f$ @, {/ SHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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+ c) u" U- R2 q" k YReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
1 E2 G4 Z9 i, [6 Nthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."4 F9 S: x9 B e X. K7 g2 L: ]! ^
$ X; Y) W6 v, \. TAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 m* w: p g7 s! [. u# o+ R% ~your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* b8 y5 }& ]% ~; E$ S+ G
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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: W/ c& j8 I2 NBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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5 b% s$ e5 Z9 p% kHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
$ P5 h( f4 L& g1 t! {; wI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( S- n- v' f7 x) D+ n% D0 ~! X
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
; a4 {+ T( [9 X. y" HI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not' W/ C9 V$ P% E ?, q
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 v7 n9 F ^4 e( X
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
* ^% l% Y: ?1 x4 K- D: Ugravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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