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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) G( R1 q3 J6 i7 ~
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
: l0 z$ D. Q0 ?5 B, a, Q4 mcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
& V: _* ^6 a5 m& z9 {6 A/ iBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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$ T* j8 J: Z E' w; ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 W, t- z f: X+ fStephanie and this had only made her more curious.& k1 h; V* b9 J f* K. h
' q5 f3 i1 l- E$ VOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 ~8 W& t8 |" t
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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$ Q2 i' }5 q9 e* Z* kReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
6 e- [1 R- s* [thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."2 P1 X* x ]' {2 I) n q. I& g' h' h
1 _0 V1 Q3 c$ CAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; w; D1 {2 o4 c
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
5 Z8 b W8 V; xgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"5 y3 D& |) m1 `: w
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- T! R; h K' x& D3 B
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7 g# J* i" t" @6 t1 T# hHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
! [# h% P) r5 F# F' `I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* t4 e3 s, _6 U7 o& k
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
' N& S5 U; ?* G; B- j# ethat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".! ^: s" I1 D- y6 U1 x
4 h3 S4 U. H; k; P& OSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........) u, D8 S( L) N; R! r4 @
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 [9 w o$ E6 C* o; a9 n8 f% ^saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
% t6 k. b/ M+ @% Z+ _8 k$ T4 cthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver2 n$ ~0 m: ~4 q
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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