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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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/ k" @1 B0 B% D0 t# Q9 K2 CMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and/ `9 o8 L* M/ c/ [ c8 @& G- @$ T
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
, c" I ^' k$ E) V; @/ E; n7 gHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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7 U; t4 p4 O$ l+ |# J- d* I2 |2 [Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be4 v( Z3 d( b4 N# P+ q
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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" o8 B0 C4 x# V3 a- j! N3 L( rAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 e7 H. J3 Z6 L. M: Y7 U
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver% S0 Y3 ~% e5 S
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ H' z5 J c- _
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 ^- p8 [. C% b
sure."% w8 H) G# I1 K1 u3 S" z6 L4 a# o. K
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....' m- K0 u* f, a" i
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- B( U$ A1 _; Z/ c& M, p lI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains: a3 m2 j: Z" O5 j2 O
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".3 C" Z( _' f) a0 C; N* g0 p
% z* E7 F: }0 T% f. v0 dSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that* Y/ i: v3 o" i( u- y8 I
read:
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% _, [4 T1 j, U9 |"Dear Son.........
0 B7 I) l' J0 O! a/ B/ l7 a/ _ GI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* W6 J& s$ a" r0 G% c
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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