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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# H+ T( g/ q5 \* X" n7 t
! o+ u& Q- K, U7 l% fMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and+ k# x, q( i! _) }% J F
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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) ^% B4 |8 ]% G, N: `8 x; \Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 y5 k6 J0 N: Q% c6 y# b1 j
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
# n2 O1 m E9 }; Xyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
/ S1 R3 `+ c, {1 E; e9 u9 Zgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( _7 J+ |4 P0 o% e/ J/ u
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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( w; _$ b6 J5 {4 bHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 [( Z8 B5 s3 L6 z
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* e8 b" x! b2 uI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 X, _+ }" k2 Cthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".) t6 t' A7 B% k K7 n5 s4 P! x
/ X7 F7 E2 t1 g( k* ^4 rSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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+ m9 u- L* U: F7 y" \9 H% o; O"Dear Son.........
# P3 u5 Z4 f6 G- FI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
$ ` l- \2 F/ A7 ]4 Dsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ O! D( `& n. R+ _' z0 T
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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