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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!0 I$ C% U" `8 A5 v* Y
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
( V4 R! Q0 y! Jcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
* {; d: ]+ q1 A% M- b- yBrians' roommate Stephanie was.0 D8 y. E# z1 S( E& M
2 O# G! q# f0 v6 TMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
* e7 g9 X) Z/ L# w3 U3 {: b* g+ L# XStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 W6 v0 f8 X9 ]2 ~Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met8 c- R4 q; b7 F+ }
the eye.4 t9 S8 P$ c4 |# P( z
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
/ N( @/ V0 ~6 Gthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."/ _+ ]" f# c! }& {( Q9 q
4 f, C, {1 @( @; JAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" a3 V' d8 P; f$ syour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver' b: t/ l5 g8 _8 T8 {3 U: h
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"8 v. A' e; i9 y, d. o# o' P
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( M; ]+ i ]4 t& [- V
sure."
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& i3 ?! y6 W9 qHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ p8 S. o9 Y( d1 V# p C1 j. w
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and. X" \2 u4 F: P2 I% U3 k
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains: j. s; l: m' y4 I" i* s
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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) l' N- \- l8 K4 r( F8 }3 e8 ySeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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: u0 F. u; x: O; w) H- x+ H% L5 L"Dear Son.........4 d, r. L2 c! z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not" _3 b; ~# N# m) W' s
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( m+ O% Z: e( `" a& }4 g
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver1 ]; ~8 {2 E" R& _/ ~) P: L
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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