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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!3 O" s3 q0 z/ J* [# e2 M. j
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
( g* N9 U+ j A2 i) Ncourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 y3 Y) d0 x( h* h( x
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.% r9 `5 n, P( D; i9 z3 S: ~
" |( ~2 |. M3 F) s( q, ^: JMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 x6 N6 Z) `5 f9 G
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious., V0 }8 B! F. x" ^ k
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; o5 E7 j0 u0 f! g8 q$ V+ ^/ hHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met% w; S2 @; b' N+ L! T" d7 {
the eye.
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% P1 F- {# M/ SReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 L: h) t% Q& `* Zthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."& [+ \! r, n+ }- f* ]
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# d! R4 Q9 L0 L) l
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 i0 U, _9 S$ ?, i: [
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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$ e! d8 ^. j1 `' {! bBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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( I+ x% n$ S9 Y( d" c5 A2 ?He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
7 F& I! x0 @5 o' h+ Z; U9 L ZI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, q2 J# H" }, a, w1 @. m: B
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
/ D) k( Z) v' s- `* cthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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: g' K- ^' \. l) z# y9 [; TSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
! {& b2 V$ n$ E* }! p1 m4 mI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
" o$ n, q# ^( o% i8 tsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
# n5 c' T0 _ n, r* a- Xthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 e5 Z1 R: `( Z2 egravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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