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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!, `! E9 R/ o/ Q0 l6 f3 C
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
0 Z& s: c$ x4 p z! Q" N. f5 pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful- W- Q% [9 v' D4 M3 ^
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.; [1 U5 m/ p- |$ q* S& F% k
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* [1 M6 \' y8 p P! e1 m
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.6 ^' H1 ~3 Y w2 l" @; l: }& l; u
. b4 A/ ?9 E9 fOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( }* s- r2 C* x4 K7 S; d3 RHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met2 b% S: `) Q2 Q d0 ^# m
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& y6 b" z7 v' h: sReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 q; y; G, h- [6 B7 wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 _3 ?# N# b) A b; c
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since: K, V" x' G. ?* b4 _
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver# ?/ d% j5 x, \. O9 x* u+ }0 k
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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# {; U4 ?* d( p8 V3 ^Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: X- r6 e, V; l. l
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 h1 C. t* L' l- \4 E
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and2 @$ V1 R6 K @) \
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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" m) u3 s2 }2 w" S5 XSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
4 }: U& a8 C3 A4 ]$ _' L) ~ eread:
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"Dear Son.........
3 j! a- R+ i4 [% j, M1 i- sI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 J: c: p2 D) E" ?4 K# gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains/ K2 c! ]# w+ ?
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver6 q9 u$ O" q6 k8 ^* D/ W: L# h+ \
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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