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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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. F2 T% B$ Z. f# _3 \Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 n' Z# k! x" z9 @* _course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
+ E/ m- y3 e, Q0 ]( ~! A5 t! f: FBrians' roommate Stephanie was.3 h* w- a" d& h' g" q1 A
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 M! m% y3 s2 s9 O" M1 q& r3 `$ d
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious., |% e/ q9 H' F7 h/ @# @
/ z- s, t' N7 _3 c# H: ROver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: U& a, A7 t. l# G" T7 q* ?! S4 ~
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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* ?& _) d. \# E" _: {Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( s' u4 Y2 M; I( Vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
$ h$ h3 A$ O4 P7 {your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. W, Y* A6 T4 ]% [- ?6 C. jgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") I& ]/ t& T9 c& ~9 Q
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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1 K3 [: [) h. P( bHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# w0 C/ A6 ]1 Y% w9 R5 A& L' DI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
# i" [; |0 U0 c% A" WI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
5 S8 o2 ]5 Q& W: gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% l' X& M5 I* v
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 M' e9 e7 w0 `5 C: G, M! M
read:! i8 B4 ], M6 l& {) c
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"Dear Son.........
7 S: b1 I' M. |8 n/ [" \I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not2 g( p* q/ i' Z! j0 N- R
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 `7 i; f Z8 V/ ^4 X8 u
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver D/ D# s3 H- _ e; o/ l
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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