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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the8 |, D6 F; P6 F& W( |3 ?& R
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful& ]( I* N8 S9 M1 k! e- j1 C" O
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.7 @. w3 A- I& t5 b* Y' j3 l0 ?" b# K
7 m: Y* {5 q# A/ XMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
* G* [. V9 m8 O: G3 NStephanie and this had only made her more curious./ a! r9 E f9 q$ @2 W
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.6 Z4 Q% T) }+ r# t, h7 m) _
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
2 \' }3 t8 r+ L: Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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$ ?* T" |5 I j7 d2 _About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
% n7 a6 j+ Q4 V$ M: e( [% e6 R/ e5 Eyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver9 ~* \. m( |$ v+ s7 J2 N
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( n9 P5 g! ~: N& \$ O) q" c
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be N) J9 C7 @5 o7 x7 u! U6 L
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,..... {8 |! a3 G/ ]! q( T
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and/ U* U- j5 g1 u. J2 M
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
: D# m6 F: N1 Xthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' [- A4 l' e* ?# ^
3 h2 R: }' D; g$ f1 n% GSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 R) G7 R3 k1 h1 N2 R6 a9 n8 W
read:$ ? z0 b! r) c `3 P! d6 v- V
* V/ ^0 n9 x$ ~! S+ o4 z5 r7 W"Dear Son.........
0 J0 j" q# D7 S. o( NI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not" ?8 P7 m0 s6 S
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. J) I' K% y4 g) _2 B4 F
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver; J7 \# B7 R$ ^: K1 u+ |) G
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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