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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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$ q- [' M. e6 S" W0 {Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 R/ l/ o8 U- Z- ^4 M( Jcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
& d: J5 w7 q( E. bBrians' roommate Stephanie was. Q, B0 ?" r T, [# d
0 [2 W6 e" U7 K% T7 D$ Q6 iMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 C1 R- p/ r3 L$ a0 ^4 r& W! l3 V( UStephanie and this had only made her more curious.2 Q# m' ~7 P+ c8 V" e3 P
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.* d, O" s3 m# ^, }& @) V6 p
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- d8 G& G8 s5 ~( j2 r
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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& F) p, D. u( U* m* m+ u. dAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
' H& F" i4 y, G3 ryour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
7 ~* p! n5 a* ?: Z& p. @7 s( Dgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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: n' t; N& |" V( N s, t3 T) aBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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; p8 n" @) i* m+ \* r7 o# }" p; ^He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
! T" Z/ Y# o* {( i2 I4 EI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' ]! c) X* w; z; z( a( D
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- b+ u( O7 O) jthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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! G; e- Y9 }' h3 v/ k8 S! z5 xSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that, ~9 a" r& n# k, v2 \/ s6 m6 A) k7 J3 |
read:
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- I' E4 Z! e* y3 Y. T* D0 d"Dear Son.........: s- G2 M/ G: m( @# b r$ X+ c
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not" v3 U% M8 y, E* h3 w
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ I8 p2 k$ L$ x- t( G$ B+ R3 B
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver0 d, K2 m" l2 D
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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