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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!! z( ~6 @; B8 l, Z! u
3 {4 O$ ]( _* R% o$ p' S2 I/ d. rBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the& I. B6 b5 f9 s& |5 u! a$ v* `) J7 y
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
( s& F4 z( S2 D/ wBrians' roommate Stephanie was.- D. }% I7 k! `; G
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
. O- ?+ y: `% c6 TStephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 ^( H: N1 X+ B8 f6 m
/ `0 I/ ]+ w. ~: C: O: y3 `Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 M9 ]9 v; i ?$ p4 h7 j GHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met q9 ?8 u" b& [6 f% }( Y5 Y
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
5 ^; y ]0 t& athinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.". H" ^- R! q$ q) i. d4 f
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* W' ^: ?2 U, M- @, `; q. C |
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
3 i+ ~4 z; t/ }2 B: ?& t' W1 fgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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5 R. c# F7 v9 |; M U/ DBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be% `$ |8 Z0 V l
sure."0 {& N2 [6 Y( o* c I6 d; h
7 J0 B+ u& S, s1 Y) yHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....6 t. k% V/ c& O1 ?' u
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and/ K+ D. y: ]& V0 E
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
3 y1 O( p# W; l$ zthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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K3 o% _( Z7 ]0 ^/ Z"Dear Son.........9 j% ^7 I3 P* }; L+ v8 A" {
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not, c9 b1 z" l& n+ y7 u1 x0 w3 E/ u
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 W* F6 d% p3 q$ | _
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver# G3 z j" r' ^$ z
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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