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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!7 a `2 v* J5 ]! j5 M
: a+ w# N2 H" k. `Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and! C% U5 ^* t: b" @ R
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious." m e# q& a; O$ ]4 w& s& g& A$ _
# L' n! ?; e ^' z, W1 i9 EOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 c2 q& G# E3 q# X; E) q' ?; C
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met1 D. ~9 z8 |2 ]6 W, ]
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be' Z( Z" p6 A1 D. z- }
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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: T- ?3 i% `7 s- G5 j, g/ ~! x, c6 ZAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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1 c: T% T( x/ R" [1 V* G5 I& iHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 Z7 [# s5 U4 F
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and% }- ]% P" }1 W/ u# Y* J
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
$ S# d$ C! r6 g: F g2 x3 Fthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".5 h+ z9 B9 f) \# g8 ^( ^: R) Y
9 a' X3 V R$ x" t; i5 OSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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9 \7 S/ c! `! K2 f @# z"Dear Son.........
; I9 j2 s% V1 V3 ^' ^/ G3 O5 uI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 d$ s7 U$ }# T: ?5 E E
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
) ?9 K& U4 Z* ^% i& }that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver9 t' [: h; i. ~2 j3 {+ d6 I
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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