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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* z) E* p; k+ B
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
9 d3 h" G; Q$ g7 @" A' \Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" A/ r2 [4 F" h" t2 ^7 OStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ g7 x+ y! Q: }% y# sOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.& Z8 ?% l d0 x) `) W5 L8 F' I" U
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met0 J7 |5 j5 c! D2 w
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
! M5 W) R+ I2 P) F, |thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."% R2 Q' f. v: W
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 {! Q/ ]" R3 @# a* ]- I! Y
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver% T; |5 V7 Z# p M) S
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?", n7 n+ u) g: b( E
' m/ h6 g3 `" q5 V gBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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. U% o; G. E7 L! Z' l1 h1 RHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& I- ^0 r6 u/ E! e0 h/ ~ MI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
( d+ {5 B. C) Q0 d# M* o" V' s6 E. NI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# `# l- e% l" P7 a) n
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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& \5 @9 L: ]0 U( a9 ^Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that# a5 F* {/ m+ `0 [' ]8 E
read:
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"Dear Son.........
0 A% O/ S/ H! [' ]. M4 g3 K0 wI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
$ i2 Q5 e2 q) j2 H" t% isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; t# d# K1 T" V0 ?( s% H9 h nthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver7 u7 h' g3 U5 w9 X+ q) A
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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