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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 K5 i4 Z" y! B/ k5 @6 X
% J7 X- ~2 z2 |) G7 G4 KBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 N/ ]9 ^+ c4 B' v
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
: S; X$ ~, A( HBrians' roommate Stephanie was.2 [! S$ I( j1 u+ |1 O: ?9 b$ g
4 V h) [$ J/ a$ s: F' h5 FMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
5 P s1 B+ k' } g/ b2 |2 w5 }Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 _- g, l M% j+ ]4 V
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.0 y' I1 D2 ]1 H- d6 l
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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+ y$ u2 `+ l; E8 `. zReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be# H' g; ?2 X3 B6 N% ~. `1 G
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."% x, p( n6 h$ ^) O2 N7 K
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since4 \+ W- a G+ o+ j
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
" b! H: I, j- v3 ^- ]* G" ygravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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+ d+ Q: t* \ T( pBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 F) k/ v7 E/ B+ V! U4 S
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% q2 y7 n# v' r0 f7 ^: x$ ~I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and. A1 V+ J' D0 t
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains+ [; p; N) }. C: `& L0 o* J0 E
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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, |' g" T% @- M9 t3 @Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 M( G. @# e/ `9 E6 p, k9 |+ d v
read:
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) w* E- [( M6 ?. T"Dear Son.........
% X( a0 u' |& Q1 o* \I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not, B' r$ R9 @. M
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
+ c2 Y/ o/ L8 `3 x M, e) dthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
# h1 H3 `8 T7 J4 l! I/ [# B, sgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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