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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!% w/ ~5 ~( @( Z* ]& L& A
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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3 `& U% y, q- l2 `Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, }/ j) C( t9 w/ x5 }- qStephanie and this had only made her more curious.. Q0 u* [1 s+ k" \
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 C7 e, c7 c* R* VHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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6 N' k0 B1 @$ eReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be/ k7 W, ~" ^$ i% i7 j- J) ~3 A
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"2 j* u) b" e8 v Z) Q5 \2 }2 ~
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
+ v( z5 W% d: {. @% DI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* k( t6 ?9 q. x$ [4 [
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains% E, u l( G; k2 g; N/ O
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".1 V/ b e& Y. Q2 \! Y7 k8 |* N
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
' H/ O( _2 ]3 u. S3 iI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 f: Z* ?$ O! B7 o- N( dsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
4 h) t! X [) z, qthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
( g+ Z1 `! E# j" M& C7 Ggravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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