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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 @+ U! B3 C0 F
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the% ]9 W' w7 @8 q& L) l+ [9 E9 ~
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful( J* _3 m4 ^0 i$ f4 `+ [8 O
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.2 M# ~1 Y7 B# G U# f- x
1 m, S7 g2 {1 v6 f8 z* BMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and8 R( k+ S9 V; I3 z% ]# X
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.: f$ w0 O7 x+ H7 [8 G
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.2 M* d! e* G9 G8 S
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met+ V) o( Y: J: `1 s# G) x" ^
the eye.
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* F4 m# t d A; Z# kReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
, [7 l8 `) L9 Q0 G( \& e2 C6 Gthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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$ n6 Z5 K2 V* r( \9 _About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since0 D5 U+ ]2 O8 Y k4 O
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
" m/ K; y6 `' T8 m" p+ Z" Bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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0 J: n4 o, b/ D! G& JBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# c" C& r: u( G1 Y& ~
sure."( H1 |0 A! ]" U% ?2 A; F& I
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....." d$ G$ }3 F& j
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and" H6 m3 _8 k& U" c" d' ~
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
. g$ l% S' U+ u( b8 Cthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that* `, n* R/ h' [' ]0 S- j
read:
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' G3 b4 _/ v# \: n6 |7 q"Dear Son.........4 J# V9 b7 B& ^ w$ o9 p) b
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 z' t7 `, h6 q% f8 g& C# `saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, ^( z9 c( R. g
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver, r* ^' }+ [/ i" g! r8 L
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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