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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 _/ x: p2 F w7 f& ]3 t7 `
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* i' e, D- X+ R
Brians' roommate Stephanie was./ k* H- B/ l' v' T$ R
) z' y) S k5 c9 Q. O5 E1 e/ Y YMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) r- e1 @+ V$ }5 S( X# |
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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7 `: D" R" q& h9 dOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.. d5 x9 W& s* l% o( v# F2 k+ N
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met5 Y+ K( D7 V/ p' |+ y" d
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( Z/ [5 o- B, P& V
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since: J% h1 D3 v; h6 D
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver3 i5 O; C( |- v2 }; x( n8 B
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 P# p3 c' R: Y4 f% h. ^3 \4 r9 i3 JI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
/ ^/ S. ^: E+ ~, `; s9 @' E1 E- SI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
" G' z2 w* @$ kthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that# B/ s" m4 e; z y9 C1 S
read:
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"Dear Son.........
! ^/ t3 S' j) |" N% Y# l, [I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not& b% h, _9 \! _
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains1 v1 ?) ?% K d! m( W- y; z4 ^
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) J7 [3 \- `4 Zgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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