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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and# d1 h& x/ x7 l; H; r% W
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ S+ X& h/ ?. Z, b d/ |( ~# zOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.0 B+ D( ~7 `5 e2 e
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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: Q9 V- d% s! X, HReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be2 D0 Q+ B. m1 | W: G; n% x( i+ h
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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9 M7 s: h+ M6 B9 l0 M9 r8 lAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since- H) @, [( H$ h- E' K3 x
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver- G/ C3 m$ A: F: e7 L
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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9 L4 x. L+ U& E) w; F- VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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- |- W6 B5 q0 \2 |1 s0 E2 k9 VHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; K! \/ \8 t6 k7 V$ A. `: J! W
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
J" J# V7 f, ?* I& l& e8 FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........: C# P: w0 V9 K5 d2 ~* U
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver2 g. |1 w4 ?# X; ]; |$ Y3 [6 ^# @' B
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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