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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!7 E' N8 X! k+ S
6 i# f6 R- H) d' {3 x5 @Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
F; c! r; B+ Hcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
0 {6 f8 q) @3 r0 v* y0 O- wBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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1 {0 m w& d( ~# U$ v, U4 {0 JMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 p% q5 _/ t$ N9 M! U; y/ T- pStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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9 F% ^# j9 L, yOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
" i! V; }9 T z; b/ c" HHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met* A1 o- } a6 ^, {" t
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
; N6 I. t$ N+ l8 l4 Qthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 V, w$ {1 L2 D7 |" m+ J: f. C
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) g6 L v( q. }/ c# C) s6 E; N) [
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver- ^, D0 z9 y' S, {
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be" ?# ?. F4 z* ]5 k
sure."5 o8 [. Z/ ^. `! g
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
- r7 y! u% Y' q) B; z2 z7 XI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 Q: g! W7 A0 { ~0 @9 q- i* }
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; c1 z N% a8 U- T
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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! `8 A( ^+ [" K! o: R [" ^Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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2 C+ t G1 G" `/ H"Dear Son.........
$ K; s, z$ f+ @9 SI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; N+ F: {4 |7 d4 {1 i) W
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
' N& s2 e! `, U f/ [that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 R* _, W# K. \8 H, n4 a6 Q) f0 agravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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