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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!# T Y2 C! }5 t" {; ]- X9 R7 v
+ X, _7 Y6 O7 t1 ?7 r9 ?Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
! s8 u; b! Y! A4 t# gcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* p/ V. ~) A& H6 }
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.( Y7 f: O& h k. a7 H: x
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' ~7 l: d9 }) D) u: U: F
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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D7 p" t, N) i* i" Z: F0 sOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.$ W" s& ?) p+ H+ O
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met W( p% I" u6 e5 v: _: h
the eye.
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( G# S' p6 A) T5 B& BReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be' \ G9 U; H9 O! o! w* v
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."& }! o: J) ^6 _! }0 m2 ^1 _
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, o; q v. _9 _+ Z$ l$ F8 jyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver1 G* \8 K& V! q T2 M
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 _1 P5 n7 x7 f4 M! ~+ _6 ~
' `) U( o2 p. {3 x1 K- [) J' vBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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- L! h6 N! k+ _$ [He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
5 a+ t0 m% z" f0 p [) X0 XI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; X7 T5 `% v2 p* H: ^/ h
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 k0 {) a4 E' Wthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".4 b% V! v3 t( V# c* c: h9 k* l
8 j4 e1 V+ J1 G4 n. DSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........! @5 }( T7 C. r
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ \( A* A+ P' b" b2 n; W5 s
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 r; F1 w5 P$ F: A' J' _
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver. B4 F6 K$ _: K
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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