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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!$ X; b& Z8 \3 t
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the, Q' z3 b+ e t/ V* @6 [
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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% |4 z3 T+ ~# t/ k6 z; w, D: U& aMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and% j- n" B: c. j6 m. `& o9 e# G
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.! @ r5 {6 A. l; j7 l
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.* h3 w8 ~& C" O- u- l/ E
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met+ I. q, K- m$ O/ F* f6 y2 u3 M
the eye.
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+ [( n: ~/ x$ `" {. C5 r# QReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be3 [# T9 C. T5 {! W, N7 H1 Z+ d
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since- Z$ i9 m3 Q7 y a; n$ L; u
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* C0 v8 N# j; Z+ V. \
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"7 u+ _9 |6 L; h6 D/ Z- X
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 e- f2 _* @) o) Y5 Z" [8 a
sure."
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1 A# T- z8 W$ o9 J# ^: Z# \2 T! J6 HHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
2 V5 T/ ^' R+ C/ E# D* M' gI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and5 H5 M" P0 Z8 w: R1 ?9 B3 N4 T" j+ _
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains" V2 P* J$ v7 W5 R! R9 }
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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( w! O" Y# [# e& N! iSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that) j5 N4 v6 q5 k" W9 _$ D3 \
read:
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5 T7 _# Q: d% |! {% O/ q"Dear Son.........
7 H; Y( w# Z7 Y( EI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not, N7 y, z a$ k) K2 ?
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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