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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!- O6 W! J* d8 b6 l
1 @- i6 l: B( w4 P& B) OBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the) h" W! b' v G/ U/ t0 ^
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful9 \6 e5 N- L! @. G% Q
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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: ~4 B) x$ m( jMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
. | D' b; _5 x; ZStephanie and this had only made her more curious.7 q# e, \$ q# R
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 J! l7 `$ M& `/ d0 \. IHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
8 u$ o7 v: [9 [# F, h8 rthe eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 P! m, |; ^. {7 j6 C7 b. x3 X
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 ]( W8 n! q# F) d
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
2 K1 ~0 t/ l5 n3 @5 Nyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver }; `5 h n ?6 H4 u; d! w w0 g; j- i
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
9 q( o( ]" e3 R5 |5 E5 b* J3 q" NI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
1 e$ R2 p/ Q1 F8 g$ I9 U' e4 lI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
8 i" l; m; f" ]that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".) x. z; k P% b' S& j
% L. Y4 C" |2 xSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ w# A4 c. w2 w- |1 R+ {+ {
read:
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! p2 c1 X3 Y7 N+ R5 n# Y; Q"Dear Son.........7 D# a0 ? _* {" }
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
$ X# ]0 e1 b2 G! p7 Q0 t9 Msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
6 X: X8 f+ }8 Q, Q5 B9 lthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver. W$ b4 S8 U. q0 p8 _
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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