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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" R' C. y' s8 D( l/ |! K
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ \ h( z# G" F1 t
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 s7 z/ i* F( }Brians' roommate Stephanie was. c$ b) y% `; ~; K. v8 e- M0 F$ m
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
5 U- L0 d! n6 [/ c) N) UStephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 P6 _8 J* ^9 c+ K
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* L9 T; H/ v$ f4 WHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 J% k3 {4 y0 M. T! D
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
# K) x# I |! H) r0 kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
( G1 Y) k. i- G! g/ s) |. _gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"2 h3 r6 W" d5 ?- m. T
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( J5 u( V! o. k! j7 \
sure."
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j# t9 R9 U* O6 jHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....." b2 o' i# n" e# I
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ z! h. { M1 S. @1 M( I3 X
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
, o+ n3 }$ Y; g- p- J8 sthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 l7 S; m$ @; T; d6 ~
read:
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$ j Y5 V) G$ U( b9 s% X8 F/ i"Dear Son.........* I% r: v4 t$ A- ^
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not$ D7 `3 j, G( \6 j% n/ N
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 v L j% F3 d' L" Z
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
% i6 v' ?( | f: H% y/ Ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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