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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& O) J, N4 B l% O
& G1 _8 _2 r) g% w5 [; `0 ~- tBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ E9 i+ C5 Q2 |7 i
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
0 e0 ?6 t, `: }$ N9 H+ s2 p1 NBrians' roommate Stephanie was.- L% V1 f5 O. Z4 h7 E
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
' f% n) G5 N4 x {' fStephanie and this had only made her more curious., j3 S( G* a& n7 }( o
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
! @/ ]/ w6 d* V6 a Z' c+ U d" VHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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3 C: v$ O4 a! M3 q; ?Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
" V f; z: ]+ l" d/ U$ X1 ?thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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/ P1 [1 A# g3 `! S w! `, X: NAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
6 z7 c0 G0 I/ I2 v5 Syour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 K) [8 d! N' |* q( i- tgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"1 Q, G6 r9 p" L! H" \3 i* s* Z
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be0 f: x# d& d+ ~
sure."
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0 i I B) o9 O) w1 M# Z# j+ wHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
7 ^: g g. T6 N. R" I, Z2 R% L2 }I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and4 L0 L6 O& n0 ~7 B9 Q
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
* S5 M2 F2 a* M$ ^7 I Dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# A$ e, I) ?1 L9 d+ h
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that5 u L" p" `- Z2 B
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5 g& p+ {! t/ [6 w4 S"Dear Son........./ H* H& S( R9 v
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
2 H% ?6 W9 G2 T; fsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: T% y* _$ K$ `( g( k' [$ c" y2 M
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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