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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' n3 k1 S$ K7 |+ P- C
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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7 t2 ^6 ]0 o' a$ \$ t& zMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
5 E. E# K4 Q8 v7 C6 A; z ~Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.' c8 D' U% o' x" l2 S1 I) T
( {4 ]6 c2 {( @" j" @$ BOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) g s; L' m6 E
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; {( }6 c' |& C- M. L
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- U' S) P, `' L% d: ~! h/ @Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
9 N; e! ?. Y5 F1 d) lthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."5 M% _- D0 J# j+ g
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"3 m6 y' r( s# P, Y
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....) n% o, {7 ~4 c2 g. E
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and [" n$ A$ g5 I3 G4 u
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
: S& a, E& B K# c6 Q Bthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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5 x" L. \ T4 LSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........1 U6 N. M0 h1 D4 C1 T3 n$ x
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not. d2 i$ q) E, E9 z; W! C, ?0 j
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 E) j6 Q$ E: q, Y" ^- h( }+ g
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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