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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. R+ I6 c2 ]4 @: z1 u! S
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the G: [& d" _. z* z% Y
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 S. O& e; W: g' A1 z4 J, W% ~Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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L* [/ A7 Y, U& R7 R- U( [& u; YMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
. R( K5 c1 W# B4 R# n6 B. DStephanie and this had only made her more curious.: U6 a. K F: K7 E
1 l, n3 z& v9 ?- ?7 {, FOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
$ K. O& q k& p2 E1 mHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met3 H# [3 K8 f% f* n
the eye.2 K0 S# W9 I0 z! ? N3 m
) K W8 [+ T7 C4 cReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be9 A5 s3 H/ }0 r# u3 T
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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9 K. ^, H. X% g) J, f1 rAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
# H; q! J: W: \your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
, o" I% @$ C/ ^/ r' d: [+ ^gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be2 H8 y7 ^$ e0 G2 w# m9 c/ X
sure."
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5 r& F8 V. x; P5 ?6 l3 z0 aHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
- E; { u% H$ wI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* D1 y% i4 `! r
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; P d8 q5 d; {0 m
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 }6 J( x4 G' k% ~7 h
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" c: E4 Z, `" F$ m# Q6 I$ s8 t8 C! k# m
read:' n( M+ z! j" S1 G
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"Dear Son.........; @* k/ [, {* }
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
! k' h; @) U! O+ Ssaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 B3 ^# x% p0 ~8 W. O( [5 B M
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; T- ]5 [1 @9 P1 e8 Igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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