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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 c: I6 w* Q! j
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
- [$ ~; X" v0 e G0 \+ F' e& wBrians' roommate Stephanie was.2 N2 ^" W$ x" p
. k, L: Q. O0 B6 mMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- O. U" @- z, {' ~7 qStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: U# x0 H3 X1 t: w# {
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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7 P7 f. O! O2 v% D$ HReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be4 F* |& u: u( [- |2 _/ h& K
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."' E# p) k6 O, M5 |: ]
& p+ E1 _( |3 U. e" x4 }; z# PAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 @" s( X; g1 d- H' d2 H
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' _- r8 w7 {$ g8 ]
sure."
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8 X/ I2 I1 I. I/ `He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: j+ v9 ]' s* v( B" F: g$ }
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 e" H4 O, K, C3 `1 q
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains% a8 C- [) J$ A0 ]7 f
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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0 M7 o" t( G# ~. |Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
9 Z% Y* E. U. U0 z* ~1 g4 N& ?I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 z5 Z& K" e. r$ j. esaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ V L+ u- W$ x7 \+ R9 O/ ^
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( `' m$ s6 f4 u3 m+ n
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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