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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 {2 E" X& N- p, `$ `course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
1 w5 I. |, d3 h6 h% tBrians' roommate Stephanie was.' t/ Q I4 C8 i% N
3 `. c/ x% m7 N" k0 KMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and% P2 m' E0 }9 t
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' u+ ^4 _4 b g& W3 s; t: E" F
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met8 A4 E9 a6 e2 H5 q/ A: y3 H) Z$ n
the eye.
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D6 u) z9 v: A1 G2 jReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be* l0 i) W5 s$ c5 W9 {: ^$ x
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since7 h. i1 |* x" k, D' e
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. Q1 v$ w, U. t- B! V% egravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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, u& o9 _5 e3 y$ i+ O% Q1 F! _Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; _3 U8 y" }% B
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( r4 Z& g Q5 j" P6 j" I
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
8 _4 Z* o$ ?/ g2 g- Rthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' B+ K J! B' L
1 q$ F1 W6 M2 c+ f2 ^; wSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( @( H! c2 K6 A: W- G
read:' x. S4 {- J# z% w& `1 j
d( q0 t+ g) P5 S& t* z"Dear Son.........
& `7 f _" U6 U; I9 L+ s1 |I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: ~8 {6 O4 h% L6 C9 \0 P2 W# p2 d; b+ R
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
: U: S5 O' m' r8 xthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
9 V$ |; l- j% m# X" bgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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