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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 F+ D6 C5 B$ ~1 Q8 v+ J! C4 L
5 U: k' M5 T2 [% N1 eBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the( Z1 P% P! b' P
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful: F$ [- U+ w" z2 M
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 T% `, L# ~ c0 `% t9 O2 s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.; a! A) D- L* Y9 E# H6 t( F
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* D% F- W+ I2 _: ` E! x- THester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met- P/ |0 p, ]6 `9 { d
the eye.
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5 n9 D1 Z# s _; AReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ N L3 ]5 c& i' G% g v6 v; Athinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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% @, H9 v, F1 t) w1 `: U+ gAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 ^* T7 y. k: [3 d% \
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
/ f- }. U# C5 Y/ A. ]gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 _( F6 J9 ?) d. N
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be |" {( [, H- i/ g4 f0 o
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
; b5 P: _! u' W3 T s" LI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
0 y7 O# |0 X$ J" CI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
% G3 U# m. I9 W0 V* ~0 S. x) Othat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". Z! U; E( f$ C
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that$ T3 J R# s9 A8 M4 c+ n
read:
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0 g0 y. N4 b: \' b" I4 R' a3 `"Dear Son.......... O6 L$ @( ~( n/ M
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
8 p& J! d. h7 O/ ?saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains6 l$ c0 s4 z7 Y1 ~8 K) s. J! F1 ^
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver1 t5 s q& Q$ ~6 h* @
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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