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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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" |% P: \8 ]( w) PBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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" ] c. _. K. D' cMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and4 v/ m# A: U8 X& T4 f% Z- _& y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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0 N5 k6 r- I2 w5 _7 B$ ~& S: p7 hOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.6 M8 @/ D- f# L$ ~" v- u$ J! n
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met$ G5 r* Q, A0 V1 u' o1 A. |2 I
the eye./ @+ I/ s' ?8 H6 @5 ?- f! I% ~
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 v4 A0 c7 x7 J& ?! Qthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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. q+ Y$ L/ ]0 H+ ?/ N. I5 YAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
: L6 ^( m( [( d. u2 ?your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" m7 i- Z/ m2 @% a
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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. g2 o8 ^6 @6 R3 GBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ S) w7 c3 C( r
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; v! O0 i% O+ r7 jI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains& g+ \: O) `' p, x6 p/ p
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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$ h* t( W) o0 C \1 e2 K"Dear Son.........
/ X$ V' R& D# n* z! ?! EI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( i- l& [5 D( m+ s" H
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains" s3 @/ o; [! z
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
, Y/ U9 a% ]% ~: ^- B- Jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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