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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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* {! L- }3 o/ K0 U5 fBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the- L7 p% q- i/ C9 m+ k
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful D+ x$ w. j# u
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.$ s/ U& o! t; {
- i0 d# D! W+ V/ JMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and; _' B) {& ]& ~6 [' j+ Z4 [
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.( s4 O. d" f( p' w. F% a
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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* E) B g. R6 g! Q+ \' k1 C0 GReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
7 Q8 W5 `7 V$ e8 ~0 athinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."+ W) N! p3 f; Q7 f3 X5 }
% V6 Y# E6 _$ E! m) A! `3 U. G, zAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since+ ^7 a @; I& H& N- r% G, r1 K, t5 P# `
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver) @ F; p( Y2 O: k* |" e
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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9 y ?! [2 }' n$ ^+ QHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; S/ D1 R% R6 E) J$ z6 x+ l5 I
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
3 n o5 `3 Q3 b. E8 H+ fI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 f7 J# ~8 `( e4 _: q5 b; }6 A" Jthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".: g |: X9 X/ T& j5 w2 E
4 B* ]* z3 }7 G+ Q3 e4 F YSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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% P/ O* B+ u) F) w- h: |"Dear Son.........
# j( e! A/ n- k6 @% gI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not) d2 M; n; r/ `& c; h5 j
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
V/ g+ N0 @2 jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver5 ?3 U+ y, k8 I$ o* {
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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