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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 V- Z$ D ~% v6 i3 e6 i
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful) m! F* E3 j! i! j
Brians' roommate Stephanie was./ y; q+ g% b# I& [9 j7 ?
' V, u: J& D: ?: }, |4 o- U8 u' _Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
% ?0 M, `) L. Z: [& G7 fStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
) t- z4 b9 K/ U( X; \5 U; k7 EHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met1 r7 Z8 ~2 h& T: @# }1 [
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
" d; `0 f" L8 o% e, J6 z5 \thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
2 ]& R- Z6 m( ^9 J4 _) U, b0 ~your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
+ L* f+ A. y$ s* P$ ^( ]gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' j5 z5 H* P( ~! ?/ K, r; m R
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; p7 Z2 G8 l: L# S1 W: F# E# _
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....." `, c4 N# a) W% ?7 `
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 C$ T, g1 C" y1 G
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains3 E$ x4 q8 U* P& G& f7 X
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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: q( B. D0 C: |- E* ^9 d3 lSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 d& |, V7 t# r' i3 C& Z2 Q
read:
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6 e" j) q8 x Z5 u0 f"Dear Son........." p9 h7 }) Q+ Q9 [5 ^ w6 I
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& b1 J7 ]9 d: J$ C, n9 }" psaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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' @9 G: X: X( b9 f; |gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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