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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!$ P- X" d, r- m
" I4 \$ Y) v1 M9 R8 }0 ]Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 Q6 w$ R3 [; v7 d) b+ [% Vcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 {3 w& W& O4 M6 Y9 `Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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4 h {+ W0 E1 G7 w8 x" |" IMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ S2 J1 R: `5 O! E' Q- d% jStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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* t4 \, e. g: K4 H8 YOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
5 y, E6 q; g9 V( c- \Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met, ^) v8 M" V" l5 t, d6 Y
the eye.
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. ]% u2 H% a' VReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 H T3 \, l6 f, W# [; v. w
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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5 q$ H# Z( t' j I) J! E9 y! nAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
4 i. i7 h/ q3 ~, L2 Z+ I% w2 J. u9 myour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
& ^! x- |! s$ [& _0 V- m! r- Rgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") ?/ [6 E7 B+ @
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
8 \8 U/ Z' F* c% F* ?. xsure."
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4 e/ C/ G+ F3 _- P; x0 [- E- u4 W; U4 K) PHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....# T+ I1 x% c8 b( T5 `
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
, X: H" F7 T* G5 [( ]# @I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
' s+ O$ U1 P7 h: f! Sthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".- L) l7 \. x, }, F/ i, l) ^
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 w+ h% C* ^+ _0 `: ^
read:( C& B I) H1 X. X& O
& n3 A, J! A" w( ^8 _/ } [; F5 r"Dear Son.........
6 Q7 W/ u1 Q) R" [I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 s. f, _# t" J9 P; Esaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ K* N" G0 J$ t: y% @! a
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
! D6 Y& {, }; n7 X6 n- ~gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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