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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
# O. G% Q" Y, H8 w) ~$ mcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful r- B6 c8 }' P" w4 A F3 ^, `
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" R" w% S( h# g0 w& C% TStephanie and this had only made her more curious." v: \) j) C/ |0 S4 Z
* X Z; m1 @0 ?5 l" m* m- VOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
4 o; g$ u- r5 a* GHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met5 R$ ~0 n. T( Y; {3 i
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5 n# X/ m5 r, `: W$ |6 U8 U- g! nReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be3 K6 i# e8 c; b+ k
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", n5 @. o7 y F4 U6 i$ }& Q9 x
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% L, o. Y; p4 o
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
9 K* q, n( t/ G! _" i* ?: y8 Hgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' l/ n4 S1 k6 z/ Z
2 f$ K1 a2 ]; ~( q1 OBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
; t# O7 ~ @5 t& `& J8 B' VI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' f& G. a) q c8 BI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
4 m6 i$ J$ r/ }/ L! ?) xthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".* T' u/ P9 w- s# v
! Z) I+ A) w! a& |Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that8 }$ o6 d1 q; C( i: Z3 v
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"Dear Son.........
9 X! s$ S# v' l7 II'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
) K( n# x; h* n3 \3 Qsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, u' {% W: F# ?3 g2 r3 {0 \
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver7 K$ ~. r" `6 c$ B( c; w
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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