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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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# y' N/ P5 G1 R! E- bBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
* y) V; t9 u& ]+ K5 acourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 a( W: `4 P, m- _) j' RBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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! z% W1 V3 p( u6 ?- RMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
; j- D6 H* [0 t! y0 Z, ^Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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" {6 Y3 ?/ {5 I: {5 U6 HOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.0 U# j5 H; A" D4 O& A: q
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 Z& D* B4 L4 I/ u3 c" D
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."+ F5 n* o% B8 u2 N4 N! ]
. s. u4 K: C1 OAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
( s7 O# n" t8 n! kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* k% `2 q) n4 N* m! {6 n
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 L) O0 \. c/ }6 T3 {6 {8 s( |8 l, F0 Q
6 Q1 C5 y3 Q7 M# v7 U$ Q$ t/ FBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ ]! X( e7 I& R& W% r1 e
sure."
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* A; _1 |9 I4 Y3 G5 vHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 ~ t3 y" t$ Z# _8 qI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and% ^& U7 G; i1 L% K! d
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
/ I8 [. h$ e1 Y# T- A( t& rthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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5 `% c5 R+ S% C"Dear Son.........
5 ~8 S& q) M% L: U6 UI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not1 C; ^) {( o3 ~$ a5 N# w
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains2 b% d, s: H# U; d2 e7 X$ Z) J
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
' }3 M( U I2 _ dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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