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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the3 P7 Y0 c+ Q$ Q6 \1 J* e8 l3 J! e; H; d
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful; m1 r/ s8 g. b/ Z- b' Y
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
5 {6 B# F3 b6 }/ c3 R, yStephanie and this had only made her more curious.1 Z. `- [: z! @6 Y6 G4 h5 a
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
" L3 O! \6 E2 w x3 p5 vHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met3 _3 Y4 ?3 J7 E
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be3 o: b) x& W) v2 m) F
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- V! r4 C u9 A
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
$ `& y& O+ G" `- o" C; [5 O$ |) gyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
7 t2 @/ x0 ^& c! mgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"1 p& x7 v+ ^( }; s8 z+ w
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be" V( J8 n5 {; ^ J: X" T3 t
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3 l! G0 `3 X5 T* VHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....9 K% T7 t8 k, A
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
$ H$ \$ D9 K' y" DI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 U" q4 H1 _( ~* C, C
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that t+ ~3 J* k( k4 i+ t$ C3 s+ {
read:
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% |$ U1 O* F J$ J; r2 h$ d1 f0 Q& K"Dear Son.........3 a- e) z6 j1 t, I, O
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 t+ K. ?* ~2 \2 ^4 h# @. Y; f- F
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains* f2 z, p# N- y, |
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
4 u3 `! y+ w1 Fgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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