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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!/ ^/ N q+ b# k4 w
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 W6 C. I, S, h& f1 i
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
- H' J$ I' L$ k, {; MBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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O# i) S# U3 U7 \1 HMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
( n0 y: C T) zStephanie and this had only made her more curious.% C6 C4 t/ P1 ]5 ]
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.+ l) I) y9 B7 U; i6 @& T L
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met- O& T3 M5 F1 K" Z, q* \" U
the eye., G+ ?1 V1 N/ F
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be/ c& r/ e$ H8 K& T8 d
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."1 V: A6 x4 G$ z1 R- l0 H( q1 a
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
: p( U7 ^, T' t0 ?* f3 @4 Ayour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver3 A2 p# N0 K4 d# G9 g
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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5 p: _# y* m7 R" ~0 R# @1 G KHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
$ i2 v# j4 F. e0 UI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and9 u6 Z0 D& \) M$ h8 ^9 }( M
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 k2 `5 h4 }# R3 P9 o( k* q7 E! J
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 ]9 z" y1 j' f! D5 [: j2 E
$ D9 I4 J& H. qSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that; C- R l# Y9 c
read:" }3 a3 M' ^; C' C# I9 o
. @( q, n- T0 L8 f"Dear Son.........
) P3 @& b4 I7 V# Q! }" Q j' h u0 m2 tI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
8 A. Q# U4 t9 S# ]7 e1 x5 Jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains% S7 j6 ]& q, A* p& H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
6 c0 ^& T i/ ugravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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