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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) E! P- y6 U3 p. m
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.! S: ~. R) ?% d5 L! V( q2 F- D5 [
9 c2 M4 d' D5 n" @/ fMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and( H$ ?/ @8 u4 ?6 A2 G" k9 K
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 Z8 `9 u. @( h$ S
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' }8 p$ n& X6 h* T- q* I& k2 e
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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" l$ H& \# v# uReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
) I) u9 {- r' ~9 x) d: }$ f; `thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) d4 f) S- d3 e( G
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver% }2 u" E9 A; z0 ~% m) |
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' |" \* R& a* K
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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$ ^ a% B3 G! k- BHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
" ^+ V2 `' K; }6 J' b. h. s. kI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
& E2 j, k1 a; F) M. tI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; N; o I& @4 @7 |( ^
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".0 |* C6 A+ P8 d
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 N/ ~9 r3 W- l) O
read:' S) a* h. i9 J2 z- {1 b, W9 O" J( y
( _6 d& r( [) w# }' K* N$ y# b"Dear Son.........# g9 Z$ g4 f" }. I3 c, P4 V
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not5 u# M9 u% X1 F1 A
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
8 H& A2 w& z# G- T( d2 kthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. a/ c' |8 F/ A6 Y t- s2 pgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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