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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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+ P0 F; z# G; X" O7 }3 v( i) t$ cMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and, Q S; y: @2 l" N
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.) |! ?# K. s; a1 o/ t7 k
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.3 s' a, z" y) f/ ^9 O
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% R1 e7 K4 v. p) V* `thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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1 O* I+ Y. `' {+ ~% |7 bAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since4 _5 {/ ]6 V- b
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
# w4 V* v+ @+ E) ugravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": h& @9 N3 ^3 ^# H8 d8 s
+ Z0 l5 ~) E* m/ Z: sBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) O; Z1 W7 j' P8 b% X0 P
sure."
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2 s4 z0 P: t7 F# q) ]% t* ^( T) THe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....* _" Q7 G& q0 g/ Y. F. `8 `
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
/ d0 j1 W' H' fI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
$ e' g% ~# b+ Y8 f" wthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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) j3 X$ u' x# o% ]' ~Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........8 o/ y, k" K4 Z% t7 W$ {: M/ s8 S9 T
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
' G+ R6 C$ Q. \. `3 u ssaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
9 F5 M/ P- m4 f! i2 ?& J. Jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
2 M6 Y. F" w4 u2 X) ~, d' ?" E; [gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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