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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) }2 }7 c5 R, ?* a4 v
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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$ F2 d6 {- q7 O8 q" lOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
8 i; Q4 D9 `8 n6 s, ?: }# }! YHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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6 ?. s" {5 Q2 D( `* p( tAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, C3 r5 e3 R  ^: vyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver4 Z2 y+ G. A, B, M' k& g  u
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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9 G+ q. h! s  D, u# VHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 e$ R* A2 y1 y1 v7 g8 |/ J
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: W* P; h% X% ~' f' M) R( ^  v: c
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. i' m/ \7 x8 U! e3 y% ^9 `
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ S! `: r) o4 {9 r# l# n2 F
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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- Y& @. K, H! n7 Q"Dear Son........./ X: M% _* a6 z% \3 S+ D  f
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 b# m& H3 A7 V. D: nsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:' o& S; @& N) ?' R
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
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$ \6 l+ j! ^& B% W: v看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:# [2 ?- ~: J/ L
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
大型搬家
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:' {5 B+ C2 e* [4 ]1 e; x! ]
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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