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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!/ }; r: Z& h! Z
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, n$ \; S8 ^% `' f8 A2 v: Hcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful5 P' }8 a# J9 g) }+ Y5 Z
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.; G% I% n# r" K) y2 G1 K9 c: F7 M6 k
' H n3 t3 @, Y7 Z& L1 C' [2 K/ P" j `Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and+ ~& Z. E8 G; b; O! t" }+ Z G
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.0 Y/ e9 y$ r c4 C( Z3 _
) f( ?/ i! q7 C$ c$ }% w3 NOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
' \- M" x9 e2 x6 @Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met! }; P0 L' P- Q- a
the eye.
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& ]) A a2 j- cReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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! I/ y$ o1 V0 |0 S* AAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since L. m+ o5 w+ F
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) E& d0 a; Y; ~" b% C
sure."
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( G; Y; d. n: `- z5 AHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 a! V: Q. C1 }3 ^, a- U5 {5 H
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' t# o% a/ a' ~% T
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 t. s8 Q/ U$ ?9 H" l2 @ Jthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# o m! B n8 w
; @, h; o. `% k# n8 xSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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3 S* q6 w- f$ M7 }" l% _, Y"Dear Son.........1 W# G2 b0 l' m4 u+ c6 v! x$ i
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
- E/ X: H4 Y9 M+ Osaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains% r. r3 o$ ?. F* f1 b! P; I+ t) @
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver2 y( j# q8 Z* h5 B" }0 l, ]
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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