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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the9 Q5 q8 C" D! ^7 ~- O1 i9 o) M( o
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful& Z, S1 k" L/ i& g+ y& q
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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8 ^7 U1 D1 z- ? O( k: s5 Y8 L) b" tMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 D7 ]9 L3 s) _) M6 P* H
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.! F9 O* C# r* k+ [3 S: t$ J
* k( Z: n" M) m/ ^; cOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
& \! E4 F4 D. U6 C& l3 w! q6 fHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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/ L1 ^% U: p2 N/ A6 e$ [Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) P7 k2 [/ B6 d" x- H# c
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- X$ \* S, w! c1 p) u$ m2 a- _
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since0 U$ V; Y* v7 B) @
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
, W1 W E. `9 y+ q: O( Sgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' q- k( `: ?, g/ h2 n
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be x1 t0 |+ {: ^
sure.": w o2 h, b) e& M
& k0 d# t6 ?& K# Z! ?. PHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 S* u5 l( \' J" L/ V6 d: EI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and# g3 A9 L5 k2 M
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains% w3 U1 q4 Q1 ]' n8 `
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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7 y0 {! w0 T5 d9 {/ CSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that! B% ~1 y8 N: N8 Q7 I
read:
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_& Q, A: Q' w) J+ j"Dear Son.........: x D; Y% n" H( q \) Q: i
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not6 W4 C. N, w+ q9 Q0 ?5 ?' m
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains2 V& c8 _4 |6 ^# H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 u3 V7 S7 q0 C) H6 o# D3 F( {
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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