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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 d7 i J, f1 A, N _
3 P5 y8 Z* N nBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
5 h; M; }, i! K$ R) p) S6 @/ Ecourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful4 O0 d3 P# f8 x k# c- ~2 v
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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9 d6 Z' ~8 h( @6 L) JMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and/ J' {9 P5 \. L- c* R5 ?4 \
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.' a$ a; Y* G6 j7 x% r
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' a" P: }, J1 \( u4 A5 |
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met6 `' S D& S7 G/ e
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be2 j% e m( |9 A: w% t* ^1 x
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 u) ], b7 r7 @$ Y3 i; C8 O
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
, ^9 [, ^2 i6 @7 Y' T: _gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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0 Q/ d+ _5 |. G- X. X8 kBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
]) x2 w9 T7 F8 ?I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
! i! ?" P* z0 A; W6 A; @8 I6 OI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains) E& A0 l q8 H* n3 n2 k
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 m4 a$ C; Y a6 X) O
$ V) {0 S: V$ z. ySeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that' D a. L( `1 K5 v6 u: }
read:
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"Dear Son.........: S% j' n4 e% C+ i, x" k# r* I
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
* J7 K" f* x" l$ C0 m. ]3 Asaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 f+ x* ]) ~) t# e& F
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver% t1 O( \# L( N
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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