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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' b% l! d2 Q. h& p" Z0 X( k2 V) U
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and" G; N4 ^5 T+ V1 X) N% l
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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4 l) _4 z3 ~. `/ eOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. b' ~; y8 _- B+ [, N) x
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met/ U0 G' ~& S6 h: Y1 B2 f( {" l
the eye. D/ y) i# C4 Z$ `. z1 b7 k- C' P" Q
4 B1 ~1 f4 N; l( I! R& n0 lReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
. _, {3 s0 `" }- p/ X5 vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 T( y) c0 x: C4 h% @7 a- C8 S
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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% z3 i/ {9 z; u7 HHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% r/ G3 X# l! J" hI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
2 ~6 v9 G1 E- c1 `% w: j4 r2 dI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 u$ J. J! T: @
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that5 ~, b+ X8 V d# i- U& X q
read:
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"Dear Son.........
# v5 f% g, x3 b' f) K2 u0 zI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& o3 T1 \0 K0 J7 o# |6 P0 `, xsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
c0 a9 J! G7 G2 I% Xthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver9 O" A) U4 Q8 I1 n8 `) ?
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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