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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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4 ~; F" R  Y" F( }0 _Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
: N: \$ i5 W( `* l7 ]  f) Ucourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 S: P& f$ Z7 `+ U7 G; yBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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8 I# ~$ V( `7 m' a% Z1 D+ LMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ Z' X- Q8 y! G' t$ I5 S8 \  e
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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; m3 K% d1 R5 R7 bOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.6 x" I$ Z0 J2 L& e; r: r
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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/ P9 C+ m) E; ^9 f' y! v1 ~Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: E0 J8 m1 g, |0 U, B
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0 d$ V  c3 y0 _He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 i: H* k6 N  GI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and. v  i) ], `, ?+ _* \( p  h
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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% y8 s! j, L  h! u' GSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
$ S9 w3 _% ?  }$ h9 W; F: x- Y9 P; LI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not4 @+ T% t" I# Q, E/ `& q
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains5 e9 ^& j1 B! r: O8 M
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
/ p. t$ D4 r, e! \: R) mgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
( z# O$ {9 k, J- j这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:2 j4 ]. @: ?. R( h
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:! R/ m  _' V1 D8 s6 u" p( z

, G8 K: \$ ^) D$ f& D# Q. f9 d: w$ j" M聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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