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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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. F2 T% B$ Z. f# _3 \Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 n' Z# k! x" z9 @* _course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
+ E/ m- y3 e, Q0 ]( ~! A5 t! f: FBrians' roommate Stephanie was.3 h* w- a" d& h' g" q1 A
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 M! m% y3 s2 s9 O" M1 q& r3 `$ d
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious., |% e/ q9 H' F7 h/ @# @

/ z- s, t' N7 _3 c# H: ROver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: U& a, A7 t. l# G" T7 q* ?! S4 ~
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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* ?& _) d. \# E" _: {Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( s' u4 Y2 M; I( Vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
$ h$ h3 A$ O4 P7 {your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. W, Y* A6 T4 ]% [- ?6 C. jgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") I& ]/ t& T9 c& ~9 Q
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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1 K3 [: [) h. P( bHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# w0 C/ A6 ]1 Y% w9 R5 A& L' DI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
# i" [; |0 U0 c% A" WI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
5 S8 o2 ]5 Q& W: gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% l' X& M5 I* v
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 M' e9 e7 w0 `5 C: G, M! M
read:! i8 B4 ], M6 l& {) c
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"Dear Son.........
7 S: b1 I' M. |8 n/ [" \I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not2 g( p* q/ i' Z! j0 N- R
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 `7 i; f  Z8 V/ ^4 X8 u
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver  D/ D# s3 H- _  e; o/ l
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
+ T" @4 U7 m$ [这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:3 e$ u6 j; R3 [- z8 C2 G% I1 A
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:
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! o1 x0 T" V/ x! D' F: m% w+ I聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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