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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!* M! p8 Q9 \0 ^
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the1 _$ ?( H: `, c8 B$ I x
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
( y1 O, c; q/ t# O9 aBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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* h- p4 N) K7 r! C$ bMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and n6 l/ t$ G* h3 [7 k# R
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.* C& Z$ r" p% w
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' R; Y+ t r) G- ~thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 K# s! e3 c# _7 \0 Fyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
: M' B" d- p, p+ W5 Q) Qgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....., X$ ]% H+ q* V
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and$ A+ m# I7 ~% W' J9 N' ~& x4 q
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- k! U3 k' O0 ], Uthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".7 C) d& ^3 b$ x6 } b1 ^
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
5 D; W+ |+ m( o2 M$ a; E8 ~9 C/ S' KI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: g% h9 _- C D2 J4 a
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
$ `/ [7 @; V$ Dthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( k0 l! O5 x2 E1 i
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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