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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& c% m9 t3 E& ]2 y9 S

  Z4 @  x5 ~; ~0 ~% L7 E: g, CBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 n" `& I% ~: b: w+ k& y( l. bcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
7 O4 A) t, w3 v! L) W/ ABrians' roommate Stephanie was.2 H9 ], A; K1 J6 a8 w2 d
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 s1 E  ^; P# K( g5 m6 l# d% c
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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6 Q7 K* Y5 P) V3 B* |9 @5 {5 F: vOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.  E' \  V% T( }! v2 Z0 f
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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1 h+ a- N, v) Q# I2 P* iReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
: D. ^! y( a! q3 B7 ?0 C6 E3 I- jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", @9 B- c, S3 J- `6 z, i9 O
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since" z9 Z5 W7 Q: \% P9 K* {) ^9 X" N! C
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver; H8 r! i: o: ^/ B+ g( V+ f
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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5 M1 _% Y7 g( r) J2 @* uBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 F2 Z3 r, e* w0 j$ ?I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
$ G/ a; E0 E! T6 k( RI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 ^; J: p" j2 r5 Pthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".% h4 K. W2 ]4 n  x. p- S; A

% ~# f+ `% a+ H( t) PSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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7 ~1 @; P2 y! i, o"Dear Son.........
/ D5 E1 k+ {. [: V' h) ^/ Z8 }( _) E# ]I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 G; I9 J. ^4 R  u. }9 y' H" P+ Fsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
$ L( d% w% t  m' k* P  ^that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
- h3 K! r) I' g% igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:7 A' U! k, m9 L) l" y& t" u
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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5 g0 Y& \9 ?9 n4 @( \$ }' }看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:2 O+ O; s2 N6 S/ e0 Z( L: L7 z
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:) v+ {, h+ R  C' g

% Q' r# n+ p5 i2 l" K5 s聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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