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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( q1 q" ?7 A: \9 U- Z( K/ Y
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 v4 g7 \0 s/ _* h" d# `+ ecourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
, W( e8 M% j# ?: U- a1 |# |Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
l7 J/ p1 c% v, zStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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* t' c. ?1 w* u0 Z2 T: lOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 X, e8 t/ N1 s: m- vHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met3 h6 r# f: G" f
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 q* l/ @2 B( U
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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% z7 ^ p% q1 }8 w( AAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
7 u" s' [" p0 H+ o' wyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver1 i+ W7 x7 k9 u
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! l: R6 U( i3 d4 q# ]* @8 w
4 R8 \" U& E' m0 z+ Z- JBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 Q7 Z+ |( W! e1 j6 b$ i5 P& D: f, Z
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9 @$ G0 R. C. b: F/ H$ V% r9 tHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 Q+ ]; X, D% n; D$ X, k9 K( w
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 d; }- N' [# c, i4 c9 M$ BI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains& j; {1 |3 n/ f1 L' @; }8 Y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".- J! ^0 k' `9 T8 X
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that/ }9 j2 B. Q k: u4 q" H: F& ^
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; R9 I* p2 P# A9 [: F& I9 A"Dear Son.........
4 x Q( ^4 y k. x. ~I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not9 ^' }: l7 O* @ U
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
3 ?' r! a3 a4 g( Z. cthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
9 C- r/ H2 m4 ?* W0 E1 x$ c' L8 t( _gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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