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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!$ y3 K% i0 \# Z1 f
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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" x* \8 Y9 T& N4 ^5 o# K( EMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and9 j) R2 G2 i1 L s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious./ R& A6 G& e2 h3 f6 {6 I6 R
3 d! \9 z' k* O3 H* d9 D9 n# NOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
+ B5 [- h3 w4 a9 rHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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- X$ x" H! Q# J4 E" \Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be0 j/ a# s: {9 v+ Z8 |. h1 F$ d
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."9 z/ R2 ~# i5 k
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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6 v" U! l5 E! JBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
2 Z" E% g. J* q9 |: G# s0 E; e% ]" VI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
$ k2 D/ y$ J8 o+ U: BI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' \" V# ^" ?( p- n2 ^
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
. N! s( Z$ a6 cI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not2 t0 g$ C4 W; [8 o z; D p
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; H% C0 Y9 G6 D/ _5 Qthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
~8 ?( d/ F; b5 ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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