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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ {) d: {8 q: Y/ B# U7 k' s! G+ i
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# J8 i$ b- [6 j$ P# k
7 `" b: c1 x! C( h! [Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and" s% g+ S0 Q( X
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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& Q$ C) c& k _7 gOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.$ R4 M6 a$ [9 h/ I' j6 D& ?! l h
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met/ G# ^& h1 O7 h j- Y
the eye.
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5 o# h. M: b9 r% LReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be F. \: A) U) S5 r
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- {8 @# V5 f5 O* [
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ X/ L) D5 P* r4 f1 S; c
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver. e# G# l" G u$ o7 S7 y. l; ?
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 f$ i3 c5 w: [) x; d9 e
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; L$ F3 n" | F
sure."$ U/ V( x5 q1 |% t$ t
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 `) ]* z$ }7 F5 v, m# V$ {( \
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! i! q! O6 @; S4 g' U
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ a" D6 K* K9 M9 o" nthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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6 {4 W5 H' Y. X7 t" HSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........* a- X& T. i, T! {% G
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
; q7 {$ ]) N7 [; ] Bsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
# n- K' r/ @ Q7 X5 Q0 Mthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
* y$ O, k$ r: z$ q6 rgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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