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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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% `6 E3 z6 S6 l" ?5 U  x4 n- tBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' K9 f3 v' `& [( W+ z% ~
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
% l/ t3 k- N: x! y6 z2 NBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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: q7 |, s0 k  t1 }5 ?8 ~2 F' `Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 ~1 T6 h3 K. O; V
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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" V1 r+ h/ _! z% l( P/ [/ J1 dOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.( A, V1 O" P7 e+ w- s
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met7 L; c( c. k9 b2 W+ n* y
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. h7 ^" O+ [4 t9 @" bReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) _9 `7 b1 P1 Y- A3 t, l' u8 I
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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$ x& U( D' ]7 p+ t+ q1 UAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 }) S8 h5 t, S" ]/ n, M
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver' w7 J* n0 o9 U5 S
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"5 I( T4 E) ], u

6 |& q' V% a$ P. H9 S. e$ a7 g" IBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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( P3 f- O  X  s/ p7 VHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 b$ I  V" J% w# G2 E* CI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
" S( V  P5 Y0 ]( FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, X7 c  z% }' ]* R, G+ |# ^
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( M: E  j% O* d
read:
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"Dear Son.......... m6 ]. m. c) M4 |1 U* |% E( v
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ j( J! n# W% T* I7 ]
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains  F: x. y& g) y/ E5 w( L/ c
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver4 x8 D9 g* S0 e+ ?' C" X- R
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:- F, L1 ]6 C* |; l
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
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$ n* S/ B  q9 ^$ C- D6 e( @看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
; c- M. \- E' S9 |8 N这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:* \* y7 E  m9 H  \& v

6 `6 U; p9 r7 `4 t聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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