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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the- I1 L/ o6 ^: i% r8 Q3 j
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful2 u5 r) Y' \7 L& I) m, \
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.' A& N- ?( Q0 h- s6 H% {+ i9 Y2 u
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) e# W2 F6 o( f3 x6 i
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious. w3 {) g% b$ L* [/ g- m
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
# Z+ }" H u1 U/ f9 G: l" z! OHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met9 W% X0 Y) q+ y7 ]2 I/ b
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+ ~: k7 f. T- ^, e: w8 sReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 D' f2 x: J8 z) @" Sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
4 C" E) M/ \0 n% s' |/ r4 Yyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 {" Q% D/ a7 A( G$ s( P
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 y" ^; p0 F! s, i
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; H5 r% B6 Y2 N7 I4 B
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....- R% L/ e# L/ y
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- M7 Y0 e4 Z1 `1 x" nI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains5 o0 K: A8 }& [) c7 U r
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
+ w8 E% c: m- u1 c( JI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
( d- x' b, I9 \' v- a( {- Vsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ K5 c" e" y$ e: q
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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