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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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6 w; j3 u% R: X+ V' L/ IBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 a, u/ w% D. e+ D. q- @( xcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 I9 w3 V D4 O+ e# l
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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5 ?$ C1 |! i/ x/ K aMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 v7 x( x, H8 c+ |, U
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious. h# J$ H! `' U$ [; {' C
" t- ?9 C. y* h$ e9 LOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( H7 o- ~: J: ?3 C) FHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( s4 x! c- M6 ~( j# Z% d3 A7 c
the eye.
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; G5 w. v5 p. G- A7 {# y* RReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be# {# \3 k& B/ B( ~) h% s
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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, w% Y) J9 B$ i+ b3 qAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since7 v) @5 A9 o( U$ t
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver% }' h( B2 M ^9 v
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"; ], d; M9 o! F, j
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
+ w: a& Y+ w) j+ ^& n4 b+ E7 qI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* h' F' u8 C& p9 g3 aI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains L# b `3 q& \& {8 ^
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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5 F, t9 L }0 _. H! m) gSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that. o k J& u5 K: }* I1 M; I: w
read:' F9 r, ]6 b4 K) }9 B# R( M
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"Dear Son.........
- C% l6 I& F: {9 w. B/ _I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 T# _! @/ a4 Q: j" E% f2 [
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
5 B0 [0 E, {3 A! j* T, _! zthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( c1 h7 w9 n, ^. z. O
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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