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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
9 |& G! B+ M/ A8 t7 E6 Ocourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful/ Y* E6 E% f7 J V
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 P% ?: D8 ^. d- n+ i: Z" E
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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: m; y7 Y( C2 `1 e2 I+ O, jOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
6 N: U. h7 T9 q0 B; ?* {- bHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- \2 M3 G& N9 I. ^% r) b9 X
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."! W+ b4 N) H$ z4 j" d
# ~+ e7 [% {8 U7 ]About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 p6 {# `1 F0 ]4 W1 Y' f
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver( i/ A A$ w- ` b" _
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' P6 y5 Y) v( e# v
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! A' l! @$ q" d; X6 K V' U
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and d; `9 A3 ? P; a' Q, X$ O9 |2 u4 t @
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 m5 a" E4 x: s) p7 P; ~7 U( Z
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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: F2 Z+ B( i* ^, `7 p) k* I"Dear Son.........
# y$ C( Q& U- ?$ J% h8 XI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not2 k& n0 @' u5 ]7 m/ ?& B6 o
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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