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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
2 f5 a8 _: c# Jcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
2 V7 S. S( h; \' jBrians' roommate Stephanie was.+ M! P/ @4 q3 X/ e2 L
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" F& Y+ Q; U O; M! V5 JStephanie and this had only made her more curious. D; D0 P- P2 q, r- E! B# \
$ v! e* g: m3 m' ]Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.2 i0 @ e1 x& a/ X7 B$ l
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be1 X( W/ U2 f) v& W# X2 M2 r: m
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", B% q6 F6 `* T4 P, F# u
: U8 H" ?& C2 S$ F2 M: WAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 o/ @; B* h. K1 _2 fyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
/ m0 v; Q5 ~- b8 ^7 h: m x" R2 V- wgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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6 E- D" A* z7 p) |4 kBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
/ |, K. E3 K* YI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' M' ?6 L& w& v% z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains5 v- V1 U! S% p$ K! ^& j/ U1 \3 l) m3 D
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".5 v+ P% T& ~7 r
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........1 m! v( h! t$ Y6 p( L
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 i0 ^4 H$ @# y. v# E& z& _0 ~saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains& i8 V/ `, h: z. K, L _+ L
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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