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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!5 x7 h* _/ m0 ?5 z
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
) I6 p0 p% L" P3 t @course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
$ }6 `. v" N7 o3 OBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
: g" ^: I6 [9 \2 q/ }9 MStephanie and this had only made her more curious.* s9 y8 ]4 L9 `
* w- S7 N9 \5 r. v* Z6 C, wOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
2 N6 m" G, r" O& L) L1 W5 q" i, _Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& L& F4 f, y1 ^" [. l/ O7 q
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be: t. c. c3 n% o: q5 ?
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 L+ d+ A8 |7 x8 v
. u! P N, V' s, _5 YAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since+ N8 v, x3 b) \3 f& {5 q$ Q6 j
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 q. Q2 n# d8 t/ W# Q8 ]. H( ~7 Hgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- `: G# f& n$ K7 a
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) W1 e; ^ Y7 |. |! G
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
2 G1 T& h( \5 \$ x- ^I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* i& J# a4 I+ w" F- FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
5 z! X; W4 Y) [9 Uthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. _- T8 G" Z' b% k, |2 _! Q
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
4 O7 P. [3 t: J5 EI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 M) M7 W) [+ O. Z# Psaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
9 t4 h6 X8 v5 q9 r) l& Sthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver Q2 I' G7 [' E' d! E, I1 e5 C
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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