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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!% J. O5 i/ [4 ~9 T9 M
3 |: l' Q6 `/ t5 bBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the) W- j: _2 R2 Y
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful- l5 S0 {) @' Z. I# H8 L3 `; @
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ I3 _. F1 t# F9 m3 i# k2 BStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 D- z! V2 E# F, d S& O( W
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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) V" a8 u& M, n* m$ g4 dReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
7 W. C5 t/ J+ @9 ]* }thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, B7 m8 U* n1 V* G
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) x7 r2 \. Z1 |: a/ n; q3 Q8 mgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"1 r8 \2 L) o4 g; h) v+ w( `# g
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) Z2 N% C' Q. v+ ^9 `9 t+ V
sure.", a* w b4 k$ s
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& `# z( O. P u( V' w- }& ZI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
1 _; L2 F0 b. kI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
0 J( d+ T& q5 ]! j( q% } w$ F: Mthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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0 Z0 e7 V( F5 ?. M8 f"Dear Son.........
& M, R! x' f8 r) U! M$ q+ v8 c. {I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& f9 U' h0 i1 e% ]/ B5 ssaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains; F% B8 b) d0 L; j8 J
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver. f2 T) e7 y7 u
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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