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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!1 P$ l2 P4 h: ?
) }! i+ h8 n; lBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! k/ {8 W: R) m( K) q: k
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful% l4 c" a% m9 R# C, V j/ Q
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.) b" O' C* F0 |% k+ T( g5 I
! {8 Y- R" _' [2 p1 D ]3 nMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and: V" [( Z: V" q, |
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.+ _/ ?6 P1 X- W0 R3 L8 D [
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.7 B% X, e# Q7 {5 [* [* _
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met" H8 Z0 w1 n! O! v4 M/ @8 d% @. h1 m
the eye.* ]) _1 y3 ^; V1 z$ J/ q
$ K% L P% n: M$ C# yReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be0 c6 \3 \1 C p& c
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."% v$ v$ @% V7 H* a
1 A% v8 O0 G- _. W3 dAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
0 H$ T* ^0 R6 d3 N$ K p' J" fyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
9 S' s6 M0 u1 Sgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be+ G2 L' D1 h. X: A5 H
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# ?0 R$ p2 O* ~$ j# d( r# b3 sI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( R. K# |* J |0 w3 A
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 W- u" c9 J, p1 X
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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1 ^2 a/ C# Y" ~Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 [( I+ P" l% T0 l* [: w
read:
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"Dear Son.........# @7 ^: Z$ @. f. C" X& {. H6 d, w
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
x5 {( M7 Q$ N( zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
+ h: E) X( s" T7 V. l( ethat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver g, k+ J! Z5 r/ z5 t
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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