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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
4 R) A; _ i! |3 V. @course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
: ]0 l$ l, I; dBrians' roommate Stephanie was.8 s( h/ a8 P0 [5 P' O) J8 H; m- X
" [( t, ~ ]: m: D7 L0 G R. B! TMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
( B" N- y4 R9 h* D- k- E j- JStephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 B& }# c: h/ U; Q8 {
7 m! T' ^# g! h e9 D; VOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs./ O+ v' U3 p! c% V
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met, `7 u! W" ?* b5 n# T) v4 T; A
the eye.
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/ V9 y' e, [+ a# b2 LReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
5 P4 S- N w6 U3 Zthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# {4 c9 ~0 @1 o# D/ O9 ~
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver a& b( `/ e- y
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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, D* A+ C2 f9 o! h- W% aBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be% S8 T, E( L( A* D# d* h4 p
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& A" |! }6 b# p+ @8 C2 w$ p& v {; ~3 pI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. w9 W! ] Y5 tI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, K+ @2 N e2 U8 O2 `
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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$ R+ Y/ k1 x$ W6 s' y"Dear Son......... b2 z3 w' B/ q
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
; S# x8 k# X, b% fsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
$ n. e# y. T+ O+ v0 b( x' @' qthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
7 {' [8 l/ Z# l) ^& H$ I6 Kgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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