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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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4 Y+ V0 i, S" y X2 l: I4 |Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ m J% L3 w7 f5 Q" Z" N+ Y6 U, j
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful# Y# q1 b. E J' O7 ?& K
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.! c! D, z+ @* s: K
" @( _: M4 i" a: h O1 yMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ T$ |% r7 U6 C! k0 Z# bStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: r5 w: t7 M* _3 Y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met' F- u5 D+ C9 n8 n
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be4 `; X0 w; q Y7 C7 m) z. z
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( d; k1 Z1 c# o
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ D) g7 q8 z. {
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
& S) o$ ?8 }# j2 @ g1 Ngravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' B* m! p( |: v/ C$ J
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....., _# X8 y. L5 q. H; d# i& D
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( I6 p- J0 A h- C# h* c$ ]
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
2 t: ~ W; R' ethat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........1 H4 W8 c; ~- b: X
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 r8 x9 g, k, j& zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
- o( J6 j' ]( |2 H' V& G/ k! D/ Wthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 P& x# }4 \8 R0 R6 ~* n- o
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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