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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. D; |% I; O' N: b X5 a: s
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
) `" u/ S" u9 \$ }course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful8 P0 v8 m! @0 B* ~* Z$ t' b
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.2 I t/ f: H- o; J. K4 M
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
) h- a, u0 {! E: o. e' eStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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# X. }8 H8 j, q# D6 l! YOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs., {9 o8 l u. T3 b# \
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met, z' d' t" H/ k- h+ y% |8 K
the eye.
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/ r' m; D$ p s( H) r5 n# A) H7 DReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 Q6 B6 y) G* ?1 @ `
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
8 U+ ~4 o/ ]$ S6 I6 {2 J6 j7 Zyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
# K- K3 l& @ L& Q$ C+ u6 S0 rgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"$ L& y5 Z( @; L4 V, J8 g! o) t% ^! p) A' A
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be2 J+ F1 `# l' T* o O4 [9 Z/ z. `5 U: ^
sure."* }" \, G2 }3 Z
! y' i- c A6 Y# e/ C3 K! hHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
2 M- v/ J: A& L% h: ]I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* t. J6 Q0 q& l2 c; Q' X
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# I, {1 z/ m4 O& h0 a* H
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".: }: g; d+ c- v3 H6 t9 {! v
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" i1 m' B5 u D" m, U e2 M
read:+ _# u; L$ ]! D( D" k' [ Q0 w3 m
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"Dear Son.........7 c8 Z" S2 G' z0 J. Y
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ i6 s1 n; F' K1 y
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
r8 u) w: m' r" F7 Wthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( S, |1 j+ V, C! p4 m4 _' G6 B" Y8 F: Q
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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