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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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7 N6 ~5 r+ F% MBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, ]0 J. V3 o+ BStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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4 i* Y7 B6 k( f+ \+ oOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; G* y4 {0 I, l2 `Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met9 s4 F, A# s8 d' p1 @" z9 V
the eye.6 ^7 q. S: L: F0 t! k2 f
( Y% v6 A' r5 l9 y& E" o7 yReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( o7 s6 d4 ?& s7 Ithinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."+ ]" o+ o5 @- I! `) ^
, h# g# J* D8 y1 c% r2 iAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
8 n' w* V# Z9 k3 jyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver; q- Y( ^/ b1 Y- f
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"9 K& s# x9 Z" |, u6 }
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; s% r- o& i0 `$ E1 w/ z
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% J; ^$ L$ h) Z. H0 p4 P. z9 ^) }( zHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....- {' l6 y2 J6 `4 t% P2 s
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and2 `6 v# u1 l' t, T, e# P6 A A
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# I7 C- B8 P; u4 m% c
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 J) D' p/ W. h1 P3 j/ B: C% W
/ m2 E1 Y: U: L. b1 ^7 A; p$ ]. w5 vSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
& g5 @9 A" O. w5 [7 X6 s' p% QI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 w, U# z2 K* `2 [- H
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains6 H0 N7 |6 Q' o; N. J' m
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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