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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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6 R2 L3 `- b! B/ q* F, K# {Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
0 j3 b; y: j! c4 l, G* Pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
# ` ^$ G2 y W% x" [4 z* kBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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+ y6 `# Y7 P* s VMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ ?( x: ?' v: ~& S6 \Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' }% I) q8 N% {
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met- W3 U, a1 ]) u" o6 U
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7 A3 m2 h2 o) h2 ZReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. J3 E# [, ^6 V8 y, m3 D; ~, l
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
N8 _/ s# D' w) | }9 D) yyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 ]; N1 Y$ X8 s7 }
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"& Q* T, \# Y5 D/ z
4 k9 X S* B X* D8 _; ZBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( i- ]; M$ p$ b" x( `+ w
sure."
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: y. S' H$ \, w# H, PHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
5 b5 [, l! d3 \8 e5 eI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' {* a4 @% X3 M' }* t# WI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
0 ~" }: U# n2 H3 B: bthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".7 l% w1 C5 O0 ]& g" q
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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$ y- q6 |* e$ `. ~, p! e) Q"Dear Son.........
) \+ p, e8 F- g2 t7 YI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* k' x7 G; k& X6 w" k! i
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
4 P# l9 r/ A/ o2 Ythat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
$ o3 y t* A. J i! j3 Qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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