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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 I6 j3 \: p' `0 S/ p) ~! r
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ X5 s" b- D" p# L/ i& C
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
+ }5 a& G2 D, {+ n/ {7 LBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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6 S5 a. d# w3 _Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 T9 b+ Z" l# H% I0 V' e VStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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* A1 K, n- M" @! YOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.* u, u/ S4 Z: U0 r
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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6 W6 F2 A6 I3 C. M+ i. QReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. v: {, U9 r5 b5 D1 D, x1 h" j! Q
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."6 @/ I# Z8 Y8 O! L9 {/ z
$ [5 ~) b; I+ G0 u' X/ [" u- [+ ?About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
$ e6 O0 r; V$ d( A9 gyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver4 H9 } M. C ^' B0 c; X" F
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"; C( _, ]8 O4 p2 }0 I* S, {0 z+ T
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ {2 h3 Y" D g* F( Y
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* A/ M& X( q, R5 ?: |$ wHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# C- {/ Z; g- p( VI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and. n% O, L4 y9 `% J! D( B9 x
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains( r# E. | [& D
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 \9 \ M2 S. d/ [5 Z
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. o T, z0 x) F"Dear Son.........7 x `( X4 t! c
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not7 r) W% |$ v! ?6 d j
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ R6 W ?7 n2 h) E) Q
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
: `( l1 f H, Pgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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