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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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4 {; f7 f7 \0 E) X+ FBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! y4 M% C: F0 c( F. Y9 }
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
U& a" U3 A8 B3 }% k3 ~Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.! {: W9 w5 L9 X6 L7 R: R$ O
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met- I: `/ ~ I$ p ~
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* U3 t% ]( t) Z0 o7 z) ?3 v, i* lthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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( ^8 g |# l" S0 E; O$ DAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# N Y3 M2 f u5 G1 K
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 `) n n9 Z% a& D- t/ d
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' E6 \7 ?+ a0 N9 h9 n7 S3 I$ BI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
6 ~0 ]" X( M2 CI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains+ C9 m" w; H: F" |
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ K0 Q! s) A# L: y. C* q7 q8 w
3 d0 w" v& f% E7 v: x, s3 SSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 u- k3 f O. j4 P* J
read:
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5 V# k$ B' r! n"Dear Son.........) |& ?5 ~3 Y# f1 j
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
@. |* r$ O% ]) Asaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains/ j9 H* `0 q+ C* D* d
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
9 F n# x; v& B+ X% T* |gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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