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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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# d \; J, L' p7 p% I4 N# RBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the1 s1 j' l" a1 l7 C& x2 o8 u1 g1 ~
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
! _: v5 G0 E$ V* C! h" d1 Z& u' MBrians' roommate Stephanie was.3 M) @6 t% q7 P# @9 ?/ u; z8 ~5 U
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and# J7 @* d3 N% ~4 j
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.- C# S6 R& q! _; g/ }
`. r4 s% s* M! ?Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
5 r& d. H# e8 f& hHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& `9 S" s9 G7 D
the eye.5 h8 O3 n. Z6 f8 W1 h1 u6 h
0 {5 Q' b! Z/ `& O8 @' x4 M! kReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
$ q* ?, N! A/ {, N/ ]thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."* H8 o* e% {+ L7 P
7 O, J. G3 ~, }" G6 jAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) n/ X1 ]2 P& H. T5 P; O
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver6 n& Y) y3 B m* q9 g6 ]& a1 W, _9 ~
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ T, q& `2 V: O6 x$ ?& L* ~1 g
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: U. r& }0 |( U0 w. K" B
sure."
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* M: h8 r8 ?4 XHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
! ^ v: n* ]2 ?2 zI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
: I3 }% g& A) k( \' xI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- t1 d: k- x* z. x2 Z% S3 {that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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: I1 e# p( \8 t0 }# L& _2 ~9 KSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
* D1 g1 O, J" K5 kread:
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"Dear Son.........+ S) g. _" f9 F0 w- \
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
" ]0 _/ x* ]& B' [$ b" n- m! Asaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains; Z2 E8 K# a& H! W, K" [( R" X
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
8 D1 P' ]6 S0 G4 q) Dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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