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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!4 }; D& x0 F& E( n2 {5 B" U
! x: ]. I8 K- L: F% B* o: dBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the: ` l7 \0 f& y7 ?
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful1 R: a7 q; N0 e y2 C
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and8 D9 \: K* p. X& e; l
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 v+ I* K+ j; e9 M% n# zHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
. p8 N8 _. z9 R5 [, l, j- P1 Bthe eye.
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% ~- i* n/ W4 R! t# w4 {, gReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 M/ w K5 A* W+ _( ]4 ~( D2 ithinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."+ ?8 S, I% E1 C( M4 d% Q4 O
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& b# O; V$ B* l& X- ~- E4 }5 u: c
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and$ N( N% r8 G" ?
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains1 }9 k0 x: K' k I/ S/ t5 w6 s: g
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; b! h- W/ H. u
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........." o- r7 G; v# G u( j8 k
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
" ]9 `; r* m- `/ E ~* ?% K- ^saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
4 g' Y2 B T0 B; i/ S* qthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. ?' Z: D( D V* }6 b' p; ^# [gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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