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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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! b7 V5 L; Y, h! _6 T% k6 i0 `Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' x. [: ?# ?$ z% {8 d' W
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 k; a" \* C% H2 z
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- U" u+ L0 P) d6 Y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
4 p) N f! C9 V# S6 L0 EHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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3 c& c- A5 |7 u; c" wReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be: R. O* w& m1 w+ P
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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3 c/ p/ J T1 I& m4 v9 R2 T. v* FAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
7 E& Y6 x. N4 Eyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver8 L- o8 j* Z, t, j6 @2 O
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") H) a9 e# M' ^2 c% ]1 r0 W
% K0 B. H9 ~# {9 z" EBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ Q1 a/ [0 t) x) r/ u
sure."
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' @( \' V* v4 V3 aHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....* y; l3 }4 l- _7 ^3 i- {
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and" u- o# i$ f4 i/ d) f1 @' T
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ A1 |2 ?) ?4 Lthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 y. f, ^6 `% X
read:
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"Dear Son.........2 M: F- Y/ U7 h
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 a+ K( G/ U8 i- Y4 Z7 Y# psaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
) ?7 L7 Y- \$ A' b- V; jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver8 ]: ]* @8 e/ Z) {6 \" o
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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