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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the5 V- {9 h, K1 K' a- @' p: l
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* k& [9 ]2 x% }$ U" t P# a# I0 }
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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( _0 ?2 C% B {; ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ g- }6 y1 I, Y- X' ~( P. I
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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% b" J8 U! @) f' M0 ]Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
+ \* U: u6 Y! p- Z) R$ J# iHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met5 {: e3 c6 b! `/ H+ \0 t
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
1 H0 P! ?6 H: \& f! N3 f: i' p* Q/ Uthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# |8 `5 j# p8 I$ A, [
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
- O( T" f/ u6 rI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- Z- g+ I$ K! M, V II'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 X) W, C/ K6 }( c$ Xthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 b# s# L% U u3 O, K
% Z7 P' g7 K0 R9 M2 x! \4 TSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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9 H) I$ Y2 I$ o"Dear Son.........+ n% w4 I9 _9 \6 p: X7 ^( _
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
# _0 ^# y% o0 S) e' zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains N& M$ D5 Y* j( Z
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 i9 ?' l7 ~- S9 @/ l
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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