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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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/ U" z/ z$ h' ?# u4 fBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
2 P' n- c& C# T, ~course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful+ i m: u }2 }( Q' _# P
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ |2 A0 M( Z8 w* C& bStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.. I. J( M$ `! m0 K3 i7 V6 j
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( o, h: l+ `2 Q) ] a
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& X" E; Z& K" C; B2 \Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- J1 G; x2 U S8 \, l9 {8 n8 C4 J
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."4 ?9 \; s: ^5 Y- O. y+ t7 A
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
$ g% j+ |# S" H3 L$ Oyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver: D, T$ P" W% l' F2 [* ?6 {$ |( \
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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4 B8 F' S# ?9 I, `- dBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% y+ u( t; f8 P' D! Z2 R& I6 lI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' T$ N2 Y- m; w: e1 V" @; Z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
$ @8 G7 r. F) W8 \% W! ]: x$ H" C. hthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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% X, F9 _' ]) z5 u; z, r: B9 aSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 ]/ p/ \: R4 u+ P. U1 F) |
read:
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"Dear Son.........$ z, x5 W! b7 y4 C, a
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not g7 c* e1 b7 b' k$ B& t
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, P6 t3 E' y/ Y+ A0 ~& I
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. X$ s3 T0 Q% o6 J; Qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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