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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!1 _8 M: d* E' w/ B
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the5 [( d5 a! U/ |' W
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
, \' h" M; D1 R0 r& S) [Brians' roommate Stephanie was.8 F& C5 Y5 O) c. O
* s* K! ]$ W3 p1 z- M3 }Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
9 I+ |) K! r6 C) H$ uStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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- |0 `9 Y3 T6 f7 x$ @% U$ COver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( R7 y" d1 m' ]! ]2 I/ Q. ^Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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+ ?# T# x, x2 A( O n% D! d; hReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 ~9 z* L6 s L3 @! }thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 t* T. ?% \/ o% k4 v+ B# ]5 m
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since B+ I: Q9 E3 R3 ~0 g
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver. t, D! O) H( `7 [& l5 |
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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- N! B: P$ n6 ]# lBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be8 R! I/ p+ Q9 u
sure."
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4 {; e0 `4 f& f% Q1 \) N4 ^- kHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....) ~. ~0 J( j7 H0 z
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 N! [$ `, v) v6 z d2 K
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains" S j0 w$ G: x8 _' _
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". H; R' n9 A& K+ J' Z
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........* ~. K7 G2 {6 i- ?' [4 \
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 g: D5 w+ \: C
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains" M+ L+ n( S8 C0 l
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver- `, _2 N/ n7 S5 B. G) g
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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