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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and# d1 h& x/ x7 l; H; r% W
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ S+ X& h/ ?. Z, b  d/ |( ~# zOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.0 B+ D( ~7 `5 e2 e
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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: Q9 V- d% s! X, HReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be2 D0 Q+ B. m1 |  W: G; n% x( i+ h
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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9 M7 s: h+ M6 B9 l0 M9 r8 lAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since- H) @, [( H$ h- E' K3 x
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver- G/ C3 m$ A: F: e7 L
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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9 L4 x. L+ U& E) w; F- VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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- |- W6 B5 q0 \2 |1 s0 E2 k9 VHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; K! \/ \8 t6 k7 V$ A. `: J! W
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
  J" J# V7 f, ?* I& l& e8 FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
: a" }# D2 F9 W- I3 \that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. d' T+ v" B. }1 [0 d" h& ]( S) K
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........: C# P: w0 V9 K5 d2 ~* U
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver2 g. |1 w4 ?# X; ]; |$ Y3 [6 ^# @' B
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
8 t1 ^; p: P, A. f- [& d0 \# T3 I这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
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9 ?. k8 P9 o: }$ W0 L看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
6 @# S: g: ^4 V9 S- b. @这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:
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; Y! l5 e, r. R/ ^0 P  L8 a/ U聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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