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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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0 E- M$ s+ ]$ [9 f9 Y7 _; yBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
" c/ V3 G) S9 E! d; |3 Y0 J4 O, |course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 [: _% I0 ~4 [4 `Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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. T& B4 O4 K* E- \8 f. [/ sMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
! r1 q2 p7 W M! J$ `Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.; p& K4 N! V- I
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) `4 U0 U2 Z; |" G! p- c
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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; e0 d) O6 [- m6 d) RReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) o7 R) [- }1 n- d: }. T8 D0 X
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates." G6 H" r" o9 _6 N9 a
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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5 m) f+ v8 w/ j: [gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be" O5 l0 f m+ ^) A( E
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 o" \1 `' W4 K4 k$ B# ^
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ \1 A+ s; \2 Y- b
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
, H" g7 T4 H' u/ p0 |& ?that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( `- P8 o4 {+ P$ p7 b0 N$ U9 ?
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that$ o/ i- A5 G8 W1 } o9 p* |
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7 @- S( q% c+ T0 t8 ^"Dear Son.........
2 A! V. @5 C1 J& U! eI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( f* o2 l. q" }: v) W2 G9 z F
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains5 G$ f# ~ g7 \" J1 p
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
$ x9 m# c9 ?; \3 K0 l( cgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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