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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!0 `% |8 r6 X. p% g9 p' o
8 o% h0 @: k) C' ?5 bBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
1 y" f) |& ~0 S, C" G; e& L- p$ scourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
! x1 J, C! P+ r# e' {( A( sBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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. {0 L4 B4 D# ^! DMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
! i; M; F+ c4 I" a8 |Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.& m, d2 b+ X5 [# G: {4 h$ C
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met6 b7 A' O+ d6 B, {9 s; ~+ G$ z
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. y5 X) p# t0 H* d
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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# i: k7 Y I& a3 ?* m+ I; bAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
5 B7 f$ F; k' v: q8 | A- ?your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. p# n- o! Y( ~, Q' z bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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3 q$ P" C. L/ E$ tBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....& N7 D) x1 j5 o4 Z, e8 z
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; o+ H) n, r% k6 _! F3 K8 a* x- z8 |
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 l: b* D6 e) M7 ~! G- e; E( R
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
8 a1 {, Y0 C/ |, O! F( uI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
c2 A2 C) `$ E' c' E/ hsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
7 {( P6 v0 j3 K* B/ X- t& mthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
/ h7 @$ G9 e: Bgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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