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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!* p) _% a' F2 l3 d8 _6 d; {* A
' `$ i2 @8 }% A2 jBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 D# I4 V# Y1 Q/ o' s% H2 Q- H8 zcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 J2 n: c$ \! a9 f" h& g5 pBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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& ~# R7 L" k8 O# j; XMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and/ u( g' F( }% _# ?( y0 O
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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0 N8 n, t8 M7 v: g( v; [Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) _6 r" d2 Y1 A8 U
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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8 A# G5 R3 n6 }" h4 p( B7 ZReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
2 Y4 q/ b1 _* `8 M* N( Q3 Kthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."9 L- x% g* v: G2 |* f1 l
, F9 B$ m5 q" x' A1 V2 KAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
! O$ W& I& a. ^4 `! `4 Byour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
* p3 A2 T! F9 M$ L1 q7 xgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"5 w6 e6 x1 T% t J9 ?' Z
0 J$ y, _' y' v( x1 K EBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
) L3 E6 [7 I: W& f; O2 mI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and0 u K1 G1 b# H# X8 L
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains8 C) E& T( ^8 s' M3 |0 R2 K, ^
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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: _" T K0 \5 T( |Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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$ W$ E: s% V0 W6 J' K2 h"Dear Son.........
4 S5 r4 l# u( R: K5 VI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: p- H5 |4 E" _( u+ l; x. Zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains9 a! F: O0 X4 s; ^, Y; a ?$ m& Y7 J! t
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver: U" {& e) Z2 J. U
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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