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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!# @! g0 ?: B* h* \% g$ R( \
/ `5 Q4 h5 Z5 N2 ?/ o' kBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
) }# S; M8 V0 ncourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* ~, X {2 Y& R! {$ f
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and& C! Y2 U" \8 ^7 j; V/ b$ W
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.7 J' P' Q% d0 v0 s
( d1 s# a; H, n' o5 k4 _) Y1 I9 FOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
5 ~" b8 P5 n+ C7 P3 _2 l5 A a0 k4 CHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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. }* E, W0 M) D" ^ UReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) n" z8 w8 p7 T& z
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since& h9 U8 }+ T& X
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* B9 [4 y7 Y6 h/ y4 o
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( l, b. G4 k# j M
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be9 t/ V; ?6 z# S! g, _) g7 R" |
sure."/ e6 w! B! M1 r, p+ P3 V
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; Y; d! i+ n, V1 U+ @9 g. ~
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 ^0 I7 }* _, L( l, H2 f7 WI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains: ^- Q/ l! ~9 M8 t3 n- e
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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# b% |6 [3 v* N"Dear Son.........
& K, G" Q; I. H& ?; @6 L9 s8 TI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 A; O( o0 o% L# G; v! q4 T: @
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
( m4 P3 M' d. `' i8 X" Q" mthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
4 h, O- g, d+ p) }gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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