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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!$ T/ ^# b- ~/ h# g0 g
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.4 Q1 U2 t% E, F6 K8 ]& w
( P2 c/ O5 q! S) a5 d, z$ hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
# z- Y' I$ y' K! R" v% {5 uStephanie and this had only made her more curious. `% u7 w- y. J3 x
5 p& G- h" Q% @' [- a7 X9 ?8 xOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' ^3 S7 H7 I4 h& y7 |8 @4 \
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be$ V7 ?% { L" L) B }% ]4 S
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ {3 c4 J" r! E$ l5 c! `% [
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
. [8 a6 h6 M+ A6 |5 p8 w$ XI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, B* v; l( G% G# C* O/ W( Z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........6 K+ p2 B& f( ~$ d, B& n! \' E
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver; _8 G ^/ p; M, `& ] O
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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