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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!6 {/ c! ?* @7 h
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" C3 G5 X( f2 @% R; j; N3 m
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful! @# F( }' U& `3 P
Brians' roommate Stephanie was., D- C2 Z2 y& C) m0 T  I1 a7 u
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
/ M  |8 y( q3 M7 @" j  b7 uStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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' z# ?7 c) F( C" W( A# ]  Q. ]5 {- N  tOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; o7 |$ Z: ?$ q) w( J5 _6 nHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met0 h$ q, X1 r+ B! a( l  G% O
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since8 o! ]! d* d% ~+ E/ E! n* Z8 m& H
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver$ o- }3 j# z6 T. {' v' C
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"# Y- v$ R. `+ X8 j0 @- m0 R% g

8 }0 M0 D6 G, CBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....7 N1 c8 E" F' t3 j! I
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: O$ Y4 _; Y, ?
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
" L2 \9 y: h5 Q8 ithat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".5 @. Z, v- b; l: o8 R. B! ]

+ s3 d! z: ?0 X1 g! Q; jSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 v& B  H$ Y* c6 J0 [; e
read:
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"Dear Son.........% s' J5 I( M/ L9 T0 w2 _4 I' ]
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ I" ]) u6 F; W8 {; p1 {' E. M8 L1 c
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 ^. U( i' K+ [/ _& M0 b# L: f
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver5 y5 ~1 c# s4 ^$ @% l, l) z
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:: d6 V. ~1 L, s# `
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:' Q+ g& w$ k; p1 i& _* V
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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