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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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2 t0 X a4 v' d; X |Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the( `3 U! ]9 n+ b- O
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
7 V9 I8 w* v1 XBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and. u9 ?; R, Y T$ R
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.5 j& P: @! ?: ` y. \; C ?
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. Y+ S2 H3 I' z! p
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met p1 z& U% U: P: S) O+ r
the eye.2 h) o$ b" n: Y' m* C1 z3 l0 t
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
, t- {( e) A7 {. G( P6 P( _4 qthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."7 j7 [1 B- s( N1 Z c
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since& ], T& o4 l1 |9 F+ ~
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver$ A0 _% c; |; n+ x
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"2 [5 D, S3 ?$ e; C. t0 y& F$ x
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: W. ]5 M4 ~$ n6 x
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 k3 I4 `# m- [7 C. T4 y2 R
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: D) h1 F' X( ^( w+ H
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- V0 f: N& g/ Gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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1 L$ G9 u, j$ m+ d4 e' v. HSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: e& t0 s: u, |: T/ O
read:
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6 y. S3 B* @# u5 S"Dear Son.........9 M+ H r# Z- j+ h; ]
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not N1 W: r! B c" ~
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# Q2 H! B. j8 T$ Y% d. m
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( M0 }; s4 a/ j2 O
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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