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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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9 d" v i; ^! x4 i, \; yBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.8 Y" c* w: I( r6 R+ W4 h
% |' k5 c% ~' J+ f. @Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
% Y6 Q9 m+ S' P* y$ F7 S# @5 FStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' }; P* n4 }& ~ A4 ^( _
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( }. E) u' @4 V9 Z
the eye.0 j, h b- Z1 Y, I3 n
' ]/ C5 Z- R$ n4 y1 pReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 f( Q) n3 f- i: Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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- ~( O8 i$ k; M% ^3 nAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) R; @/ m: I3 J8 }$ Q' }
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver, j; p6 S6 a3 @2 H0 Y- A4 l8 R- @; @
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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4 v/ `/ G- p) D: E% yBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....6 L& O* `2 n9 Z' z+ I
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- C" L$ k- s! i# s6 E! i" ]I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
9 L2 g3 }7 }# h/ _4 l9 E# Xthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that* l1 |" n5 Q v4 I8 n \( m
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( y8 J) z' n4 Q# e' A"Dear Son.........! Y) i! T+ u$ z& }& V& W3 ^! b0 E- r( w
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not) c5 x# h0 k* f5 K+ ]7 x1 J
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains6 E( g" m4 v* H9 J6 x* _: [1 f
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver1 V/ t- o+ P+ h; G" C6 y c
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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