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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" G& q: }1 D+ ?" b" P" f. Q
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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4 a! T- n: q8 q& BBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 h: L2 J6 s6 Q; s8 Q- F
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
$ }6 L) \5 {0 D1 h- p: Q* ~0 |your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. c2 R; t' `, `7 m+ Z; Lgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"$ O( ^5 G7 s7 H7 x, d& V D5 j
* b4 x9 I4 \ B8 ^, z4 qBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....." Q u) p% ]9 ~2 T/ w
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! J* B' G: D+ t, r7 n! v( x
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that; w% u% H) D1 L* h
read:
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"Dear Son.........- I6 E$ q6 N, |! H: E) z3 U
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 S* R7 V7 \ v6 I1 {9 ?7 N( Asaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 g) j. D9 _% O6 Z ~
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver- c, e: W; v% m5 _! R( X: z L
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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