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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!7 P7 S9 X6 E3 }0 A5 u; ]4 G4 ~
; e! K6 h4 w5 KBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the2 f' u! ~' `9 V. {, w% A1 ?6 x6 Q
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful" J- S- r0 r! O; g" s* A6 M5 |( H
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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9 v L' K5 N3 X* W! r# L. xMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
! x i# d. K1 Z7 R) y1 y' [8 kStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.3 n2 r9 x3 d$ E0 n0 U5 _
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
- p0 L. o2 r9 s1 F# V; s7 X- jthe eye.
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& C7 J) Y9 P9 ?* J& }; {: yReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
" }# g8 A' ?6 v4 H3 jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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# E( j" p1 s9 U6 R# w7 PAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, V* I# r; O, a: V8 g9 h! q2 n. Vyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& X5 A7 r1 t. [
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; `7 B/ D* z1 m3 @: d- o% _
sure."
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6 k6 V+ g. V N) y& Y0 G0 RHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! S* s# I( t9 m
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and- E1 ]: |& y* G# R9 P8 F0 d
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 K: a( S% f9 n" [% D4 p
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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( g4 l6 w# j1 V( l; D& ?& MSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 a0 C+ x+ H! v4 {& H: Y# |
read:! y% K; R, \7 t( \% X3 R z
) g$ k. ^# O# r" K9 T, l/ B0 S"Dear Son.........
' u$ J$ V/ ]6 @5 VI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
+ _& x6 H! V' Ssaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
3 R) Q9 }/ b* x$ _that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( |4 D: m$ g( f6 w. r$ Z1 u% J5 L
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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