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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& ]& f q' q/ e2 a. l* E( y- H
: P! J7 N3 ]& s MBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the& K5 q" q; a+ X1 Y: F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful$ i# I% Y& m* Y# Z. Y% H: z
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.2 A& W5 }8 E: \' O7 U5 `! W+ |
$ e1 ]# f" d& \& B6 `7 eMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* U" w1 e+ M+ j+ g& j2 z+ ^( Y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.( K6 u6 h8 z+ }
% J( A+ N9 Z$ M; j$ `! vOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
/ c. k0 a: _7 G4 }( {Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met9 _" i- I' A. ]" R+ Y) l u
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
; g& K. _! K6 }6 `3 c9 t! kthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
$ M ?1 p& u% d; t8 k' fyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
; I+ g% K8 K7 t: \7 u+ Bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"8 v4 a4 [" I8 `8 M0 p: Q# {
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' ?4 F" k/ |9 c3 V
sure."
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6 d8 ~/ E1 F! H/ e: U* T RHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....2 j9 Y2 t. ~$ }
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and- s6 i5 K9 x- }! F3 [) {
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 C6 Z- E$ o# d0 q8 o' J1 _; ^+ Y1 Xthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' M% V+ R7 k( R, \, B) D
& ]! J" X8 s; X1 O* USeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 R9 p/ v$ {' w' i8 J! \
read:
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"Dear Son.........
; n- N( @6 V8 a- i* |/ L: f# i h& iI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: {% A0 S {7 ^3 I g" Gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
6 v+ h- ~4 ?2 k, [' C) n5 z4 kthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver$ ~; C6 L8 G0 z7 e$ O/ W
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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