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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!* M" s V0 @3 k, n8 P ?
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the a/ @* j* d) Y* O+ W' j0 [
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
6 x) o: {6 @ B* w' fBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and& ]' S1 E2 y# k) s0 q: d
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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( q1 J- n# A' N1 V FOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; Q" y( @0 L/ J% o2 z- w8 e6 F0 NHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met2 r9 u# [! `. p, n- E
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
$ H1 ?: H5 F3 ?% x; s: Tthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.") S: ?' r2 w4 Y3 x
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
- r" |% \. X2 U7 |% }; ayour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
2 b+ \0 l! M* \) k. f9 zgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be8 A: ^! Q: }8 @; h d
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6 m5 A$ X( o1 O' [9 H2 XHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....# A/ E; m, x' o
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; U' P3 Q, p% K0 G9 b# jI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
' g$ n. a7 _' O% {that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that% D$ I- P& Z9 l: E3 Y( b( j$ w& B7 _
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I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 f7 R, \, s+ rsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
$ `8 }- c7 D: U& Rthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. g) ^! u5 E% s xgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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