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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 u* s" s1 y: w" [: f) K" f" {
: w% ?( [* X! W* aBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the, Y! Z' l3 z$ D! _% r. e" W$ ]
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful) D4 ?/ x7 g! U5 R) T9 H
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 ^9 X2 {5 i$ \, U2 f, c7 g: N
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs." n, W2 z* j4 \! k
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; J0 w% I# u8 i" ~9 _# L3 _
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- O: s% t) F2 A- ^) m3 {* E
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."4 Y3 A) _6 w9 k$ j! T
+ ], [6 X* W/ M' c; v( R; o! I6 JAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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8 F. b) Y# a5 T6 L7 Lgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ {1 A8 p" _% z. u9 b
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be+ \+ g% ]4 w7 r, S2 Z$ g
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* e4 Y$ t; U8 s9 a( UI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
2 U% E$ g: b, n8 JI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
/ }9 V$ P# s! P* Mthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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5 n/ t* T" k+ S' ]Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 T& c6 M& N. s& o! U* j
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"Dear Son.........* h4 B; m4 f, n8 o/ q4 e3 ]7 n
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not6 q. P1 [: W6 _) \8 P2 x: e7 R
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
2 Q: X! _5 m) U. Gthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) p3 U+ Z5 t% u! X# l6 ^- qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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