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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& t8 x8 R, J% e* P1 E- p: `6 D# g
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
h; z" x; N/ b% o. v' Lcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
2 d0 Q/ C N g- nBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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, L2 b8 ~/ I7 _ ~- J, QMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' P9 P$ |2 p3 E5 H7 K
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.' x9 a2 T- u) q: L) D5 i
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) O# `! m" [ _$ N" [; |
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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/ ^! n- s( _( F8 `; a) q5 A' @/ YReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
. {) n. s2 q! }" K7 d! z+ ?/ gthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": z- i8 Z" N9 s- y6 f. U. j! l1 s) ~
# r5 a* v. u: Z4 r& l5 `. FAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
3 k- E- s' ]* d8 Oyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) X$ g- x* L; \0 o+ Qgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ i$ C+ P6 f I3 c6 {! N
2 F- V$ J' c1 s% V% U Y* y x+ PBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 k9 A4 R* H# m% R& n( y
sure."
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* H4 r! O1 ~! V$ m' |, d5 MHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( R; J! o: p5 V1 S1 c# g8 v
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and1 Y/ O6 `! f6 O1 P# F
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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f s( \1 u0 J1 y ~/ R1 p }# {% ISeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that6 k' V/ i2 j3 R6 r4 g* w
read:! n; P, ^: Y. J8 l! Z% W$ B
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"Dear Son........., b% j- I8 d5 v7 c8 {" x
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
' ]6 b2 R4 e1 Q+ A' W) lsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
8 S; K& V! d& `: w* G1 n6 Tthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver- }, U* M1 m. |; h- r- l0 z6 e
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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