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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!! ]& V- j1 A" X) [9 k7 a5 z
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
! w$ W% s. }' L, }. G; Ccourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
6 ~. k/ e$ C+ k6 q0 PBrians' roommate Stephanie was.3 ~ y/ t' Z( @: w
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.8 D+ h7 b, B+ z' \
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met8 m8 _& n2 U* ]; s- d% H, L9 G; x
the eye.
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6 |7 y9 ?' [5 y; v" F& S5 YReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' S! `, a# A' t4 }thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ I$ I: q7 O' ^# V: Q2 _
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 H, K$ C& y( A' {9 N3 P
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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% `' M+ ?0 b9 k; q7 G& ]- r, gHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
+ O2 E% v' K' ^2 O% Q; `I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' I! T' z q; m" N+ RI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains+ s5 [9 \0 `3 V3 ~: J: o* f
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" ]! i) B4 q8 n7 g
read:
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"Dear Son.........3 O8 i" K/ f7 ~+ H
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
( H% b8 S' O4 A# Psaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. M: D1 E, ]: ?! `' Z
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
: C6 s; S3 p+ W% k' Q$ D, D8 tgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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