给孩子们上一课

三思

"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

* h: w$ [3 N% L9 Q; l  zBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
1 F$ _+ W5 n/ D* K- _) M. _course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.

: ]6 ~2 H$ r: D0 t1 p. u* Y, jMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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6 i4 U' Z! {8 {  TOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
5 ]! b( J8 A! u2 Sthe eye.

Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 b4 U/ K( P$ }  Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."

2 ?7 f' @9 S, u! N# Y6 sAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
* Q. r% n- _6 @" Ayour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
: U/ K/ V6 U) }0 Vgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
/ k  F- I9 w( N$ t# D, C* I# JI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".

Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
9 \" O1 V- f+ p) M" Zread:
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+ l. V- v2 X) J/ S3 ^* T3 g: S. v"Dear Son.........
" r2 H. ], y6 y4 ^) r$ bI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& {) C. T7 G0 g! s0 b5 Isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
5 S$ [  S; m5 ]: \/ t' V# Dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum

别申请了

I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.

轩辕无天

这么一大堆英语，看了就头大，晕呀！！！！！！！

黑弟

Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
% ~  Q! E6 u0 s. V1 n这么一大堆英语，看了就头大，晕呀！！！！！！！

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看人家别申请了同学多牛，还用英文回答呢，你得好好向人家学习了，不过别申请了同学干的事情，你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:

悟空

好文好文有意思.

三思

Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
. }6 w2 @8 O. y! b2 u- G这么一大堆英语，看了就头大，晕呀！！！！！！！

当作业读！不读完了不许睡觉！

老杨

今天闲着

生姜还是老的辣啊！:lol::lol:
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏，小菜啊！:lol::lol: