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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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0 [! R! x0 f2 @; P0 z EBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the) @1 s. _( s- }, ~
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 W- q4 Q" p9 f% NBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 l3 q0 }+ w! w3 ?1 l: `Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.0 b' w7 Y5 v8 R' @7 P
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
0 j5 t' n# S w- S1 ? fHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
0 S) L: c' q- X; q. Z2 j0 @! r* Xthe eye.
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7 Q) ]& [# g' N9 fReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 h0 K$ r- d* y5 Y7 G6 R2 V+ Ethinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% @7 w% G. A9 l3 K5 o j" P8 w1 R
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
* e# ]$ d+ ?& hgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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6 g6 K/ F1 Z8 u- E# v/ \& dBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
/ u; o$ |; T# O& n1 iI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' d' V& r% x3 u; M' ZI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# F9 M1 j1 }9 d& X
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" o7 o% W& X* {: M+ e
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) b4 N3 g+ U1 X/ c3 g3 o% R"Dear Son.........
# s# `! e; K- `5 l) Y2 nI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not# h' R: ]( ?, l. h
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
1 @9 X+ r# e2 I5 ethat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
7 K' ] b$ W) V" C+ ]+ Jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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