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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
( P* [2 d8 A) f4 }course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful- }* A! b, |: p: G' O( t: `2 M
Brians' roommate Stephanie was." h! F" p' c$ g5 F
5 y+ c/ A5 [7 Y. s( RMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and }- q1 Y7 L v6 ]; Q
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.3 U4 Z/ t4 `# a/ i J# s" s
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; ]8 m C- [6 d
the eye.# g% {1 s' t5 `2 ]/ X6 v
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
5 X2 X1 d9 ?% T( l* pthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since8 z0 w+ k& _. t: `+ S
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 H( E. _; |+ \% A/ z# f" g
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# ~4 q6 r. w8 G- `0 [$ R' B/ r$ J
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' ]) E3 X# t" x A5 f) hI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and. C l- D6 Q7 d3 b+ t! y
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains8 w- z1 l+ s: q3 B0 r% ]
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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, W0 v/ \0 w+ c9 C5 N0 f& iSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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' ~+ q9 Z5 ?9 f, ?6 g" R"Dear Son.........5 Y0 A- a7 c( P$ |" f
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 K, B4 X- h- {4 Qsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
/ m$ h; e$ K0 ^5 L( _7 Kthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( j, @. I) t4 u% ^
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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