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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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t8 f1 c8 ^3 E/ z& S. UBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# x, l: q& u3 S+ _7 F) E
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 B9 S* W" Y4 }
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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9 P, d# f7 m% v$ v' I5 UMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 i* c1 [# U0 B3 d0 h' QStephanie and this had only made her more curious.; O9 [( Q; T! R5 S9 G, `( i
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
/ B9 S$ w) T. pHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ F8 d ^7 r5 d- L" Y, Q6 |
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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0 M0 p4 N6 d/ o: {* DAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since9 A2 M+ c/ A3 `7 Z
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. v, d# y8 u s/ W; b T# Z3 Wgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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# P5 Y8 [& R* ?" @% j, A( zBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be7 M7 D+ d6 h" J1 y& _2 A- v
sure."
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6 i$ }8 s$ o, J3 vHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....4 r4 u; j# W6 N$ N: F9 ~- @1 j
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and1 O+ t" D) h* e% s7 M
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. X, k4 G9 m) L0 m, [) N. I
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 I& o H. D) i! C& Q Z" d7 g' {
2 \" K& h* I# W9 v( sSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that q! K6 y$ ~* v* b# p2 m( r
read:$ `& a' P* [4 s% T3 |, i# N
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"Dear Son.........
8 U4 ~" e# d& S+ ~* ?0 \. WI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
- F) L! B8 t' `+ C. H* `saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains' g, a" _: }3 G
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver" p, u6 H0 F6 R; P2 k/ H; S" [
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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