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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: m/ y6 J1 }% f$ }0 ]
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
; [) f+ l5 G: f- \! O# x L! gcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
$ { e( i" g. n7 R( r" o. OBrians' roommate Stephanie was.- e8 I, D$ ?3 r9 b
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 f7 Y9 U5 ]' r5 tStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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, {: N Y3 d, ^* R9 T% {9 u, NOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.- }9 q2 H* b9 m% J' O& ^
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
: w2 ^. j, j9 b& }7 x( i. xthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.". W# ~% r! F D6 \, o' b* @
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since! g* |! C/ a& R
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver% E/ v9 M1 M& r/ l. L# @5 @$ E0 X9 V
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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$ M1 H- Z' ^% K6 J8 ?& j2 RBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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; T" c: s+ n8 q6 \# Q/ f( VHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' Z/ A9 m& W' ?9 Z$ {7 }! N/ FI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and8 _$ v2 a9 | z/ U' L: o& L* B
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. u* r4 ~# ` ?8 h
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that. h3 ^/ a+ K/ P" i
read:
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2 G o& b0 {4 f# G6 `9 f3 j/ T"Dear Son.........3 r/ M% o W; W* S( l7 i. t1 Z2 X/ d
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 H5 ?$ |! f, e( I3 isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains! g0 @+ V- o3 H- f) O. I K* I
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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