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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the9 Z) ]' E, _+ _% E+ l
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
1 M/ k5 z; y2 U; Q$ n NBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
/ q, }( N3 h# y: VStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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3 g- k3 X' R+ rOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.7 }4 \" I/ V% b, N0 B, l$ ?( O
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be$ s" K( X: x3 u8 |* C
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. k$ n- g l* L: X' H
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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$ w) c0 w B8 u: }He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
) V% ?) ^- [; y8 p$ ?7 K4 z9 bI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* h- E" P3 W w
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains( p3 D" G* ~( W) K
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 u1 ]# K# w: p
% c: q( i8 f7 qSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that' f) ^: G1 W# q1 f
read:
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"Dear Son.........$ E- _. `- N1 S& T$ x
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not1 }# ]& ]& `$ g5 ?4 H& w$ @
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
- @$ D% J0 e# R0 _$ h' jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
8 e6 s) p! Q: A+ n5 y; ~gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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