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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the( [/ R- q/ v) G2 Z# b
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* H9 c# e2 ~: u8 w8 r7 }5 e; B
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.$ G! x2 I- E7 C" [
! d% R( t8 k0 y* I, @2 RMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.2 z# U9 G V$ D3 X9 R/ [+ l' Q
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be1 P6 p6 f, l' p/ z9 V' J
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ P* ^4 A5 Y5 F [+ q# `. @5 c. ?: y
sure."
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' [5 I' m) L& j& IHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....6 b; C2 c4 n* `
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' o) C0 ^: q9 M: j- s2 q* g
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' [9 r1 o% x# _5 Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".7 q' x& ]* g; O! T2 [# k: w) S' f
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
$ ?1 J, `) \- I: lI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 G0 b/ S- d5 G/ h. ysaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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