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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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9 m+ [1 @. G+ B5 a' {Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the: q& h) ?$ x% z" L0 B2 [" n
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful1 x3 R* I; |3 d/ N( l( R1 _
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.8 Q& M9 |2 [2 e" T. Z
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
% _5 c3 V) Q: z9 xStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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; Z6 _& W4 z0 v0 ]6 m- U6 iOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* A9 V+ T5 }8 U* L. U' kHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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5 M6 Q* {0 \- O1 Y; d) x; bReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
2 F! l( r2 Z# J) T- |thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", `1 E5 y2 I; R5 s% J" d [, T
1 U" t- c; I/ h' p3 w: T: bAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
' t' ~! J) n+ S" Y2 `) xyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver. [) B, |2 i, O, |1 h/ @5 U7 v/ t
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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* h( H7 `1 x3 r6 Z; d( j% B" qBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be+ I. Z6 p( o: P7 p/ o) U- \. e
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( d8 [# U6 E& o5 |
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' C' l0 X' O9 F/ F
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains& b1 P4 C3 j' @9 {/ X- d5 ]
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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) @$ Z7 o7 E9 q4 l! ASeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 e, N0 J& `3 C! p! _8 u
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"Dear Son.........
$ o9 V- B7 Z; X9 F6 ], w9 vI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
8 o: @) t' b% w! ^. y6 V- Csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains0 o$ r9 H; k+ a5 H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver7 ~3 Q' M( O/ `( w* ?
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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