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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 p8 `- m6 p8 i7 U
% y& l8 X$ d4 {Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ m- o+ L! K/ y1 a
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful" Z. P1 g0 z/ s! k$ x6 \
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.% l/ n5 C ?2 q# H% | ?* M
2 |; }/ |# y# I0 D. |" |Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
5 q7 l |+ H0 `5 oStephanie and this had only made her more curious.5 C; F: o4 c: `# v: j8 K6 z
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 r1 Y2 O: v l; v' N
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met8 O! @; J7 F2 p# l+ E
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be: g: [+ M7 v. Q3 x
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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6 U' r2 A% k* J) _) SAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
+ ?- v9 v4 K) I. @" K7 _+ qyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver; s U1 A! Z4 q. |1 Y0 Z6 b
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! {7 ^/ g$ H' i& I( j/ j$ ~) Y
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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5 w6 o f) `. a, r, ]" IHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....% P7 H' |& k& I" h: u, L& L
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; m5 `, l$ v- w- j6 T! X6 FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains$ i4 s) O. Q, d& t: F
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.......... C Q5 q" o8 \. l; s
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 U1 q4 n: ?! Gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
( }+ r, G. P- nthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; `7 W+ m/ u% U. N# R8 Tgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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