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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the+ ]. k! [$ _( I# i- E
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
! s8 ]7 E6 ?2 d, W9 V% c+ QBrians' roommate Stephanie was.$ l2 b; t6 e7 ^2 ]: I1 ]0 Q% c: ]
% ]& I% j, z, i( H2 OMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
* K' C) }, o0 c7 r( e3 AStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 h% |7 j/ }! i% k ?# A. ?8 a
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met4 k4 Q" {3 M1 l, k7 b* b
the eye.8 K! w6 a x9 X: d2 X% f) Z
/ D8 c# c/ D2 y" gReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
. ]1 E, B/ h1 d: ~; ^! y" Bthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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9 i! X" C. c7 k! Y2 a, TAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
5 o; S, a6 ~9 ^/ |8 M* }2 w+ Uyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
# z% s& h+ H8 A1 t1 o& @; i9 Y" Rgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"9 ^' g& X5 v/ N3 ^
! J$ z3 d a8 `4 s* R, j' o/ B: FBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
4 {" b- X* X4 B2 W" psure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
8 H. U4 @* x3 n: s6 VI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and$ g0 Y4 P* G4 }, c- `: }7 n {, K5 v
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 _& U O! X+ z% M# bthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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7 z4 n" u* C0 K5 ^; tSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that$ [3 e/ H6 b- e, z+ [* g) T. p
read:
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"Dear Son.........- C7 \8 \9 q' R, q
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: v/ C9 v1 l: D. Q7 t
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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