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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the5 K& C1 C; d; A& F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful/ o' v" s3 m7 m8 \& m) }
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* M) h2 x7 Z$ n9 z6 V& e# N
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.2 H; [- |1 }. [
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs." v* _6 i: k. O: K# M, N/ }! |
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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1 }9 F, I1 I0 G2 dReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
# T( x& [- W* v6 cthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."# P( x! Z) N0 |
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
# D5 I6 Z$ [% o/ G, d- q# A% ayour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
" z, E0 L o# ^- j4 zgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"9 a+ s% b. S6 \, `
) }, C& x* }" u5 y* S1 OBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, @0 {; @7 O. R% d! C( I( H9 d9 P
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
) l, t! k; u8 L" w! a- C |I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and$ D! V0 z( o: y) i4 d, e- C
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 Y1 l5 g$ c$ r7 y: S6 `/ k
read:
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"Dear Son.........
( @2 j Y: d" C8 CI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not1 S6 V! ~8 y) W4 P
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains0 S. H- r) E( _+ G
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver' F$ y, ~* X' y0 v
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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