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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was., h' t# \: X2 M/ g* U" r
+ e0 l# R4 j/ d* s' jMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- x! S4 {5 g' M- D# J- qStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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$ W, T1 k$ h7 H1 {% AOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
4 a8 G8 G3 O+ k" G. hHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' |: c# G2 V: _0 E4 t. jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."4 ?8 K' c# O8 }2 f* c2 `
, ~* _# g6 h# t' `. w) U. K1 TAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, D6 t2 h e0 H7 j4 t+ _+ j$ v" t
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver. B2 Y7 ?' r3 f1 H
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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+ _! _/ u& g9 O* x3 w; n. X4 iHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....' k* s1 n/ @$ U1 w/ \1 z
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: S1 O. C9 t% I5 _
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains8 A$ }. G4 I9 a
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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9 B, X* ?# c" V9 z4 R2 {$ |Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that, P2 }' h; M. Z2 N: H
read:# E6 Q0 \* N8 ^7 |& [# l
' o7 C5 |" m0 _8 D, E"Dear Son.........
* u$ h2 p' {) W8 F9 I2 N* D$ gI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 q+ G5 e5 @2 q1 i Q' Z0 @saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 E/ n* b, m+ s4 r: E7 C
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver& \& Z7 ?8 X' e
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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