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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!0 {8 g8 C% n8 j4 }" I/ H, @
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 V" f. i7 h. C- b+ G" Qcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
$ K7 C! [" W( N3 Q) P% j: V/ ?( J9 K fBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and0 u2 S1 u) C7 ^4 v
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.$ V/ H! i% c; L& k
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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2 Y9 F2 f6 r$ h" {! A, t% YReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
6 P+ f6 }+ z9 v3 R3 qthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 ^# J3 h9 Y. j! R$ ^( v" v8 D
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
. i$ ~& X" }- M4 Gyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) v: F: Z. ]& ^6 |( Fgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"5 Z! L0 \1 h" t3 M$ p/ D
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be! F1 L/ j& W7 V3 g; e
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" W) g" W" }( ]' v% u3 H1 C$ v5 WHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! V" [; V. U7 v2 p! O
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
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that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., y% m4 e$ V5 C) P
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that& W+ }$ X0 p K9 }) B7 b2 m6 _/ {9 t5 v
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+ y- b- |: q8 @9 j) S"Dear Son.........
5 K' {- c0 x2 e) T; n, T5 \I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
$ C* } b, h2 gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 E+ @, S3 Z3 Q% ~
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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