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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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3 j& d7 h2 W5 y0 i( c' [8 \& NBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
& O5 {) X3 I9 O pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' }( d, n5 h# B2 S9 G5 R& x- D# Y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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9 m3 J2 e& [5 f8 _. z2 o/ @Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; z% x" c( x. A1 L4 |. I K) }* F$ sHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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9 h/ y# p/ g8 d/ `Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
, h V' R& q' K* I& r7 {0 X; s# |thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since/ O7 {9 d) A4 t4 ?" K |* \
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver9 B: z+ [2 Y8 a6 V7 Y1 Z
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- ~6 S% Q; V! l
9 G) L' ]% P5 H o) [ j" s- \Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# n+ y2 C" B* B% B8 @) Y
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 C( u+ m9 K' h" r1 g8 sI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and- g k2 G' D) p: C
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
" P. b8 V6 H5 G$ ]that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".3 C' K% x2 r1 Q% \' p; C
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........( V- M: R* ?" i
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
2 f1 O# ~/ U# V& \saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
3 f1 B( d6 [' N2 n6 R0 j' \! ethat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver+ z% B! k% M. C1 q& g
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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