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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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) v8 n; q' g( r' g2 G1 ^Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
5 B* J2 X6 b$ _course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful8 n& F( u9 n' @$ ~' V' t
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.5 E2 U# y* U9 x% j0 a, v
: N: W: `/ m& J% I1 PMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) O: g, I: \9 n I0 F0 n
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.4 ^6 L# X! i- m7 M$ a% G; d
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ W) ^) k" f& k! vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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6 U0 {; O- o9 f4 C& y8 CAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ o" S0 f* o$ ^, j" G
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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) h% c2 d t1 @& l# G' W: `& bHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 J# C) K1 W7 p% I( mI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- z/ i" r9 S; {( o; c: H4 ?I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
) l) e e5 }' j: S* U7 \that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( c) Y" Q- k; a" f7 Y4 n
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that/ N6 Q. B N* \- p9 C5 ^
read:
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( S& [, m. x# |4 M"Dear Son........./ H8 d) I$ E5 {4 J) f8 @, b
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 Z+ L! X4 S& Q; g9 O
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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