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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!, [5 A* `: R3 t. d5 A+ t9 k9 _% b
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
# J' Z' z; I9 n) s' ~$ vcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
2 _( f/ b% F$ z. U) S0 k: t' S3 Q% nBrians' roommate Stephanie was.! J9 `0 V& S0 I5 v# V: a# c
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* V; g- c U5 x4 ]4 @# P' D# b
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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p: N; K- i! { ^Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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the eye.3 \) G6 A6 V3 d3 y
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 i% Q" `2 o. M& _) ]! |, z% sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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4 I8 j3 j3 F; y# y9 X' XAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
6 g+ J9 Y3 g# Kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 A6 F2 J8 O* S: j/ _, B
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?". T) d! I4 j( d- ]4 D+ S, d
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be6 P* M, \9 G9 h9 H6 b( M7 y' u
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% U* r# b2 @4 W( c2 W+ H' y5 t5 zHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& A7 C9 i2 E7 ]% m! F" H8 rI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
% A* u I6 D2 @: aI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 Q3 i' u% i4 Y3 H, y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# E, L+ V: n. ]; @5 C
; {. F* t: e$ w4 l2 L% CSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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/ I( E- B# f( r1 g"Dear Son......... @0 @7 i$ w, w; d
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not3 w' U6 T3 {6 g
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ t! I- a5 n5 y+ X5 P1 A+ C: X! w
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver9 q3 j; \! t9 W2 G5 a
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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