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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: c. P+ w# o9 A' M' a
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! `8 u3 Q/ @) K' P! o
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
/ {' ?. i7 `! ?: b! TBrians' roommate Stephanie was.1 g1 D F% V8 K3 t) P9 _( D
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and v! T4 p0 l% F& g
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.: w, z2 K0 U5 w# r& i
* [1 e3 a1 ~7 J" x- y4 m! V! {Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs." k6 s, x j9 {& j% X
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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" j- @: l3 z: l! }" d, G. QReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
" X7 l( ?: y a( v5 [thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since( c6 P+ J3 b# M# c( l; P Y
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
" C% z% @5 R$ }5 J+ F& Agravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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( p9 J4 p( j2 aBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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+ S/ y8 B8 y. GHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
$ c# J: {: ]) |( H o. c, y5 e& WI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. a# g/ ~' e' \( }3 gI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
2 j: c! E# N% @) D1 }that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' b! R6 W7 I7 N' B
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
* Z$ L, I' R/ Y5 vI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, k7 ] f; q F* T0 I Asaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 R$ U6 j8 v, @6 M$ W/ l! L
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
% j E3 }7 p `, e( N; Igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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