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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" c& s1 ?3 A: e6 @! R. t; l' Y/ \/ y
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 s2 I) `' ^% G2 T, K; lcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 R! h: I' T0 d$ M7 S
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
9 ]% g/ e" t% nStephanie and this had only made her more curious.1 |5 L3 u. Y6 ^3 x8 v
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' ~; ?$ z2 p0 k
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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* ~! ?% b" X1 o7 t2 HReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% n* G/ t3 S1 B. ]thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": J/ r* ]( a. U/ i" O
& s; \8 z7 e8 c, y$ p+ RAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
6 P" v2 D9 w7 f5 R' o. k+ ^( Dyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver$ i0 C% z7 \: E" h4 E
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"8 a A2 n4 v6 y3 \& X0 g% p
" n5 P, ^1 }: g, @$ Z5 VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be9 k( m/ S1 k0 V/ ^
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 H( `, n+ K8 I" C8 _% N3 r4 eI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
2 \4 c- C8 e" z! x+ }& KI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! `" N3 l4 E/ Z0 Tthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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y& W- f, F- N# L0 b& X+ u; zSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
: \/ J6 W+ Z, v4 M* _3 ?read:
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"Dear Son.........
& @, _; W/ e- O C$ G$ n. RI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not' J9 u" A& `! X1 X9 ]+ z
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ t3 j q8 a M' u7 y9 {
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver y& z" y' e( b% s
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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