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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& r8 M `7 Z5 O( @ Q3 C3 Z
; c+ W, y9 ~# ?8 `0 q7 n- cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the- x; C( h6 _4 v( W( x, F( C
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
7 z- s0 o7 y: L* } I7 ^; }Brians' roommate Stephanie was.: Y( M: t% R0 W" e2 N, x5 ]
% L; {) p- g0 {0 ]5 qMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 {; l2 ]6 |5 }- k5 J6 M( _9 R; m
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.% P8 a8 D/ |! u% e" |
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 K9 U; H P) I. Y3 R8 [Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met9 [( @3 F+ \, d2 Y$ ^. _/ V h# d6 \% e. o
the eye.1 G9 o6 F* G- Z1 \2 d
$ K2 _! E, e9 L' qReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' P3 L2 I0 Y) E" [' f) Xthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since! `8 |( \: ^8 s
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver' Q' a% }0 Y& l) _8 X! ^* \: c6 w
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") k' b! c: c7 [& k. X% v
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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F# n' q3 ^" \7 r, iHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 z$ ]3 m2 f% j3 v4 j2 [1 iI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
" t& O4 |5 n* L% Q+ M2 EI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
4 W0 h3 a- O# g# H! J2 s! Bthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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1 L0 T4 C! u+ }4 ]# ?/ ESeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that! g0 [" q6 W6 ^+ t
read:
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( f; q4 C6 T! ]& A5 l"Dear Son.........' K# o5 p3 S' P
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 e0 C$ ^* d# R. R( Isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
& Z0 O* j( X: P' ]$ Sthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. a8 r9 X, W) A9 Jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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