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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: b% E: s; O0 {- k# j9 s
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* V/ F% L4 u2 e$ p
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful& v0 F0 @7 e( }7 s( d' T" s- u
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.$ I2 W# \: n& [' L
' a( s. g4 ]* hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
9 x, F" F# k! Y, m# `( g' oStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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0 q/ s0 z+ k/ o/ p3 _& h fOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
- u/ K, C/ w4 {5 aHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
! \7 C4 s- G9 C" Dthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
: K9 T9 e5 T# p/ b9 w/ w6 Tyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
% d( D x3 m; \1 ^, A+ sgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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6 N% |( c' }3 A; {$ RBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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" R5 n: i& g( J# i2 w0 T4 bHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 {5 d3 U( |1 E! l
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
& X& L c7 b5 B( g4 nI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ c* S- r: W, R( l0 P1 G+ }that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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/ |% n, N* n$ L1 L" Y% n$ W"Dear Son.........
: F) \( w/ _; C2 \! P, SI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not5 @* e: { z$ V$ L0 _4 G
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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