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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!1 f% r0 X( n/ c, D
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the; [: ?& u& |3 d2 e) W0 y
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful; X) \6 i+ ]6 g# d, h1 f) z
Brians' roommate Stephanie was." P- V) J( j7 L' y" E
f1 m+ q; A0 C' pMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
8 X m2 H7 ^2 b) N! k0 lStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.( m0 P% u& z8 x* w: Q7 n
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met# ]( _" Q- c- d: } u
the eye.
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" O9 D* n- c. {! N) Z: eReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be$ u. K" ]4 j! Q
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", N' q, z5 U8 S8 L @
8 Q, |" H- }% o @9 v+ dAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
8 [/ i+ ~* @4 C: Kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver+ J3 P- B" H- h
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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: p9 I$ l! d& t5 gBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- o& r0 p% t/ s! z# R, Z5 g
sure."
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5 G' }: H0 s% Y/ {) J0 i' wHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# H9 q) u8 C" u% Q* b7 rI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* Z/ h( X m6 h U' I9 u- yI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
; P$ _, t- a3 G u! a4 othat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".1 _: W( O7 b# |% m! t0 l1 ~9 l4 O5 K
- g8 b* G E2 }% f1 d9 l8 USeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........." L. D# B' d5 h' E9 F' f7 U
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( d2 A( P. |- n
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains/ j+ L* x1 Z. C3 J* H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. p: m+ N$ Q2 }: Qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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