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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the9 X3 ]# I7 v1 ]2 x. P+ n
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful; @# ^ o7 F8 u$ N
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.5 b" ]' V: E' G1 t0 c" k' B7 T
8 e4 ?; _! `/ ^0 d: M! DMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 |0 g+ c: {* YStephanie and this had only made her more curious.# @- M9 a7 m1 v n% N C- p
3 _8 P+ z. @" v/ oOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.5 X/ G) R2 `. O
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met/ x' A5 M" B6 r9 }
the eye.6 a5 y9 N, ?# }
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( v! B* e7 D7 {# Z3 h' e% k) k) w& e
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."2 t: j" z E& f U
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 T R, a2 W7 o) T: _) ?) H
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* ]* |# P$ Z+ T1 D2 c5 ]
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! y t- m/ N# }* N
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# X6 n6 q+ E0 P8 m2 {7 L
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....+ o0 R3 `1 p! V0 W" }
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' ?8 O! p" b2 D- x
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains8 Y" r7 L6 M: ]
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".5 _% J. n0 z/ u* k- s5 Q1 x
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 d4 _: u/ l; V+ E5 p5 }, e9 }
read:
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"Dear Son.........
& D# E( g6 X" q5 `7 w0 p/ d- j& NI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( I+ {9 z& w; L: C/ b
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
5 |* R0 j' ~9 p, T0 C; b/ a8 Wthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver/ i3 F W2 n% v& g7 b
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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