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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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0 @- W0 [' Y* ^5 }) r2 d& L) ]$ zBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
* O9 I1 g) w' x j' j9 P! ]course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* |. T3 j/ f. H8 I1 B
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.2 `) o* J( D0 r% }$ m
# J) H2 r# f3 W6 ?9 {! r8 S( |Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and. t7 y/ x# j. u2 ?" I) h
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious." w9 R- J+ j9 f1 I8 |* z1 n, k
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
! @4 r: H3 Q1 `3 bHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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) ]3 f6 T0 v' y8 S1 S/ kReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 h, A# ?8 M/ y: e' O8 Q8 M
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."" o8 C/ K( R7 V0 }: H5 u% E/ E
1 I7 R" @- s( `" Y+ r' O! M! u3 I' cAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since+ A% O! @9 \+ d+ M1 ] ]0 q
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 I' w* m: t, n: Q! i2 I
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"" `" v/ p6 I3 T( a: H
R p; h+ j1 i$ X0 oBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....- T' f4 }4 Z' z& _4 t- N( }; j
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' X: Y. ~3 |6 \5 [9 }0 g& g
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains- n& Q0 {) s! W G/ ]/ n! F1 O8 R
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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% i! o& g8 |: K! \. C8 E"Dear Son.........$ G; p+ A2 x \* Q9 C* K
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* P- }7 D5 \9 M# m. B1 e9 A* Z' K
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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4 ?# e5 i+ q3 i; _( J, D% ]: Zgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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