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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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( S# a. A$ p$ V0 XBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.: }% j; }; t t7 i- t
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and. n8 R a" P2 j2 t. G
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.6 b; l* o$ s3 n: Y/ R
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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" M: ^$ q3 ?* wReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be2 I7 B( M% z$ A3 j, A) n" Q
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates." A" @6 G+ p4 i/ `4 _. L
2 m- }9 u5 x$ Z# }5 U/ B7 P# ~' {About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
& U4 F, Q5 }( q3 ?* Fyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
8 y3 ?* ]: L. ?( D8 a% q2 lgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?". N& v) K$ F; u7 v4 C j
8 j" h- Z* ^( G7 e' G# IBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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8 a$ Z4 h0 v8 A8 i" G. tHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! \! o8 ~ e1 b
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
0 I' |) u' v* S: A+ y, |I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 x3 h% ? @" q9 n) P
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' a1 k9 f: k$ Y: Q% P- _& P
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........./ m2 I7 l$ L" N$ ]
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ R: e9 q% v1 ]9 n
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 t5 O+ u N, J" r
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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