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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" c& s1 ?3 A: e6 @! R. t; l' Y/ \/ y
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 s2 I) `' ^% G2 T, K; lcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 R! h: I' T0 d$ M7 S
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
9 ]% g/ e" t% nStephanie and this had only made her more curious.1 |5 L3 u. Y6 ^3 x8 v
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' ~; ?$ z2 p0 k
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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* ~! ?% b" X1 o7 t2 HReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% n* G/ t3 S1 B. ]thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": J/ r* ]( a. U/ i" O

& s; \8 z7 e8 c, y$ p+ RAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
6 P" v2 D9 w7 f5 R' o. k+ ^( Dyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver$ i0 C% z7 \: E" h4 E
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"8 a  A2 n4 v6 y3 \& X0 g% p

" n5 P, ^1 }: g, @$ Z5 VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be9 k( m/ S1 k0 V/ ^
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 H( `, n+ K8 I" C8 _% N3 r4 eI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
2 \4 c- C8 e" z! x+ }& KI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! `" N3 l4 E/ Z0 Tthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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  y& W- f, F- N# L0 b& X+ u; zSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
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saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ t3 j  q8 a  M' u7 y9 {
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver  y& z" y' e( b% s
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:  c- ?, }: _0 L7 o0 r( r
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
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1 p8 Z: ]5 h* ^9 d* W/ A( k看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:5 v  ?* ^0 u& V
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:& a  J/ y& @9 [8 j6 ?$ i9 }  l
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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