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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" G+ z* L( D, d d$ x2 i
3 D+ b1 _9 x3 M2 lBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the1 i4 j4 }; v% I# ]6 S
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) X* H8 p6 P2 H% V& {
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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8 _9 Z" z4 f" Y" A0 UOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 G5 f: q+ \% iHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
: I0 [: f3 a j7 [: d% lthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) }( [; @: `/ I3 D3 q9 W
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver/ h) @9 Q" J: K% f
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": a5 b M5 e6 V+ y# V# A- }
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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6 e# Q6 H- U8 W3 e7 `! MHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
8 I9 ]" V6 t4 f; KI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! r. ~4 }( a, ]) U% A! Q9 F
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that' p- ~$ V- t* b$ Q% {2 K
read:
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/ e* ~" a# u3 {. c. s"Dear Son.........! E( V5 _9 t) i+ w6 O
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: ^5 u# c, [) S$ O* W5 y' e7 Ysaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
8 n1 y% u6 B; T* V, g* rthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
+ {8 X3 i* x, ^# Vgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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