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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 U+ T- W4 k% l- ]5 U; r
# R1 d) t; n2 O+ K2 `4 d7 g! vBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
9 I2 @- N4 r9 R) a/ t. Zcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
( Z) Z, J# O1 ]Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
$ a- |; \6 k+ o% h( GStephanie and this had only made her more curious./ A& c8 s2 j9 R' X( E9 S
4 v. E6 E" h/ T+ O: T2 P `Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
6 U& D( G: w* g& l: R+ g+ pHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met1 J! F! a& L% T' a* F6 x, z
the eye.! }( j* Z( {' K c4 X/ j
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be8 H1 A: o& U+ V" l# J; T
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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+ a! l8 F4 a( @8 m1 uAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since q3 P( e8 T. D9 D) q t
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver9 h8 d9 O- A: n
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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' G' K9 C( r) a" y8 sBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ T6 C9 _5 ^2 `* |* J
sure."3 D" ?' g* F, m' p
( k4 I7 g$ {; {6 b j! ?He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: @2 X: n/ ^9 S9 I* B' [
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and1 i. w4 q1 Y& ^; F. q$ m" I
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# d$ K- T5 W8 s# X" c
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 ^8 N* j8 | h
8 z4 I3 C+ t# nSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that/ ^/ r! v' u& V8 X! ^/ A* n
read:/ l$ y* `: J' _" N! B$ d" S, n
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"Dear Son.........
' }- N( \$ |! y/ O4 YI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: Z) l4 {, x- E5 l5 T' U0 Gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# ]! L* G6 e+ s- T% ?- a& z' b
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver! `" m4 n+ y7 N2 b- Z( t- ^/ g
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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