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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!* J, U1 `% O% }% S+ J, g
C! A$ m0 ^: P6 M7 u$ H9 ABrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the9 }- F( q0 c+ ^ x- y6 p0 W; U
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
( D/ Z4 U7 d3 a7 aBrians' roommate Stephanie was.: n: b% `& c' \4 O
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
4 J2 v- H+ e7 E' x+ P8 E- N; ?- DStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
/ U8 W# g C& T. M2 QHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met' g5 }! W3 n) x
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- d0 B) x/ @- z0 hReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be8 e2 I8 W8 R# T" y0 B" I6 h
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( U) N3 r. ~6 r( q" h! u; b E/ h
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* p, D+ b: R$ _$ X8 h. D" I- u& U
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
3 e% i+ R' D1 D% m- H7 v8 i1 |4 mgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": J2 `- ?5 e& t7 o
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 W) J8 d5 J4 y' [ N+ O
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7 X4 w' d/ i$ g0 O, x. LHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* @9 Y f8 h# |# _/ uI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and2 c; H5 g2 u2 k( C m: Q$ }! H
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. ]5 \7 ]$ f4 C! C! \0 Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".7 ~; o& t" o) r& S6 U; j3 g
, M5 J+ M6 \3 W# W5 F% ISeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that% Z V2 d5 |% o0 D. k# c
read:
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"Dear Son.........
- e+ D5 P6 T5 w+ G. c' aI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not1 p1 V# }9 j3 E. Z. i* |
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; [! G* T0 e) ethat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver$ Q1 [/ G$ l- S$ p& |! O4 `. y( d7 }
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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