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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!0 M' Q3 v6 R) O" N" d) U7 s
; W3 n3 g( D o/ {Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ o( M& W0 W' K9 M- h2 X7 |& H8 O
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
: L) F `' w" p- S1 LBrians' roommate Stephanie was.7 }* U" z$ w& M. U& T1 C$ p5 O
$ r% h4 }8 L( i% n5 B+ Z$ ]9 mMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 y$ ?$ R& ? b, e: f; q
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
, w% H" H- q! ^+ Y6 n$ o! @Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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% V$ J% l0 j$ M% j" J6 G" @" D0 e' j8 dReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
/ Q8 ~ h. y3 F |; vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- h A) P8 e0 M
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* W) }. ?$ @& c3 B
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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! h( k* I- i: U5 _9 R: ^( P( HBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be* k4 U8 R5 \0 Y2 B. H: g* g
sure."
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0 n3 [ \0 w8 o8 e4 bHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ J8 H0 P. w* [7 D
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
4 i, w7 ?, D. v6 _5 s. S" VI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# @ I) r3 k8 x k" q0 p
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".5 v% {/ z1 `7 K- u- ^5 ~7 }- Y
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ p( X9 B) U4 ~3 F4 o# ^
read:9 g! O$ m# v: l. O) ]8 J
, r% y6 Y* n/ y. U8 {4 q" U"Dear Son.........
$ X! y) Y$ A) |: [+ tI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not& O9 R/ {/ K# O6 l( p
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: F& _, |7 r7 q$ |* y
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver' g' e4 Y6 s( s- {, o) z
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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