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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the2 Q! b/ R: {& I
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 O Z$ Q" w: L/ M9 ?" g
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.0 Q# x8 y+ w# H* j# L
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
, i+ i v- U' C, Y; gHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
0 o% b* `- l8 U" E9 n8 ethinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."% d, i0 x+ z4 i2 B$ a
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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9 A7 K4 M, d3 v8 h+ H6 OBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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& Y# u% V5 f! L* M$ P! ?9 B6 s. GHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
0 @& a4 B+ a0 e5 AI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, S& i8 u) O5 s: O1 u! W' G
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: t( U: ^9 o; I: ?
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' }4 K- s5 i3 m! B" g$ I% z. `/ D5 R"Dear Son.........
& S( ^5 @% b% Z& T, A* jI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not5 [* P, {+ `/ u& k. j- `" E% C
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains0 g f0 o$ M0 ?! |4 k# u$ o
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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