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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the+ J$ ?0 v- |2 d, W- l
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
! S: K# }& }, o" I' Y! hBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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, Y8 U9 a3 N7 x; |Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 K2 r* }2 ]* C- P' U0 {5 Q% F
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.7 G9 _4 y# S2 j1 l& B. v
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.4 i5 i& X( z4 e9 U! e
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: P4 ^- S8 U! R
the eye.8 h# g8 [; H5 |
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
, b6 I. T9 x3 j" J/ `* ithinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* O6 c$ {8 B G% {- l
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
W$ F `6 d" v$ |gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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. @: p! W- l9 Z' {# PHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
, D% l% \8 K" i. e$ r1 f5 \I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* Z) l7 N; Q1 u: M; s7 M
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains% }- d( j. V6 ]( ?- w; O( z
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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+ ?2 \* r X# @ _. ^7 ySeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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' T# P, D6 B$ L0 i: b. W- }"Dear Son.......... Q4 F3 A5 ^- X, h
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
+ o9 P8 w0 E4 v- i+ Ugravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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