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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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( N1 i2 N" X; E0 MBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
2 `1 h0 x# Z% J# H4 hcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 r* a7 U( v9 C$ x9 N
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.+ ?( ]0 h+ b/ K/ @( ]- I5 G
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
) `( z- P3 |& d0 D' R. M: GStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.5 g/ v+ P" S T$ O' A$ z9 D# Y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met' h p" ^/ _3 F! n4 I/ g W
the eye.
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H8 G7 u5 \. S+ Q6 |+ p8 xReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be: g" N7 U* G1 A% b
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."6 H4 B5 |6 N! g, U, N
( |: r- a3 ?# bAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since e( N& r! _9 q* n7 _9 @
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& h4 w: o. W# V; | `
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" I5 j; A+ o f$ W0 d" Y6 y2 k
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be3 g. f! f$ J; D2 d
sure."' i! T- C( P! }% Q1 ^
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....- O9 p# x2 j; l+ i4 r2 y
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
& x5 `( y8 ]- _/ n' {- WI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains5 h! _+ [ k: O( R2 d6 l+ e! ]9 h! ^
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".3 \/ g+ \) y6 g# M8 f% d* D
* \& K: g* V8 ~% FSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 H* {. @' M. H: u) [ T
read:
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"Dear Son.........# \6 s$ g* y3 v' w, o' R+ d
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not' @. J# J5 c' }" Y: O% X
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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