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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the: D6 J/ k7 j% O& {
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
! {7 M3 B3 d5 @# [6 F) Z: TBrians' roommate Stephanie was.% D$ K/ b: g5 S, O: t" K+ K
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and m" J) y+ n% @* S# S/ I
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.2 F u, j4 ?7 N: S: f2 `2 J
?4 B8 w: C% q$ P( s" w6 dOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.7 o% y! [5 @1 X8 W. v) m) l8 c( Y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be# V$ O( I+ B) L$ ^
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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! E: q, C: z- g# y6 ?About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) m9 u- p$ S5 S2 K. i$ U
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
: }8 u% C2 h! M* t pgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be a8 V& Q0 w# ^1 e# j# J
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: z9 n! l6 w6 H+ B+ s
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and& c4 ]9 j3 @' q# F; `
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains6 \# [9 N7 V6 u/ }" ?
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"." G1 y9 h4 A+ r5 A& b9 W
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that5 N) H$ C: b S b @# N/ i! M$ [
read:. [- T, D$ N0 R* Q- M
( m. d. p5 i% T8 t"Dear Son.........
2 T/ s% h x8 ?" U8 ?% |I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: }6 N9 r/ D% _3 _saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ R& [1 V% Q- g
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver O/ F/ \% r# z# y, O
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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