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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!6 {/ c! ?* @7 h
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" C3 G5 X( f2 @% R; j; N3 m
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful! @# F( }' U& `3 P
Brians' roommate Stephanie was., D- C2 Z2 y& C) m0 T I1 a7 u
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
/ M |8 y( q3 M7 @" j b7 uStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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' z# ?7 c) F( C" W( A# ] Q. ]5 {- N tOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; o7 |$ Z: ?$ q) w( J5 _6 nHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met0 h$ q, X1 r+ B! a( l G% O
the eye.( f' \3 h3 g1 J1 L4 d: l
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
0 K n( h x nthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."" w* [9 m. B* j+ f
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since8 o! ]! d* d% ~+ E/ E! n* Z8 m& H
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver$ o- }3 j# z6 T. {' v' C
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"# Y- v$ R. `+ X8 j0 @- m0 R% g
8 }0 M0 D6 G, CBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
2 P) r3 ]% {! e2 s- r+ `, w3 jsure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....7 N1 c8 E" F' t3 j! I
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and: O$ Y4 _; Y, ?
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
" L2 \9 y: h5 Q8 ithat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".5 @. Z, v- b; l: o8 R. B! ]
+ s3 d! z: ?0 X1 g! Q; jSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 v& B H$ Y* c6 J0 [; e
read:
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"Dear Son.........% s' J5 I( M/ L9 T0 w2 _4 I' ]
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ I" ]) u6 F; W8 {; p1 {' E. M8 L1 c
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 ^. U( i' K+ [/ _& M0 b# L: f
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver5 y5 ~1 c# s4 ^$ @% l, l) z
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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