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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!! ?' T; s6 s& `5 V2 H" b2 {
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the2 [3 r+ w: ]6 F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful# U9 z) l. ~! G: i# `
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 P/ A H' q3 ^4 o9 {
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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( W' E, ^, A, Z, HReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be/ c" s- S3 H# N4 n2 e9 G
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.". f4 B9 ~) |: U6 ]; R, E
5 k8 P/ K( Y5 d) V" P- DAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
4 w( r. d& P1 ~* @" Kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
; x9 \! ?9 s3 e2 T2 Igravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") ^% v& D8 w* U) V/ W( E
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' V3 v+ m5 u- G @) R7 rI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ Z' N9 F" r# A, Z& P
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains! _ J0 \8 v$ ]0 ^- J
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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& O' @6 i! Z0 _" M/ ?6 ?* s( FSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
* c: m2 K! [; V; X0 WI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 t9 H- g' O. c# ~saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 Q, j/ K. B" V& _6 q5 B0 _
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver" [6 H; ^" N- M) T
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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