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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the( _$ q8 [1 G9 `. t" v3 G& Q3 [
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful) u; N9 l3 L- M
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 ]) \1 u1 t p% n# Y5 \% f
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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/ T: e4 @. y ?2 d; u% i8 G" rReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be$ @! x1 y: G% F: C& I
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."9 z7 {# c( T7 P; U8 h
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since! I. b; w- j/ W1 W% ~
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver3 s( O }8 D- m: }( q
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ b1 R+ Y- I0 m/ { ? L$ j
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: W7 X L P( b5 J+ M u: EHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 J* G/ H. e! u9 C2 t+ _I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and6 K( m2 l) J6 {6 p; ]# X2 a
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........% [; s- c3 u8 I( s
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
' I7 H2 K! Z$ ?saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
. K. b' g3 Q6 _9 ^7 q h1 `% x0 dthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
S3 z+ g% m2 ^- ?( N! H& Jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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