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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
. f! |" R$ H2 N* W: Bcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* s Q& D2 w# g8 B x/ g! ]- T
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.7 S; m7 p8 ?' E; f# s9 ~. h
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- t0 `9 e" r2 B
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.' T2 D5 v S' @/ O- {3 W
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.2 H8 g: i( R: T+ E# _
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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1 a# O% A- Q. V' b: l2 l0 K, OReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- E5 J4 M. A- E, E/ ?. A" s s
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ m; ?5 g1 ~7 q" l4 `
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since7 L4 y. X7 P$ O) @' N
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
% e& y D$ ?, I4 Y, J0 ogravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"3 Q/ v2 Z E8 q
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be6 r, j# n& b5 h) J& n7 w
sure."4 P0 l( d7 q5 _ y, ^7 p$ ^
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....* @* d3 z" V; y+ q+ z
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
+ U5 w3 h) S# SI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
0 R' `1 G. J2 ~' B7 W* Nthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
e* M' N) _% n/ ~' ~& k' |* FI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not5 U& a- x+ [' M$ V: ^( a/ k
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
5 o `( R$ j2 Jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver u9 ?; E, ~) `( ?* I' H( P
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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