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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ ~) c. X L3 t5 \1 P
) C2 q* o: v& q+ f0 j: tBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 c7 Q' N4 S& F( _$ {; zcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
9 c- w9 f; s; G1 h6 _" c# Q% k8 Z) h" SBrians' roommate Stephanie was., I' b0 @. `' k' F9 e8 q* m; j4 G
8 C+ l: R& E5 s) gMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and0 K7 M: c* h! w% S" l# l4 L
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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4 c+ V* H# s- t& fOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.% G2 Z5 e9 ?2 A3 ?* b
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be F0 F7 t) T2 c: I5 e9 f3 @2 |
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, d" i1 Z Q1 t
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
, O: z& K7 m7 N' \gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 D; g& ^, ?0 k4 @
5 ^! J4 d6 R/ s& r" LBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ R7 i2 g+ X0 E0 h: W
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, x6 Z9 U q- K p( p' B" KHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* o" `, N$ v8 V8 K! VI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 n, ~- X% }* S e B
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
. |# s; [ x: B% ^ cthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; p3 _0 g2 ~2 A& d+ o0 f: D/ A3 Z% o
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that- ]" z. @ q5 ?4 Y6 f! H& i" w
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"Dear Son........., g7 f# }6 J8 [ V' e5 ?5 `
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
! ?0 t! W3 Z- X& R6 Jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( K0 j; M, n" g! @! }! D0 p
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver2 V h2 c& X" q7 p
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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