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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. ~' _3 J1 k6 @4 P& R$ l3 B2 c
( g4 E }/ T9 \# ?, OBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the8 o: R8 \7 z3 A' z
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful) K2 A7 G2 X8 y4 C) A ?
Brians' roommate Stephanie was./ H& ^2 F" A( Y* q: t$ O
* @. @" p2 }1 o! d9 NMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 A/ n0 b! J4 d, o3 H7 ]% \Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
6 f% o2 M; P1 k4 l, YHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met3 _8 B# D! G( A0 c
the eye.% z9 a, u/ o6 a! y5 J
0 u! i7 k" ~" u7 W$ i$ SReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
) x# d' L* A. g3 C* k. `7 l; H f, sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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$ [( k8 O0 J$ H/ z0 C# MAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
3 M. {, H6 ^" e$ oyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
$ h6 M" a+ W9 |- wgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"5 N, O5 B7 H( @' _* z |- D
! B+ S5 v% l2 y5 E" \; N! L* tBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( ^3 Q L1 {* B7 n5 K; v
sure."8 @, e, u! x4 @% E6 r8 P
) R' T4 q2 `9 l+ EHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& H# E: m3 ]: B: [, W% ?( T qI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 I2 f% @& R* g8 eI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
; t) b* H+ g5 q- \: ^ ?+ `- Hthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
S& a5 v& q1 ~ lread:
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"Dear Son......... W# [3 W% Y& Y! ?' L; O" R
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; y9 o% t1 q+ J
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains1 u! j# M. @% L2 m9 l0 v
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) n: V& J! K/ u# D) E0 Z2 m7 A6 ^gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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