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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!% \5 r- C2 z# [2 Z+ D
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. K1 a5 | W4 ~! W# G9 H8 Z- H
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
, A( ?" n2 z9 M9 p. aBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 D x2 r0 m& D
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 f( V l, j0 D) A9 g1 r, KHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met o# E8 b& y2 G, F o& J
the eye., e; B& A5 D, R1 I/ [6 Q8 y
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
, v9 j* \; p! r* ~: H! q! w! b. Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."2 } t0 w$ u1 P: P) w- H4 `- X* h+ R
j- O( v& t1 j2 U8 VAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since8 z1 q k" p+ g4 |+ |6 ^: H
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 q% E0 q, m& ?& k) _
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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! v% J1 e5 g C5 }Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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- I! `! `- Q5 q0 y3 O4 W8 yHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....- G$ ]5 L7 N/ M
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and# u- F; x( ]. m* m
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- f6 Q' u( u! J2 J* Jthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".1 N2 m" D+ n; v! D. b8 ?
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........( y+ k5 x5 N- G) U$ i8 t. K) u
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
y! T5 b8 r% C# R/ F% a$ Psaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 @2 A: M/ ~% B4 C/ r
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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