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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ a3 @' w4 M9 s3 d5 r4 I' R
( Q5 u5 p7 ~$ i$ _: O9 v, QBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the8 f; t Z! n$ a. z* |4 _
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful+ E& C; u, B5 j: E0 I/ w9 |
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# m- Z, q. ]5 l; t# g- \
& }1 c4 }6 ~5 u% M6 oMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- K! _5 w' O. K$ s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.! o7 x, g m- U9 x# F
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met6 z0 A- q# i- {( Q; E* c5 M
the eye.5 k9 w& W% j( Q8 `) S, `
- x: s, H4 ]" _) E- ~* O5 FReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
9 S5 i v; m( R! Z4 M# rthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."2 B% j# Y) T2 z( I
! l: W* F0 C0 p& E) f* ~About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since v. h9 {3 i: t% f0 y
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver- s: r* _3 |" \, ~* A
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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) j; K1 h5 o( b8 q3 b4 Z2 U3 mBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
9 l$ K5 N; W7 K, v7 L3 C* Z4 Ysure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....0 \& [' d, k5 k# g i B7 t
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and0 e# r8 D4 r" W/ e
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains8 t) P: F/ Z. z* m# V8 `
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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8 a' Z, g( t. K6 O sSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that, d: |5 O4 G& O% ^) e5 j C
read:
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"Dear Son.........9 `- Y8 \0 x3 e1 G5 t
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
# F/ U' p0 F. h% k" [saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# M5 ^6 x6 |+ r5 M( S; ?
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
, u0 `# e0 x# I lgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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