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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!6 g; X9 s) K( T5 B' {! G
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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I- r {6 _9 L6 ]. @! S6 a* S. f9 oMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ ]2 h* H3 [' `
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.; K L9 X1 y) W0 p
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"8 i1 `# ?: ~4 W( c9 Y
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be" {; N6 _6 h' A, b' r- `/ U
sure."
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k& y5 a2 d7 V4 J. e2 I: YHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
8 w# A' h8 j; f! \/ @" @I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
7 T2 J" h3 i( lI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# r6 l% I, B0 N4 D$ O2 h3 H& o) k& c
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that$ W" _. N% q" k1 R. u. p
read:
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& v2 p G5 D8 U, _+ X, b9 i) Y q"Dear Son.........) a) u- A6 f% E( t
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
& {2 L8 h% I3 i' |saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains P! f% ~9 B' }( L; l, [* y
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver0 W" ^2 d% L0 n9 g5 g& J
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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