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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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: R a9 p# I. X% H3 e0 j8 |8 i1 kBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
. {. k' q8 V5 \0 ~course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful z; P! E- A7 n8 F9 @! H
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.! z6 Z* E0 F) C6 d& b& M9 R
`% r) t% g. o1 @9 p& XMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ I9 V4 N# G* ^- SStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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+ ^' g! d' [$ `9 h2 BOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.* ~% O6 f3 D2 H; @
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- h/ [. w8 O$ _5 u' w) T8 Z9 N9 d
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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8 @: a0 U% S0 E [: RAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" K. p" ?" B8 _1 K9 Cyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
+ X8 d1 S" d# {gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' K: J7 `2 e6 a
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
" O" m- d; H! u. q8 ~, H2 u& _I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
2 p1 I! E3 N8 P" ^" b; A2 [- G) SI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
: q4 Z5 N/ h Wthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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/ M1 v8 N, S& y9 P, USeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
o( Q4 ]' H1 q; A/ v: P: T B' Y3 lI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
% ]6 R- n; O" Y. K8 Msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
. g I, p- f2 x2 v; b# Uthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. U! [$ Y+ x6 n8 K. C* }gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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