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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!, ?( K6 f7 v; [9 u& p/ Y
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
( J3 Q' ]# W0 k' J: l$ P0 |! Pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 F7 P( [* N7 s
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.; i! v7 {& v9 H( t) B7 m7 k/ k
9 ]9 I! M0 N" BMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and/ O! w( h4 I# n1 e: x0 P$ q1 s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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8 c2 j9 Z2 [* ?0 t% K$ Z6 FOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
4 ]9 n: v3 [1 X( e" ^6 IHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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& ?# O$ P. v4 V3 V7 }Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) g7 ]9 T" s( k l7 z8 X) R
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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2 c, b: ?8 M; j) w l" _0 AAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since+ r* P3 j4 X8 q/ ~' t. @* D+ c0 T+ k1 _
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver! v+ F0 X( N+ ~( b% D/ l! u
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"9 c/ B8 ~+ C: P) A# r2 K
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' y/ o- a! B; K6 e
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 D" T0 Z$ A( L h( [$ s
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 _& t; f6 ?) Z8 N5 O; f6 o" pI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains6 L5 e: A# d2 z9 \2 u; V$ k
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".& t, u$ E/ k9 W$ Y+ c
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ @! _! t7 W& z
read:) ^" O4 ^2 F) A( G+ z. Z
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"Dear Son.........2 C$ X: a# a( q; Y7 l; A7 H: ^
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 X/ r9 Y- {2 d9 Y% dsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains2 m# B5 q; n3 y6 |# J
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
3 F' q$ a, ?6 J% E2 _8 bgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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