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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) {$ N0 ^5 I4 X
% L$ z* y1 V7 x; g% S- o6 s7 wBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 h' n$ S6 \. _: \% Rcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful! ]& E d$ N6 s7 N( y* i
Brians' roommate Stephanie was., x3 t5 d1 U6 Q" J: m! K
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 W2 l5 v1 q; P6 B8 Y1 ?
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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( G- [: E! D7 y3 V7 iOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( s, W4 O6 Z: ^$ D, T% }( F( |Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be$ E9 Q7 k: @* B) H P1 R
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.". f9 G L) I& R1 M3 K
9 R+ J4 U1 d9 n+ G) a5 P/ @About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, i7 f& K# W8 Y9 y5 ?$ z* t6 E7 ryour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
7 r G5 o. U$ v: ^# K- V3 F" bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"& {1 m1 W- z& I/ N! j! p1 h
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( ~& T7 P: o9 M! k+ E& o/ |
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
; W9 g! K* @5 G! QI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and5 c% S& a: F0 R9 x" z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
. b U2 ?0 p. qthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" ^# M- R1 c4 k
read:6 z& Q3 j" G2 j2 H
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I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
( U9 g: C7 v: Zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains9 a8 m9 ?* W, T$ k
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; @+ m3 r3 d8 r& Y9 a+ a& Zgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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