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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& c' \" ?, z& `' ^, B
9 m( U! @4 \5 |% t2 lBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the p" l" f" P; v! V! ^' e1 V
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful, t- l. i" ?% O k) w( [
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.6 h6 c# z' f1 t/ g
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 e" _" k1 ]# ]; V% f0 v2 [Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' f% u6 X' h3 h" H# r' y# ^& L* Y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be9 B1 T$ k0 W' v( V- }0 c
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": s/ X% X( e- h" [, J) T
4 E" g5 v+ G0 BAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
( z( k/ f7 B$ T# `% a& tyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver$ Z0 P7 D, j9 X3 { L3 C
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) ^5 \1 f. p6 l& [2 ^9 `8 o; V
sure."2 `( m3 {" D) u2 _: L
1 M" x* u+ }; I0 ?7 _* q3 MHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
0 Z3 a6 [- ~2 }1 D" S; A( cI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
! \7 S8 M6 Z2 rI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
: k, r8 @+ I1 V, S: Fthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 C: J; }1 Y% {7 j' G& O& h: J
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son......... i: G9 K8 ^! Q( E8 x0 p% |
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: x* a* J6 A) P& z* A- f, ~
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
+ N8 o* B+ x4 Athat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
& E8 C/ H2 G- p$ T9 v$ b. O) ?5 ngravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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