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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!6 i j& Y! B( a: y
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the% u U& W# |( s
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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, m6 n% Y R& O1 J, C! ?! g, e) i3 lMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and& J% t9 o1 N3 |% H
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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5 s, b, q+ x0 V4 P' m; LOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.& x. t/ F8 l* Z4 j" q- U
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% d; ^0 g( N) a I/ A5 r: u( Othinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."! Q1 m" P5 E+ F% @4 [
! q% @+ u& z/ v( xAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since" H) L" N( D8 G! ~! u& c
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
2 I- p$ T2 V9 v/ K! ~4 ^' r; ugravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") I8 r( Y( J0 C" l4 O
% [- K4 s2 z! [' t+ ?Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 X L2 r0 ]- R' H2 i A
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' a9 A! N4 D- p5 y3 T1 T' aHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....7 T" K9 W; q6 T* j& F0 m) p
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
% D; k3 e0 j. f5 s0 Q8 g/ |6 mI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
. P% v6 D+ b* {* i/ P2 r5 E$ b' zthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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X5 Q* [% n+ A8 S"Dear Son.........
) G% m! H7 Y9 d: z2 [7 ZI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: m0 W) @% ^. s2 {$ d! F8 m6 Bsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 O. S! k9 W) b- }% x
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver! u5 B$ f8 Z- ], ]4 D# v
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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