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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 }7 }2 r, ?. p# H
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
\6 D# V. u% h+ \: E9 V, @course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful: j4 x3 C# k8 C9 L6 f' H
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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+ `. I* H+ I- M) x' `- U# H" ^Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and% p5 z, P" E8 U2 `7 M* ~- z
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.& A: o8 t' J$ J- H7 Q1 `' Z/ S! b
0 H- c9 D0 a2 \! B2 _9 POver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.8 g5 P3 s; R Y7 Z
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
0 w' E7 p2 C9 y0 [4 R% s) Wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."! p% K7 [8 x/ }! q0 B
3 U. a# N1 g0 I# |About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be% l+ j4 n1 d: Q1 E" P
sure."
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' u6 e3 }( @6 w1 c' h3 R9 XHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....., p$ }& @$ z }$ f/ R" k
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and. l1 U4 K! r/ ?# d# V1 m S0 O
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
/ a: p4 h% ~6 kthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 P: V5 q& @" l+ J) q5 X
read:9 i# K) t }! a7 P4 I) k: M
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"Dear Son.........
5 z& e# r& @; `+ Y2 A/ \I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ H! T( C. q# y+ @) N* b
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains1 u3 Z% I2 P" \7 w1 ?6 r7 |* R
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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