给孩子们上一课

三思

"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
, D* b3 S: F: {; y, H; s5 c0 E/ KBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
+ k7 k5 D0 Y. KStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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! Q' }( ?8 x  @) N; U- o$ b+ qReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
" Y1 m4 ?& f+ J8 u* Dthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."

* z# y7 s+ D5 ^$ P% B+ [" gAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
; E  T: e* Q0 g7 S( E! Wyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
! i, r  H9 G( Ngravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

0 I  X+ X  k. `& F; Y4 K/ nBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
  d1 R8 A. _: B. z. YI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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- v8 G) A: N. H0 x. [1 H"Dear Son.........
! S" i5 f8 N" dI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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别申请了

I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.

轩辕无天

这么一大堆英语，看了就头大，晕呀！！！！！！！

黑弟

Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
这么一大堆英语，看了就头大，晕呀！！！！！！！

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看人家别申请了同学多牛，还用英文回答呢，你得好好向人家学习了，不过别申请了同学干的事情，你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:

悟空

好文好文有意思.

三思

Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
这么一大堆英语，看了就头大，晕呀！！！！！！！

当作业读！不读完了不许睡觉！

老杨

今天闲着

生姜还是老的辣啊！:lol::lol:

聪明的老妈斗2个雏，小菜啊！:lol::lol: