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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& ], [8 {( T+ ?! x
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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0 v/ b$ Q; ^3 k+ b$ qBrians' roommate Stephanie was.5 P6 P8 H- D9 \, c) g. N8 {
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and; T/ B% [6 {! r6 O2 J
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
: ]$ P7 G6 C/ R3 V/ |8 z7 T7 T( PHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, k1 \; T% b" h! ~
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."6 L$ x' {' u9 |' z% u
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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* P4 V0 C7 [2 S* @: s9 G# gBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be7 a2 `1 D5 N2 y1 m* E0 m$ N
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....$ r- H9 N, Q9 b" x7 N
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and6 M, S9 g$ Y2 v4 D& j1 R4 s
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 i( g+ n2 l, [/ W
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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! r' _% P0 {) z$ JSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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; Z+ G8 i/ S2 x, F6 h, d"Dear Son.......... b# V" @ M n K- z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
$ `/ e+ n2 ^9 S% Wsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains* u! y6 [2 \. x: S
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 O5 O" b" M. t$ _
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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