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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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/ M) w- m# i. R, N+ H1 D9 cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
1 D/ L% k6 I7 W2 Acourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 a! i9 o7 D; ?/ m+ e) ^Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# n) Y' l. Y# h
6 X$ p7 K0 X/ j. GMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and. N t( G* M0 F1 s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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- P6 z+ `; I& C! kOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( O- Q$ H T8 XHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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( ?# }4 ^0 n2 l( ^# S- n! yReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
7 t6 J0 v% I2 W" dthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.", G, [% y, a7 @$ @$ l
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
9 t: U1 X9 C; N9 Y! v* j/ w2 i0 v3 n- Kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" Z# G- Q3 }- O+ Q9 ~+ s8 m2 K
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"; g, T: X' I- k
2 o4 I1 d& G6 E4 U: IBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- u2 |" E9 T$ i. ?* U
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( D5 q4 \- K8 H1 [
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
) w5 M- C; d4 ]; z/ w8 b1 i- mI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
# g6 @4 W: D# K' h( J" o% p6 `that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".( _0 I) d# z% ~- z; s( A" q" o7 D
+ x) H- j* z) o; v% p' d5 VSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that+ O5 v! \7 F( e
read:% e6 P3 S& E# t$ Y/ o
; k1 B# [$ {7 ?"Dear Son.........; h3 `& {4 E2 |, b, {/ N! W" L/ z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ d6 }, B/ a# w
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains$ g& e, O3 z1 W, J
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
+ c' x" ~' B L5 I& h- h' s/ bgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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