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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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5 f) a( x0 x* w4 {Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the8 m/ |4 z( G5 t1 d
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
4 q$ p, D2 d6 Z- h- L; ABrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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7 A2 @# Q) }# i0 ?( N( B- VMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* b/ y5 } b5 z) R+ m v
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.2 j+ F& w+ }9 s2 W8 T3 X: N
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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1 C; O8 u0 V+ K" N& O5 XReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 O x) k4 O4 G) ^8 l
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
; K) R D T% r2 W+ _your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
% [6 h3 S8 Y) P0 Ygravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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9 t9 a; y1 x" l) x3 ~Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ A+ k. X4 r, G$ J" _; E
sure."
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W+ Y2 y" K1 l' X" rHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 }/ z0 R% `, e9 a# D7 RI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
/ d- a ?3 D# D1 Z8 v- nI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' [% Z5 K; |& k/ D
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"." r1 V! d, ?% r8 o+ \. O5 }" p+ k
9 t& {! Z& ~% x; j' E+ t2 v% cSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( J# H, D* X3 S: h3 }) ^
read:
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, }: q/ O; W6 `4 l"Dear Son.........
; g# p! V, t" Z; C) TI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 n6 G% o* m# K, Zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains& Q# a9 }& o" O4 F& L! T
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
0 g {9 r2 L+ |: }/ I9 U4 ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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