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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: n$ A: R* i; T- P& _% j
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
9 Z% A0 D% U2 Dcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 m% i, ~1 }/ x* b' g4 mBrians' roommate Stephanie was.2 N( {6 N/ t. o
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- q5 L. R6 J b* H
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.- ^2 Q1 n, t1 T" E; {' ]+ d
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
2 `! e0 |% S' R2 zHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met* e% x2 ^' t: A- ]% a
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( K4 |* u! t4 e0 ^( R- w6 Bthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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0 u' r/ _ O9 @; x8 x$ \About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
2 @( N& P, V- F/ K% Hyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver) |2 V# T' }+ D0 w# \4 ^4 Q+ J, J
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' ?) \9 i( M1 d$ O$ W
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 y, U- `; Q, V+ t
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
# P* D) P8 h* x/ o* o4 e1 R& aI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
; }0 z' M+ z: H: d& ~9 e/ othat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
- N& T* [) j G9 z/ g$ ZI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* Q5 Q4 }! A5 i8 \, J1 j
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 B) @% W" J/ e0 w4 K S2 z$ i
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* i4 b6 Q* ~) ?! [
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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