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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!! i/ F$ f Z3 A) A
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 C$ W- [/ O. Z3 l" [- _course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 D R4 }' G3 t
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.9 C/ A4 ~; W- g% Z; I
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
4 \8 y: a. d2 E! Y+ l! ~Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.2 A0 H4 G6 F: {$ n! h
, I; d9 Q6 L8 N/ S3 [+ Z2 QOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
2 K0 L- N% ]( t+ \# SHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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- ~4 L1 ~; `+ u4 t O, G- O4 mReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. o$ q6 N3 }1 L( w
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, G' i/ c$ Z0 Z
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
5 {& s1 k$ Q3 i. F& E( Z) \8 ogravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"9 h8 v5 F9 E$ L
- W% |5 ]9 [3 K: [* A9 f/ SBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
9 F" S9 O) U9 \ e! S- P, E1 }I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
( ?! u* s/ U9 |. g9 ZI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains$ W% T9 z% N& `
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' T) }6 t/ A/ G5 g, z4 Q' u, C" p
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
& F$ G5 m9 ]6 V8 nI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not" i4 z( Y$ {4 J+ m- \. d
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
" h+ R) F0 J I6 t x b! fthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
5 A. }# R! W% U: S! D+ l9 ]gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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