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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( a4 O% L4 F0 x( O' d+ m
! a. }7 l; H' ^5 ]% RBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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; I' [1 N5 M9 D+ x/ y% aBrians' roommate Stephanie was.' X; W2 W8 L( h, ]
& H3 ], \+ R2 Z. H$ wMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 _% I; N- g' t/ t
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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4 G8 q- O4 d$ K; ]! U+ y* XOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
s- w0 u+ i7 n- M) P4 }Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met. r4 n7 Q+ }& H3 \
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& J4 }4 I9 H" U& \3 P; f$ I9 tReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
0 k) H# k2 |* x9 g) Uthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": O0 T6 A. k' C2 K. ^7 k& \1 ]0 U
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
8 T. C" ]' Y- F8 h" g- e5 Vyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver/ C- b3 C( B' z8 x0 C& x/ C+ E
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"2 N2 K) Y c. _0 I+ d6 }
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ ^3 e( t, D0 W# @' F& K8 S0 ?
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; n" f) j3 t8 h, x* W b
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
$ U+ P8 z% n, Y! iI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. k/ z7 Q9 m9 X+ i+ P r L2 H
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" M; A c: `% N( r4 t5 S- x6 k6 F" ~
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"Dear Son.........
$ ]' t+ S% L" f) B1 zI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
/ `5 u! \/ y) a! tsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# j: o2 k: W, D. [9 |
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
0 w, a- `- V% e9 t9 ngravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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