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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) ~/ K7 i) \! ? y- _
+ ^/ k3 G$ Q* k! ]: uBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the8 I* w% x4 ^2 J; D$ h+ I3 t
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
T6 ?+ R) N3 i, uBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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# X& ]+ V2 e, i/ `3 v2 W1 zMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and0 a& S1 t6 {; K5 r& G
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' @8 x- ?3 h2 w- c
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be2 R0 ^& v* h1 N1 S8 _& P
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 j8 i6 _ l: W5 m
* C7 o5 }( T, W; [! ?+ ]About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
3 H9 [: s' X9 @1 r' L: Nyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver- K) k# E9 B! ^0 u" x
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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+ k5 k7 i5 Q; ]1 ]2 C" W& OBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 Z& x I8 N) A( N* l& V6 J
sure."
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% f {- j1 d2 D! MHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....2 _) @$ u% c* x& m" z: ~) p0 k2 _
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* L% s2 d) g5 g/ A7 RI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains) Z$ s: k9 e: |! L$ E& V9 p
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 x) ~& |5 n* x
5 A& V9 F; K. q9 ?Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that! s$ Z4 i' @ b8 B/ c5 P
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"Dear Son.........6 E& G, w( v7 a$ h: |5 A' k% o
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 p9 \2 F, }9 p# y' gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
, H! x. v3 V" C5 V gthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) N1 t$ w/ p% D/ wgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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