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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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; v4 S7 H. Q" I; }Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
# [" T; ^" |4 n! {$ t4 f$ Tcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful! P, k# y+ \- {
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 f, x. p# z6 x. [. yStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 K0 I/ o. F# ~! L' VHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& }- ]3 |5 \6 x
the eye.
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& k; s1 @% S+ n w6 sReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ q9 J3 u/ Q+ o) Tthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since& H9 |( r' ^4 \5 i: F$ T
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver+ \0 l( i) J0 H: `* P
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" H# j/ r$ {; D X9 ?9 Y* C0 V, M
: E6 }( `7 P; I) z2 U7 sBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be0 s. P2 K& E3 n) W
sure."
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, R5 m3 W9 c& P; u( x+ uHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
( u+ G4 P6 P5 `8 A9 Y7 qI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* A$ z* u& j0 V" M5 e N+ D
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 y, R4 l7 ?4 Z% w5 w
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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. \# X/ N; n; Q- t6 B3 P" lSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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; X8 o4 n; X! ^# \) D1 O"Dear Son.........
, Y, K% X, p# jI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
8 I @6 J1 z6 m/ dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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