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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) ^ z/ ~3 a) Z7 N
; X# v7 l+ L# R( E6 l, kBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
1 |5 {! |& u- { ccourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 F6 e% X$ U; C4 I9 j1 iBrians' roommate Stephanie was.' }5 |* t+ }" i5 j. K2 [
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and4 D7 ^" L! D7 D3 r% \
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.. u- y0 K {- Z
$ B) T& |& w! p9 H1 pOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' K5 Q% C+ L. ^' r; Z
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 P4 z1 V, t2 Z- Ethinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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+ W/ s4 m; X2 b; JAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; b. r- a# s- p v; x- J# _
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 X L* Y0 l- J% f# y
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 O; U8 F Y) e2 X( a, N
5 j; [) N! S3 p1 bBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 L+ R9 R3 q' p: W
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
/ ~$ ^! c3 u+ @+ T) F1 TI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and% w2 K- c% l( r: u
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains! o; i' j _: L8 O/ p: O
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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, y1 q4 f+ L. B* \+ g7 M; V( Z5 rSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that6 ]) X! E8 X& C& H4 I; ]- a
read:
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( K) X# b2 Y& N* A# q"Dear Son.........
% H& l0 q% @" J: T) oI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
) Y8 X/ p" M6 ~# i0 psaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
o1 ^. w7 P) l* ~" gthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver2 x1 ? J7 _' h! m) H: a3 p$ l
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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