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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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. Q+ H3 j! S2 X% `( S$ ?$ P( V9 GBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" [2 p; t( C+ g. v
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
& P' m7 b& z" ABrians' roommate Stephanie was.) @) A/ E' m( D
7 Y: ~9 }! |5 nMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
: v: ? O8 N8 c- K2 o2 PStephanie and this had only made her more curious.( U5 _- d" u* ^
0 D5 p# ]6 `, m! x: ^3 N' t* @Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 M( ^2 ?$ G% ] W% gHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met. W1 z9 p) u+ M' E q$ U
the eye.3 `' ^( {. D4 G6 R) y
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be! ^* n" m5 f. C' h( P0 M
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."" i7 d1 L% ?/ C% F+ f6 p+ H
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# C9 V9 o# l7 u) `
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver3 y7 x& q W* \5 N$ [' Q$ ?& n
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, A6 _* P8 e' K7 P
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
; P& U( X1 @# B$ c7 ]& k8 A9 MI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, f0 y0 ]" s4 G
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ N |% d- `) u9 @* fthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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% ~& U0 E+ {! R"Dear Son.........: i) x- o" t0 e: ^
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, S) I0 \- P4 Jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
5 o0 f5 K3 w+ _1 J! g7 e* Ithat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* O' [9 N) F; k
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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