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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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; ? B$ D# B" ]9 c/ y; B6 j8 _4 RBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 x! f6 f0 [! L4 B
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
, V$ m" G$ J) ~Brians' roommate Stephanie was.: |5 {) O: y+ T5 T
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 e. j" ^2 ^% {' b. RStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
h+ z v; y+ T. Y. D2 DHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met& b s% v+ ^2 a* o/ ^6 R- p8 B
the eye.+ O6 [4 E- U! R$ A: g$ r; d
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be/ ^! D! Z% C( h2 {# |1 E5 C$ p& K
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 X1 S) g1 H! d
3 @4 k: q* D- G; C$ R; m, oAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. U5 \/ F% l* X3 R
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
( ^$ J! } p `3 O' l% mgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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; D- i; m# J7 N1 T/ [0 t0 {. oBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
; d6 ^" O" T* P) fI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
( S* z, D- {+ c* d L2 kI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains- H& J: X. j6 _9 A) u
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".3 Y# `4 G; E& t& Y- R
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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5 E7 y) P1 L) t S"Dear Son.........3 f1 w; S" E! H9 d( |8 K. g) ^9 p
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* R% ]1 M0 G8 {- _
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains3 S4 F. i$ B+ O7 w% x( X
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
3 ] b: t) P" q' a/ Tgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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