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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! l# m) y H- @; u$ ~1 p4 k; i; d+ p- D" [
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful) Z# h2 c) d0 O( `
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.2 u# K3 Y. Q- P& h- E; L2 |
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 f6 B$ S' K* H/ h
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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6 V# E8 N7 d: l& f" }Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
) @- a/ x1 [% j& HHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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7 S/ K( v7 m# O; XReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be D% W6 Z$ S) z( g8 D' k2 A
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates." `$ b+ @% i; I _& y% K7 T \
8 j- w! b( q5 ~$ T$ U8 P GAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
0 A, K6 k) S( j& Q3 J8 j) Y4 i# myour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* f6 v. r3 _+ {, r
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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5 d2 n" K8 {, jBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be. d: A& `3 p5 C; V7 ` @$ O/ y+ g
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....# b- R% E& z( _
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and8 f* O; e6 A7 [ B
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains) i: j* E- U0 M5 z& [% t9 e
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"./ n+ ~8 N! M6 ]
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: J5 g, F7 A; w: ` [
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$ g) x4 L+ \. }' n- M! p"Dear Son.........4 w" B+ t( ]0 B
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, ]0 X& H+ a4 Ysaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
6 N( B9 ]! L4 N" `9 G. Z+ Othat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver, i N g+ q2 c
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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