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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!7 s: T, m- d2 E! w7 N6 x8 U
& d: W/ {; y9 ?Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the+ s! V7 [( u, K Q8 |9 u! e7 e
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful) d. C8 q* P% r5 f- A
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.& r# Y3 f6 J% u0 Q" Y- k
$ _3 B. G9 u: q D+ L2 OMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 @+ ^) P6 a8 i5 Z
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious./ O; I: P, p3 ]+ W3 t6 K
: h9 Q s- h: S4 p9 POver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.6 G- g- E+ n- N2 \2 O* `3 _# G
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
9 x9 Z) K4 G5 K3 N( X! ythe eye.1 h2 ?8 Q: `( m/ O' z
, w0 D* e P8 |1 UReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be7 |5 R# B6 c0 f! K% z6 i
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."& o; Z/ v; G9 B3 S/ S8 M' L {
, _4 E, }4 Q: T- zAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
) R, [6 A1 V8 s% i# a: Vyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
0 X, w3 n* q/ w( @gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"$ X1 L! S O; r1 b
! S5 r9 K7 V9 c. P0 aBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, ]" @$ a4 ^" ]4 y- s
sure.", |1 O7 x2 u4 S+ A5 v9 D
! U1 j0 S7 m( K$ P j }4 i/ ?1 x( {He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
5 c: Q6 x2 x G1 T4 h5 zI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and8 s& O; K! R; m! x; I1 b/ f+ M
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains+ |, D$ n4 L O) y- @
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. d5 Q2 v. c- K" P/ h* L
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that! a+ ^* A: g" k5 U; F6 y
read:+ M& j4 {" r! T% `# c
& ]5 {! ]* }5 d"Dear Son.........
2 [& R% m3 J6 U1 _4 i: II'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 a) C2 d# }) P/ M' Fsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
( z; t4 R/ ?3 ?; t$ nthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; t9 R$ m+ B3 c8 z3 F2 Z" agravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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