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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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4 M- {1 s* \9 J1 oBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.3 a/ s) `0 h! w/ q) n/ [$ _- g
$ L2 G8 Y; z& bMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
* w' z5 e+ l A1 C9 O: p; [5 ~8 NStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 ]4 Q! K2 m, P, t# c6 B
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
" ]' E( F+ S) J G# d: A+ Uthe eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& v- d2 _1 p" I4 w# d
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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( u4 e% l+ x7 u) j: E- F- WAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. @, L. _ b8 y7 b$ ]
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& P# A( K0 U w% Z6 x4 f
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 |& a f; Y! h7 Y8 q
) m0 C( M2 p" XBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 o& M( `- D6 f! y+ \$ F
sure."9 v* w. s: ^* W7 X. N. A
/ w. \! `! O& m# pHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 v+ H% j& n# ~& f4 vI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and. D% N( M$ U! a, r) c# g1 m0 Q
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains# y' G e0 `6 v! C6 F
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
$ Z- [. d% Z3 Q2 Aread:
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"Dear Son........., r5 a! N/ s# Z, s# B1 F
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 ]* D* s; d- e6 csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
3 H- b3 k( Q! n$ T0 W- fthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
' Y5 W x9 ?9 Z3 b* t5 y6 U: K/ [3 ogravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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