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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 F w/ D7 B wcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
, i7 T. {- V1 \- J: F8 BBrians' roommate Stephanie was.$ N1 |# w4 a2 V; R. l+ A% b
* x3 b- F8 H( z! t6 f) lMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 v/ s$ F) r/ c0 T
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious., z2 R! ?1 ]' `
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.; O) ?2 i9 {$ q, m6 r; s2 }
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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- b/ v; E- L* l* [1 Z9 P4 d& IReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 Z U) N0 h% T0 U5 {- jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.". F2 K' [) S) A& [+ U0 N
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"6 {3 O7 Q4 g8 g4 l7 u( V
0 x& {( Q3 Q3 P! ^2 P( [Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
/ w% a! p: ~* }6 L/ |% _+ JI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
6 y& ?; w0 D1 zI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
* F6 A+ s, i5 \; ?/ H% e5 \2 Pthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that. K* f* l: J9 [! N
read:
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& B* s! |' x2 V" I. J"Dear Son.........7 w# v: u* _1 `4 Q2 T; c) S
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 s& t0 c) X& i/ U# {+ Asaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 l/ z5 R0 u4 R- @% O+ }/ D( t
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
% H% g+ Y1 s' u( bgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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