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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: F* j! U" ]; f8 }. q5 K( o4 V
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.8 }# S! d, m; I1 [% Y
& Y: x) [2 S; c5 ZMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" E* D0 ~6 `! e1 R: lStephanie and this had only made her more curious.- ]( p3 r W# x* Q/ u: |3 O
! C# j' b& B$ A! O, t( w7 WOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
. e& S* p8 w# m9 hHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met, _* l6 X3 C" |" \6 N
the eye.
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9 G! K6 s1 P! ]( q) H, s* ]Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
6 i* V! D6 `5 [: k, jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 R3 `, {( I! i/ B8 i+ m- hyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver- X# F Y. ~' @& o* w5 p4 R/ ?
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be! {# a! ?3 z, S. J: p7 D! z1 H; q- \
sure."1 N8 ?+ ~) T% v' s& A( e3 `$ C0 M
4 }8 \+ p( _+ Y1 ^: eHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....6 i: u) I8 d! A+ j9 B6 k
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and1 ^1 r* p5 J" W+ g9 [8 q
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
}4 g) V' p2 f7 v3 Dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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+ h' R6 z+ B- e: @! l" iSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that6 S' ?- \$ [ @3 F' j
read:
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+ b! _ w- c! R1 T( o9 F7 V"Dear Son.........
7 c% [& x, p- S" `I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 e! l {1 _, p1 p9 vsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
- S+ O P) T; S$ n6 Gthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
* q1 z+ Z( J- O- ]" ]" S4 igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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