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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!5 j" }) b% A6 y, |3 z; u
6 C4 q2 a" x. S% F) xBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the+ _# Y0 \0 ? m3 \2 f
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful0 L" h8 L% S/ l, X
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 y1 K) D* e. X9 o
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* R& T' {. @* t3 J& \7 eHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met6 t# h. d. Z8 C2 T1 {
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" K- `+ I7 f1 s% ]/ e5 E* a
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 `5 L0 e4 {9 i9 U; _) b% I
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver' c$ t7 R$ b! c* Z$ ^5 K
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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# u" i% \4 n" `$ LBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* c& m6 N/ [ \" i$ fI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
$ c# F: w) ^4 j+ ]4 S" G8 t' T0 FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
: P/ f B3 d: nthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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' f. x" d7 T# f/ I+ F" kSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that' z4 j2 T& _6 ~
read:- T4 [& d. j2 R0 {) F8 x
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"Dear Son.........
3 W: G% j( q& v4 r7 yI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 X0 P& L; ^6 j2 Ysaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
) s. m2 U& \% t- y |# N4 Hthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
" Z; u4 a4 B9 W. Lgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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