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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" D4 K6 ^) K% K$ Z
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the( V4 V+ |3 C% E" I6 {" e# M. b
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 Z7 s9 f$ x- r/ F3 X3 o( }Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 ?2 I1 i: I7 e. d: ^" R* u
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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: k; x1 Z8 |* \% hOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.5 V F1 A! j l- s) O
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be' a. v" L* A, J8 X) l4 X! }7 `3 _. g
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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4 B" E9 w/ U- S1 C% P# i7 d! q& [About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
/ {# M8 l* |1 Y- R- {# E! Vyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" c3 a1 ]. X3 R
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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' N) i7 U- p6 i- t* a- X0 Y9 x7 g+ e' BHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! t5 R4 o7 j! C; w/ I6 x
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
2 ]# i. x2 B( u$ C; r' e& UI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
, w! x; G( d u2 ?/ `! A3 `5 c% Pthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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3 G( s( \ y) }! f- p) ^. LSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 ]$ X4 G2 i& [% l; l8 \
read:
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"Dear Son.........
% {2 \& n0 O) q4 sI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* x6 s2 p) [0 l' v* k" o
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
+ I6 Y Q6 t3 \that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
4 k0 z) g* C. b/ `' Hgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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