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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ ]" s5 E9 E/ ], i
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
$ L' q7 Z# Y. i% l vcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
' D9 H$ B+ d; O& b) G! t4 KBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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1 R1 W+ O% ~% bMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- ?8 c, i2 g* y, ]( ^) YStephanie and this had only made her more curious.% {1 t; |4 c. y# B' X( y
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.. k" p0 S) C B6 M9 W
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( ^ K( p+ d8 o7 ^$ v. _ x- n. c* x
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."1 Q5 j3 n7 x8 M/ h( W# D# B& M
$ q! p K5 {, z- ?7 RAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
6 w3 ?9 k" U! t% b- j5 Iyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
& M A6 [" R) e" mgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be2 Y3 Z$ {; d: Y& K f- S# i' }
sure."
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. Y% H/ }5 R. C9 n8 R! _He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
! Y( R0 b& g, @ C4 o& e. m tI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
G( `) W. U$ HI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
/ ?8 _* h/ f/ ethat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".7 t# o0 ^9 _, t" `
3 _, d7 V* H5 M) I6 aSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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: `+ ]3 n3 U* {; x"Dear Son........., }9 q$ u5 ]. O' k% N9 J
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not" e3 C& }% H( l$ t. B- q
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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' i5 K. l6 }- G1 B2 B/ egravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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