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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!# z/ W+ ~0 }+ s8 ^
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the7 n6 W+ N G3 T8 n, k% W
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful. u8 d3 e* J" d& e! |
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.& n/ [7 O; `. Z4 F Y6 \
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
% D6 V( V) |( k: L& qStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. q* t& Z! h) m& G
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met3 w r) A& B& t/ l2 T
the eye.! ^# B. r9 E% G1 E" I* I6 J$ e
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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) a+ Q3 D- ^& m9 fAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
* H/ V4 @5 S' y2 T5 myour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver, K8 y/ d5 f l6 L3 B [
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" m, \! Z: e5 X( d4 o& G" f7 i
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# }4 H8 @3 l* a9 W# \I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and- D6 ^/ ^+ u) E
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
: D. q3 e; n$ J+ uthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". n' l1 v) j7 v( V) x. E
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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6 W; T, i# R. @& v- W"Dear Son.........
# R' ]0 I5 v1 u, KI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 {9 B, o9 }; F zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains/ m3 K' A5 `: ^! c; G6 s
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
# P9 f% ?* S w4 ^& d1 Lgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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