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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!! F+ Q2 ]7 `, X$ r4 c# a9 L4 Z0 H$ H
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. L" Q+ P, G" T% T+ s/ H/ Q9 l
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* J0 g- P# V9 Z* {7 p
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
4 R) u; D" n ?5 W: PStephanie and this had only made her more curious.- V4 F9 l# D' v+ M& M% s' \8 l
" V0 L- f' |. G' D( _Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
& a4 a! _; ?8 o3 _# jHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: P2 g, V; t' @5 X& v$ y% e: @
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; V7 h& b) ]! a$ G6 gReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
/ E( ~2 x( c6 t+ uthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 v$ P( o5 V& t4 u# C
" y( T7 Z7 }9 m+ |% X# \0 `About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
& H% s( [$ L* P: Q2 N9 l+ m1 Xyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 p! y/ n- ?0 ^* O) } X
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"( ?% `' L1 i: n0 z6 b: ?
3 o3 |0 |$ P5 p* aBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
/ C, u5 }+ z# L+ |I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
5 u6 f* z, f2 h; CI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains- o& l+ |, j0 `2 L. p
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".- B. f+ Z( }- M; \* n6 s: h
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that6 \/ d7 F0 Y1 \$ a6 D
read:& @# D* w, a9 ~0 v" S2 I
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"Dear Son.........7 s5 j6 `7 S1 S7 h$ M
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
8 F1 S2 m: r. l6 e( O; I+ S; gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
+ r& L& i3 {2 C' D* I* _: |. Jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
# ]6 G6 T" ]& j$ f& i2 N6 T3 E6 }gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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