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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' ?0 ]2 Q8 A* q5 A9 C
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
- S. i [; X2 C9 t7 `/ pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
" y! J0 ?. o$ t- v) K2 r% a7 O, T" MBrians' roommate Stephanie was.2 ?5 X' @; y6 ?
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and5 R9 y% V* c4 H- {# S5 k) k
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs., |: a0 P- k& k
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 D+ N9 Z- i" A. g bthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since0 `, y+ v/ D5 P3 H: _* s9 m
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver4 B; b" l" F; y/ D! ~$ q7 K" H
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, [5 b' x/ s' Q& ?8 n E
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; N6 D4 [+ f4 X) w6 v! m$ ?$ YHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* I* P6 u+ m1 N R, c. s! o5 r& {I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
% h- ^5 P4 j. h' F4 E( Q, AI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
`! T/ E# {3 h5 O. v7 c- P: Kthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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* m( ?- Q0 `+ g8 }" @% pSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that, ?2 U3 U" E* p# {
read:
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( A q7 u* `% h0 m5 X) v"Dear Son.........
b0 t+ U! ] U5 U- s1 eI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not4 C4 O8 K- ]$ j& U( e3 p9 [
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
. K. D8 k) ?, u$ K z4 sthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver: J! m7 y% Y8 }+ \8 k: ]
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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