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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' k& L2 [) n& s0 K9 l/ y
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ C4 @' v+ F0 l$ N" _+ {
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful0 W/ n7 l3 e3 y, {+ B3 x
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
* a. X- O8 d: M, j+ VStephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 h+ R5 E2 V3 Z# n: T
8 q5 e- v% R5 A( n3 D, b. D- xOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.! A$ l J# N$ }5 q7 _
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be l y+ {, s& R C- p
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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3 v% Z! a+ ]4 Z% E" f; u! w" cAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
( A' @. p3 a$ e f0 Qyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
2 i* [4 x/ n8 O# C5 L Ygravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' {: a# E& y. o9 Q. c0 ZI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and5 V0 n9 p' w/ t
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 N# B8 h) J4 w) Z$ Z
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".5 T, B( n" w+ h6 W7 I0 L
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( V0 K# B. V/ X1 c7 D
read:
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$ F% c/ d* y0 ?3 ^ d2 F$ m) f6 N"Dear Son.........
' T; e4 t. h6 k/ X2 AI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not9 y2 w7 [& m+ L6 m. L
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
2 b2 k( F( }6 Ythat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver& Y7 ^5 H0 s: w" V2 s! |2 F
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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