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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
; K8 {) ~- e7 Y, qcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful5 y+ ?' \# q @. Z
Brians' roommate Stephanie was." h" y3 S1 M' b9 K7 z7 e
) n/ r8 ~. C* p c. kMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
3 u) `) V% ~& [% fStephanie and this had only made her more curious.% a1 {& Z# V3 h2 C
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.! H* S' g" { q' Q8 Y+ |' {
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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' _' d8 _: ~& m; h @6 ^5 oReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% ?# B( ~+ r, f3 S3 ]4 C- w# tthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.") b. m6 Q/ J& D/ Z. z
9 r a1 v0 d1 jAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since( N# z I, Q+ g! N; k+ U# X2 _2 U
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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W1 x2 Y% r4 l/ u. h% W3 o3 Z, gBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be. ?: T6 ]0 i- }. q( Q. u% k& D
sure."3 ?1 m, F |( j& z1 y* } j% Z0 i
$ V+ l$ p2 N; _. U! J4 bHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 [0 I! d2 O2 _1 a/ N- {8 q- _1 dI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
) P: [8 ]/ r$ B v* g$ f! oI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
1 _, i* m1 P. a% lthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........4 U+ X \# r! `6 H L, f% A: w
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 ]) y! m4 E5 y! U" _" B: B( m
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, Z8 D9 h+ Y, f- P0 P
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
8 q% L, y) t) D$ S6 ]gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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