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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. K x3 C+ d ]' K
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
0 ^# |+ C9 j5 }Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) X: a: {0 v- D% r6 ^
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious." M* ?, c- H/ ^8 i7 C% p8 ~8 E" I& a
M K6 G! N/ i+ Y2 mOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.; T% M$ m n) N: }
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( c& H2 F6 ?' _
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& K9 U1 K- U1 c1 s4 i9 M- [
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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* Z% P+ @/ e1 _3 Q8 j6 rAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% w1 s4 A8 K" K3 U3 Z5 A1 w# h
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
- Z) r5 _, \/ Q& E5 l4 K. tgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, | O! X5 k: k0 r! D( y8 p% ?
sure."/ ~: ~3 J3 ^1 I9 @
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
8 z8 K' b* z i L: {) ]* X `* {I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' Z1 O5 \; E, C% Z* @ g! z! Z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; D' F$ R9 s; e8 X! ~, k
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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; C6 K+ z7 y6 f0 e2 N* O7 b# o"Dear Son.........
, h5 V. A: N4 h0 II'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 {: e% D+ E- Q4 y: T8 `8 Dsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( S2 W7 v* ]2 k7 v
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* B" U8 I. z8 \0 Y9 {5 [
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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