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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( c9 R7 }9 h/ X U
0 T# o/ D$ m8 {Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! l8 V% v& d h. P) C3 F3 B
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful1 e1 }5 ^, Y( Q1 Y1 y
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.! M- r! L: \. e! o
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ f* z6 L) y/ b4 J9 }; q
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.3 N3 s% D0 y( v1 U0 ]4 y, F
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.$ m4 Q+ f$ o, x8 w2 m" u( y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, H: J' N0 ^7 g2 }) u# P
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."& a ]4 W# T0 @
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 {9 a( c* i# yyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver( v7 d; y* q9 X0 g. m
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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+ F- ^3 o' s- G$ h, W1 |1 O; sHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* j) t. d9 ^( [$ e* D) E7 BI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
' \- ?, \$ ?8 q( k4 J9 }I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains% u4 u- I2 p& j' y( K! p: B
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 w( {8 c# |9 i, o
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that6 D) v) w/ J+ t" w
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3 w0 A H2 y$ k x9 U"Dear Son.........
9 Y4 u7 ?6 ]5 s- Q- o9 Z4 \, {I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not' S* g/ o% x0 {; ~& l
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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