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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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# @% Y0 X: e; T3 x+ H3 B+ xBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the, F' O7 [6 ~! I: t1 J! m" r
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 ^% E' E# T4 ?$ J
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
J2 {. }. {: R+ |0 ], T) BStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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! Z5 p" R \4 {- uOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* z/ @! Y6 U4 t& n/ ]Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: y( u# @7 q V+ l/ I
the eye.1 s/ P2 y2 f! u9 m! {
! g5 l( n( M( ~Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( U: n+ |; j6 B! ]! k3 ?thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since6 \1 ^! a& d% k
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver }% ]/ V3 e; }0 f$ E0 C! k6 L6 H/ j3 }
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"9 [& [0 _' z4 K# D
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 a- k( y1 q. c, L
sure."$ e0 L. ^4 ^: i. p6 u+ M) z
3 {) c( m8 f$ A: f3 v: b) yHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 r9 J: H/ |1 _, xI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
$ X& r3 b& u* w! I2 E7 f3 aI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains; W; K0 N9 v; w3 V
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".7 G) b/ b& Z8 P( z+ ~( n+ z
4 o' ~4 i4 E2 V! k$ xSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that; t2 I: o4 `5 h% p% `! w& n+ p
read:
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( j8 |+ s6 M- f& r) M"Dear Son.........# h2 k' [" u3 A. V+ N
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not0 K) E( k. ~( @4 x) @2 J
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains& e4 j. @+ L& k n& H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver4 i) ]8 S d( b+ @
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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