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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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( c. M+ ~( O5 c6 U6 R) fBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" ~1 D2 `) C9 B1 p* _ J8 L
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
2 v8 U2 v5 F. [- l o7 MBrians' roommate Stephanie was.9 K- @" k7 E D+ j2 ^$ v$ g. F% m
5 Q# t+ e/ H% I! v! aMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
' H" E: }! d0 L: V' k' o" UStephanie and this had only made her more curious.. q5 o2 Z! _: h x* S+ q( P
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
% n) J5 r/ u2 E. f& G6 P' V7 kHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 U# a' C/ ], V! Vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."3 O E- x' o! D) O" y1 A* D1 V
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 v. d# O/ g: W }# ^+ `your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver) t4 Y3 }9 u0 O% o% i6 n4 b
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?", d! m8 k x: ~4 E$ M% n
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
) [' F5 m9 m/ |I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
9 c5 l4 @. O( k5 e/ \! K2 G7 yI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! T4 N7 t6 ~2 e+ D. N" x% vthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 l( x! Y) c$ U. g
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........$ n1 H* T3 d; |/ n2 b+ g9 }6 H
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not4 T0 e, U Y, R8 s b5 R$ y# b
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
! k: c& c0 [ }9 m+ q! {$ zthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver& S; |: o4 l4 @; }) K1 z" g
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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