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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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0 E- M$ s+ ]$ [9 f9 Y7 _; yBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
" c/ V3 G) S9 E! d; |3 Y0 J4 O, |course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 [: _% I0 ~4 [4 `Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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. T& B4 O4 K* E- \8 f. [/ sMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
! r1 q2 p7 W  M! J$ `Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.; p& K4 N! V- I
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) `4 U0 U2 Z; |" G! p- c
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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; e0 d) O6 [- m6 d) RReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) o7 R) [- }1 n- d: }. T8 D0 X
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."  G6 H" r" o9 _6 N9 a
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be" O5 l0 f  m+ ^) A( E
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 o" \1 `' W4 K4 k$ B# ^
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ \1 A+ s; \2 Y- b
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that$ o/ i- A5 G8 W1 }  o9 p* |
read:- l& r% y& G! o9 {

7 @- S( q% c+ T0 t8 ^"Dear Son.........
2 A! V. @5 C1 J& U! eI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( f* o2 l. q" }: v) W2 G9 z  F
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains5 G$ f# ~  g7 \" J1 p
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
3 E) G+ ?: G; E0 D" _$ A这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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% ^# L! S" [, ^. O! L, R看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:6 l+ |" W& |7 R" ]
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:* m4 ~. ]- r2 L, e6 G

# u7 i. Z, ^. ?6 q聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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