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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the3 r+ ]! j4 S$ b, ^
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 n4 `* e& J5 E: ?# N. pBrians' roommate Stephanie was.5 Q% C9 L! o$ I. O) t
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
& P$ c$ }! G9 W1 k* zStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ w* |* _4 B* NOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
4 E; p+ I7 T/ F% QHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met6 F( `! E9 y5 }) y! A
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( H" G9 }7 R( {* F" X
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."2 S9 p0 A# O7 n+ a
# S, q! P) N* h8 m) d. DAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since8 u# ?& S- F6 m$ @
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver R ~3 V- E; h9 a2 X
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?", j' Y6 A; Y# f; V; p1 y. @
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be% p& k$ w2 K- }7 j) _
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# J+ Z, a1 D8 lHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 [. \2 k$ L7 \
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
# b; H$ d5 _0 r5 g2 p7 dI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains$ n; T( S {) l1 o
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
* H5 A( T! E6 K0 I$ P! lread:" P5 U/ W* Y1 o( ?' @" N
' w0 z( E# ^2 W" j1 T6 \1 S"Dear Son.........
8 \. g' q z5 u' ZI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not7 Y9 y' A1 @# _5 S9 G! u8 H. ]; M
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains5 q j4 d4 l& z7 U1 g
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
% E0 B% t9 e/ e* w- Ogravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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