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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 c: I6 w* Q! j
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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. k, L: Q. O0 B6 mMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- O. U" @- z, {' ~7 qStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: U# x0 H3 X1 t: w# {
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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7 P7 f. O! O2 v% D$ HReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be4 F* |& u: u( [- |2 _/ h& K
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."' E# p) k6 O, M5 |: ]

& p+ E1 _( |3 U. e" x4 }; z# PAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 @" s( X; g1 d- H' d2 H
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' _- r8 w7 {$ g8 ]
sure."
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8 X/ I2 I1 I. I/ `He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....: j+ v9 ]' s* v( B" F: g$ }
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 e" H4 O, K, C3 `1 q
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains% a8 C- [) J$ A0 ]7 f
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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0 M7 o" t( G# ~. |Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
9 Z% Y* E. U. U0 z* ~1 g4 N& ?I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 z5 Z& K" e. r$ j. esaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ V  L+ u- W$ x7 \+ R9 O/ ^
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( `' m$ s6 f4 u3 m+ n
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:3 X) K& o: s0 d  @
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
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6 p6 h# U) R4 \9 s* {看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
1 u) l+ a. P$ V$ x+ F5 \" h这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
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鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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