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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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9 ^+ L7 H% ]' ^# G" {% U5 BBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 z9 n2 S' i' [) T/ c3 S
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful+ Y5 B, Q- E# H3 j- ?
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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# o2 i% i( x3 N* N& N$ Y( T( A zMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
; I5 V' N1 @. h( q3 P0 \. ~Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( Y. Z( F: {8 x3 O/ n2 x! RHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be# f5 U3 \2 T# a) D
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; l) t \, y! J$ k) ~
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 j# N0 x- i" p+ G- m
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ L# s+ q3 l1 _% q4 H. H
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and/ h+ y! ]+ t" b0 {# e# Q" Y
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ A* c/ }) b2 qthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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4 w# t" I5 k( bSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
) s) b) [& ^& k$ }I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 B' q4 p+ y) ]6 R- a' }saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains2 r9 U" Q( I) [& _
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
" B M- V! A. {2 _& j/ u& M; vgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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