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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the8 f' @$ v; Q% I! T& [3 g
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
9 B/ U* j2 A/ ?Brians' roommate Stephanie was.0 w3 z9 O; ^4 X7 i! `9 t
# l5 O4 f# y+ d- O: bMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and, B8 N) v1 K. s: \& p
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.4 c8 d" k7 m2 |3 n% x; q! d
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met. A- \) | A* h7 \* v
the eye.
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7 m# l1 J5 S) L) \Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be$ x/ q, F: w* f2 y8 V
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."* P9 v* B- x1 Y0 o0 q# ^7 f7 r
5 F* C7 D& A! N5 c W* ^" @About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* `! H4 {' ]7 S6 i( C9 r6 S. P
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver9 U# J w e/ Z5 o' o
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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" L& [+ d! R+ \ H8 _1 X5 A+ QBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...... D4 M/ l# T6 [ ^) W; z3 F% y
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 c7 F7 B, L( G! p! t6 y: x
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains+ J5 J) ]# G: o! B, A* f+ n& E
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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! h8 x2 Y7 w( zSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that7 c1 n# ?0 v6 s7 W* o
read:2 e4 c, f- H) L. ]* H4 j3 c, S
* d0 ~: o" \! ~- M. k$ x2 _- t8 p4 s"Dear Son.........
8 |6 L' P8 l5 z) p. wI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
- L+ \% j1 ]1 t2 h$ ysaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; {4 n; V, S* s/ Q8 r) K# {that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
$ o& A: V: Y- J+ }+ I/ ngravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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