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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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6 ]& T- ?8 r" N- k& }* S/ U% _Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the+ Q. j2 p% T+ D: A. w2 v' S
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful, t5 y8 u% U6 V0 G" j9 H; W1 z! z8 p
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
/ ~/ |6 @) J# S3 I7 ]4 u6 J, XHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met2 r1 G( H8 ^* Z( }$ Y
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be9 v, j6 n& p( m
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 j u* ]# a' x$ p) r
7 c1 ^6 v8 z0 @About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
2 Q, B5 j+ \" v) x oyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver1 k# |5 X0 v6 W4 z
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"# `( V; q9 t" h+ M+ [: J/ q9 m
* a, z4 Q7 J6 U. l7 y z% |Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# } `5 O' D* l( c @( z3 nI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
: J0 b. F$ m& C. l: O- II'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 {- ?: H7 C& q" s0 x7 K, {that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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6 Q& x& _8 d# ^3 P+ a- n2 Z8 k"Dear Son.........% k: F% G% r+ @3 G" }& T
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not6 D# j0 }+ R1 i8 ]
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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