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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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8 R) H# b; Z. X9 B7 m9 s6 qBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" V- o; j- g) h. v1 ?0 p1 @! Q
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
. i& |# B* V. M) Z3 lBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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6 M; d8 D. e" ~) x3 l7 t5 iMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
# B! N0 N* |& E) EStephanie and this had only made her more curious.: A- R1 R; W( Q
: ]9 ?1 A- [, S5 {9 R& yOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 ]. M9 s7 e; d# `" G1 J7 S1 MHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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% t- h7 z' D6 l2 H9 _) s; q( RReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
7 @' X( w+ f9 i: O. ythinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."2 A' o4 k2 `9 c/ e; H& v, ]
* G, V3 W6 k/ s9 HAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
+ `( w" T8 t1 G# Z! V! Pyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" ~ W9 d" k) ~& D3 u* m
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 C: I% m2 C7 D! y& |: `! N( I
g; E. p" @ @# y# XBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be7 Z `) A/ ~7 C; _
sure.": U; T* ?, |' f9 V" J6 C. a
% k+ H5 F; N! V; }He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' Q- T& C7 k9 d. ?( Q$ S5 _I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 U- j9 h: r. y4 v. o
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 e3 ]8 p# z1 S
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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0 f) W8 e9 J( G; p: XSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that% u$ {: @+ J' l5 o9 M- Q
read:
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9 l; z! T; d2 m* G1 `. ?) ?"Dear Son.........
6 n1 H0 G, p' Y: m ~7 bI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not% ^& Z; \3 w5 N0 G a( z
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains2 J6 s" `" z2 B$ E b1 ?% }
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) p/ U j" _6 z: I2 a8 Ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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