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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the5 V- {9 h, K1 K' a- @' p: l
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* k& [9 ]2 x% }$ U" t  P# a# I0 }
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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( _0 ?2 C% B  {; ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ g- }6 y1 I, Y- X' ~( P. I
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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% b" J8 U! @) f' M0 ]Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
+ \* U: u6 Y! p- Z) R$ J# iHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met5 {: e3 c6 b! `/ H+ \0 t
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# |8 `5 j# p8 I$ A, [
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
- O( T" f/ u6 rI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- Z- g+ I$ K! M, V  II'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 X) W, C/ K6 }( c$ Xthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 b# s# L% U  u3 O, K

% Z7 P' g7 K0 R9 M2 x! \4 TSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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9 H) I$ Y2 I$ o"Dear Son.........+ n% w4 I9 _9 \6 p: X7 ^( _
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
# _0 ^# y% o0 S) e' zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains  N& M$ D5 Y* j( Z
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver3 i9 ?' l7 ~- S9 @/ l
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
/ R% m% Y! X0 |" ^7 k) f$ S这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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6 T# q6 w/ v# V+ B- m看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
  i9 Y& {. k6 @( {% m' z这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:  ]3 X* C/ r* p! i+ Q
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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