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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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% r/ G! J7 [5 V# oBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 {; r% L, o* I( }course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 J! V) U3 ~( c* ]( hBrians' roommate Stephanie was.! W: z* P# w! Z& u- M) @0 Y
/ Y* \6 x2 j1 |' K6 v- ]7 RMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
X# w6 a O7 x' a: e0 w% tStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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# r; a9 J& j" l HOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
% Y+ V, J3 }. c) qHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" U5 f6 x" M* i; A( a
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."/ ^ O: W! R4 i( T2 H8 O
& K. n8 ^6 K( K, X9 u% Q4 r, ?About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ B+ ^2 S+ }/ l8 ]; |/ k! Y
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. S4 J' o9 [6 K7 `( F& D) Bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"2 i/ ^/ v, J, R+ q/ X4 s1 H
f- v4 w! \* x7 u# E9 VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, r F) s: Y0 ~
sure."7 ~- b( U' Z) T% x3 a5 I. y& b
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ y O+ T4 A5 [2 n2 N
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' y: @* l7 Y; h8 F7 c+ w
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains$ p8 n5 D3 B ~& ~0 J* r
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
" h! R; ~, H% B+ y. ?+ S; h, eI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 c I0 `+ R: K5 J/ isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; ^1 ^3 d! @# X" dthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver) D" w( n2 L0 h- @/ I& |
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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