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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!/ e8 A# g) A+ ?
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the% u$ p3 D+ p0 g# i
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
' }) W7 g! N* e3 Q- L/ ABrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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( s% U6 |$ ~8 a4 ?Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and) i5 X2 R m$ F5 D8 H
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.! N! f8 @, g- F
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; a: c6 ]0 s0 w& m# JHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ u2 n! e8 L( h0 f) O; A- Vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."' [: Q7 `0 Y9 J6 G( P3 j m2 F/ R
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 n/ Z3 K, A& B8 u
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver+ T) O B8 s' ?9 R: m
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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6 O0 _1 m, J. i: |) T+ P# v: YBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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! i6 I# Q( s+ j' M' I% [ O) \4 jHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 K8 [1 Z/ l/ c$ l! wI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 _6 p" A, J$ K2 ~" t, M
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
k5 \9 \8 q) ~) wthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ N5 L1 o5 f" K4 X: }- q% |
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........$ G$ \2 L1 z* D: B$ w
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 U& G# e( o$ g9 b0 }saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains, j& y7 H7 E. v9 n. F* J! a
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver6 F! M; m5 Z1 D8 B% n
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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