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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 A9 Y% @0 e& ?+ C
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 ]1 f4 D0 f/ E% G" f
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 K* j. G$ x, L3 P) [# `
Brians' roommate Stephanie was. a% _! c: G3 T- }6 k+ ]/ D
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* o) \5 a2 Z; U0 P( U* s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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4 M4 {9 ~3 d5 }, T4 @& Y0 fOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 a9 A: X2 Q8 @1 C+ a; g8 o4 cHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be8 } @0 M5 A) }
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ S2 p$ g) _* I% ~* Q# a
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since1 n2 c! g; {9 R: e0 [1 W$ ^
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver3 n, y1 z5 o) \
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"* R( }, ~- l8 c z x' x
$ P* Y8 S, [. R9 V, r5 IBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be {/ o* a, V7 C5 G6 e8 O. u6 G
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4 }) O/ s; I9 uHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% a* d! N1 g* Z- ?4 [2 E1 s7 O/ nI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and/ m6 f1 `3 N7 X8 x+ {. w+ `0 M
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 X' T5 |* D0 D) _* x x6 n0 r1 K$ }- k
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".3 v6 K, W: u( K; G9 H# x4 ^
# ~ S5 z( M; v+ U ?Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that$ j2 V$ J& o8 M( ^9 j
read:; w$ M3 V8 {* O7 ]
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"Dear Son.........5 h* f c4 z; k, g1 l5 ]+ R
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not9 |9 S) J1 b4 F/ X) \5 |0 j, ?9 a$ c
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
- i- z" x; d, |that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
% H9 J- ~: f0 _- q. h7 igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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