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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the) D4 m" c8 I4 J, I+ I
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful7 C& g$ t+ F" ] R- Q: n
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and0 d: W8 k( ^( { v( N' U I
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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' G: m4 R. m2 J: V! P3 vOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. \ k/ _, {( A+ I' Z: \) O n
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
7 A. q0 l8 z( W. @thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."* \& y2 X+ l3 n% D8 K
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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1 _3 \6 j( j& `Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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: g% J; R1 L0 Y, a& M$ @, \He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....." Y0 a0 i+ N! @( g6 X
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and c2 _5 d" c3 w
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
' V8 Z5 ^2 \8 i* H2 V: [0 R9 jthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".& @% X) A" u' Z O! F- P
2 d; t$ G( X, L4 `2 ySeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
# k5 N2 S! W+ I- a+ ^* u6 MI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 h' ]* A5 O( J8 [" Gsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
# y$ d q/ Y. N4 _& ]+ W0 othat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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