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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& Z5 P7 K; _$ i0 ^
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the8 C6 g, F: x7 h$ K# C% o% `0 Q
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
1 E5 B: z0 k% H) eBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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7 L, T* M q2 M* u+ E2 t$ c: hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and; u' h& b" x; W; }- h9 Z* l& Y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious., N; `0 _$ f+ {, n# D* w) @% Q
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
+ f& j- K. A" l" b3 ?& IHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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4 |& w) D7 W! C, i, J( wReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
8 Z+ W7 a* [) _$ athinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."3 }6 W' F- o5 W. v
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since" |7 S x% C5 p& G' @* t6 K2 {/ G! u
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
2 s5 ?# v+ y; V- ?gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Z6 Z9 d& V, g) ~9 @9 BBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& O% u& \& }0 P8 D3 ~8 d9 NI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
5 X! I) M% s, |# m' |( r" [I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains( N" k5 M! I! V, Z, y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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% C f/ A9 y! K"Dear Son.........
( c8 ^" [, ^! [6 y4 U: Y0 MI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 K6 U |# k* a" K* L3 I" L# Csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains" g1 ?6 y4 r, @7 g9 s4 H
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver; w5 z6 t5 n2 u5 `& U0 |* G
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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