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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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" m7 P* t- r9 ? O* KBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 b \5 y0 ]& Q, R1 z! T
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful' w% h: B2 h/ i7 |. O
Brians' roommate Stephanie was." X0 ?# _- B" |8 V- s$ |
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and+ `' _- o* _* t5 [ n9 k, R5 R
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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8 J" w Q$ m: e% N" _/ |' @1 kOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.8 b( t8 Y+ b- `' V, p% Z( T0 U5 x* f
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met* `5 s2 W: ~/ `; Z: L3 n* t
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be% s- `: Z G3 Y/ i( d C' n
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 Y8 t5 z% _6 F+ u. p4 k
, m& X4 k- A, tAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since' \- @; \0 I" ~! j0 O
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
# x9 m7 ` w C5 A+ ]gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"" e: |& p8 D% t3 T/ B; ^& e
* Y$ w4 V. ^$ pBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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# ^% y! i4 }( n/ D F1 _He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 O3 r# @0 l* A" R: z! HI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and$ \! s$ L" {% p4 j. H
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains) \) \ f2 P" I3 J
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".) g" ?5 l2 L3 Q+ g; |% i6 }: R
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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4 s% \1 }$ W5 Z } a y& e"Dear Son.........: I9 U1 c/ d7 h& @: [
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
/ U' p) {# D" T N0 U% G; o3 osaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains* R0 f9 M' O3 y9 P. z1 C1 [0 P
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
5 ]* |) ]7 X' b' s7 u. q) lgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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