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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, W8 R2 Z4 g4 y$ l$ ]) Ncourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful. I6 U- A! h' ?, v. `
Brians' roommate Stephanie was., N) H2 d0 |" O1 a3 T3 W" C0 W
- x) y6 V4 k* D3 J: }% }Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
* }! b1 A3 H; M+ H+ \) FStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
E* s/ o7 d X0 a6 Z# Q) Z1 zHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met8 g1 F- d, z! A$ ~
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 c/ K% x W% q7 X" ]8 c* C A
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ R9 o4 a7 y1 I3 Q1 {' i4 I
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 B7 H; d6 O) G$ Eyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver: b4 q/ K% S" E6 W
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": a& x* h5 V/ u+ z! U" ?; M2 d- I
7 H, K# h2 R' K) L1 aBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) v3 I5 ?5 S, d" r# |
sure."* n) a+ G3 L s$ V6 l
: u6 l: P+ r: q7 ~, ]+ A3 ]+ V V8 SHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....; X$ r6 H0 W9 B
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 m2 P# w1 u9 II'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 s2 I' V5 ^' E
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 C& b3 p2 A- \8 P( t
read:
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$ X+ _: H+ D9 X L7 X; f"Dear Son......... V1 u9 y+ v6 G7 ]
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
% R* s( m6 N9 _4 csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
d# B( a$ v0 b! U7 \that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
- o( T/ l" p" V) B4 `+ @# u- l. Sgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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