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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!3 d8 U0 I1 Q# e: C* Y2 \
! Z" `( q0 R% n- {# M8 z7 ABrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the/ \5 ^! f, f- F/ K1 J0 U& j
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful' ] @) ]3 L7 i
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
# a& }4 m6 {; XStephanie and this had only made her more curious.5 E6 }" q& E8 N* k2 j+ B
2 V4 Y2 v& v- }& A' c7 y2 pOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.3 g( l/ s8 ?/ [
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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* n) ^2 V6 a/ D4 j9 {Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be: l+ z* k2 S; u. o7 `: Y2 \* K. e1 V
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."% \! R) y3 n3 o$ k+ v: _8 N9 Y
8 c" C8 Q8 M$ h& ?About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
) X6 y3 g5 F5 m" ryour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
4 U1 g8 D. q: D/ R6 d/ Fgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# P6 V" ]9 S/ p2 J7 v, W
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! x4 c/ e5 U# p
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
7 R6 D0 J0 m9 Q" i( ?" _I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains: ?5 E6 r: D# R
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., G3 |) I% D! s* P
/ p# F d5 l$ l6 {$ X1 S$ ISeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that2 a; d/ L) A6 L4 `0 O# A
read:
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"Dear Son.........0 w* D9 s$ w$ J' {
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not4 [ T( D- Q# ?6 `: g) P
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
+ c& V! _; P3 q; |0 {! Lthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver6 [2 \7 w! A* g( `
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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