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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER! L5 F% J' S( h
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 i y) c, k, ?% j
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 @' A/ o9 r+ k. ?8 u, v1 y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met; e3 g7 @6 I: }! d& M3 I8 l
the eye.
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% @. o& M5 ?$ k$ rReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be' E! y. |, L8 O' W) _. {+ h1 U
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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% K- Q. u: q; h- }; ?, O( zAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since; j% @7 z2 E2 X# |$ {: v1 E$ N8 [+ |
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be. D2 d0 ]1 s. _
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 h# e! @' E [8 m6 M$ X1 GI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and4 o' v: l+ G/ g8 R$ _9 G' Z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 p1 ~; d9 I. z6 r/ @
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that4 C. u" \' O0 \; C
read:
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"Dear Son.........
% [. R" M9 C t" N* p2 o9 P9 CI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
2 g) H; k# ?1 `8 a+ `saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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1 o2 A) N$ H; C0 Ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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