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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 k/ ^( i6 i6 {; a) `) f6 o3 m
+ a5 O4 P% x$ \4 V' y4 P, s. x2 UBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the9 U- M5 F' R" U% W2 `+ J! i6 Y* @5 F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful7 k/ S4 \, u/ O7 x
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
/ E: W( \$ q* oStephanie and this had only made her more curious.* Q0 _) b t& u3 }- t
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* Q. t8 P, t8 C$ yHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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: I- Z# T. c! p7 c6 w+ TReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 S4 z! o, t6 R7 p8 C; I8 Fthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."/ C! v8 |* A. l; H7 o
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. X8 i; _3 |4 k: X8 C- {. V7 |% j
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver! X3 f O* s1 Z1 f) N
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"& ?. n. }( P$ \# r
' u H1 Q1 q$ {$ l+ ^Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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# ?1 O2 B! k; X% r9 JHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 I% Y8 e) b* u7 o
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
+ ]2 p+ e& G, ~6 z. t3 pI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains6 B! x+ L. b" p5 {/ R! r+ i5 i$ S
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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% T- Y3 T9 ^6 [9 M7 F1 A' @! l"Dear Son.........
! h2 j& U7 D A. _, d0 ]) qI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not' g$ B+ s/ x$ ?# }- d! A* A
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains& \ D# X9 J# k& c8 V4 }
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
$ w/ c, B- T! ~: u7 Xgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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