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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!. h2 E4 x1 J% o& e; ~" k
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the3 X. ^# x8 H$ L% l4 K9 c- o) t
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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- K- b. S! k. v1 B3 lMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and! N0 o6 i, Z \
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.+ J& q! S! z3 w6 S* [
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' X/ R5 Z1 H8 G( e6 A+ o
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( B& P9 o4 {3 p! f, T j" j
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be2 y6 z) q8 b$ t A t+ l3 j
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) n8 q$ s' n6 g% O- l
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& g7 ^) f z- @# P: M
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"8 p5 v4 f4 I. L+ _" s
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( D6 V* o& X. D# }2 `
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( t% H5 _0 U+ x; D# v! N
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and* @9 E; ^( I# V$ K& o1 r
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains+ q( {( F8 N1 V) E5 p0 U
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".0 S' b* r. O6 s4 r3 p( ~) g: G ]
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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$ |# Z: C5 v/ c2 V& w- x# V"Dear Son.........
. T& K1 Z0 y: @+ B1 g9 K/ z/ iI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
/ ~9 H5 V% O F5 R p4 C; \saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains' w* R- b! p7 s
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver V" f; E5 \, I( X( J5 R) K/ p/ c
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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