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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!+ v6 F4 o7 _" H- t7 s. p7 o
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
! F4 O1 A$ T: i# ocourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
& S4 `7 E7 a G) _! y. EBrians' roommate Stephanie was." u* T4 u+ `3 a' D+ R( S: o- K
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ {. L. s% i% f" O
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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* U9 ~7 M; o' w5 a! oOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.! q r2 ~1 O8 M+ D8 C: }6 R
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
0 ^$ ^7 L# l% q1 ethinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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6 p: I, A6 q2 o9 z- |% e5 I# FAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
! A2 `$ Y5 a+ z Lyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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+ B5 @6 Q% A3 WBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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L4 L. y( e" p9 YHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 ^# d5 P: f/ @3 XI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
& u2 E' }7 T) T, aI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
2 m% t9 H# ~+ O8 L. f, Rthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that3 Y9 {( a) P6 [: C* t
read:
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"Dear Son.........
- C/ F( U$ n0 b7 }I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
6 K' Z& m% P+ P. Bsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; A. x& ~) b0 S( A R- ~9 E5 ethat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
/ m5 } m9 z; L5 D1 S' Qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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