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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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% `6 E3 z6 S6 l" ?5 U x4 n- tBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' K9 f3 v' `& [( W+ z% ~
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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: q7 |, s0 k t1 }5 ?8 ~2 F' `Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 ~1 T6 h3 K. O; V
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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" V1 r+ h/ _! z% l( P/ [/ J1 dOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.( A, V1 O" P7 e+ w- s
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met7 L; c( c. k9 b2 W+ n* y
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. h7 ^" O+ [4 t9 @" bReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be) _9 `7 b1 P1 Y- A3 t, l' u8 I
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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$ x& U( D' ]7 p+ t+ q1 UAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 }) S8 h5 t, S" ]/ n, M
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver' w7 J* n0 o9 U5 S
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"5 I( T4 E) ], u
6 |& q' V% a$ P. H9 S. e$ a7 g" IBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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( P3 f- O X s/ p7 VHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 b$ I V" J% w# G2 E* CI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
" S( V P5 Y0 ]( FI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, X7 c z% }' ]* R, G+ |# ^
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( M: E j% O* d
read:
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"Dear Son.......... m6 ]. m. c) M4 |1 U* |% E( v
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ j( J! n# W% T* I7 ]
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains F: x. y& g) y/ E5 w( L/ c
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver4 x8 D9 g* S0 e+ ?' C" X- R
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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