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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 @8 U6 d8 r7 u6 k1 y$ F& h3 E' }
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
f5 S7 T. T% W. Pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful4 U- ~! K1 [; f- S6 j' z6 T* I) T
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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6 W0 s. s, o( F: h4 ^* T" q8 TMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and* Z1 C, G) a4 u9 l8 _5 `
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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( O* ?" S9 H- Q. C) q1 N. KOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
5 q' u5 N$ i* M: M# H/ x! K7 ?Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met/ R3 I1 y2 `) p! g0 v6 Q2 c1 z+ _
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be# s& z9 N$ P& ~' F+ Z- S* p
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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3 y! ~* s* }3 o4 q3 Q: F- zAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
: R7 d- j% ?0 ]* L* ?: |! ?& L3 Fyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver D1 r% A" L* y N7 w
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be7 ~, O7 e" ?& z$ m2 `7 D% {
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8 T3 V" ]' p1 FHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....2 C9 k8 ]5 @" |6 b
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
: R* g8 q- L3 aI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains. d' t, \' G6 H7 j$ O
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".0 {# @" L0 k: D
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
j- a' r' S9 e w2 z! |I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
! w: x% f7 E& i( O& ~6 |saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
\& A9 a8 I$ ~: j- s4 {that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
& d7 T2 L+ E! v) {gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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