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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!6 p5 k3 r! f I
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
$ Y' h3 P- H* n, O, E! Ecourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs., z# j+ A: e& u- [+ N, D7 N
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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& c: l' q! w% yReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( {2 ]* j1 u) |; ?
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 D1 s" i# u, R. x8 `; j, v" z* t
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; H) j: k1 P( a4 YI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains( S6 b2 m0 s0 K
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; D, L7 d. T9 H4 R1 O) H$ M
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........- M6 Z9 F9 X/ H9 D+ z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
) P+ @$ N* z7 Jsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
$ u2 E3 E* D: `3 nthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
$ L, d' B6 V$ G$ @& tgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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