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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!* i* m! N" K4 q* W
& t) W' } `& ^! j0 p$ `Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' u B# K, {- V6 l: d& q3 s1 D
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
- u: ^5 Q$ M& x C7 dBrians' roommate Stephanie was.% r3 V8 W4 ~* S4 I' A" r
/ i, w4 {5 I" U QMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
& L J8 Q9 Z" f' j$ VStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.2 m# D5 K6 {$ {( Y& f
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met, E( Q5 [5 G! L6 A
the eye.
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# N7 m2 e8 s; U; Q4 iReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, ~8 q" E1 N0 T
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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# x/ o T4 Q+ {9 I+ jAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
" R; X5 w: U4 ?# y3 |your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
! F, }# u& X, @. |! Cgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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# ?3 m% m; w) \8 f& F& MBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
- R$ d- E8 ^# w+ v9 aI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
6 u( ^$ S' O" j% ^2 U6 oI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 H, {/ f9 l) I/ Kthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".$ Z3 ]8 Y9 q( a9 _, s
( V4 s$ p% @/ ]( R' D- m: \1 HSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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7 u# ?; W( E/ z- @/ z6 m" k8 T"Dear Son.........
$ g7 v; H# r0 \- c( o& jI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not# T% [; [$ D* _. W
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
/ k) w5 Y" o2 Ethat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
: @: k2 P3 e" t- Ggravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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