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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!# ^' N, e6 s, }: B1 @
0 C- j* u1 o$ k7 P! o8 ~$ ^, cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
h: U+ W0 a# L4 E; C* `( ~* {. pcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
: M# E3 Z5 F' ^$ G" X- JBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
2 ^( f# y! V0 _1 g3 @, H1 HStephanie and this had only made her more curious." y. n. A3 b) @ P
- ~& A+ V% U/ k) |8 c! T8 {7 tOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; M; | @. s; bHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, k& q% L0 X; b- z
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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+ `+ i+ A P- xAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since' p9 F6 K8 U. \ T5 ~/ z
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
% [! O' g6 c0 K6 h/ rgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! \( {' X0 w3 h! k6 s" g
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 a* N% A' I' M0 ]I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 u, A+ ]* }8 w2 T5 p4 hI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- I% c1 I3 H& q l4 Nthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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& O* N8 k8 j7 V1 p- y/ WSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that* ]; E8 N2 Q+ n, ], i; S
read:
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"Dear Son.........
. d! s! @, t- S& kI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
- ?7 X; i% q$ J. }7 Z' f$ X6 [7 `saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
* n9 [4 p% O' ? W1 |9 ethat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
- g% B2 ~/ O8 Y7 h1 Y* C, m' Ugravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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