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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( q+ @$ L; y3 K. b
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# w& R; ]8 a4 b6 _" F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 `. l: J$ C  W" O4 k8 ?8 B5 L: Y9 m
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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5 S4 w8 M9 A3 X" k" i& x! H, NMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ r# j7 M+ v  }5 {" m
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.7 `7 t& N, i8 p

7 K# r# B2 K8 ~5 z& N% A/ u! C( ?- sOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 Z7 F6 V$ L% w4 D" aHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met. k2 t/ ?6 _0 U
the eye.
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1 T1 G' `* K6 EReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& X5 |/ L$ I2 r) ]/ W1 k" a% a4 R$ N
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( z1 |6 c$ e3 r9 i: G7 N. a: D
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% h$ i/ ~4 E/ j
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 I7 }* v- T4 ?1 [5 y0 x
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 z& T5 j! p$ W8 N3 p4 s( F
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be4 V6 ?5 l8 _& h+ _
sure."3 ?5 F# R: z, _& ~( m% t% b4 U, Q

: Z- S# t8 j9 o- X) o) K) ~He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....9 t# k* M- d4 |) j# \6 d2 m
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and( p: n: p% J: O$ o; A* r( l
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
5 X' h- ]) H( wthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# c: P9 C  Y. x. |
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that# C* G* O2 n, I# Y
read:$ M: d5 H" Y, R

( T% V: D0 @5 O"Dear Son.........
# \& p, E' `+ N# R" ^I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
$ H" }' ?. m# \7 d) I: y  Usaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
/ E% Q$ e2 ?! \8 A' ?: g! G9 M% Cthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver- k) ~, L# Y8 ?+ u) M; j
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
+ O3 c( z, |7 C8 {& }3 c. d这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
- t" M% J% c* G& \这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:
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, c! F9 M( A7 C* S" y+ ~聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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