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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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% r/ G! J7 [5 V# oBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
7 {; r% L, o* I( }course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 J! V) U3 ~( c* ]( hBrians' roommate Stephanie was.! W: z* P# w! Z& u- M) @0 Y

/ Y* \6 x2 j1 |' K6 v- ]7 RMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
  X# w6 a  O7 x' a: e0 w% tStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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# r; a9 J& j" l  HOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
% Y+ V, J3 }. c) qHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" U5 f6 x" M* i; A( a
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."/ ^  O: W! R4 i( T2 H8 O

& K. n8 ^6 K( K, X9 u% Q4 r, ?About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since$ B+ ^2 S+ }/ l8 ]; |/ k! Y
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. S4 J' o9 [6 K7 `( F& D) Bgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"2 i/ ^/ v, J, R+ q/ X4 s1 H

  f- v4 w! \* x7 u# E9 VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, r  F) s: Y0 ~
sure."7 ~- b( U' Z) T% x3 a5 I. y& b
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ y  O+ T4 A5 [2 n2 N
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' y: @* l7 Y; h8 F7 c+ w
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains$ p8 n5 D3 B  ~& ~0 J* r
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
" h! R; ~, H% B+ y. ?+ S; h, eI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 c  I0 `+ R: K5 J/ isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:' ~! ?+ [9 P" h# B$ }
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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  R0 w" f  C4 s* ]# Q" I2 h1 C! H看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:7 j$ \) O2 q5 k* K
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:
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6 L/ K' F/ @/ ?聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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