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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( q1 q" ?7 A: \9 U- Z( K/ Y
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 v4 g7 \0 s/ _* h" d# `+ ecourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
, W( e8 M% j# ?: U- a1 |# |Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
  l7 J/ p1 c% v, zStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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* t' c. ?1 w* u0 Z2 T: lOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
3 X, e8 t/ N1 s: m- vHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met3 h6 r# f: G" f
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 q* l/ @2 B( U
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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% z7 ^  p% q1 }8 w( AAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
7 u" s' [" p0 H+ o' wyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver1 i+ W7 x7 k9 u
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"! l: R6 U( i3 d4 q# ]* @8 w

4 R8 \" U& E' m0 z+ Z- JBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be1 Q7 Z+ |( W! e1 j6 b$ i5 P& D: f, Z
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9 @$ G0 R. C. b: F/ H$ V% r9 tHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....3 Q+ ]; X, D% n; D$ X, k9 K( w
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
8 d; }- N' [# c, i4 c9 M$ BI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains& j; {1 |3 n/ f1 L' @; }8 Y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".- J! ^0 k' `9 T8 X
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that/ }9 j2 B. Q  k: u4 q" H: F& ^
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; R9 I* p2 P# A9 [: F& I9 A"Dear Son.........
4 x  Q( ^4 y  k. x. ~I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not9 ^' }: l7 O* @  U
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
3 ?' r! a3 a4 g( Z. cthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
9 C- r/ H2 m4 ?* W0 E1 x$ c' L8 t( _gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
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鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
+ ]8 R; g' m1 k" R; M这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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+ ]9 f5 |) C0 j1 m- U' r看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:* M. t' s$ F+ U
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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