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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!8 c# f" U: i7 F& Y* J1 n" b
! w- ]7 p2 w' o, O* d* H) MBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the1 W, C' u1 R2 G" Y; `5 w/ w! s1 b9 j
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
7 f- h- U' d* {0 S: U* e+ EBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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# a5 e7 H5 [! _! H) hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" o* b* _, J- O: L& {5 p1 x- DStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ z, y+ s' S# ^+ N5 YOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
- e4 k1 ~- k; \ d' O- aHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
5 J4 y; m4 x, `% f' [4 Hthe eye.
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& H' N4 r, s, O" {4 l: t( f4 ? |Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
; [' Y6 r4 U) S/ V3 {+ n3 i" Q1 qthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."$ R, s9 x; t U
0 n% }; ?5 q" m; L" t7 wAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since0 d$ g+ o7 x( H% M1 J6 U
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
) C0 N8 E+ D: v t! {7 zgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?", f* E1 r$ k4 n- w" }1 V! b
! ]5 Y- A- N7 b; | y( LBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be+ j! [# q6 {" o: `% Z6 o
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0 Y5 ]. ]# c9 e; wHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....1 r& X4 p) Y& M
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
2 n1 ~1 x3 [! \! H# S7 `$ gI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 F( a0 D6 m1 F7 P6 [
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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6 w" @+ Z. T! F9 I1 _8 A"Dear Son.........1 }. E, }( B) E$ X F/ V1 m) O
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
8 K2 f( ]: m) h- Qsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains* N! G( A5 w# S0 g$ C/ P- b0 a: c' h
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver. F5 P6 F. q3 ^8 }/ Y' S
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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