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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!) @/ [, z: Z4 F7 o$ R: P
; f; L! p, |' z. y% r: oBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
+ A# ], v5 h, c$ h3 s- icourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* ?$ t) p @! Z7 f1 u8 a k
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.$ i. F: U' p7 H
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 ~4 z4 V% Z$ z- ^1 j* N
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.2 O$ a) R! e0 q
' _4 [" o$ `/ m) X8 aOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
6 n9 K; H. i' J4 P3 n) V* s' \Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met7 z; X% m% m' {+ m! c! }
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- u$ i2 t) |' H y( @5 F6 F6 k
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.": l2 `7 n0 W5 D0 e4 c
- m7 P7 j' O& @ QAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
$ f+ s; ?2 p# ?) f$ lyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver+ X2 M1 b9 ~; e! n: z
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"% x E1 j, {5 Q$ R# c
! Z0 b8 a) b+ VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: M, b8 s" J5 S. P5 v
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....0 k* r, ?( B. o# n
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and8 ^5 M/ z. H# S- _( h
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
* |6 O5 \; N2 k7 V- d* n2 P! ethat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".1 m e2 P' }- M) C3 W* Z4 Z% f. F
+ D7 N* l8 @& SSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that: X! \: X* }; j7 I, I* ^" m
read:2 H& Y5 `( b; F9 O: J0 t; d. P
! K/ ]# [9 |% a/ P"Dear Son.........
% f0 D' C5 q1 L- O: u$ ?I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 O& t5 e- ^ L* w" ]6 T; u) Ksaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
' z8 U0 w7 p. H3 x1 vthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver1 F0 j- ^# `: T
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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