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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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3 J* _/ u3 t4 a$ g* B6 |( W, K6 {4 QBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. h; w; G! d0 l- E2 E0 I' }
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful3 q6 \/ J/ P# {6 y! F
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.6 |7 [/ E: r* W+ `, P
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and6 U. s+ X0 l6 b2 M" u
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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8 ?3 ]* l9 l' i# ^4 N# IOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; u9 k: x- \3 A- i/ @7 F2 t. kHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met8 P- ]5 u" }# ], q
the eye.9 c, X% \$ P: X
$ I7 v' A4 C, d8 F8 E: QReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be' f9 I3 ~& {* j+ o* A% d
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."* w6 u7 F! u& f A, V. u$ `8 H
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since6 X- a5 K- B3 l( ^3 Y
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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5 u, c6 n- S4 h0 r) u# IBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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0 g3 P; u3 f1 C k* ~He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....' l; R4 A3 O4 N* }2 }
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! a4 u1 }6 n1 \3 }! W
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains! U+ \0 I4 F* g! K9 h. s, Y1 n
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".6 s1 ~, r, m% P8 m) o$ i) z/ t4 L% q
1 D, [4 M @0 O- RSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son........." K- `* ^+ |5 L
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
; F# o1 @) r% Vsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
, ] w! M* W. ]: dthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
" @# k4 u/ s' j* I4 jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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