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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!, X) y4 [' x" Z2 {1 f$ }
% z4 m' L/ c9 c3 }$ h% B jBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
5 _$ l% A1 P( J, [course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
" S- S) a, e$ ~# |9 m+ `4 fBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and; \1 J/ P7 U7 o7 ]
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.' b# ^) w) Y0 q8 R6 q
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.7 Q3 J1 x- b# ]! w, X
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met4 W4 K- T9 h2 `& g3 {& Q
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ \+ z/ J0 v8 h; @* S8 y
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 i4 y- V% J! W8 O) ?
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
8 G3 T5 M* I# V9 B; Q0 hgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"; |5 F8 C& T& ^8 c1 t$ y* G" j
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 c( ?- w# p7 k+ _4 O: {2 C# ?
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ e& ~ `/ J) }% b" a
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains% B* Q* I# x% ~5 X
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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" c2 L, Y) @$ S, VSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that/ v2 e6 I1 H9 l! U. \; M+ f0 p2 h
read:
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) P4 n) X0 n1 r$ j5 m1 X' ~; F3 S"Dear Son.........8 N$ j# _6 | X' ^) ]2 m5 m
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not6 }# G0 J! d3 U8 ]7 W0 d
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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