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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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. d/ ?  n$ l) P& W9 pMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
& l9 n3 I9 B5 r! z# D3 rStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
" h) h# M: {( A5 r4 f* jHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be  j8 }7 U' P& G) R7 |) ?
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."! x' ?, }. C" ~! `

; d6 p* g! ~. W4 w" iAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since& X7 e# i( T+ L3 S  d8 U
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver7 n, a8 ^2 u* \" }2 B% i- _
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"# A, }5 D$ _- t' t4 C2 U  j
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....7 L1 r7 e6 x) R( ^; Y- e
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
5 M, ?4 V" P8 B9 vI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 k! f) R) Q7 n; n5 c- c2 V
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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) ]$ [3 k& ]9 u* U0 DSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that  B4 v9 T8 k& S5 z- ~' c
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"Dear Son.........
7 B' m  p: u* g2 g! WI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; B. a/ U6 H( x% T8 ^
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:; N7 `0 E* V$ B! i- H) W. Q
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:
0 _' G' X% F% a: v2 q这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:% e; }# Y5 I+ m% M% ?, H6 B

; O6 [9 L' s6 M聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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