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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!- k( e! u( ^0 r5 {
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, s3 B& W' {! Q1 o+ D) ~course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful" _4 U& t; p: [' d
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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1 ~) f1 o* g. P& @; OMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
, X% [ S: A4 r) R$ s' IStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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! x) k8 f) ~+ D* f* ~4 }Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs. _+ Y$ D0 V* F6 L- [
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met- s5 U- O6 b6 U) k3 K b( R9 @
the eye.3 o7 W o0 z" E
! G# k) ~) A3 P9 MReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
1 B8 ^5 y) n$ Zthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."2 q# u( c- V1 _1 a% v; T
0 u' C. f3 O( q. F; PAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 u0 O n( q) U8 Z. T" |
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
4 M/ c3 f E0 ^gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"5 ^8 A% s" F, L" P( ]& E( @& e
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- y) r7 \9 M: W: }1 V' k
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1 f5 e7 r/ m* \% S, JHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
' p- B& I, y. ], b5 R/ ?I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and# e- s# \; J* X7 f" f
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains" w8 c9 C, b# \" o
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that* z: f, R5 t, ~. m" i
read:
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! J) k" {, P' s5 Z"Dear Son.........- p% t5 F7 v8 Z: d4 ~* q0 Z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not e' z4 X" g1 J' U
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; U6 L ?3 n( ^% W* O+ Kthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver) U! z O c H9 l# L
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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