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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!; `, X* n4 g i/ s! L1 X/ ?
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. K ^7 A. B3 I+ z& j; U9 b& T) r
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful! H7 j$ W, R6 A$ R ~2 X
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and" b: q% | t6 B& U6 t4 _7 |
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.3 V9 ^- H/ Z5 a$ P: e2 D
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 \# }# E' i. `& J: K, L
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
z+ ]* |3 M5 F8 K" Rthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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- E3 M0 F6 r' y, Y/ xAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
+ y, \1 c9 C2 [/ \+ P eyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 u( n" n0 f: y, U) o
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"7 C5 o) c( a- j" d
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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4 R V" b$ W/ q6 y) OHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
5 w6 V- V! S) R0 V6 T$ ]8 g0 ~! TI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and1 X$ r8 N1 m, [" r8 M' a1 @
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains& s3 ^: Z, N" E: P' f5 m$ ~
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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! {: q6 [2 W0 \% b& aSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that; P0 @+ Y- ?9 F/ J( e/ i2 \
read:
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"Dear Son.........
& @( _" c: W" V \: D% R WI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not: t- O! g4 `0 \" V7 Q
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( x8 |; [2 r5 l7 S
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver/ D' M2 z% d9 G* w& @( m
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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