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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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1 { z3 e0 d& t4 J I* n2 `, TBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
; Z& o! b6 j( I# ^# Y1 [course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful! o' S. s- v5 s4 u) N' ~$ V
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.+ D9 `4 t* I1 ~8 K( s8 [, E
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and% Y5 Y8 M! R$ n6 X( a4 C
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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P9 _% @) I6 X6 ]' S9 BOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
+ b4 x* U4 @8 x6 g' S/ ?! {Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
. r- e) X$ a+ e, \% [7 ^+ ithinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 l/ k, H5 b2 q1 M9 p& {' [) D
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
- A) d, a6 I- Z; ^ R1 myour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver# [4 @7 n4 ^% x, \
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- F" e" X" ^/ Y- n% D* H) L# V9 t
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
$ S: U/ ^ a4 x- _I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and9 G- O& \ \7 [2 }& R
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains2 o) Z+ y7 `( O! W, K
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# s2 v$ w& M2 U+ ?% A
9 }5 @+ m, p! tSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that2 Z: n! ?" c$ u0 ^
read:
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/ |* a3 U- K* r, Q"Dear Son.........! L( d6 A( z: `0 J
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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