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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
* Y; U% T/ ~# n' acourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
/ Q \9 g. X/ qBrians' roommate Stephanie was./ s* Z1 F7 _# i
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
~( c$ J$ p* d9 U1 x( FStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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+ Z% R3 _- B) e5 G4 o- y6 ^Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
" z F) @% U% e w& s1 cHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
4 y! f; P8 _4 I1 J cthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
! |, N H5 \; h8 k# D( _( {: Kyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
! }( H0 \9 I, Y- g. L: H& [gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"$ Q" r3 F- K; h7 E% ~4 M) L
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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* }* z, a: Q+ k. [) q% i9 CHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% T" R/ _. X; M) t. _. nI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 O. t! m8 S0 s4 s
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
! Z# M# y6 w, Othat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".& ~: D8 ]- m( v5 m
, g, U7 t/ L) J! F/ k$ H" p3 Y2 E9 cSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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2 _4 S" c' ~- l' k6 c/ ~"Dear Son.........
9 s2 b* ~8 Z s6 } ZI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not* |0 H% q) o! G2 i
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
5 K7 x" e! k9 e% d- sthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver$ B$ x- I; A: m d# }
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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