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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
2 v) E# O2 i* S4 fcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
3 O8 q3 r- h @" ]1 XBrians' roommate Stephanie was.: s5 e4 V9 `5 `5 v5 P# k
8 T* Z, n* d/ }Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' @, I7 _" B7 [' Q+ A
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.' V2 B/ E6 u2 {
/ P( s( N, M: t( t8 G& TOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.* L3 ?0 K( Q0 j! L# B9 q; v3 t
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be0 Z4 V5 N9 a; g, J& U
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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0 G+ E+ [ v/ Q( c2 N6 {; NAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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) a, O% ]1 _; a8 t2 `' Z) P- V! ?He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 E" b2 v) l, ]1 @0 O F$ j
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and% }5 P; A: h0 N! _4 e2 Z9 x2 ~
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains0 u; L0 ^) }' v4 F) ~/ C- o
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".. {3 x# y, W3 h: k' j
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
# o. B: Q* L9 R$ w' S4 w. iI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
' F; D! V$ I3 z! p) h; dsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# f0 A' O$ L6 y/ O, I
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 K4 i* J2 _& Tgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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