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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.$ d) a8 J. @* v* ?; E: X
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.; g% @4 D( a7 z" e+ E H
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
R$ {! ]) L9 \2 w6 F1 s; s/ Ythe eye.0 j) Z- v% Z7 t6 H7 H) Y
- [' M- s* Z1 c/ AReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
% b* U1 Q% M! U' Vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."& u! {$ h* K* P1 e0 f4 f4 S
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since" Z& @9 N [: g; K" c6 k
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver4 i& l6 J' e; P, y9 d
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": \# U# D' g E2 d
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be0 g1 z3 v" ?; ^
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& C. b0 d. S1 U1 ~% q, kI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and, P0 f: q4 M1 I; Q r- V+ H
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........% x4 `6 w+ x0 R1 d0 Z. a* V
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 \) L3 L) N X( r7 x4 u$ qsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
. H. W8 b+ Y6 i6 ]) @* v! M/ Nthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
u, O0 H; Q* ugravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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