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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!- q9 V$ P2 Y1 f4 P2 c
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
3 t3 n+ V+ o* Y+ V! @course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
. g- Z4 W5 ~+ T# _3 MBrians' roommate Stephanie was.! ?& k# u' b, }6 _- b, r
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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+ q. S7 `2 T2 q! j/ b# J/ POver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.9 m: x& g; A4 |7 y* w( w
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met% H3 L) x7 n% G, s5 Z! o3 ]# k) _/ k
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be* S' H" l9 d7 X' Z3 ^
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."! T, `7 \* g; e7 s/ e; t
* |7 o3 |6 F. Z% ?2 V6 mAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since1 u2 P% a2 v& f8 ]% q& t3 Y0 T$ K
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
# B& q. f3 ~3 U1 r3 v0 _gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be6 k4 a& x; Q) Y3 \
sure."
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) G; z# ~3 F8 Z6 @* G1 hHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
- }- V5 o. ?8 vI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
6 G, [" W" d3 V6 F* p9 R0 SI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains8 t1 `& R3 u* t: V! Q# z
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
b L7 k3 [& w$ O. nI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not/ \4 O7 N! P6 h4 t y; M* d- v
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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