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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( {! _2 ?0 m6 v4 a, Y; [6 Y
. u6 f- C4 p5 k) K& Y3 I8 T7 qBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 m' k( U6 D$ B* Z1 B; i
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 O0 u4 P Y0 P
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# H& W7 f2 W6 M3 K2 c9 Y
' S* s. e" L2 y; `2 }0 P1 f8 aMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and1 ]# Z0 T6 C4 G: Y
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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/ x' J4 O: M- e9 S! SOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
0 ]4 t0 D7 S9 o% D" |& ]Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
8 Y( B5 \7 R7 b! d8 ithe eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be& d3 g7 c3 ^* Z) K; c
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."7 @1 d' B( x$ b
8 U! }+ V/ H1 z* `5 Q; \About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
* F- C8 s" H/ X& V6 Dyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" E! g- L4 f( y9 T
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"& J5 q9 ]1 r; l0 X; f8 X
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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+ y. O& F& p0 p% W' V) c# ?He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
3 w, g0 ~) R+ X1 w# CI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
1 Y7 v9 P- s, O9 E# h$ d$ NI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
4 S0 h2 u7 {/ H# X. ?7 qthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 S$ G; W* y4 i* A
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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7 Z' w+ y1 u+ `& o) E/ P"Dear Son.......... ~& k3 \5 G% r+ j
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
. |" s) X v$ q& b% r6 k1 Hsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
" F. c+ o6 f1 J- x& Z' ?that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
) L6 _# c/ {6 k8 t& pgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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