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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!% R- b2 o1 a# u( ?
0 h0 w3 |" z, T xBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" q5 r8 a+ b- j) `- |
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
) a5 \1 G {9 a' ^& s3 U" ABrians' roommate Stephanie was.2 t1 a% x) |7 A4 m2 _9 F' K
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
8 d( P- v2 z9 o1 ?Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.) p# J- j: l. A- O/ x- F* ?* i. @" J
* h8 w+ i/ j: o9 vOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.; k: W7 \7 w K7 Q1 t
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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3 d" ?" F6 f; V4 E$ \9 o5 O9 mReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
/ b$ P+ i$ h T/ t, O( wthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."# v8 H- d) v! w- r4 b7 L
5 F) |' J8 l& m' Y8 _About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# o) I( c7 U5 y% I
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver% a4 w p- G( s8 q! C9 `# j5 P
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"/ ]5 {$ h" B4 k/ c h) ^+ i Q" x% \
D. g' y% g* @9 ^" t/ }( Z+ u3 xBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be" k3 M: B7 V; s0 M2 x& J( u
sure."
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( }! @# R) q6 q! cHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# r! d; ?4 F3 SI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
4 F" T9 R) d$ _# O: MI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains0 D- \( Z. r g* ?; W0 B
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., h( D7 b$ e; ~5 Q" b
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
% Q; e* [: P8 B- [/ c% ?! WI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 v% z! H, z6 N9 D6 @; k/ Ssaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 S8 m- }3 ]. n9 c
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; B# l* g0 ?) g; ]6 Ygravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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