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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!3 m; n* m! v1 V: b/ N. A8 H
B+ V% H' U9 u6 e/ X) T0 eBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
% R# X0 [% J8 X6 [course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
: \# }8 P. a" B, E1 uBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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' D& L W1 _4 Z( BMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
) r1 |9 ]1 K6 V8 R: ?7 ~Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.8 C4 J: |+ _; Z: u" J7 e8 C2 i
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 q# h2 s3 h2 z t! I$ Z; l- d5 V9 N
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met% O; d1 ~- P5 ^) Z: p5 \
the eye.
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' I! V6 ?3 |- M, a' j' ?Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
6 i2 y6 P5 }1 t n9 T% Othinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates.") {6 C ]+ @1 f+ a$ ?8 {
4 V& ?- O4 J: P1 O) }3 aAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
: Q/ w! n# Q0 s: T9 k, Y) Wyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver6 a4 q3 O( h# D* Y
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"6 w3 d* i5 u2 \
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be8 a* t" G9 l! g/ Z9 O1 g
sure."
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" }3 g9 B0 `4 }/ ?& o; mHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....2 _- O. B" ?/ D" C% x8 |
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! W2 x5 ], e7 g2 V J i2 J* [! z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
( U( M( D' g/ S( G) u3 N( dthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".1 N/ N4 F3 Q: v- f% h7 K: Q
, _4 Y1 N# e+ n2 B% i6 `Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that8 ]% G4 z- n# e3 ^3 q/ V
read:/ [! w9 Y% j: q3 p+ s* Y. [
- i' U) T5 Y6 C& J) [. T"Dear Son.........
: a8 M2 {( ^. h! r$ g2 }I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
0 E. U1 t: X7 x7 f2 `+ isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains/ ~3 ]) r8 ? s4 B$ X h
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver" d' B: Z" u& p# C
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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