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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!& g- m/ t& K, G) Z1 O( v6 u
0 c( M; ?- B0 qBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the; i6 d/ R& h# |6 s5 N
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful' K# t% ^/ i' z" N& l* w
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and. m) f$ g; S; Y+ D
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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* L8 L" `/ h, J3 \. G$ T$ uOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
- C4 x5 c0 E$ QHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met6 z F; I* ^ `
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be- b6 d5 _, b; @
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."* K9 h% n- N( [' `. ~4 R5 p
2 d4 u* L; d) MAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
: h0 A* ?# i/ \5 Vyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
; G Z/ G2 P. o2 jgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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( X, n: j0 @4 } \9 n, e$ ABrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be) g5 y) ~" e; f2 [& Q4 e2 J+ _( s
sure."% J2 _ `; d8 e; a: k! y
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
|0 \$ i! f0 @ Q: DI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; a+ B# b: C7 A, N* aI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
3 M7 _* L0 L0 M i, ^that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 H, S# A' M! i5 y
0 n7 R/ B1 {6 ]+ O( h! w ySeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that) V. o3 @ U( e* ^# V
read:
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"Dear Son.........
$ @' [, K' z ^5 t, pI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
/ @5 t- t1 c- p; Z) I! fsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# _4 b) Y% d6 O O: {
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
q6 E3 s) g7 \9 igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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