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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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4 p7 P W, D5 V" J7 [$ `% a" K% bBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
+ @+ G. t A1 T$ Z1 P5 q4 zcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
& z7 J b% r! R& e4 s' J' D0 xBrians' roommate Stephanie was.3 r" Z+ W: {$ I0 @( U- v, D
8 @1 O& {1 T) [; r) l! FMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
8 ]5 i, |* Q4 C0 YStephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 r6 \6 a+ y9 ?5 k8 J+ K
2 E- E6 M( F. U: M7 l! iOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
9 g8 ]1 I5 E% J! |Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be0 K1 }6 i, ?* Q8 c ?
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."& B1 V/ a G9 E3 W1 W. n9 x2 Z
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, ^) i/ M* v4 L+ dyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
3 F# J$ ]/ ~9 d$ Ugravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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8 @/ r3 C! s, h1 I+ jBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be0 u" u1 S' r& U+ H
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....% U+ d( `" `& p% o
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and1 a6 ^! q$ T) P1 {% f
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
8 Q$ c6 J: h" m- K6 K0 \; k# hthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........0 N* ~1 Q( l( n* D2 V O0 d" s$ `
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
7 l9 L4 e, d7 X- f0 n: S' I7 Msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains5 r. h+ ^' U5 p: s4 ?
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver, U3 t/ C7 Z( ]( m3 Z* L3 Z
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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