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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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* v1 I, q0 R3 ?' ^Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
# h4 @7 ~9 r8 I% h9 Ocourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful. @, d' r% d! {4 m1 \& Z
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.9 h6 R4 l6 O# O6 i7 t/ e
" T4 P( n: S& _- r" V6 y, uMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and4 t$ K7 }9 R! z& v, c5 V* R/ y# ^5 S
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.+ r1 Q: u. h" Q" K
7 B' W# O, ^& B% dOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
& A. x" [2 m( W) B9 N. O3 h1 Y6 PHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
5 D, f) C' Z1 V" T Gthe eye.5 C3 h7 v# S5 m* F# O* u
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be6 k( |$ Y( M% k$ R2 `8 s
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."( {5 R2 c4 K. t2 M
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
: X7 X. q. w& R oyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" ?8 s! u0 k$ p: O. M1 j, M1 E. `- h7 n
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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" N. y! A( e' k0 ^5 n& qBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be5 e" U9 B/ i/ C6 j5 X8 ?) M% N# x. H
sure."
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# q4 w+ K% z4 r5 } `- x3 }# }5 L4 p# lHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....$ X% t' _* O/ n8 C
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
6 l2 y& b1 T" A5 G% ?: V+ N9 iI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- U! `+ p6 q' X6 U0 V4 H! _that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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3 b* v5 {) h# v, Q& BSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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+ ^$ N# ]! Q8 n: J. ^# r1 W6 g"Dear Son.........
5 \" f& t; P; J* E N9 U+ U$ r- mI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 ~5 g$ i. i, F5 v L
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
" \7 j$ Y; I; A H# m+ ?that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver, H5 p' K; i, x- W6 d* S
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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