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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" S% ~7 J M- K R
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful7 K" X0 u" j! _$ k' i9 S. X; D/ Q% z
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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$ _# h- h% Z9 K" ^Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
: J2 P$ }# ]% e" `5 y$ F1 PStephanie and this had only made her more curious.- o+ M- s% ~% i* {( U: ^1 O
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
- c/ P( m* b3 Q& t O, sHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met$ `; R( ~1 x5 s# v: q! [$ q; ?6 t
the eye.4 t' c7 u0 p( H4 W! [* z- B
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* o/ G" b5 ?8 E% Gthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 f Z# _ l0 S1 X9 s; ?, q
, ^, B2 _8 G; J6 v3 UAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 ^) {* A+ I8 X. G6 P# z
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver" H7 y3 F! F! f7 t& Q$ c& K
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?": I1 ]$ W7 Q) T/ t/ ^- j% t4 \
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be: _! F, D" w; W3 \0 Q! V
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
; }1 U% P! d- ~8 n% j0 U0 z) wI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
% T n% ]9 F8 V7 wI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
' h% {" }: w! ?7 u8 y2 J+ B- lthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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* N# K1 W) r5 r$ y, VSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
$ j1 F! @% S; B7 yI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not1 ]' K; U- X3 j s. I% d+ p
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
8 d7 Q; Z8 f6 ]) K& G. k" jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
. p u+ M* [, t. y, J3 H: W; Tgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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