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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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- V2 z" y2 c$ f8 {- C! QBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
, i7 A3 @; U0 K/ C `6 ]4 M0 k9 bcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
( L: a+ [- E8 G& _7 i! bBrians' roommate Stephanie was./ p+ Z/ A2 d# o) l* |' x7 ~
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
7 A5 ~$ M1 Y6 A3 m4 i6 Y) x5 P, R' iHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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3 Y: L" n! O1 ]; a2 i: }Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
c' \& o: v) e- ]. F# pthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."; z. c+ c; W; X3 L4 I: B
7 c2 N& {6 d1 h& Y* T1 T% F, _About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since( c8 u5 d$ h) h! M" E8 J
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver5 w: T# g k3 q3 y# x! M
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be8 P& R' E) |8 h8 [
sure."
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. }8 D2 ]& }! [4 Z! tHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! ~. _, B: v5 s! D
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and N& j& N* {/ c5 v' a( U
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains9 @: C! S) B8 p9 F2 W. }' w( }0 I4 ~
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' d' A9 P. }( Y7 t( }& G* D8 P7 R
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
& [6 N7 c5 p C( F7 w5 U! YI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not u l& @. Q, C& g, ]- r* s& u; C
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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