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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER! v' |' z+ f9 v& j
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.8 W: I- U: T4 b1 g% n) ^0 X
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and( h" }: N6 G+ p$ ^9 i
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.8 x4 Q0 i2 Q& X F& C
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
% @* Y% V v3 x, ]$ F2 S! ZHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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U' a5 P+ |0 g# iReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be# K; w0 H( I& s! P+ e- b
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."4 `3 h8 T2 d* W: B( ^2 ]$ K; m
5 _; h j0 y- w+ D7 VAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, Y. z7 ^" Q# X& F! Q
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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' f- ?! \5 T2 Y7 S! G5 YBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be, T' z4 n0 A0 Q+ \6 W* h7 L `
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( B4 \( w" N5 p) }; d9 V
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and- \' z9 |6 p# e
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' m! H: V( M- y6 K: C6 z
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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6 R6 T2 t1 l! D0 V"Dear Son.........7 }$ P( [/ i2 ]5 c7 I/ X
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
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that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver7 \+ e& r& X2 b9 \% x
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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