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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the% S0 P6 ~; V' ]$ a: y6 f6 ~- t, X
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful6 i$ _7 P. k, |( H3 @: ^& v
Brians' roommate Stephanie was. ~5 e! R, f9 P8 P& C& F
3 d' S# O5 E$ R+ T7 RMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
& E0 i. a: `' o1 bStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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) H) I. A5 S! ~6 d) u OOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.0 b# g0 c+ s( `; V
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met% C0 C9 u l' A' z" o- y( w5 V4 \7 X
the eye.
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" q7 e( m' j: e3 V- B. DReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
. e1 x) x3 l) b+ M3 ]2 p6 sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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1 H2 D9 c9 p7 a+ w. yAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
; e5 T: ^; _. H, F; u! ]6 uyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver9 P, x- Y0 G" i; X
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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/ {" x, Z& I' C: R# \# X; Q0 t/ ?Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be- g5 r u+ g+ {1 F( h; U
sure."1 u/ P' M9 _ s; i. t+ s$ y' a5 i
& \8 e: w; [, F, y2 g& H1 L3 N! z, K3 gHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
: O2 P9 [+ E, l) x. V: Q* d' f6 xI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! ~* v5 C1 h5 g' j9 R: i
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains3 U w! C( @. Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........& h6 f' u; ` D- }- Q& j: I! m
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
" C4 T9 g4 J2 ~! a' j! }/ L+ msaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains0 U9 `: I0 H5 Z7 S9 B# B
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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