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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!1 D4 h) t8 {" S) S. L
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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7 z6 P& [! ?) `) XMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
8 ]5 e U3 `) b& Z2 CStephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 k ~+ `/ [# Z+ P2 @& x
% N' n' |+ O) z0 R$ W; HOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.% G8 p" J1 ?: }9 u9 |/ `
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met v0 H3 ?) }. X# V
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 `1 t' I' p+ O# _$ X( f
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 E2 e1 G+ W2 q1 [1 F, A
; a8 H0 J6 _0 H" F) TAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
8 L: N' ]6 {) }& d1 l; `your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver1 e6 j/ Y# u, {; G% `6 c% \& e: I, |2 D
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
. C1 `2 ~( q& L& pI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* I, ^. L5 j% G, Z# rI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
/ o0 _2 X: n. a! vthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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, A2 t7 `: K9 `' S+ M9 TSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
) t3 _) B* \/ H. x0 }/ sI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
2 C) b# j) C; W& Y' L4 j( _! Csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
. K! Q7 g. @7 T. B/ @9 I, r$ Jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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