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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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' L# ~( R2 x T6 k9 x+ {0 L1 YBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the g9 W3 U; i2 {
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful+ R- b$ d8 p. W+ N) \7 N
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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5 G2 [* R+ K8 Y) hMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and( z9 C( _" N/ \3 I0 ?0 l
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.# @' @& x1 k& j3 m
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.7 |1 k* Q5 [, k
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
' K0 }+ @& U. }* y$ ^5 h: nthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."7 d0 I- g- E" s2 b8 V2 _, T) _
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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1 d' q' b( H2 e2 G* F eHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
% H7 D+ T9 k) l( H: K7 ?+ |6 c! `2 tI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; ~* J0 a5 X/ ^2 B7 {
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
- e" Q2 t5 D( W5 ithat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".4 G! Z) J& }9 ]
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that. R2 z! x, ?" S+ n4 {
read:/ m2 H& T5 E6 B
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"Dear Son.........
- n1 k3 i5 _2 u7 K; ^" v5 ^I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; w5 Y" C" ]/ o3 k
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains& h- r" U; D" @2 f% N
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 C3 h: f) R& i1 l1 k- Sgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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