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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
( J/ J7 Z- M7 @% R, jcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
1 b' C1 N4 S8 Y! e& \' xBrians' roommate Stephanie was.$ G9 m; q$ G8 l' t* W Q9 P. P
9 J0 V' Y( }/ jMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
7 z( y+ R; @# F( cStephanie and this had only made her more curious.; L+ k9 ]+ p) M+ z& j
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.6 O8 I, ~, x2 N( I* u+ ?5 ]
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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) f8 f& j( q! I- p& x. e0 e" X; XReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be0 c! P% [8 l" }; w* x
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."% Z) g+ i$ b$ Z" f$ Y: P
0 R: i; [" Z8 M% b7 JAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
* k- R7 O* b" Z' }' _; }' wyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
" Q: D7 q9 W, v! E9 Egravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be$ L2 z! X# ^7 A2 t, V8 y
sure."2 w* R2 g( ~0 ?
$ [/ S# K8 L) mHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
* X) o( D- y2 e1 e7 d8 |I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and0 W) x9 t Z, x0 T1 I( z/ H1 D
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains* k- E, K0 g9 k% Q( L4 t
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian". a* S+ V# U' \' X# ^
8 \7 w- X' y; _7 z TSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that% y& h1 _ Z j k
read:* K+ ~+ J, w {$ Q$ S* F
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"Dear Son.........
2 B- R) ?9 Q# F3 I) y% A& n/ @I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not R- g$ e9 L0 e% y
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
/ R$ S& U4 X' S2 Gthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
7 p ^8 `3 h, Egravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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