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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!, u4 o2 ?; N5 A/ W; ^
7 y/ c- h3 n$ k- l0 d9 j4 EBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* {# p+ L, g% k( h6 r6 k- r
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful% ~, a* G: ]$ Q/ S" `2 X/ ]
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.- S' Z- L- C. U7 m
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 F, A9 C0 }2 a! P* ^
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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2 v+ U4 |) D" |Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 l5 K( ?) P) H8 ~
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met" l! R/ M# T8 @9 Y
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be5 \8 r) q; n4 X( w
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."+ p7 `; I4 n) P7 t. u
]9 A8 W) P7 S5 K" `# F$ KAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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, a m- @9 X4 S% v! W4 s. s3 Tgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"+ I3 g1 y0 E) H2 y# V3 Y
- x: t1 Y8 e) S% M7 L0 Z$ k8 aBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be! \' F" r& A: J. i8 _7 J8 }
sure.": V! o& j0 X, {2 s+ B
) V j- y3 e& Y* g3 K' LHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....5 y' T) S) u# n' h" |
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
7 E7 b+ @! Y! H9 v! KI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 k; C4 u, p) j9 U) n
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., M5 `2 ]' ?& I1 F9 G1 f
8 Q, n( [9 a' YSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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# l8 S" l/ e1 P( _4 A5 ?# d! V& @) v( |"Dear Son.........4 P. R2 @5 w! B+ m
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
- [ k5 l1 h3 p6 {' fsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ V/ \$ {3 a8 N- @/ J9 p' o- }4 E
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver( [7 Y! k* D6 C& `( ^$ p9 I; V
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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