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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!: Y% e9 j1 @* O# }0 Q' m H
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the4 B y& M: ~7 @; l+ F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful$ m+ [8 d Q+ [/ L; a+ w: G2 h
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.8 Z# I2 w. m2 w$ b
/ c4 y( ~ z# qMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and8 m) D: O0 p+ [8 J8 x
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.$ Q5 M9 O% C/ u( X8 q! X9 g, G, U
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since) {& Z' x- R# `
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver `4 O. S$ ~5 x0 z6 z
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?", j k- Q" O* @
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( O/ G* U* A% @, E) g
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
. X% Q5 @4 K- a# F6 k# B9 oI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains7 C% x. C+ Y! s0 b& z. ]/ P
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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+ l! y, s8 {8 |) S$ Q- vSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........6 \1 U+ M" q, i
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not4 N# C) E3 `" t1 `* ]9 Y9 P4 D
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains( v% P: y: u6 o$ a0 L; `7 o; [
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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