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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the* U/ h# a. `) j) p& \0 V' v8 z! B; P+ I3 d
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful1 ]/ @+ k& r# ]5 q' `; p# W4 S9 A4 G
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
8 R4 H& D4 v6 E, mStephanie and this had only made her more curious.! N8 ?2 Q/ B2 h
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.' Z; C+ Q+ s9 N/ A
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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- V x1 ]: S4 t# G3 m9 k+ nReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be. N8 k: l7 Z) u
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."2 r/ ?+ Y% v! {3 r. X9 `
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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" i( H+ K% Y* t1 ABrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,...../ N) D: k8 ]; }' q+ |
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ D, E+ f+ N; H" H R7 y% F
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
# o( @! d/ k- I1 HI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
5 T9 x- H `" S6 Z# Ysaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains) a6 |, F( w* q# }% ?1 a- i
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver# v) I% R) Z2 n7 v9 {* \5 W4 f
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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