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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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- I! x7 v; M& y* m; f. S) tBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
& i9 C9 X7 r. L8 w8 U/ ^1 Ycourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
& ~+ W( k+ k( H Q6 e2 E2 E2 F( @) UBrians' roommate Stephanie was.3 K; N8 F" W% U3 T- ]0 ~/ X
5 L2 q' Z( i5 q9 b. o9 ^- `* tMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
9 H2 F6 k& z$ U5 i, e. u, p% O( k% CStephanie and this had only made her more curious.# a4 m2 g5 l: k1 K9 c; K* R& C$ F) P
, A) Y7 R5 E7 q$ _5 S0 Z4 _Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.) q0 D/ j: b( T/ c: [1 a9 {
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met: _& L+ n, w/ M/ w. Y8 l k
the eye.4 w! ]( I" L; k. |' B
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
9 ^$ l G# C( |' @2 k5 _& Hthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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& G# Q0 v6 }* [. A" uAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since# X$ s2 ^6 h8 X R
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
7 B9 S& [, F+ {. Y4 w9 Cgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 ]! p" R% @7 _" I2 t# u
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....( B9 I& p o, P# Y$ U
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and! D1 G' T2 d# e9 F8 ]; c8 n
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
* R6 O8 J+ `" z+ x& s3 S/ @that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., s& S1 |0 y9 W# `4 S
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
3 H# b, {0 a) p9 T4 U# Sread:
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"Dear Son.........
7 n1 q$ d( j2 ?/ E/ M, s0 ?3 mI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
9 O* o: e" k$ N3 {4 B, @saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains/ R' `& n) M+ Q9 |, g0 S) ?
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
9 o/ l5 W0 S, {, ]gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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