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鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-1-10 16:54 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the( [/ R- q/ v) G2 Z# b
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* H9 c# e2 ~: u8 w8 r7 }5 e; B
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.$ G! x2 I- E7 C" [

! d% R( t8 k0 y* I, @2 RMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" H$ k0 l* L' |4 ~2 z2 K0 ^7 |Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.2 z# U9 G  V$ D3 X9 R/ [+ l' Q
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be1 P6 p6 f, l' p/ z9 V' J
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be/ P* ^4 A5 Y5 F  [+ q# `. @5 c. ?: y
sure."
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' [5 I' m) L& j& IHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....6 b; C2 c4 n* `
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' o) C0 ^: q9 M: j- s2 q* g
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' [9 r1 o% x# _5 Q
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".7 q' x& ]* g; O! T2 [# k: w) S' f
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
$ ?1 J, `) \- I: lI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 G0 b/ S- d5 G/ h. ysaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
I guarantee to Mao Zhuxi that I really didn't get that  ladle last night when Brian went back home.
鲜花(18) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:32 | 显示全部楼层
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 22:32:
; o# |0 v" m& X0 V4 s" N% x2 E这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!

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7 T- o7 b* m+ `看人家别申请了同学多牛,还用英文回答呢,你得好好向人家学习了,不过别申请了同学干的事情,你就别学了。:lol::lol::lol:
鲜花(53) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-1-10 22:47 | 显示全部楼层
好文好文有意思.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-10 23:00 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by rainbow0704 at 2005-1-10 11:32 PM:0 D4 |* ]! R5 p/ Z( \
这么一大堆英语,看了就头大,晕呀!!!!!!!
当作业读!不读完了不许睡觉!
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
鲜花(86) 鸡蛋(3)
发表于 2005-1-10 23:06 | 显示全部楼层
生姜还是老的辣啊!:lol::lol:6 l/ |$ y: ^! R- v/ N" j
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聪明的老妈斗2个雏,小菜啊!:lol::lol:
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