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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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' S% P% N) J) u9 A7 z! }: W' R- NBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the" `- ^! g2 \2 W3 |" q. \: o m
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful! |) K& Q! I" q3 g# L
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' _3 P# m) E( a/ B+ U3 ?
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious., Q; d$ `! P. l3 Y- T* t1 p1 y+ |
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; Z6 C( q: u' ~4 W: u8 F# DHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
) R$ ]. K/ }9 ]& k- l: g6 \thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates." ^/ j: [% v8 Z2 I
; V/ Q% r- a( g5 E6 A# W/ S' O9 TAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be& \7 |* }& G4 u+ q) w$ I# i, @- M
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
5 ~0 y! J' _7 \; d6 MI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and& l0 H/ n. a! j1 R. d9 N+ d7 M) x
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains, N. Z D( F' [ `/ b+ D
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that- R% q8 h0 u0 x
read:
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"Dear Son.........1 e: g: F- q0 A F7 L% K5 M
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
3 T& k; H2 P- q4 `saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
; P. I* M7 E4 [& c( k# jthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
: w0 t; Y' A$ [) s% | V& S' Ggravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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