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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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6 w7 T9 G, p/ @4 }; ABrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
0 p* P# k, r) X+ W6 k7 jcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful8 x8 n$ v, {4 T2 [- ^ \9 P
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.% V) s0 ]" U; f& G$ B0 s! Y/ p
0 D( S# ~; ]4 t! ^, qMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and0 y1 K( J6 u. T5 b
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.9 @! C% O. k7 f5 w' j/ M* Q
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.$ Q# h' V9 a# r2 k$ E3 Q
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
* H( h- X; A9 E( X4 o, Cthe eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, t6 s# U, j1 f; j/ ^
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."4 r( v1 O/ i5 L- k
0 E; j8 O8 ]8 IAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since! h* ]' _3 o/ d3 `, k% _- r7 F
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver. ]! j- O" W8 T6 w7 {
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"# }' h4 y' l, @' }! o. i: |
9 c' o8 ^, e0 F/ ^" | t/ aBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be+ \% e* I8 |5 u4 h" B
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8 K% ] L+ H# A$ ?- YHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....! ~6 G7 `& }& K% v$ q0 r( K
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
+ G8 s1 b L3 }I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
+ s+ m3 C) W2 C( |5 Hthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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, d/ c, `2 V) X$ k" vSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that1 ?# d! Y- L" v; ]8 y% \9 B
read:# `# Q% H" r+ e5 b, t2 n$ ^
$ i3 R. W- L, V+ Z+ S"Dear Son.........
9 B+ p. o% a( X! L; n$ z8 t' gI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
- Y8 D, @# e2 n% s' Asaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
' E5 H( v& w5 x& {; othat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
* ^6 I/ v, Y) w2 y3 c. u2 Mgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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