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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!" }+ w6 g9 Z1 \3 ~; ^! i; ^
; X) k% _( ]" d" LBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
% A9 d- B& S( H- w* k2 e2 x+ I8 gcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful: I: a, b; X) v+ L
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.$ s; F3 h2 G7 @! a/ _3 ?
# v* i& y, \ @$ p/ ]Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
6 Q: q& ]# S8 b! i3 wStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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' I/ Y8 }% G* Q, B: q0 g! [$ HOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.5 K/ f$ R- _9 w( ]3 C
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
6 n) s) v7 `# S ]the eye.
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# F* h. D" I* q/ s9 h4 S# L* W! o* \Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
( D$ s6 O3 f8 G |; Xthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
+ b- x. t9 k9 \6 T8 hyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
. l, X+ `5 c7 Y, Q2 p; kgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"9 b$ J8 B3 x' z: R' x$ i( G }
. A e6 `. u8 q4 f/ M) eBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be u$ r1 n* U; f. ^8 D
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....* p, i# j6 x3 P" s4 `& P/ B# H# k. j
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and" O7 i% H4 r/ R! E) V7 z
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
" i8 D5 I* @: v6 x; {$ B+ p3 Fthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian"., e6 Z' v9 H3 u+ C4 F
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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0 ~+ K: |) a0 ^' T0 L"Dear Son.........6 N8 A5 V% j- Q+ k6 n3 a
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not6 Q* l4 i& Z5 [% J7 R5 `
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains7 k% Q- L, e' k. @, r$ |3 u
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
: G* v# i8 ^& }/ Hgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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