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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!3 {$ |! p. z) H/ K# t
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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0 w9 W* m: w. z# w, R, k0 FMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ |8 u: e0 F4 m) J1 s
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.1 b8 P4 k* Z, n0 _) D! j
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be% a+ p: |# S1 N+ G
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."9 b; x5 ~/ Z9 b7 Q# ? z
4 x( `% ]7 `% g4 S$ b! nAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
5 N4 i6 v! Q4 Eyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver2 w& ~: |2 X& Z& ?. X# r
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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' R8 s0 t5 S1 e- YBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be9 G. h" c! B& B$ ]
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9 S! t8 \- ` J% o( QHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
6 A6 f8 y" v8 D `, m1 lI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and% c8 L" a9 N* N
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
4 V: J( X, j; s$ d1 \" ^% V6 ethat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".# f3 i& O" R& A& V
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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" w/ \+ b4 Q J; d"Dear Son.........
8 Q1 l5 ^9 x, m: _2 h3 DI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
4 x( E+ o; v' isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains6 p6 f5 Z4 o7 c5 r, L
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
2 ]& D! ]1 s0 L; J& |' dgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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