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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 j+ C' ~& a) a% i0 l# ]' v7 x1 O
5 [6 H: z! }+ j& ]' cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the' V' J; ?4 G0 n* o. U7 `6 s
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful4 X2 h6 [9 m, U* c f
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
: M/ p2 b! E* n" MStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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' R8 S3 X7 Z7 H& l3 L( [; B6 nOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 m$ s# k2 d9 \( C& N
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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: d% e% n5 `& J+ b3 [Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
# g( O7 M; a. _9 cthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since* X2 i" n6 D% b8 V( g: R+ y: D
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
2 b& x, E' n: @* ]/ O3 L1 k# ^; zgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be( g2 m% A0 L/ A' t+ C- Z, A
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....., o( |+ |# @, ^* h3 J' q
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
# n7 ~) \; N H8 E* G6 WI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
: g4 J( l' F9 o& \/ N @that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
/ R) p* ^1 x* W6 I, XI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not8 g$ a V& T2 h% F+ T& N5 }
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
8 R3 k7 p% d- wthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver& K, M/ i9 m- W
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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