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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!2 p, H( N6 A {( ?, j
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the. y8 ~+ C$ i; \( _
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful8 p! j. Y& X: E, A" q2 K
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.# _; f$ t6 u% p8 z
7 B2 x/ J; l' a% L Q4 {Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and- \$ _1 o: k4 ~1 u- M0 u3 S0 T
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.! L; H$ N; l8 q
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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the eye.2 M: a3 S2 J( V: z
y9 G8 J3 V8 eReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
: ] B7 {4 g! o( u3 Q& u' Hthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since" f9 l) [! C' \2 H
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver$ _; }, Z5 Q7 v) R
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"- X2 d) W- t8 j' X: e) b N
. z8 |% Q+ O9 b r& W7 ]Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be9 b6 Z6 \% A1 `$ R
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3 Y+ d/ i6 b9 T `. H% l$ LHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....+ c8 F% ?5 D* w/ P
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* {4 K2 L: T; X8 Z& ?. J, PI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
; G" N) ^0 r+ P8 a7 N ^that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".+ R+ d# h5 M0 z: W
4 m+ Y- R4 w% u' P" x3 H5 v! ESeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........1 [" [ B4 z5 _- M
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not( `$ v' l% I0 P5 s
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
7 T% b& h* c! Z/ l* Y J3 m+ b1 ithat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
2 ]5 ]. M) F. S, Qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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