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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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, q0 Y7 ^& }9 nBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the! {' j. @0 O8 o3 E6 E& O3 R" Q' G
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful+ X0 i. X% O7 m' b! h$ \/ h
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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6 a, H, j v0 u, b" OMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" I) E& X" r+ {0 P; M3 }Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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n& z2 V# N0 f6 V) O/ iOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
* |! r& i! F3 i. LHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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. {' K$ m$ z; i9 |& WAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since& C' r0 j& e6 E* [ e3 E
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver, ]2 V! }; b% u2 O
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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0 r% U7 K! i6 y2 b0 x5 K1 oHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....8 B& s$ d" g0 S2 G3 \" v
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
: z+ _; C+ U7 }! S, G$ l, HI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
: U: `$ |: E7 p! E( @" Qthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".8 y P# P; i7 n: C
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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0 |7 ?- e9 n( k"Dear Son.......... B F z9 j- L$ {- w1 M% D. z$ |
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
* Q# R+ ]5 a9 w; V) \2 X Wsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
, i v6 {9 y( Z$ y% ?5 Athat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
* A& n+ S% Y' {) f3 d# }$ }# Mgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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