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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!4 W3 Z% {( H$ E% `$ }0 t* |
6 N( Y8 J9 q+ L, BBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
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) O4 j' A+ i, n9 T+ t# R& [Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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/ W; ~. i' i. ?Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
8 C; Y, Z4 w' C5 gStephanie and this had only made her more curious. A7 A/ O: ~- |
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ O5 r6 s' Q. Q2 h2 v2 Q' `
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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I- M3 l) o0 |$ A: }* zAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since, ~7 Y5 x* V' \
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver# u/ _& d; q. C& W9 y: Z* t
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
0 _! ^7 \2 \" J* N; ^, rI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and3 y- ]# p k( B) p
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains8 a0 y8 ]# B3 f. @* q2 L2 _
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
m; e- H6 j F) {I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; M9 p }, T x6 G0 Q* R0 G5 m# x$ {
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains8 w. [; L4 j6 z. V3 o
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver& h. i$ S$ X8 A3 W* ^4 X/ w
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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