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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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( ]2 k) _+ N+ g. w0 CBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 a6 d. q8 e" [
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
6 k. m+ l0 [. n, RBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
- p- x9 l: M9 g8 s! OStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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) Y" Y$ V* m) ZOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.+ u" ^( l( K3 }( Z$ M3 N
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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+ \) Z$ a' W8 X) C) @Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
5 W5 S( F% M; D& W% T) z6 Cthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."5 O' z1 B1 D0 @- P- x
' E; l6 h- D1 f/ W% qAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since9 s8 o; c; s# C
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver& Y0 T* `2 q9 n; B
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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2 y; i6 k8 c0 A! G" y8 H7 D, NBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; ]- f0 V0 J8 a0 t9 v3 ~
sure."
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" g, r+ M. g2 k6 r2 d; rHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
& V& |: E o1 r4 z& BI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* w, Y# B& V! Q3 c t5 a! OI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 K5 y: T% r+ v6 I7 ^" B X. qthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".' v4 c7 r+ f$ }3 v
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........# B. m7 g+ D8 d: K% x! W' Z4 y
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, Z2 t+ ~+ C z/ ]& c/ nsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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