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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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+ R3 h! F. |) }2 J8 nBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the; t7 k! l a! w1 T8 Q' ^
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful2 Z. Z* t+ c2 v, k! m/ R
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.6 f' i( o' `& Y+ Y" h0 N
! ?4 L8 |9 J: X+ k) cMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
0 | E; P+ M# U% k- X& l; r, lStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
/ z1 R1 z ?1 c5 Q+ tHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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; Z; L. ], w$ z8 h9 N, c+ UReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
# @8 o+ ^. S7 i% G9 y; Sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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; w% A6 @; f' t) r+ O) FAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since% i" {5 y5 f* K& B8 X
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
6 F6 K2 a: [/ Qgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be2 \9 v0 u5 s9 g+ l
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
; ?/ f4 I$ H0 I/ `5 K5 bI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
: q' u/ W1 |$ M8 I. x) wI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains3 |! C* \, m/ p+ o! [1 ~
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........6 o* J- h2 v6 }
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
# Y2 k* ]; B# c4 O8 bsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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: Z: _4 S/ g5 g6 c- p4 ?gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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