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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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" Z& d* l! m. H$ s8 ? m) U' wBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the0 D# R5 d( r& c$ k9 w1 t5 I
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful0 V2 M. w7 N* N& J, S, D
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.) x1 I9 ]/ ^* D5 q/ Q8 d
+ }7 s! w: e9 Y9 cMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and7 {( w6 F! p# m5 U
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
' r u2 q& m) q0 h# mHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met9 s f% ~$ x! n3 f: z+ _# W; |
the eye.; i& z' o% b) S4 r6 P/ a0 T
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
$ }; t" C8 ~( e$ Uthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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0 |0 G4 d$ t4 W: @, ]& cAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since. e, A _$ K1 d1 Y6 |' P( k+ \
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver8 q6 i4 V. x3 M
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"4 ^ o) L( F$ ?4 T5 Z( B' ?* u2 C
$ b* N& H: j- m1 U. VBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,....., f; C+ H( q6 q/ m/ E1 W; M4 F+ I" Y
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and' l. J/ p- s% d2 s" u
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains0 ]2 t" y* Q5 \2 z6 E
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that" }0 f2 z4 P5 |* N, c' e6 Q
read:6 _9 l2 Z: f$ f' t$ s7 y B: o+ C8 |
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"Dear Son......... Q. I; B+ f) z0 z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not# P v1 ^' c) R; e
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains& t3 Q* m& M1 `
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver/ c% [% ^- f* `8 P3 c) ~7 @# p {
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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