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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!4 R/ @% s1 k* d9 N
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the, B; Z( r2 A* ~
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
5 [' x& k# Y. D& G" VBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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@5 x8 [& J. d% O2 Y8 ~Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and/ }2 q+ F; o8 B1 i1 X/ }, o
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.* H% o5 J9 W7 P' m
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.* p W! h- Z) K2 ~" C
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be( @; [, i% m0 F" G
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."4 x* d! T4 A+ q X) Z
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
1 Y# x! S3 F6 V' L l3 R+ b v" Ayour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
5 o3 a. p3 Z5 Z, w; I3 Rgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....4 Z$ M) D6 n) s; L9 F
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
) `6 w, ?& s/ D5 Q5 d" jI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
/ F+ I) k6 F" `4 j% o3 Vthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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- G4 p/ z3 ~* B5 t3 X# WSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that( m" V" A# f4 S" ^" M; z
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; ^/ ~2 v8 ?3 P7 A"Dear Son.........
, ]" p5 ^% F3 sI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
8 k8 i% G8 E. o, J3 M2 I4 xsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains2 Y$ ^7 D, y F
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
0 [6 t% L1 O3 S1 Q* U- B7 jgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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