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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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0 A2 s4 {$ m H9 T& w0 i2 K" cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# i8 i% b. D5 N. x. g2 d
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful& s+ H( H. \( u3 a6 p9 A9 u
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and& }& V& G. {8 A- C% Q8 h
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
; d6 f: }) @4 A! g' c$ N/ DHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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5 D% E Q+ a& YReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, b0 G8 R, Y' B) L2 |
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."8 g0 N/ O' |" ?; h2 H
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
9 j* a; f8 y' ?; O3 wyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver* F4 k* u2 H# k+ ^; D3 z, C
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?") C1 d' a4 ?" r! U& u) G% {
; \0 J" ^- k" Q3 a# yBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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; X+ j0 n" g" e2 V# H: }He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
( w7 u; l: s3 n. A* |I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
5 v/ M6 {% `/ [! P6 KI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains4 k3 z1 g1 }! M/ l
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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% w6 O* Q' u: i. C6 `5 p* O i1 pSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
H4 F& c+ h2 Q( I2 bI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not, j, G( K4 `( e
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains# C* i8 @$ i5 J# Z
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
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