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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!( M& F5 |" w r) H# K9 D
4 v, k* K* N8 d Q9 }Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the5 e( E3 K J' C' e! W' _6 v9 }4 \, Y
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful; b0 B: u% M, d* y4 `0 H M+ m
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.0 @4 Q+ J3 C1 U9 T, z
! w% U) |4 @- lMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
& y# J2 i! b) t. z0 eStephanie and this had only made her more curious.; k. u9 f6 e2 H* v* } P1 `. q' c
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.5 d4 Q% K, f( u$ h4 D
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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; e7 S- p4 E4 VReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be" P B- N* W& @) f8 X2 X! U
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."* K/ h8 R' C) L5 e+ i* y- [
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
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gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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2 J1 y' z# H, N) Q6 z% B3 }Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be" k4 D/ j& l2 A# @
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....) D- A4 ^& c/ O7 I9 R1 x8 _4 b
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and+ o- [1 H( O; z, j) s% J& y
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
" c5 p1 ?1 _: Z* V t; ]7 p2 h1 Bthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 C: h) _3 @5 X3 D& m( N
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........0 A7 |+ X5 A% [7 ^0 }, Q( `; g
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not) z; f. P/ I+ ]$ e/ Z
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains" f' j/ g* W6 v8 i8 z3 k8 C! h
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver+ |- N* G& c5 |5 b3 `. I
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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