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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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, m: i) e' \8 @* o& IBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
+ S9 n; n& ~, D- ucourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful7 f" w, O+ N/ n4 Y+ w
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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8 g9 I! j. C0 W5 V0 z5 oMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
1 {/ E/ N# |$ a( K3 e' @+ GStephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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; t Z1 H+ ?) R" q" O& WOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
1 Y. s5 y. Q9 gHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met* h$ ?$ c/ z4 b3 \
the eye.
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2 C) `7 \. S6 CReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be, P0 u/ U7 [' o, [! B
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."7 x8 t+ i( ^* m, [
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since/ I. S, ^5 ^- b9 g6 H$ ]
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
8 ?9 u1 I& B2 k5 ngravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"6 v8 F) R1 e/ {7 x8 t
9 W! A; ~( q3 y6 `' O% ABrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be% x8 H0 N) \, [, d* _4 p" c5 ~: S
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
1 \% D5 Q: {( V% R& u) WI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and1 {% D$ X& O, A2 } i; m# D6 K
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
6 } ~) n4 @, ]* |that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".- Q; d% \/ k+ C, ?
5 R( ?4 ~7 I K( G1 s7 ~$ w& bSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
/ ?1 V) x7 Z- J- L, e% L' _read:
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"Dear Son.........
3 c( j' _2 t1 L% V! PI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
) y |" P. Z+ x' c7 Isaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains4 M9 w: [+ l3 [. r4 H) \" o
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 J7 r# H3 Z4 G; Wgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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