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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!! t, J2 q8 v! J
; S4 E8 G# C1 b$ f( d8 MBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 I3 ]% x3 Y9 Q* n+ ?course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
9 u3 p) D" {' M5 o; h2 j7 NBrians' roommate Stephanie was.! b8 M# V/ V! ^$ x* |2 m
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and$ [! a0 G& G! o4 r: Z2 _0 U$ f
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.5 o" O. F; Q. e$ @3 _% b
8 T. ?; @% b' R8 a) @! g' p- BOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.; H$ P/ b& l5 l' e
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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+ o1 g5 n( ?( `1 M3 WReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
& L2 M: W9 R; p3 |' ]2 bthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since1 Y; g0 L+ v S% g% R$ L
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
4 C4 O# _5 O, Y5 x( Dgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
$ p# I4 C* V/ b% T8 gI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and& X( t ~( U5 W
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains6 q# w& Y8 f+ @5 @. |; a" Q' T3 A+ Y
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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2 T8 _# P. V; V; A' OSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........1 F) m% V. x* q) p( @- G
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not; O- T+ v4 f9 L* c* A
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
0 v: g8 l' C5 O+ F5 Nthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
% C" I0 D9 j# s+ `5 Y. Lgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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