A Panda joke

没心没肺 · 发表于 2008-2-26 12:29

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

Then the panda said "Hey!

I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the

manager got home, he did. The dictionary

said

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冬日繁星 · 发表于 2008-2-26 16:24

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星 · 发表于 2008-2-26 16:26

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen · 发表于 2008-2-29 17:02

what?

小叶子 · 发表于 2008-2-29 20:31

KANKAN

小叶子 · 发表于 2008-2-29 20:43

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表 2 k. a2 {* _' Y' \# ]
does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-3-1 02:34

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表 $ n7 D- o1 ~4 Y% h7 v8 S/ L

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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
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这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"* W9 s5 @; o! s; V
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

Right on. Up up.

小美猪 · 发表于 2008-3-1 14:04

想知道~~

織紗千影 · 发表于 2008-3-2 14:28

想知道 >3<

mission · 发表于 2008-3-3 15:28

See...................

billzhao · 发表于 2008-3-3 19:55

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表 " c  {: ~. s* M9 R2 h- A* I
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"Eats shoots and leaves" 0 r! D  D3 B, _- h8 i

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+ R5 D; F$ s3 H1 g5 Sleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开, x) H2 |. p0 Z9 n  T
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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how smart you are!
I was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
Good understanding!

eats, shoots, and leaves!

9527 · 发表于 2008-3-5 14:18

Xbfeng · 发表于 2009-2-5 12:05

See see!

小美猪 · 发表于 2009-2-5 14:03

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
old joke~~~~~~ one year ago~

没心没肺 · 发表于 2009-2-21 23:21

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao · 发表于 2009-2-22 13:12

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使 · 发表于 2009-2-23 09:45

kankan

奔驰发动机 · 发表于 2009-8-9 21:31

1# 没心没肺

see see

propeller · 发表于 2009-8-9 22:28

绿枫叶 · 发表于 2009-8-10 00:35

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89 · 发表于 2009-8-10 06:00

1# 没心没肺

what's the next?

jordancq · 发表于 2009-8-15 20:07

what is point?

sdr · 发表于 2009-8-15 22:35

xiaoice · 发表于 2009-8-15 23:19

wanna see see

chmwl · 发表于 2009-8-15 23:26

riny · 发表于 2009-8-16 10:36

看看

海阔天空 · 发表于 2009-8-18 07:48

cg666 · 发表于 2009-8-28 09:05

1# 没心没肺

see see

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