A Panda joke

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A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
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manager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"

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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
1 {6 ~2 X8 N( Ldoes it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
# E& p+ h5 o' K" Zleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的笑话.
不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表


"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
: p, p5 h; L- G+ y+ K. rleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
7 E) N0 H! q; t( w这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

4 v* I; b3 [; r" D7 T" l+ M7 Y0 F! ^; bRight on. Up up.

小美猪

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織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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# `' v# W: y# |2 G+ E3 Eshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
8 {: N! L) g# U6 o0 P" z8 Uleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
! g0 b/ I( N1 @8 K1 R7 F这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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how smart you are!
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Good understanding!

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Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
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没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

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see see

propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

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cg666

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