A Panda joke

没心没肺

A panda walks into a delicatessan. He orders a sandwhich and begins to eat quietly. When the waiter gave him his check, the panda suddenly stood up and pulled out a gun, shot out all the
windows, then began to leave the deli, the
: [9 ~! t! w) Gmanager said "Hey! You have to pay for all the damage you did AND the sandwhich!"
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I'm a panda! Look it up!" So when the
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冬日繁星

interesting, wanna see

冬日繁星

does it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

echochen

what?

小叶子

KANKAN

小叶子

原帖由 冬日繁星 于 2008-2-26 16:26 发表
" ^3 s0 P- s, a1 G9 ndoes it mean that panda looks like a robber? I didn't get it quite well

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"Eats shoots and leaves"
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shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
( R- I6 M% k- h2 z2 vleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
/ M$ e4 `- h' _' ^, j8 v% Q: }这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
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不知道这样的理解是否合适, 请高手指正.

sweetspot

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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+ \" S4 {9 w& x"Eats shoots and leaves"

; T' N) S7 K2 T7 u0 Q9 kshoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
leaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

' a1 x+ Q- J) {  t) IRight on. Up up.

小美猪

想知道~~

織紗千影

想知道 >3<

mission

See...................

billzhao

原帖由 小叶子 于 2008-2-29 20:43 发表
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5 ], `# }( {$ m4 y"Eats shoots and leaves"

shoots 名词是嫩芽, 动词是射击
# `4 {$ ?3 u" Z" s9 T6 O, z  xleaves 名词是叶子, 动词是离开
7 E2 H4 c5 C, O4 k3 ^这句话本来的意思是说熊猫是吃竹笋和竹叶的动物, 但是这里应该理解成"吃了, 射击了然后离开了"
觉的是个扣字眼的 ...

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: m; ^! \" Q4 x' m. }how smart you are!
/ U" B, [1 `( j$ j$ i, `$ TI was wondering what east shoots meant until I read yours.
Good understanding!
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eats, shoots, and leaves!

9527

Xbfeng

See see!

小美猪

Eats shoots and leaves
fuuny
2 Z2 O: I8 H3 N* eold joke~~~~~~   one year ago~

没心没肺

哈哈，老帖子被翻出来了。

billzhao

好故事，多看几遍也无妨

快乐天使

kankan

奔驰发动机

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propeller

绿枫叶

Wow, So many master-hand, I need see all article

tina89

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what's the next?

jordancq

what is point?

sdr

xiaoice

wanna see see

chmwl

riny

看看

海阔天空

cg666

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see see