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Marriage viewpoint / l3 o! t: G3 w/ Z
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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day( v) y# f& ^' |1 C! o
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,/ q( l h8 d2 ^) ?+ [
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
' a( c) Q6 U, C0 _: }6 f% @to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma8 |" e* ]8 O) V9 N
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me9 J" d2 {: B5 d9 C( `
that you're not holding up your side of things.'1 ^) P8 P9 [7 j. g
9 D6 {# M4 K5 k8 l+ u. u9 J& vMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot0 T7 }& x, a' q6 m
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would
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on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.! D$ W1 w5 p$ _# s8 g
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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