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When I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day0 v4 y. V5 y) Q6 f
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,3 O) ~4 n+ u/ ]5 v N `2 v
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got5 v% Y8 C0 M8 ^
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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$ V9 r- U/ d5 l1 a7 C$ _9 _! O' r+ x'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma6 K) n4 M5 H% c# p B4 m, A
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me: ]) D6 L, u6 X+ j- G) z
that you're not holding up your side of things.') D6 F- R- f& f; h' {" s. D
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
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once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping4 ^2 |8 @8 c; w1 r: l# [* V6 [
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.6 p/ ~3 b2 ]7 m& M$ D! x
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in
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