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Marriage viewpoint
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B- \. _+ K7 T4 mWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day/ {( X" F1 Z: ]7 f* a' R
and said, 'Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,9 A: y* x2 y1 `4 L
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got3 w: a3 [% w3 ~/ p# M" R
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'% T9 M+ I5 f1 Q- ~# Y: J0 w0 [
: z. O$ F4 D- ]3 W: I8 }'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma2 r* D2 o0 g4 Y4 f# M
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me9 }( ?# t1 Z6 v5 D
that you're not holding up your side of things.'
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; B& b$ T) s- [9 Z$ [/ V- I7 zMy wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot% Q* E* D9 i7 j4 N' C3 K3 g
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would6 Z1 _# |. R2 f- {( S! y
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping- l3 T# B7 q4 O( S% ~
on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.: w, R0 u. C; W0 _: ]# u; }5 I
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in' X' b" I3 [+ E: v+ S6 a4 y
a hurry. |
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