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0 o3 q; K4 \% ], P9 zWhen I had been married for 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
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slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But I got
6 _4 K; v( _3 {, _# g+ T$ K @to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.'
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& C* R) M" N ^ C4 \'Now, we have a nice house, nice car, a big king-sized bed, and a plasma7 |4 p0 O% I- w5 _! P# P7 J! G2 X
screen TV. But, I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me; E' m' d3 J8 D/ e2 Y
that you're not holding up your side of things.'! W' v: H! l6 F# K- k+ K9 p, m
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My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot, y! _8 M l3 W' `* o
25-year-old blonde; and, she would make absolutely sure that I would- a% @! H5 P7 U" S
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your problems in# N' O- t$ T& l9 B# B
a hurry. |
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