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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that/ j* f1 R; S9 ^: S- m2 ]
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a% l. B' f- E8 t% ~9 _
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &4 ], c$ _! {, A$ c: ?0 s
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue9 C9 h0 A. E* G4 z7 Q
silk pajamas.'
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: e, \9 ?5 z/ E1 i( q7 L8 E2 ?The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did# v; B; T# i8 [: g" e4 W
exactly what her husband asked.! q- V7 N7 A" ` t& j
) l! D4 f! k, F8 W9 l2 m1 ? a+ CThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?3 k5 A( r! c# r" ~
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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" i( _2 u4 F1 n8 H, x" \( w% W$ ]The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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