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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
4 n' K" X) ~( O% t0 ?+ gPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
W5 a# t! f0 K+ |8 O; I/ f, K5 vweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &; x; G! ?- p, Z5 S- w! e
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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8 K1 r6 v1 i' Z/ a6 WThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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8 }8 s0 W. |# E# ^The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.; O: K' [% _. x. F4 N+ }9 e
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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; C% p& V$ O3 f5 ^+ |He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
% b( ~' @6 h! s6 o1 Hdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'% V- e' k" _! l; Z3 U, q
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- I, a% x: f; q7 @The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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