Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
& v' Y9 k! c* x1 J/ C, K5 dweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
; m) J+ u2 l0 O4 g$ K+ P! A6 M0 x1 a; QI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
' }( x' V# V  s6 Msilk pajamas.'

1 \. H  \! m8 pThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
# J9 K: n* b0 _% j+ |exactly what her husband asked.

) J: e' M) x; n# e! K# YThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
. ?$ g+ J- ]8 ?! Jdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Cut off his........