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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go2 L# {4 m+ `5 |4 r; m) s) p
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that. Q2 y+ P' f- \- \8 I
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue0 m0 l' ~, Y. p9 C0 S# s0 R% Y9 W
silk pajamas.'
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% x" B0 Q: c, o# n5 x8 h3 I2 U4 }' UThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
+ ?; u! `. J1 C# Iexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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6 N1 F8 j7 T8 T% F/ k1 l% X5 ^The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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2 D0 i& b* l6 gThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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