Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
  d4 G! a3 t) B1 Qfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

; ^) \- G5 B: P* d' a7 KWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
. s: }3 H! ^0 i1 O% n% rweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
6 X3 x. k! ?% b6 N% bI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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$ }8 I2 }9 H- k! u; \The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
" p! b* O2 g! Xdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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5 U4 l9 T; P% \: T, z' j, T1 YThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

8 }7 U. O9 N: R( q1 v0 {3 e' e! o" ~Cut off his........