Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
5 i7 A9 K5 i& ^week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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% x" B0 Q: c, o# n5 x8 h3 I2 U4 }' UThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
+ ?; u! `. J1 C# Iexactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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6 N1 F8 j7 T8 T% F/ k1 l% X5 ^The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
0 T& e  S. ?8 J8 r& |$ E& t2 @didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'


2 D0 i& b* l6 gThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

" s# y. b2 O5 y/ f8 |Cut off his........