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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go) M: v. M. z6 n
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
3 q; U( ?8 V# y5 i( X- C8 F* F5 MPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
7 w. | o5 `+ f6 M" Y x; j; }( gweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &' ]2 U+ C! c( |
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
' m3 N+ N# C0 P+ O5 T" l* ksilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did- h! b3 T% Y8 a) a2 _8 G
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good., j- x& g3 @* ^, F
& G" K9 i s5 _ aThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?" s* o. k; i- m6 s
7 Y. q6 R% u- n% ^9 tHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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