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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go0 ^) K! z2 y7 r& R# e7 D
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.3 h9 q6 W: U4 T
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that4 c2 s# b; i# [. ~, |; m
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue# P5 N# o, f+ R; q4 I, n
silk pajamas.'
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3 ~) Y6 g# T6 l- LThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?9 h9 }1 ^* f' X7 p; F
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why! M( p2 J9 t6 @8 E+ H9 W
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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