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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : & L/ f) K3 H6 t8 J+ L) W
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+ [% P" A8 V" d/ H; L0 cTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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8 L6 H% W) U9 mWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
7 P# p% E3 M: C$ H: \make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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: k2 o: B3 }* I& KGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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. D! H3 d$ P5 y( w5 W6 ~: Q' U' MWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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) x$ n" t# S9 [; F1 ~0 sWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 0 ^$ h1 H1 g- i- a/ m
! H5 r4 K' n8 z2 ~ N! n. cRinse conditioner off hair.
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! M7 y* Y- r7 Q# H1 n7 O1 ]8 V6 V% vShave armpits and legs.
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+ @6 Z0 T: ^5 _) ]4 V( A# dTurn off shower.; D$ l! M/ p; _
0 {5 T$ U/ p/ G9 O3 KSqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.! e. }- Y5 ?' t4 p* U
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. 8 q& w9 _5 O) N
3 t8 p9 w5 `( L3 BGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. - c9 r8 X7 V9 g8 n* e
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 3 A, T% i/ D4 z% u( [: c, |- p
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Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. 1 i) |( q5 s4 y9 G8 U! h
2 P0 R) _; x1 T/ l6 C0 d! @% q5 b& UWalk naked to the bathroom.
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! K/ v% @$ F$ @4 w4 ~6 KIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. % B& q1 O8 s4 }( O
& w2 B2 k4 [" }5 l1 Y) z1 w: d4 oLook at your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. * Q8 h# s+ @9 X8 ?0 r- n4 v% C
, Y# L7 w# }' b. S5 V* g5 D1 {Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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; E1 \% h; T' ? A6 HBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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0 q! \% L5 t$ `) l7 R/ \5 sFart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. 3 Y/ \8 E! o4 W) r' g
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Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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. O( r; s3 I- n( D- q) a( O- UWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. 6 H4 p2 l" D* ~) ^6 I, y
2 q$ F7 l; y* `& FWash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 0 v# H3 \% g9 r J3 K( @. W
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Pee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower. 6 W. l9 o& o; p5 I% P% E6 s
6 ?. \3 n+ O% o( M7 m" IPartially dry off.
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# _; P+ L `- `: d+ Q/ mFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. : K9 X _$ e: }: h g
" h2 M9 Z# J1 t: q; f3 E8 c. zAdmire wiener size in mirror again.
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$ X3 T/ f. N9 l6 zLeave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. ; z1 s( C$ t. E6 F/ a6 L" Q
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed.
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If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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