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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN : 2 v' c$ R4 C: a A9 u
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.* d; ^) A5 i1 F: \) x
! J% \2 B) e% L2 W$ f7 dLook at your womanly physique in the mirror -- 2 ^) u) W( i; ~6 g
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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% ~' d/ ^8 R$ w3 x* OGet in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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+ y0 Z9 N. O' u. _4 F% K; TWash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. X5 t. B& r ^0 S3 y
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..' @/ ~" [+ N- O1 s5 Y
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Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 4 J2 j$ u9 g a2 s$ G9 ~
( d# d2 I& G7 y+ U# O3 T3 B' o+ iWash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. v3 t' Z! J& T+ o3 L1 k
# T: t# G1 D3 b; E( `3 iRinse conditioner off hair.
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2 l( z* N( G1 A1 c# |Shave armpits and legs." v$ @/ P$ l6 T( s
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Turn off shower.
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. \. i7 E. S% S& i2 U# u+ |/ v0 ySqueegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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3 s$ [- R h# K& X8 JSpray mold spots with Tilex. ' Z6 d3 o' m0 g5 |( v I" S$ {0 _
: g$ x3 c% B- {( ]Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. , F$ \4 `& Q+ I0 }; G& r
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Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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" Y/ ? Y$ I5 W, L# X0 k& c: i) rIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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; H+ k/ S( q) I! z% sHOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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& g$ B: [ J: L2 K, PTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
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* b4 O! a# Z7 X. r# W5 mWalk naked to the bathroom." }. K5 `4 T0 `4 U0 q6 J
. a9 Z7 p' Y: T0 A& E5 w7 p) V+ xIf you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. # Z( q7 v5 r0 U! ~0 r0 X4 P
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. 1 G* w r6 ^; h( M* g' [
3 i: E& n' N7 ]1 u* D8 jAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. ) Q3 `8 \+ U* R; ]% b; y7 [
4 U7 b$ H7 S$ o8 o! D- i! wGet in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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6 o% F, ^+ _7 W" hBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. * ?5 _+ c& |: o6 b# p
# p& S' C% _7 b4 h5 }Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. 7 \+ f- k& ^. d. o: ], T
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Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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1 B. @% D# L& f1 n! Y# ?5 n# ]# P$ PPee.
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Rinse off and get out of shower.
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9 y9 U D% U& A& F" ?: P2 J* kPartially dry off.
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G% E: O( t' o, X O. _Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
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Admire wiener size in mirror again.
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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: K0 @) Q G4 y" i% X$ j" bReturn to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. 9 V g# |+ W& J
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* [: h. F' R0 ~* F# tIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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