HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

老杨

HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown.
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.
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" }! S& w/ b7 c$ ]( t- \1 I+ ?4 ZWash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

8 _. w4 P9 I! d& {Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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1 T( b; H. T  HWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  

Rinse conditioner off hair.
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0 y/ A" f' q" Q3 T+ y( Q0 XShave armpits and  legs.

Turn off shower.
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9 [' b+ q, g2 u, ~6 R* D( SSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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; @6 |+ C1 Y  C& Z8 yWrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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! @+ M$ o2 S+ A8 M$ n. dReturn  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  

If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  


2 \7 F( q8 z% A8 w4 D7 RHOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  

: A5 G( r) @: A. e1 ]" }Take off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.
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5 |. `, H7 Y+ W5 m6 I' t* ?& V+ VIf you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  

Look at  your manly physique in the mirror.

( x* u/ s1 {4 TAdmire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  
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7 L6 ^( H6 U% N% m/ wGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  
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) l* S$ U5 B% o0 J/ k+ SBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  

, X" x! b2 i5 {& _# j! SFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

) u% p+ F) n7 I" VSpend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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1 y0 W: H7 Z) i$ HWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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. F6 @: T. S0 @* h1 l! J: B: `& ?Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.

Partially  dry off.
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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* z- t; c6 F4 p% X( C" f2 kAdmire  wiener size in mirror again.  

Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  

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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.

partybreaker

Funny~

9527

啊，老杨，你是这么洗澡的吗？晕

Elaine.MYL

lmao...

Eunice.kk

冬日繁星

vivid! man and woman are always so different.