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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.2 w+ n! m6 H+ c1 ^: H$ e
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. L& \6 `% t+ y- ~! ^1 OIf you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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Look at your womanly physique in the mirror --
, a0 S% n8 a- U; \6 a% H- jmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 2 [0 M5 {' k2 p. Q& |& O3 n
* d! \2 s. X( g/ y' R5 A# qWash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..0 ~1 L4 k% \& D
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Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 8 J5 g* A+ F/ G' Y2 X4 q+ A2 e' S
6 l( g( f- ?# y I0 zRinse conditioner off hair. j- M5 u4 P' H. F) D# [$ X X
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Shave armpits and legs.( M1 C/ n5 ?( w; H
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Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.7 C) G" x$ ]! d7 P( { s! L
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Spray mold spots with Tilex. : ?& S$ r |6 Y3 ~2 c) A( N2 U
0 o! ^- [9 T" w8 mGet out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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: P" {5 @* I& z! F8 |3 bWrap hair in super absorbent towel. 3 [) [% Y% ^. J& d
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Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. - Z, |1 l6 H p T6 X. N
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: 7 ]$ E5 @$ Z5 U3 C" m
1 x3 o& a: U) y& ?# _! yTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. % ?: k+ E) O9 g1 d
1 p/ N+ E0 W% Y3 \* b6 x) I/ HWalk naked to the bathroom.) t* ]$ D$ m$ a$ b4 x" L2 B4 X; g. I
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If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. ~# m6 t1 G( u! [) ], @) E: I$ o! G: O
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Look at your manly physique in the mirror. ' K& J2 M3 ]$ N- M
( a0 K4 \# {: cAdmire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
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Get in the shower. Wash your face.Wash your armpits.
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5 e1 _; k/ _8 _. y6 tBlow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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. y" T+ \: g; @Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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$ Q6 |) Z& i2 k6 i/ N' I7 Q. ?Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. * N& b. B$ g" {' | `" u, Z
r9 P( K1 @0 C# N' l1 o2 _0 iWash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. # _" c' f" N: x
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Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. 8 Q2 z* z* B# p8 M+ v
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/ g. [2 f2 ~( p9 ]! rRinse off and get out of shower. 2 G$ z; m; `: t7 v7 d* F+ J. {
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Partially dry off.. c2 y- B. F; o0 U
! o% y& h, g" I- kFail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 4 q9 y$ S! ]9 d( {5 v! s. Y
7 J. D) r" a8 K5 m7 xAdmire wiener size in mirror again. [8 X1 F( h5 {. |3 x1 X+ k! a
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Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
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Throw wet towel on bed. ! m, R6 O3 w' a0 O9 s' k* q' ]) p% o
6 \, s5 h: C! jIf there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. |
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