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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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: \. ]. Y9 ~" `  F, q" z0 ITake off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks." b! K8 Z6 N0 l# f6 X- o6 A
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Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. . [+ ~, t/ Z8 F3 r& t8 X9 B6 @$ a
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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4 w2 {9 j* h% p  `7 O; KLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
' D' V3 ~* j3 w2 omake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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1 X! y% o/ a( i% ~8 V7 RGet  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone.   q! N; b( z2 a2 @
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Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.& U* T/ p  j- Z

! w! `& ~" b, X- O$ m/ [# CCondition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..; v& c; c9 |, S6 ^# r% m

; s, m& G0 l, G0 _5 j; Y' K+ IWash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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Wash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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/ N0 ~) p3 {3 ERinse conditioner off hair.
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Shave armpits and  legs.0 S: G3 ^+ Z4 Q; ~* F3 ?
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Turn off shower.5 O8 N! q' Z: q& Q/ m; I$ O9 V' b

4 u4 f6 Z/ {0 d$ K1 y8 Z; ^" hSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.) y4 ?- b4 f8 c3 s' P1 c

) V) F  A9 {5 x9 b- a! T* T8 w& dSpray mold spots with Tilex. # V9 ^: Q6 k$ @! a5 B" |
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  1 P6 q  H1 K6 \; ?
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  1 M# n0 f8 P& c+ j

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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  % ^2 U, M$ ^$ g+ h

8 t5 Z0 q/ N& S4 {% j; ]# KTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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: U& k( L+ b- sWalk  naked to the bathroom.
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  ( ]8 s! o2 x  s

9 @6 x0 W3 F+ M3 n  PLook at  your manly physique in the mirror. : Z$ Z, s! k* O
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  & C5 C( q. _1 w' P/ D0 s& d9 D6 E0 s
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Get in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  % \) G" P- I% \9 ^

& m! K4 _  B2 ^1 @& @  m- Q7 Y' OBlow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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, W5 i( Y6 Z' c, C( t) l6 hFart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. ! P  ]* T* z+ b. }
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  
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Wash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  
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Pee.  
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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) _" k, y6 J. J  `6 }% m& CPartially  dry off.9 u/ }4 Q  E: b6 u& @! v9 B$ r" G
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  
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; s8 P0 ]" n0 K; X4 b. l8 }Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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