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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :* A; k0 ]- \) o
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,- D' p. p+ o) Q4 A) @5 X
Harold is his name.6 G" `( Z h/ P R
Amen."/ t/ G0 K4 `( I* O7 U& s
! v- Z8 j8 \: OA little boy was overheard praying:$ S* D9 A* n% v7 F/ t) y
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
. |. V- M% G' a$ Q" adon't worry about it.
5 Z* G+ y, z2 N/ x( A; cI'm having a real good time like I am."+ v" I8 S! s/ ?/ A
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After the christening of his baby brother
& \" \( n5 K+ A/ x8 {8 Z- N0 s9 r; zin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
. R9 K5 H; d0 y( u9 xin the back seat of the car. His father asked
) |( {* z' j& v4 j% K( C. Yhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the6 v% P% A2 I) X+ d6 ]: G0 s
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted1 e# o3 V. z) X4 N( o
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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# m+ ^& F+ j) T- aOne particular four-year-old prayed,
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we forgive those who put trash in our) i( ^; i7 N# U, G4 a
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her- p( l X2 t! p4 s
children as they were on the way to/ ?- u4 T7 Q1 P
Church service, "and why is it necessary7 r6 S, j' n* d
to be quiet in Church?"
6 x6 e$ K$ U C3 p6 |9 O" QOne bright little girl replied,$ l6 S2 m2 s5 x( O; d
"Because people are sleeping."
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: b; v8 i" d$ vA mother was preparing pancakes for# n- p+ l. E) N0 M
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
! O7 U' T# I: a) g) l7 x, LThe boys began to argue over who would
0 I7 ?. b6 G7 j- i0 _get the first pancake.
( V5 ]+ ~% _, z7 A+ f3 Q( STheir mother saw the opportunity for a. r2 @6 s/ N+ \: F4 q6 \
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
" _2 P H# Q0 G' lwould say, 'Let my brother have the( w0 |6 p) ^" y6 O) b! `) A" A
first pancake, I can wait' ."
5 Z& a d$ d4 n/ gKevin turned to his younger brother and" P5 b: r2 `$ h! c% f1 A0 Q- ^& q! W
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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5 c' n8 u E7 |& N2 H4 F: J8 jA father was at the beach with his children% d7 G' [, p( g; k
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
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where a seagull lay dead in the sand., ^, s0 X. D$ a: i/ k+ Y$ k, r6 U( o
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked. N: M$ p1 {' E( Z' K
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
$ |+ O9 B+ `, o/ Z; e% i6 LThe boy thought a moment and then said,
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1 Z2 @7 [2 Z. D/ y9 l9 iA wife invited some people to dinner.& }. W) Z. y: T+ r3 a. V
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
7 R! L; u2 S5 R: V6 xgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
* }/ B z; W) I, r. H1 A* ~The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head0 q8 v) V! k' L
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these8 [6 z8 n2 u" m' R
people to dinner?" t7 H+ b/ b/ @3 ?$ y
V5 z1 {% W1 m$ K+ VCheers!!!
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Peace, love and happines! |
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