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Kids in Church" P/ {3 d! r. U/ F( j! V1 n+ i: T& G
, u" d" E4 |6 G& R% T3 d; F& t. B3-year-old Reese :
4 h: k4 `" r3 a+ F# f"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,$ K; m- `( K2 R2 q c- Z2 o
Harold is his name.% d" C6 P4 ?; o0 b
Amen.". a% k4 Z8 G- t
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A little boy was overheard praying:- ~' X# h# J2 w$ `& t) G; ~
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
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I'm having a real good time like I am."
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- E8 X6 \7 m7 Q7 e' s4 \' y. H4 ^After the christening of his baby brother
: E9 I. V, t% H l, qin church, Jason sobbed all the way home
& l/ ]& ?8 v+ s! m' B1 Kin the back seat of the car. His father asked
3 P) g+ u4 ]+ j2 V3 p2 ihim three times what was wrong. Finally, the& J! r" f& M. L+ M
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
3 n3 O4 S0 O! D/ f& }us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
% `$ z B4 @* `# ]* v9 ]3 vto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,4 b% ]4 a2 _6 M& j9 r4 h9 }
"And forgive us our trash baskets as% Q+ d/ V+ Y1 g( ?* u% Z) z- Z, K
we forgive those who put trash in our6 t. }+ x' L0 k' T
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her! M& x; y% e1 q2 m U
children as they were on the way to% i4 i# Y, d- v$ A) o1 O
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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One bright little girl replied,$ ^! d3 X3 X; h) Y* a& q1 [5 n. n
"Because people are sleeping."! h5 c& d! {5 l
" }2 Z# ?9 K" IA mother was preparing pancakes for
6 }5 i9 l* L' D- R# I( A9 o5 `her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3., k2 P% s1 p' W( o
The boys began to argue over who would
! ?; S0 V, O1 t- Cget the first pancake.
! ~2 O/ T: r: T, H& o1 vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a5 e; w$ n$ L$ [8 | x: L5 k
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
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first pancake, I can wait' ."
" L& Z# U& M( N e& m1 L xKevin turned to his younger brother and8 _8 H) J- I* Y9 G
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !") O4 H- w8 b4 _; Q0 @/ m
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A father was at the beach with his children
0 p4 |6 [+ l5 w* Cwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,9 M T3 U, ~) k
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
0 Q6 A: K2 ?5 O, I% Xwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
! v, S9 ]* `7 l: |"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked., E6 f2 }1 R! G! Z
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.* G$ N! Y; ]1 L! X8 b9 K* R
The boy thought a moment and then said,
, Q/ W& v3 @; K9 A"Did God throw him back down?"$ H- O7 s. C3 C9 U1 ?. }! b2 |3 O
& w: R! G8 P8 X- `; _) fA wife invited some people to dinner.8 o/ _6 t2 i$ } Q! O4 a4 T4 Q
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old/ [- n' K! B& o1 F# c6 y
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
( }7 F: }9 T: R1 H8 E3 Q3 o4 bblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The! w2 E+ z' M! \; u5 z p% E9 {
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."- w6 n. x- ]/ d+ W1 g4 G! c: @
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head0 Q1 _ O8 x, c2 H4 O5 V
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
# X3 J" m6 h5 Z |' C" } s4 u1 l ?0 npeople to dinner?"
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; H! E4 q( `, |. |+ e, SCheers!!!
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9 P/ b- n7 I+ W: h6 O3 WPeace, love and happines! |
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