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Kids in Church
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3 [: ^& ~) z" H' @4 \; N3-year-old Reese :: p1 {0 _+ _* _! I5 H
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,9 m/ @& t- K3 u F0 r7 q9 t
Harold is his name.* M3 V: W* w, J! { c; r8 C
Amen."
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) [( c) U+ E/ K" [A little boy was overheard praying:
8 w" ^6 I3 C4 F"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
% J1 }. l/ P' d8 e& Q" H' o) E! kdon't worry about it.
0 j0 O+ Q" C% |1 M. TI'm having a real good time like I am."
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$ r5 Y0 v5 e. {. gAfter the christening of his baby brother
7 y3 ] c% x( s3 }+ L, Yin church, Jason sobbed all the way home) k0 l7 a; O2 t7 s6 i% {/ g
in the back seat of the car. His father asked0 f2 n& x2 `7 J. p
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
- I' b* ?; k; A3 l. Qboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted7 F3 Q/ }/ W, M2 x V0 M" f7 ^
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
/ U& U' ]' M9 G7 u9 K; i. C8 q b" Kto stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,$ a* S6 t" A {/ T( L
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
7 M, x* s/ r$ k3 K4 }we forgive those who put trash in our' [: g, C5 J# k. c7 h0 a+ N
baskets.") L! }8 n+ j* e' \ C/ k% w# v
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
7 t8 O t( D; d) B6 i Cchildren as they were on the way to/ b2 P8 F4 d4 \* f2 g: @8 G% `
Church service, "and why is it necessary
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) Y) W7 s1 R7 V) nOne bright little girl replied,8 p) C& |3 |: V- V% A1 L# R8 B
"Because people are sleeping."& Q" v1 l( ?0 B4 z# [
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A mother was preparing pancakes for0 M7 L* w* h* P2 S# |- d/ W0 i i
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
* Q' ^; ]3 i) B& K6 w3 e( FThe boys began to argue over who would
8 V- J6 D4 N4 j8 q+ k" ^get the first pancake.: c0 m* E0 c! Y% H6 P7 x
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
" R4 O3 m4 Q& \4 Bmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
! j" @( x5 a: swould say, 'Let my brother have the. \* ^( @* X( q6 Q. s- J$ ^. [8 J
first pancake, I can wait' ."
( R9 M7 L# u4 d8 j) h+ Z% aKevin turned to his younger brother and' o" m( D$ V3 s0 j: J! C
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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% K- V6 A6 P) M7 Y8 e' S# H; R5 PA father was at the beach with his children" H8 Z0 M) f' B" e9 W% S9 D* R: { e
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
5 ^% G' r1 s. b% |$ U; h; }9 d1 jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore; ~& s) Y, u8 g/ |1 i* d
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
T% A5 R! {3 s+ ]7 l* ~+ |% M7 T/ p"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
3 q3 _+ i7 R' ~5 I"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.9 U$ ]$ j+ A/ w1 c1 t2 a3 V
The boy thought a moment and then said,- `4 m+ V, s, F- F
"Did God throw him back down?"
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* F0 [5 Z8 {/ W N+ x- iA wife invited some people to dinner.
1 v$ J9 G" ]' F: c/ @At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
- s9 j+ H* I3 W7 f$ Cdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the9 { D0 K9 E" C# Y0 C4 W
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
$ G9 f7 Y7 k$ @% L2 ] ^9 l5 z% igirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."5 v$ K: R4 I2 C3 j( d3 X6 _
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head5 d: `) b' K% u5 W! W
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these) d3 V0 f2 l& _; ^ n
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!
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" r, a7 L; L1 w* _$ r# d' wPeace, love and happines! |
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