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Kids in Church$ ?. y# ^+ l! `7 Z$ j( W6 O
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3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.0 m* h, b1 b+ w: m
Amen."1 H7 Q; L6 e3 p) t. e9 g6 I
6 `/ }8 D; w- O. X& [8 AA little boy was overheard praying:
4 h1 g4 ]* a+ T: o0 I"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
( b% Q$ C7 B4 }don't worry about it., s& m3 [/ z0 f& F+ D
I'm having a real good time like I am."9 i1 r N; y8 J* V$ u
( |+ Y. V( a& F3 D3 l" |After the christening of his baby brother+ n0 q* u& {% a! n
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home% K0 @: @. y1 {0 e% _
in the back seat of the car. His father asked- U& g1 Z6 J) B! \
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the, X% l7 ?" f7 f. S
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted" C. d6 x- X' {4 g, K$ R# |& b1 r
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
, v! w4 P1 \- M' \" r"And forgive us our trash baskets as9 I6 D' x0 ~$ i4 D7 e$ ?- \0 Q
we forgive those who put trash in our2 L' |: `3 i/ W) f' h' B$ p6 r
baskets."$ m5 E4 u; L! i- j
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A Sunday school teacher asked her. ?6 S1 |* B6 t3 N
children as they were on the way to
5 a& t' i& |5 |4 TChurch service, "and why is it necessary5 j% T8 N1 ^% J
to be quiet in Church?"4 j a6 Y$ I" t" k6 J3 S; e
One bright little girl replied,- K9 k+ n% J: a" b3 S2 ^# Z& d$ N
"Because people are sleeping."6 G* l' v. I9 [% a
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
, Q, k5 S% W* K, _+ @- w Eher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.! N! P% K2 X B0 c- w- Q# v
The boys began to argue over who would/ n; p; {( j2 @3 ^$ w* G9 Q
get the first pancake.
# ^) M! N2 ]9 K. ?7 UTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
; U2 ]1 |1 T0 V* S8 `moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
S4 d+ c. A4 o2 f; ]0 e) d) Xwould say, 'Let my brother have the
% x1 m3 U' B& u7 p3 r3 \first pancake, I can wait' ."9 K7 M$ a* D# K; I
Kevin turned to his younger brother and3 ]( J- V# y+ Y, r' H. c& g
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"2 D" j/ Q x1 r; H
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A father was at the beach with his children
# Z: d3 t. _- O" }& P1 @, ]3 lwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,4 F/ f, t, f6 d" [4 i- O
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
7 `. D- B* y8 z5 ~/ b/ z- s5 p( iwhere a seagull lay dead in the sand.
8 b5 Q$ l. ?. b. V: X! U% c"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.+ c2 ]0 o* o6 A
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
; B. }6 M$ d8 LThe boy thought a moment and then said,, e* C( ]! {) `$ U9 M
"Did God throw him back down?"1 I8 J2 v1 ^5 u, |' j
7 n) I. ^0 n# T4 i9 h0 C: @) I5 qA wife invited some people to dinner.
/ f6 k! b* o5 @2 J# N% p; `' ^$ V, NAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old8 Z7 U( ^; w3 G5 t+ S
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the2 E; T' ~( _. w- J S9 u, s
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The4 Q0 ]+ Y# Q* ^# e
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
4 \. n0 w2 Y# p0 v8 p, ?, LThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
0 l" X: \2 p! n& ]$ h) V% S( l" mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these/ H* ^6 c% d' H, \; q) W; Q+ a
people to dinner?"! H } o" \5 K' J+ M
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Cheers!!!! G# [1 r3 p0 @6 c3 O2 }
1 m" z- }7 V4 g2 e M5 U& VPeace, love and happines! |
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