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Kids in Church! E D% q4 A. |9 D/ G0 R
& X9 r" T* z9 h$ K3-year-old Reese :! ^5 A# r) H$ Q
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
+ b$ B4 q# o+ I. mHarold is his name./ o2 Z5 n, ~! g) R
Amen."
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. n) t' o6 u# ]$ q, ]' y: RA little boy was overheard praying:
$ S O* G$ j9 j0 F0 S: B5 m* \"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,( b2 S5 j6 e( y7 [: v9 H# e# u8 j
don't worry about it.
& j9 m X3 H5 {2 M6 O! OI'm having a real good time like I am." _5 d( i1 Q# b6 C9 h z6 {
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After the christening of his baby brother2 L" B o: W% \2 u& x
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home9 y! L9 m$ p* \8 l0 w- `
in the back seat of the car. His father asked( w( ?# q7 z& Y$ K" c
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
% }' w! _) O7 _5 `/ U. Pboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted \# M! r1 z* @5 |+ N' E7 @% p
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted" q/ X: E5 C6 U7 l, G% b9 X4 M
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
2 R( h3 U1 m; C2 X+ Q"And forgive us our trash baskets as
4 Z) R0 E' g" O+ U5 R: }we forgive those who put trash in our
. r+ T1 e+ U0 q$ T: Rbaskets."
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7 e/ Y, K; T. R6 g; {1 wA Sunday school teacher asked her
& C, j: w0 y1 H& l4 ^# rchildren as they were on the way to9 ^9 t, R9 o2 |0 b
Church service, "and why is it necessary$ G& F* R5 q; s! V) f+ g; _( o1 J4 W6 E
to be quiet in Church?"
# R) {3 J: @' ^ rOne bright little girl replied,
; ]; i& Y$ |5 S+ O" f' ^"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
5 }0 ] y! R) A! N, i& V+ hher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
. H+ F7 J# N8 I" ~; I% _& |The boys began to argue over who would; Y, p6 h2 r: o5 H. p! V( P! \
get the first pancake.
; L: G( Z& q5 m& p/ q3 V+ ATheir mother saw the opportunity for a' O" |6 t2 t( Y
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
% x: ?7 ?* }# `* V9 v# R- Rwould say, 'Let my brother have the
0 }/ i/ {* s. e( l( Z2 Vfirst pancake, I can wait' ."" T; x" D' S6 b6 `7 W% D. r l, m
Kevin turned to his younger brother and% R( R0 o5 }0 {, @8 {
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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0 U$ f- K& H/ u/ o0 iA father was at the beach with his children* E+ q6 W. x* H+ S5 ]
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,' q; l5 D" ~$ ~+ \% V0 w& U
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore- t q6 ?2 O! o+ D. T
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
$ k" f/ r7 [/ G6 b$ ?1 K"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.+ l; F. P! a! q/ N' p
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
/ I! C+ D% t7 v9 TThe boy thought a moment and then said,7 I# P0 u4 d$ r9 w* J4 i2 |
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.) d! b6 J! n1 J/ y( X
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old5 a+ w3 Y0 F: I% t2 H! @3 u
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
! ^ Q5 H; F7 S& S: ?- ^/ `blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
* \. O: X7 S+ V3 X' w1 ?7 Qgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."+ r4 q* s W2 h; k0 p
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head$ X8 s7 n. ]$ ?; A$ i, F: O
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
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% k2 S8 m" Q, `: v! A" ?$ aCheers!!!
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8 H1 |' z$ E4 f9 {6 J2 Q8 UPeace, love and happines! |
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