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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :/ N# A, ?0 M3 `0 l0 c' @$ ?# h' p0 U
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
1 Y+ Z& \% J% F2 x2 |. |Harold is his name.
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A little boy was overheard praying:7 l% I' @* J- l- a& e
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,, J1 C: Z J o5 E
don't worry about it.* n8 D" o0 s0 K) n7 b; J. q! z; o
I'm having a real good time like I am."- E2 O" q! A; E. r# H; Z5 j
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After the christening of his baby brother5 C* ]0 L3 a4 j Y" l) Y. i; x
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home6 g( c/ R; R& c$ F* j8 ~
in the back seat of the car. His father asked; `5 O, r& [& B0 { s' T
him three times what was wrong. Finally, the
5 ` c$ Z7 [: C" D/ _# Dboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted+ n! v# ]7 S* ~. I+ U6 T( H
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
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One particular four-year-old prayed,4 z$ F! h) b1 ?, `
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
! \1 ~, v8 ]$ x( x* k, Bwe forgive those who put trash in our# M& k% l; e4 D4 {
baskets."+ S4 k5 Q& u9 b4 g) `
0 ~0 m3 M0 `! K" W; I: }# y! {A Sunday school teacher asked her
+ r5 N5 {: @: Lchildren as they were on the way to
/ n. f! O. k, s( N: OChurch service, "and why is it necessary. |& V3 o( v/ S. c0 j$ r8 `
to be quiet in Church?"
2 L1 d' A9 w& r1 OOne bright little girl replied,1 R0 i5 E; X& a2 S
"Because people are sleeping."4 d9 [$ @1 P# B+ h( {; v. Z- j
9 M4 ?/ W, m) kA mother was preparing pancakes for
) U- O3 Q4 O: b, K# fher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
, f- ^% L- J' p, h" E( V `9 IThe boys began to argue over who would) R$ }) f7 A9 R, ~
get the first pancake.
; U1 K. j) j9 vTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
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would say, 'Let my brother have the
& X* T. h+ h+ w: ~first pancake, I can wait' ."" U. |; y0 b5 p" D. p7 b, v( u, }: }
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
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A father was at the beach with his children& w, F+ }, N0 s5 _' t" t7 [
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
1 @' O0 j4 }) H6 Egrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore3 v; o3 O- V+ M" V/ w0 f- a
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
% t9 r/ O9 c! x) `) i* H5 g"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
. ]# W9 [/ D6 X' k2 D( S"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
6 }. G& M. x3 BThe boy thought a moment and then said,
7 W% f* R1 U6 `6 B$ o4 C"Did God throw him back down?"
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4 l2 ^& U0 [ pA wife invited some people to dinner.1 C: O6 O# {/ v( w
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
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blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The# C# j0 Z3 p. c8 W: B' @3 p" z
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."8 \; t8 L6 c% t6 I" F/ L& |
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
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# P. |# O @( u- T' G7 \' |people to dinner?"* |6 U3 y7 o! x [- g4 f) N' e
/ H$ r5 _# ]+ D! n: nCheers!!!
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2 s( l. c) U7 `Peace, love and happines! |
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