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Kids in Church
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3-year-old Reese :. T6 b( o: p! _+ V, S% U
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,9 ^3 g5 ^- C" K q+ z1 c! Z
Harold is his name.7 B9 w* y* _- a' F6 H% r4 {
Amen."4 q+ E+ N7 z: e# h W! S* E2 X+ G* e
! _0 S3 V( W; j: [8 m" u! m5 rA little boy was overheard praying:
4 G! |, [/ v; C, }"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
' Q- S4 ^- F1 s# f1 Q8 pdon't worry about it.
s8 a- Q( S P7 z) A' Z3 mI'm having a real good time like I am."
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7 r* a& l0 @4 w9 J' Z) sAfter the christening of his baby brother
% h9 S1 Q7 v. u7 t* ] v% f4 s; _5 ^in church, Jason sobbed all the way home; R8 T2 X- ~3 u8 p* p: s3 b
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted" _. F' Y! J$ [0 ?/ p
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted- p, e" u6 T0 m" E1 j5 [* g) b; q
to stay with you guys.") J* D5 B- \- D( M0 i
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One particular four-year-old prayed,: o0 p) Q( a0 I6 }& D
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
5 o/ b- ~: K S# E; Kwe forgive those who put trash in our0 N7 |$ H$ K& z( X9 }( j
baskets."/ s& Q" B7 u& r/ C& Y0 Q9 T
4 i( F; ?1 B I5 u; [8 QA Sunday school teacher asked her$ s! O$ C$ u. w' B2 H2 K; K/ C
children as they were on the way to
4 E) A1 ~& e5 dChurch service, "and why is it necessary8 m* h( L6 S; ~5 T9 i: H8 Q
to be quiet in Church?"
9 |2 @; T8 A" H5 iOne bright little girl replied,
- r) I3 ?$ C. ]4 A" \"Because people are sleeping."
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, T: E( y! e: \/ ?: F# D0 H: H/ \# |, zA mother was preparing pancakes for
% q4 h% |. l( Hher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.4 u3 O+ t/ r; k3 Y' W* Q
The boys began to argue over who would
- y7 W% J3 x K# |0 E6 c+ D- e- nget the first pancake.
. }* ~) F7 f a2 l( ~Their mother saw the opportunity for a
- P6 w4 `; i' d2 Imoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He1 V. K: W+ m' \: H
would say, 'Let my brother have the
* K% u. C2 a: w. |first pancake, I can wait' .", \$ M9 D( @8 |1 }7 z% i n: c
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
, E0 y- e3 S* ` E% Fsaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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7 P; l. i2 I9 l/ wA father was at the beach with his children7 r8 H% [5 o8 y5 Y/ V8 ?: a$ I
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
% I8 T) _' o2 U* b9 T: Y: U0 Jgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore9 I' J) K! m m( f$ {
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.& _1 Z2 G( n6 n1 O r( Q F1 b
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.- R$ g4 C8 O k2 @' f2 \: v, Y
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
' U& d, M+ x8 J. S) M+ {The boy thought a moment and then said,8 q( ], I' B- q, K$ d2 [8 V& e
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
" G4 L- H' k) @7 s; A EAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old, w1 {& X, J% e g7 \" D: l+ x
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the1 U# T/ E6 U. }. @5 \
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The+ a; _1 v3 H$ j% ^3 p4 n3 U5 [% e+ g
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."7 v- M% D: N9 A
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head# j$ B4 ~$ h/ f: T
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these; ?9 \* {! n! t+ D6 U3 h5 b3 \
people to dinner?"' t' D; g& J7 N3 ], M! Y$ j
! T/ n* @2 P8 }Cheers!!!; q* r5 ]1 D, y+ l& w8 t7 l
% a1 e8 r# }9 d- B* ZPeace, love and happines! |
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