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发表于 2008-2-18 21:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Kids in Church6 N5 T- q: T& p- R6 L

! A9 K: F9 P7 V/ c0 x) D9 z2 k; u' f3-year-old Reese :3 u* Z2 b% E( d: ^  I
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,5 [( q, e. K+ T, j2 O! m0 ?
Harold is his name.
  W/ F+ O" b4 a3 F9 c. a3 ^3 YAmen."
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+ Y; L" c* y$ pA little boy was overheard praying:- @) U; M' O! U  s( F5 E
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,% a7 |- c  z3 [  @/ B
don't worry about it.
* b! x5 C; r5 Z' K' f! LI'm having a real good time like I am."8 C- o4 ^+ d" q; A

$ N! p5 U* }4 H. C( C! l8 y) uAfter the christening of his baby brother
4 v$ w% o! W- V! u# c+ \2 E4 pin church, Jason sobbed all the way home. N$ ^9 O+ D3 u5 A, U7 V  |
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
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boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
# E4 Q: f) y9 n$ N( g2 e! r; `( Mus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted, |% s) A: R# V0 l5 `
to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,, p! w' `+ {3 Y( g
"And forgive us our trash baskets as9 C1 x8 C3 n. \6 s' S5 T
we forgive those who put trash in our
8 H5 V- j; u3 Q5 t( cbaskets."& i; |% ?' w6 N# T$ M, X$ ]" e1 e

$ G6 Q+ l" J' Y$ u7 @) C$ k# iA Sunday school teacher asked her
. i8 w1 s0 ^3 Achildren as they were on the way to$ E& c3 A, L) B% Y1 h
Church service, "and why is it necessary, ^0 Q/ l/ [; ?, B$ q4 B, X2 n
to be quiet in Church?"' {1 [9 f% o3 v
One bright little girl replied,
: t$ q& ]. r" w/ \1 \"Because people are sleeping."2 q) V: ]9 H' q0 t

, D0 c$ X: T$ L) a# AA mother was preparing pancakes for1 Y6 |6 T) {2 [, ?) {
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
/ ]& R; F& m* U' EThe boys began to argue over who would( S9 t8 m7 E- m9 G
get the first pancake.
3 F0 v6 t2 |0 L( RTheir mother saw the opportunity for a  n, u- d0 u% I0 k) h& z
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
4 s" N: _& J5 X' Z9 }would say, 'Let my brother have the
/ w2 R- J! [; ]: cfirst pancake, I can wait' ."
2 U( {, V7 F0 S+ fKevin turned to his younger brother and: k4 |& P, c1 g3 S4 i
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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* F' W/ V0 w$ a+ \. PA father was at the beach with his children
5 p7 [0 L% e' C3 T2 }4 pwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,6 U8 W1 n1 J! t% k4 ]/ V5 ^1 D9 h
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore- v) [6 |! S9 U0 Y3 W, w& a
where a seagull lay dead in the sand./ M$ P- W3 T4 g' [. K6 C
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
8 o, C/ i2 g& Q4 F6 G( ^, r"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.3 C1 Y9 ]: O- [4 z3 o! [& N
The boy thought a moment and then said,* ^2 d2 i0 z+ c2 z0 s* {! f7 \
"Did God throw him back down?"7 L/ [/ ?# o6 v. s/ W
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A wife invited some people to dinner.; q5 Q2 M4 H5 F' a
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old9 Z; J4 l! h" ?
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the8 K# c- b$ f2 U5 N8 |" b. k$ R& ^
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
. g  R6 j$ o0 r* wgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."% f: ^; |: d! s" B
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head  F, y2 Q: i) {
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
$ N: E2 o* m* Bpeople to dinner?"4 [  V6 u% [- L

' l! z7 y; S6 t- l! N, u& vCheers!!!1 p7 E5 w5 `2 k3 m2 b1 i
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Peace, love and happines!
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发表于 2008-2-18 21:47 | 显示全部楼层
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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发表于 2008-2-19 20:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表 + k2 I: E" C& F8 |- Z& ~
Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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& k/ b, j6 J! vRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
5 A1 R* M2 L# C/ `4 q"Don't be selfish!" I said.
* ~! P" e* C  Q, l( u8 F% bMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!" : b1 P2 H. g7 l1 f- T0 d- ^7 G$ B
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: ! `( @1 {% h: j: Q& s( H
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
+ [: S3 S' X% j"Don't be selfish!" I said.7 h) d5 r; G: j% P$ }
My boy's eyes turned ...

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好好吃
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发表于 2008-2-19 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表 7 p9 B7 {# J1 s% t0 K5 X

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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.
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发表于 2008-2-20 04:19 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: 6 J8 }0 H% d2 r6 D6 C# z+ I3 h2 |& O
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
% c. j3 ^% z! m- Z"Don't be selfish!" I said.6 Y2 M7 B7 Y! G( |; S0 _
My boy's eyes turned ...
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0 U$ s8 `4 K7 fAha,he is so so so cute.
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发表于 2008-2-20 11:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you: , t3 N# k! y) J& Q/ ^+ i- J* ~. t
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
- _. d, y" q( ^1 `5 A% E# S5 H: h7 b"Don't be selfish!" I said.$ W2 b& z3 `, l# G+ u
My boy's eyes turned ...
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, Q2 q' l2 U' N" BThanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.
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