2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
) ?6 g5 K0 t9 q# v# l; H2 ]9 K1 ~You give one to your neighbour.

6 J8 ^) h* L/ b) p8 [" R0 O2 QCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
: L; r' ~( G9 p! |6 Y5 _You have 2 cows，
" ^/ |' _+ T  l6 \$ n3 IThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

/ K, N! P/ A* J* \. ~( ~NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
; _5 u1 M6 z0 d4 l  C9 NThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
  c! d8 n. F* u/ x: mYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
2 C' C( T6 g. H4 T7 lYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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