2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
. c* j; ?& E7 d3 FYou have 2 cows，
- k9 q6 u% g7 u- fYou give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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7 d' \0 @, Y) N3 E4 CFASCISM法西斯主义
+ F& h3 D4 L9 D5 K/ B: sYou have 2 cows，
9 Y9 R0 v" U! A( T9 Y% iThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
! ^" |' m# o  x. g  j1 EThe State takes both and shoots u.

2 x# c: e2 c; K* s) ABUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
; @7 f! R' m- T9 w, B$ d1 mThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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0 ]/ W$ u) W  d+ X, _' K  mTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
  R% L/ ]9 `" s& BYou sell one and buy a bull.
& _; X5 g6 c* Q8 |" U7 e& C- C* _" sYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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