2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
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You give one to your neighbour.
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COMMUNISM**主义
9 ~; w% t, b6 h: |4 b) d. q- G- BYou have 2 cows，
- s. f2 }% x) ~. x6 pThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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" N& Y& g0 L! y# r8 L9 ]& G9 F* MFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
' P4 Q+ K5 @3 oThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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6 ~$ {1 A- j  A( f' yNAZISM纳粹主义
0 M; o7 O- k! C5 R% WYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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& e( K+ }# [! M4 ^. E5 vBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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* |+ ~! Y4 S$ }# eTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
0 Q: z1 Z/ [+ @1 oYou have 2 cows，
, I" X. _% i$ c5 [% s- m" aYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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