2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
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3 m4 O: M. C; U2 [You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
2 w+ _. I% E- H2 m! r/ R6 N; ^You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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5 D8 K, e# O* Q7 W. dFASCISM法西斯主义
) Q8 W' r- d  OYou have 2 cows，
4 |2 R, d: g9 c$ O) p. QThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

5 h$ U5 n; E( _% `( H7 ~* N2 XNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
) u3 v' v( ~" }% A1 C8 [0 |You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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