2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
; }& J- W9 E. ?You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
. p0 d5 K1 R, z2 g  s& GYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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- x/ F# B2 l5 \, TFASCISM法西斯主义
8 j: p6 S- I' F" ~You have 2 cows，
7 z9 H5 Z" j( z5 c' c' O" wThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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; _2 c5 S& {" ?: {  ?NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
+ B( ~3 y9 [6 p# o( v8 C, [2 @You have 2 cows，
! n# H9 [, F: X5 b3 VThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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' R  f( t6 A' zTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
  ~1 {3 _  f  _You have 2 cows，
- n1 ^  I) d. @  m! [& P4 K& MYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
4 @" @( P8 O  @0 ]You sell them and retire on the income.
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