2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
/ i- ~7 _  E# l: X9 W; IYou have 2 cows，
/ z, d/ |  K5 Q* W7 f. S+ NYou give one to your neighbour.
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+ ]! W! p8 D! h, u+ E# N# p7 QCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
' \! K+ p( k7 [1 m1 q$ c* H) o1 ]The State takes both and gives u some milk.
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4 V& F  R/ n& i+ c7 ~FASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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# |7 S( h' a% z% |8 |$ i% y  \NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.
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BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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  E  k1 t. M, f4 K) b0 ?TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
( }5 U7 ~7 b3 Q3 T- y, PYou sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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