2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
+ H3 k9 K( p# f; ^You have 2 cows，
! e5 d1 G* P! ?: ?You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM**主义
$ m: ?2 c6 M+ C7 I$ ]You have 2 cows，
9 j# W$ n. \. \. R: k, OThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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; X; O% N1 K8 M. T) W0 NFASCISM法西斯主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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4 _7 B2 W, Q( G: H1 W, S* l+ hNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
. p; S% ~% P# Q8 }4 `- L' qThe State takes both and shoots u.
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6 q- j' W1 m4 |8 W' f1 KBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


3 b3 N9 O7 `2 p7 U  j1 Q5 ~3 HTRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
. P! G: [  e; ^, C0 t- G2 {You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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