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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash1 \) |2 e7 T6 [: c
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html' a4 H" @. z3 H# b
0 X& j, h; j; I1 T" a7 z/ [The Man Song
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( Z7 c% @0 K, z* ?I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
: x' D1 c$ Y2 J# [6 \7 ^I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 1 Y! }' T, _/ b6 E) P0 [
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".6 I! Q5 _4 e* ?
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.* O, k2 G+ E! N2 L0 w+ R
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
/ b% c- D) g1 S' eThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
/ a# Z+ l% O2 h$ J4 i'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head./ [) i6 m7 T w) u
6 }, w: B" q1 R- }5 N( rAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.3 o" e2 W, W. ~ T, r2 q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important." d7 ~5 d0 p8 h8 w# J3 E
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
/ E0 K5 [5 t; r% T3 a' B: mI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.9 T9 C/ A7 B7 u7 D% U
, C" H8 i) Z% q7 uAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble., }+ ]$ h, i% i! u$ l" k
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
5 |9 V; o8 D# FBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.3 R) M( z: }. @+ @7 a" T
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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