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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash* h' z. C& P4 C1 K* }
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html( P! r' f4 N# \: a0 j
a, u+ e- C' e, e9 Z' ~$ D: _The Man Song
6 F+ q" E* d5 H: H0 z6 x$ K by Sean Morey
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. U7 E l; M* N6 l4 R- SI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.9 r; s- i5 q q( Q% y7 n6 |
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. , t; ?. X; |! q: z" i3 P
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
+ n- P* z' ?. R6 yI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.: j" g! O5 K& G% _; W7 G! W
! Z: i" R* `2 N Z! zWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.3 M, j* {' C9 s/ ]
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.8 Q4 y T! U6 ]5 I, }- w4 }
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
$ u2 r4 g- } R6 C'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.* f) f @/ o! i8 X: h
1 n/ z9 F0 Q6 ~8 AAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.3 ^$ t1 `2 ` e+ S9 c
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.8 z* ^8 Z3 w* p( o
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
( `3 k! X- x# d9 I9 V# dI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.1 C3 W; b! \! g! V
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.) m2 X' n4 J5 x
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
2 ]1 ~$ z9 {5 g* |Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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