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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash" ?$ S' J. U- l: t, P! f
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html. B4 r: L2 }3 P: ~) y
# N# e( g$ e8 i$ c" X, I. JThe Man Song - V$ ~1 X- N4 n' L! H& q( ?( {! h
by Sean Morey
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# G- [1 \( |* n7 d4 m$ vI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
: D y( q' E8 r& k% N% F7 [I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
: q& c: o" c" x! \ l5 p'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
2 \, [1 J( f9 JI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.! {/ i% H3 x7 m6 h
* D! ^. b1 S- K! X7 w4 u2 C; tWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.- B$ \9 v) P% O) `" X! [
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.4 R0 y' s% X1 I/ E, i" S3 A0 X/ E
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.( m" g& v p* p" k5 x& I
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.) c1 M* Q0 P: P' j, ?
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
% }5 }' y( t N9 y. T5 W'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.8 w( p* M; W w9 e
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. [% r. F5 s5 Q
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.9 W- [% e" K2 A w. P9 f
7 Q& V. }$ h, l' bAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
( O! m# X* `- b. G$ U5 rAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
) J g1 V9 d8 V$ v/ K9 BBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.% w$ f% `# }$ W5 Q
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! - `( v* ?' d+ z
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