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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash
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The Man Song
' _8 L6 w+ C# f6 _7 m2 } by Sean Morey 7 e$ g6 d9 W$ s' H. K( f q
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I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 Z; H ]3 G: n5 iI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
* U# s- p& u8 B% k3 o'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".% C; i0 W6 o" Z# s
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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" M# W }3 q- ]% C/ |What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
$ ]7 ^/ o4 o2 b. O' a+ }3 f' R2 AAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
5 r7 l% y2 o2 f% x3 Q! z8 wThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
, S5 h0 r- Q; a7 H'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.9 \( M$ O: x. b- ]9 V
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.6 y1 V s. l- ]
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.& ~; ]6 E5 ~. n# H. @
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
& ^4 J" P8 O* Z4 KI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.' [* V/ R4 \( d% H
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.8 T$ `& ]% X. ?, z) B
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
2 g% X+ K: c" IBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ ]. Q# f; H8 d) W3 \5 ^! n
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! 6 G! R. f& a7 ^ X7 n
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