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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash6 [# F/ F; d8 B
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html* ^ z) |, k/ i/ A/ a
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The Man Song , T, T/ F( |6 a/ x' T& G2 @
by Sean Morey . t! L2 M" O( K5 C
2 N3 b8 O. u4 P1 d8 u" Z# bI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
6 `0 g8 j; X0 X. \ W9 RI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
6 a: |3 _. e+ L. x* [' x* x8 `7 @'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
( {& h* k' o* |1 y6 E" Z& z( x3 q' DI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
# { V3 n3 {( ~. U1 R5 h% U- FAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
3 }6 @/ _$ X3 } L6 e" o! P5 \The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.0 ~$ G; @5 m8 H) Y( R7 P
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.( b8 j' a) e* F
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.
: Z5 y7 |) s, _. P) h" C1 L# wAnd don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
/ K' B k9 e. p/ J$ x- @I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
8 E" a6 u+ @ pAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.5 _2 M5 H, u6 R
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.$ q; p9 s+ Z; j* W- I6 O1 P
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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