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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash" ]4 e8 }3 t, U1 J1 Y
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html/ S2 Q$ f I) h" w! F9 c
* C ^" u) z( a2 F$ ^# KThe Man Song
6 Y+ Y& R* W1 C% v: v* t6 I by Sean Morey " V x& p: _% y
) `! V i2 N2 F( ?, Q6 L" II don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.0 b) B- j! ^6 a: X; V! ~. O! F3 `
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry.
+ R/ E4 r7 n( x- @- H'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
$ I9 e' f1 Z W( N# ~- M+ WI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.4 d1 Y4 U, X% I n9 {/ G* I, `
3 K& T9 \. d* HWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
7 {) q* Y6 h0 T' D8 Y* ]! Q0 ZAnd I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.2 o. {! |0 S0 i. E0 c1 o
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
- }8 v( i$ n2 L1 _; m7 U" ?'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.) m L. a5 N. k" l& \
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.9 R0 O+ p5 E0 U1 I( R& H- t
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
, F* b8 P2 l$ H( Q( d1 ?I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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' ~9 a: |# ]5 w: p( t' y$ bAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.+ X8 X, Y5 _& p( p+ @0 V
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., H" a) r4 Q/ R2 Q0 B
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
/ x* Q9 p6 A1 C: W& n6 ABecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! . h2 _2 W' ]/ U$ z+ f
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