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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash8 F# m" m8 U' W2 e0 i
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html5 Z5 {- }0 p& D t! s
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The Man Song
- F, U2 o. J6 H( r( h4 ~/ q by Sean Morey ! X5 {& A3 d) S, E
+ T7 L9 X! ?3 l! T* ^" @I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
1 B# p! Z% T! p3 \7 n/ J4 CI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. ( I( K7 C5 j6 {- S2 U% o1 @
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
/ v; @# D1 \3 M, rI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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0 Y; ]0 @: M- @: ~& jWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.
+ y( ^% L0 b6 @0 O- `$ W( Y0 K- ^And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up./ P( Y% J0 i) V
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.* H% S+ E1 H. o
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.
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4 K' D1 g. {& n% b/ t5 gAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.) r/ {" |1 P5 P. F2 q
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.5 X9 J0 C6 B4 @
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.. ~9 \- Y u- r& A* I6 [3 ^ E
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.5 f# ~# a+ ^/ s3 u3 J5 y6 N
& s9 h5 O+ P/ A+ i2 j* [3 wAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.- ^( e* s, j4 X
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
' K! @0 n* z! Y9 O% H8 cBecause a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to./ R a8 g5 N' B9 h5 C r/ O
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! # L" e* }7 f- F
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