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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash# t) \" D! R' R9 o x
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html) d2 `0 m7 x1 d1 w- x* {2 m
2 Q+ |3 |- d, o) N' }" D* OThe Man Song
* K) K) K$ z) Q( z i; g, H# ~ by Sean Morey
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) Q' X3 x, E g5 N0 i. fI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
8 ^9 |' f3 f. uI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. . M7 }" h' z; Y) {- G4 H9 N0 A4 J
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".3 q H# `% b# z3 Z3 [7 r% C h8 e6 ^
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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8 I' i7 M: ^ f+ n! H& ^What I say goes around here! ... right out the window.+ n% A. O7 g, U) N
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.3 f8 {6 |2 l0 w& J4 q4 Y
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.. _4 h6 l/ L* c( B" l7 v7 q( {$ S
'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.# p @1 i& o7 ] F. E% C
# I" p/ [$ z( ^: }" {; R, v* Q% iAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
. M5 \ x" g H'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.# B* E: F7 J2 _% D8 H E1 k
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.- ^, K6 M4 a+ d) G1 Z7 a; L
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.% t. c5 X; z4 z8 j
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.
9 q2 k# m8 |1 \Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
& z/ m: s/ T) lBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! . m- u8 v! r8 {+ v; E$ J) j) p
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