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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ; b- _$ _2 d# h# {2 A$ K# a
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale# t/ B g- C+ P2 S5 D/ c! m
, A: L6 q* Q. aOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
- b0 Y5 J6 y4 H) B$ ?' Hsaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,$ \& U) P# D) x; m9 J6 |
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
# w3 l2 w+ r& P! h6 p4 T5 D, P3 zhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
, t4 b! U) g4 D3 F' | w2 H/ Qget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
9 `( j2 a. d4 i) Yall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched# ~, Y; d7 F/ B2 @
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
- G5 N& J% L9 S" v, ]high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in: c' f+ ?, n& [8 v
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.# ?0 }* T, R1 V8 l: D! Z
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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