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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. : W q c& E! r" m! ^4 v3 V* x8 @
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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7 l, E! `6 |/ T, H$ Y% ^* cOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
! D3 N% ^6 h7 ~, i7 v9 n/ e/ p0 Psaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
. D) ?' M1 y1 y) W6 `5 X5 ldancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never3 U) F$ U9 M9 G. }
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
- ^( h# F0 M! ^get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
. h* J) t+ I' I( nall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched! t% |. F* b( s, A
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
# L3 g# a" _+ W1 ]' bhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
1 E j/ ] x: s1 [( h0 psweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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