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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale. I3 X% T7 T$ J7 r7 d
& ]/ j* q/ s7 P6 e/ o. I" k5 H0 ZOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl8 G' c" O# a& K5 N6 W0 K$ o7 N$ M ^
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,3 |- r6 Z+ b4 F1 ]( ]# `
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
6 _# Y* I- B0 o& C( Xhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't) T3 I; _2 j6 d! |& _! E
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had# @& i0 n1 v$ U `. d! t
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
^9 Z) X" i/ B/ ]% {+ b' ?sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
1 ?- ^3 Y$ S4 {7 X4 J' lhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
; W, I8 C- h" ?) S6 xsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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. v% y% a7 e+ z' H' N! MNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!# j) f$ p' H" K+ w& m4 q, I7 |0 W
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