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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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" y4 C2 R7 c+ T. i6 M/ SThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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6 U: ~( O; h- y2 vOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl! g" `# }2 S# H3 K. v0 q. E
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,- k; O* y1 x% d) _; R& o
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
; D+ }2 C$ y; R, R+ Y2 Yhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
+ t2 q3 k: w* F/ j* pget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had" V4 g! f' c" E6 z" p
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched, r* u) b5 b( P/ r3 k! I% J2 S% Z; R
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had4 O7 H/ |, y4 S+ Y7 W6 {2 I8 }" v
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in7 d0 K' q& Y! z% a, d- ] F
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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9 u! R$ D5 J# h1 V$ L5 iNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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: L3 }' @) p; K$ Y; c4 ?The End |
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