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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ) j; A+ O, L% i1 A$ F$ e* `
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl* ^& \ U* U% _! B7 P) T& m( h
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping," I, Y* K9 |7 ] y( f5 k0 l. _- R
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never; C3 @" K2 C- E7 F$ b) J6 Z7 N: \
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
, p# M; A. f# N$ t, X Z7 Tget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
4 X0 f: h8 K7 I- A& ?1 V" L! Yall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
! j4 e0 z7 P# R* b( j- nsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had1 V7 O$ r+ ? F q- B. w/ K) }2 G
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
* U; D: G9 g2 s) B5 d( _2 c+ B# S; Xsweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!( Z1 g X8 J, V2 c- [
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