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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. 4 d# E" `& B4 h0 F5 c+ I
7 }( F& D9 w3 T. j/ u; UThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl$ s ~5 p7 ~/ D( `" N- F
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,2 {+ H9 f: a3 R
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never4 B) r9 l' Y+ [
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
. r" h9 t! j, D2 uget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had, G- p# v5 g$ `
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched0 Z0 s8 t) y8 K/ Z# s$ @1 T
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
, V% y+ m+ j5 W$ ?high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
; R: v; h* J& y" _7 m; c3 `( usweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 `1 v' v, R) b* Y
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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