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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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发表于 2008-1-25 21:36 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. ; b- _$ _2 d# h# {2 A$ K# a
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale# t/ B  g- C+ P2 S5 D/ c! m

, A: L6 q* Q. aOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
# w3 l2 w+ r& P! h6 p4 T5 D, P3 zhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
, t4 b! U) g4 D3 F' |  w2 H/ Qget fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
9 `( j2 a. d4 i) Yall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched# ~, Y; d7 F/ B2 @
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
- G5 N& J% L9 S" v, ]high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in: c' f+ ?, n& [8 v
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.# ?0 }* T, R1 V8 l: D! Z
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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The End
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发表于 2008-1-26 15:14 | 显示全部楼层
Don't quite understand this.
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发表于 2008-1-26 20:29 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
; r. u+ k: Z) T0 zDon't quite understand this.

* g$ \  t- u. m. F3 d2 P5 j2 M他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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发表于 2008-1-26 21:19 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表 4 Y6 K# x7 @; w) a4 e. ^& z! g+ a
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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发表于 2008-1-28 09:40 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 三思 于 2008-1-26 20:29 发表
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他就是说吧,童话故事通常都是王子和公主幸福的生活在一起,但是这个童话故事是女孩子拒绝了求婚,没有家庭的羁绊,自己终身吃喝玩乐,故事说,这才是真正的美好童话。
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So indeed it is a FAIRY tale.% s1 K/ I+ m+ d* n5 Y

: z2 H- `8 O/ sthe truth is... just look outside the window, that's the truth of life, living in Alberta.
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发表于 2008-1-28 11:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-1-26 21:19 发表
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Your understanding is sound and deep.
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& u1 N  Q/ Q9 ^% O4 Zgood to have a monitor to flatter us all the time
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:34 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 流浪的心 于 2008-1-26 15:14 发表
9 J3 z, K7 n" p  G+ Z$ h+ ZDon't quite understand this.

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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发表于 2008-1-28 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 OliveOil 于 2008-1-28 14:34 发表 3 u& {, P2 q: h( }

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You are not married, probably? Or not married long enough
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I am getting married in this coming September.
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