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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
% j7 H3 y& Y' S/ T$ Y' Y2 ]get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
1 @& y1 n) d; V8 g" i) `all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
. n% H$ E: `2 z+ dsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!- u& J9 B0 K; m& N7 v8 X
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