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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described. + v; i; ~6 A2 m" Y+ m
7 f- ~) X3 y# z4 fThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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8 P% g* u2 Y8 H3 FOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
6 ]) T: g( w/ D+ c$ c" Psaid:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
: h! w o' O9 Ndancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never$ u# e4 W$ j) m; l; i
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't0 q- e1 _. g' |/ U* p3 F9 V7 [4 {
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money and had
) n* p) Y& y5 i% Uall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched6 p$ S: { e: |3 _" S
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
% ]# {. f$ N6 N+ h, F$ r+ lhigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in- f2 {1 k8 K# y& b) I" V; o! Q
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.* Z0 J1 n3 h# J0 |# w/ H% [# y C0 y
* j% y- ]8 v; QNow this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!. W# [4 v3 Q! L% @) f
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