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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
+ n' q, F/ ^: ]% y; E& hThe first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."$ p& V: ^: ]" p/ _& i8 B/ r
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."2 u. s/ S6 D* f+ j) ]
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
, X7 m9 j! \2 L! |7 h+ kThey turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "0 i: M% n3 | J# i
She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...& R3 P( O0 W @( s% F& e! U, N
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