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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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, j% I2 |. J! h2 J4 a$ ^- x2 W7 _The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the, B# M% }. q) K7 f
race again and it won again.1 V5 ?1 `" u. u+ l9 H: B
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The local paper read:
8 P* |9 j: R( q$ jPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.& ?/ h/ i" g' q6 a, ]$ ?5 c
1 C+ S4 r6 D; h2 Q8 D, |+ x( J& y2 NThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the" ?7 `6 K8 A$ ~& Y, U6 J
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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The next day, the local paper headline read:" @2 L; K" k" P3 Z1 @6 j2 {! B
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
9 N4 d) l% F) X: c, Bof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:( U' \( K3 Q0 q% M
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.: r9 s* K; G/ t- |
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The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
8 u! Z1 b0 s, g& eof the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
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The next day the paper read:' V/ r4 g" B2 ~9 ^5 f
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
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/ _ U% E% q( M4 @, E3 p/ L0 ]This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back4 v6 M6 V) n1 y- e# k) N! f: Z
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.0 s' b) r+ Z3 J& |* E6 ]! a
: [: A+ A$ K! Y4 z4 Z: e3 v$ cThe next day the headlines read:
4 ]7 _+ Z O9 T2 o X- X0 INUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.$ F" @2 M6 a) J$ e, g8 `. G5 }2 N, d
8 z0 p" E( W5 A/ T( UThe bishop was buried the next day.
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion
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So be yourself and enjoy life...
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. A: R: P' U) ^Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier. a; ~$ _& Q4 n2 h! V5 p# Y
And live longer!
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8 |" e" O9 H' |( y5 mHave a nice day! |
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