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2 k2 q% i8 ^9 a' x' Z9 wWhy did God make mothers?
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9 f5 A, b2 r! d2 K# b' I1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.' x& i) D- @3 n9 K: g% C# y7 R2 t' v
2. Mostly to clean the house.
! M9 q- |7 y5 X, }. q- R! @3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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$ s. V7 i1 F% d6 DHow did God make mothers?
5 B9 J( m% S5 F" _1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.4 s! U* a) J" H
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 4 A7 ^ B# f/ V) y' u$ s, g
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
* |7 l8 i7 g+ M2 K3 j1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
/ k( v6 E, S6 ]0 H+ O' Z2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. 5 _+ s/ l* G& [* [% d6 A
* M Y; ?9 u* E5 A# R" d; v& PWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
2 Q6 i3 L( n- }; h; _6 Q2 k4 a6 G- y$ `1. We're related.
* F& z% N" n* _- _/ D2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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9 c3 \! x5 g8 W' I5 Y$ R7 ]6 wWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
$ M# @1 w" d. c9 n* M1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2 [' h. m9 t8 [- R! U2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. O- R+ y4 d: r3 E- v
3. They say she used to be nice.
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. I) v- G2 w6 t0 f9 R1 \, Y. r6 f: P% f9 GWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
) b$ y! w5 p" r+ O% y1. His last name.
4 J, Q, p) S8 @' ?$ w2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?" \! I+ k# i( e2 F7 u& f4 ^
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? . X* B7 \1 A+ H* d/ t
2 ]* y6 B1 @4 yWhy did your mom marry your dad?
- u) ?9 m/ ~6 b, D1 \1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
. W1 g! r/ O. Z, Q& e/ j2. She got too old to do anything else with him. . b4 N& f. q8 z" j; k3 z6 M( ^
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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% P5 i9 G/ A+ ?9 [3 EWho's the boss at your house? , z* Q/ B" _+ U5 v
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. $ H( B: {6 H- d! \3 ^ y& \
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.5 N$ H B2 Y+ f# f
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads? 3 J0 D* Y P2 w* L' @
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
9 k4 d7 J# w8 u* w. v) [1 l7 d2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.8 I" I/ b: C. o
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
3 z8 ? G) W6 a! ?0 z* q( d( Q4 B4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. . [' q1 e$ l& Z% H* N; f
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What does your mom do in her spare time?
" d4 O! [& l* z1. Mothers don't do spare time.
$ H: ] ]+ E/ M& s g0 |3 S* I2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 0 D6 V- _$ \1 ?! I
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
6 V- M: l& @7 w- T I5 J1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.% r9 C% s* |* g3 J- B+ ]0 O
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. ' m e7 H m9 x6 Q w
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
, C! ~; W( `8 i$ ]1 k, @1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. . Q+ R; p6 ?) Y2 L# c2 y6 X& p
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.2 |5 y- H; q" u b
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ; r# P& V8 g% m, b5 ]& c, ^
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