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Why did God make mothers?
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+ H" O& t: \: w7 R* O' q7 n1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
# y5 ~9 ^* D; ~1 g, f3 g1 E9 X7 P6 O2. Mostly to clean the house. # |7 ]2 q, s$ K$ g5 q
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. % }' H% M* l" K2 }
7 d. Z1 Y' T; AHow did God make mothers? " n! @! X8 i& p9 K0 R6 k" k
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
/ o( Z- q% {! B2 Q2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
1 M d {% F0 j8 R9 ]: e+ N3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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5 \) q/ L# d* S3 \& O- j. cWhat ingredients are mothers made of ? 6 R: D3 h; k# p( m9 Y
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
+ }! V* ?% Z2 u, ^" S# }2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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5 N1 J( `$ J4 U. i! o; jWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
8 k0 q, E- H/ n( s" A" `# z1. We're related.$ w* j+ Y4 Y0 s8 K6 P5 D9 Q
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom? + B4 K+ E9 z) E9 ] @) O3 o
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 7 G3 `* H! U# k C
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
! k! D, ]" ?& H: z `3. They say she used to be nice.
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* F1 z5 I$ M2 `# d" U9 \What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
2 @! o0 T5 M' D" S/ F5 n' T6 a+ W1. His last name.
% |, W+ M4 o7 N" }2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
+ B' W( H5 N" e. j% q+ o3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? $ X2 A2 h' y6 A; k9 C& g
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Why did your mom marry your dad? , W4 N: ]7 L/ U. U# V. J
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 3 W# n0 Q' V! R( l
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
# T) p( g+ E% T `1 X3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. - v) s% l; ^1 Z% q
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Who's the boss at your house?
* r7 v f/ e) x; v0 K- h4 g7 N1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. ) `. I7 [! Z E% ^! U6 ]
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
& z. ^, [8 F( n" y: D/ l3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
+ M5 q/ v. c# }2 i1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ; z9 l* K3 b5 o7 t3 K5 m
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.! I6 F* f1 ^% K. H
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ~3 T2 j1 V; k6 Q/ d5 @! E# C' @
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? " M7 X' w' D# p$ ]4 r
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
& Y; Z4 D' l8 n* F/ X2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. & r4 e! g8 P3 {/ Z, G6 Q; f* g
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What would it take to make your mom perfect?
, a3 H) g; V C( o6 y A8 @1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.. I" `. H" J' u2 P5 A9 v# C
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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1 r. M+ D2 d( k0 R7 U4 v8 qIf you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
6 |; y" e' a, V( y( M1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
9 N) b. ?' D. z$ l) a2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.7 s2 R+ A( O* v! k; b
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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