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Why did God make mothers?9 c' W% U( h( N$ w2 j& }
( E2 I6 [0 g: d1 o8 l1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.$ s. j, c- M8 n0 ~
2. Mostly to clean the house.
. c3 k3 a* s1 T9 d% b* E. R3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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& c3 R o, p8 I) KHow did God make mothers?
: o# z g+ V! @1 G! k- N+ a7 T1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
9 N$ L5 l$ E' q5 X# {, M* @2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
7 J5 M! u; u5 B3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 6 t2 T- c5 N+ }/ A/ X1 _/ B
% K. [/ q r$ @# GWhat ingredients are mothers made of ?
6 a' }* [9 `& q$ B1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 5 h# D/ @5 T& P# O. e
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
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3 O7 G4 W/ c6 i" JWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
$ [" ?- `2 G) P- {1. We're related.8 g% F! o6 V" `0 e. q6 c
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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What kind of little girl was your mom?
0 H8 r- j# {) }6 L1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 5 W9 T# i4 D- B7 c; W
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. * a( J: o( l) U$ ?4 i
3. They say she used to be nice.
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& S6 \$ y$ ~- u8 n0 VWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him? % h! \1 C- P8 \' p# B
1. His last name.
' O3 t4 ]& }& [ w2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
7 p. [4 d7 A7 z7 N* \- v4 L% v: @, W3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
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1 T* B' h2 ~* M7 F UWhy did your mom marry your dad? ' F7 `1 Z1 O' ^& w0 e
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
4 ?& N5 D* i1 @2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
! R( }/ a, S) a1 _; |3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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Who's the boss at your house? : L9 y8 p" G5 E8 O R- X* p3 {+ U
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
0 A* Y! w& T3 s2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.2 l9 X2 h6 [8 o: w
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
9 p- V% L* @) O' G c, m# {1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. % R5 D5 s1 u# t% w
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
$ J: \, i$ @' W5 ^, C3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. # N$ Y( ~- H+ V: U* i; P5 U
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? * Q7 L8 w, i+ [0 [7 `' G
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
! A% }' q- T$ ~- U# u2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 3 @% }# y# t2 {
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.+ n/ T! Q( m, {2 k
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. |8 E3 @% l1 ^
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
2 u5 S$ x- Q% x0 H: W5 H2 M+ Z1 s4 s* F1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
3 w; @: ^, s5 c6 S2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.' C5 _3 ?! q; ^
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. , M2 X% h9 C5 @# o
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