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3 i7 p+ s8 g' A. p# c, SWhy did God make mothers?
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3 `& u4 _7 A5 L' }* Z/ Y1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.0 q4 q. ]3 N i) a, c2 c9 t- ^ z) b8 \
2. Mostly to clean the house.
! k+ U+ {; F" y; I5 Y3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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7 H+ U1 x1 I% }0 X4 KHow did God make mothers?
3 U5 U+ K5 f$ \1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.$ C/ i9 X) h2 e4 M# y
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. ( s. H" d* M4 h6 F; |
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. 3 A% h- v8 ~2 u8 F
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What ingredients are mothers made of ?
& T& y! n: k( I1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
% X7 _- h6 q3 S0 n) n: D- a2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. & w! E! B6 a9 Y% X. a: x8 u
# b; j* E# j' y" h5 y) N. \ HWhy did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
% k7 A2 G M' |2 `2 @3 o1. We're related.# T) H* v/ Q4 E u7 m8 _
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. 4 q* R7 s5 r! l
) b8 `- R4 v, N% ZWhat kind of little girl was your mom?
4 h; \# f C% ?, k( [! `1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. & `6 {- T* A/ s9 O& @# j7 ~6 U
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. : |1 d$ x" S1 o* h6 `& v
3. They say she used to be nice. " q' F, z+ Y# V$ A" n2 `- A
a9 W! G' H$ B9 _5 i' ], R9 uWhat did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
$ |1 V1 F# N% Z0 [$ M! x1. His last name.
1 n4 t' g5 H% r, J+ J2 V2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
7 R9 c" }) {- u+ |+ F3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? / [! y1 m$ Z& n& x$ D/ R# Z
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Why did your mom marry your dad?
& s( {) i0 m/ r" K% V1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. . F( ^7 ^1 O* d: J! {
2. She got too old to do anything else with him. * Y; d8 [6 j; D* H1 T# u
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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5 m: _# H3 F' r9 P) hWho's the boss at your house?
! k- K. B) G: `$ m) p+ H! W6 ~1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. / `+ _9 O9 u4 ?$ c
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.2 L# {5 w( ]( C: A, E
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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What's the difference between moms & dads?
4 `; |5 P" |3 f1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
7 |% d5 F; T ` w6 r2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them./ q1 i. U1 I+ S l/ A
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. ) E$ l9 M) m$ z6 _! `4 y+ z x
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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What does your mom do in her spare time? ' l; F# n* r. R$ t
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
7 j$ m3 \+ M0 q6 G3 n* F6 y, V2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. 8 t- [( v+ q [; t: S
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What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1 g- t/ \/ u) |- @ o
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
/ z7 B; s0 y0 ]7 c2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. " G5 p8 d0 A! x' s
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If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 6 i/ C/ {% N* e
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. " J8 I: a" P7 z8 G$ a' f
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
) `- B: O, e1 P, O4 x/ s+ V3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head. ! G2 a; y) \9 h6 E
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