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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. $ S8 Q0 }; \8 n8 \" r7 P+ k+ @
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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% C' k# U9 G, ], p/ g% l Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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6 l0 @1 P. a- q( u) F( J' `: O The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' - S) e1 u* c0 y; P2 V/ z* \' _
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. " ]& n; g% A9 M4 a9 n8 |! y
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8 J: S% V6 |) q1 u He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says, ( O1 H, ~% T% @) b
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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* d/ u( ^6 D5 N* w* S Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' $ r9 c6 Z0 G1 k/ E8 m( H# M8 o4 |( [4 e
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& Y, V# p- m$ ?5 q He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 1 H6 g1 x3 d2 G3 w" [# \! K7 G* D, P5 \
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, % ]9 z7 c5 o' ?* l; T' W T6 z
& w5 j1 @" z4 X: g9 D' Y2 a 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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