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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ; ^& T- t4 W" }, `3 z+ k3 z
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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/ o5 b9 k7 r( P# J9 k! L8 V The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' + n) Q2 _6 D% |9 Z3 A
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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$ A7 g( x1 O( r T$ `/ n7 Z: D She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to - R, { \8 n0 n- t/ p6 O
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 2 q5 ?3 f" e4 r* ~8 u% o, K
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, * N: d, i4 F; N5 |- m3 r+ d% j
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