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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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" ]! m6 O! b9 {) W, lA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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9 i) ~0 j* `( v; C. a' j) n | Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' $ J! U6 h+ x6 B# B9 o
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 3 V0 Y, L% v) e( P9 M+ {$ V2 f& {
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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: R! V2 h8 `2 B) s- u2 b She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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`+ x( w9 T6 @, z Her and says, # T' L" Q* S5 A% E0 q
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: a# w1 ?3 f( E3 A O/ g% k, P 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to , ^' u" l& N( N0 K
5 ]' P" A- m/ y% v Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' 9 a7 ~) B0 l! W0 Z. x* M
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, & ~$ {5 D, U& G# r- d* W- s- G
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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