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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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% P% b- C. I2 K3 L% N2 Y4 E Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. # P+ e5 ?# ~# i. n' L) G
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( \ h5 W1 t: D% s' V7 O She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to l4 h* D/ ~- D5 \
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to % W; P7 G0 z4 C: G3 a/ n
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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' X4 p0 O5 E% |: {5 d He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a * @, c! H) p# j# L
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, - c8 a3 e2 a7 q# @
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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