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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. ! K/ W! ], A, n" ]
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" m* X/ Z! ^! m, y" u; I0 S9 IA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' ( {5 v) k* g6 j9 `9 y
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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( u9 V$ m9 o9 Z3 H9 C Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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. u' Q% v0 _/ n! o. Q She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. ; A" j2 g% ]- V
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6 L: d" o: s) ^ O/ o7 M* g He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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* T/ H7 l+ p0 W D& g$ E; x Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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3 o# y1 r/ N7 i" N( O! p6 Q0 v" J Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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8 T, y# z" D L 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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