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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' " `4 {, t4 w# G7 L; C8 v
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' ) ?9 k6 A& V/ f, s8 A D
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* ~! a+ Y8 p1 ?* c$ G: c She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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* s" a+ U/ q# U- x: O0 a He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to " S! e; J9 r! u# T# d* T& R0 [5 b' a
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Her and says, . R) u/ B" D. ?! T
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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: U: c) k- T: l* n5 Y Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a ! ]4 K) e' G. Z: h5 B
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 2 \% b4 ]+ S. L" t9 Z2 x' K. s
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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