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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. # F! a# n( Q* y
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6 ^$ x9 b! E2 X3 w( l$ X& a9 xA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' # D/ ?) _- J) X7 O6 H, T' ]
& Z+ ?- L0 A/ V; F Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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" e0 L7 D0 Q1 t/ q9 J Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. ! E" D& u" }( B! k& r+ x
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 8 F3 B9 S2 }! \( @2 Z& b
2 ]; T. D" T3 d* c Her and says,
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9 K: t" P' P9 M0 M 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to + p/ B$ Q1 A5 N
' f7 P( S& ]/ t8 V" x2 A% s Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' ' l+ ^: T" y0 X/ D2 v3 v9 W
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& _2 Z" t2 F, p: F" q He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a w* p5 \! s- T) Q
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, 9 n5 Y$ F1 m J
4 |! B% f" W" ]# I5 q% X0 G5 r& h, r 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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