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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. 9 f& d. Z) i1 ~/ u9 f- V. Z
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 7 R% y3 T& P. ~7 P, t9 |
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' " `! ^$ s! V9 o! j) w4 l5 P, j
+ }) b4 `- o0 F9 U7 B The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 8 C( r T8 |8 G" h# Z" o3 B
' H4 T8 F+ _5 g# e; }# Z- V- a6 ` Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. $ L( T% w j1 R. s, c, L- G$ f1 ]/ H
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. & `# {5 ~ ]* z, Q1 F( e
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. o) ^4 N; j4 m$ j' U He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to , ]! t9 w$ z" z$ g- D9 H1 q) ~
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Her and says, 8 V) R2 z: N7 D O5 e$ H
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) W* `# J2 m5 X$ u* }$ B 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, ' U" N/ p J, ]' `, Q# A! @
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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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