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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. , R+ \, q; J; C4 i: S* D1 H! z
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- l8 m. D! y* Q6 a3 W, oA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.'
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8 o* T; n% b/ o5 s1 c) o' g z Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' + U) W! u" f! }% g' L
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' 4 D! v, @0 q. X2 R2 e
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Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 5 K& t( l' n) O, L2 c5 {
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She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 8 c1 I o3 r4 G
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He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
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8 B9 V! d4 `5 V- f \. X Her and says, & _( k2 o- P) b3 V" c( E
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to & m- L3 z' S! @+ T
! ^! u+ e7 Z. u6 D Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' " C7 r) w5 X( P4 m' ?, ^. t' n5 N
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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4 ^9 C( r1 G% @- t9 s; } 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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