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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox.
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3 ]4 a' d+ v5 j' T; [A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' 8 D9 [+ G+ M- N `$ u- ?" y
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Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
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% w/ U0 C8 L( h5 c% w/ Q Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
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+ z! [. J# n) t9 i' X She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 0 Y4 l0 g- o& v4 R) W" ?2 P3 p
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' r' _7 ]- q/ W# P9 l' \ He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to 9 g4 f2 o! h8 [, V
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Her and says, ( B6 S2 J3 l- e. O
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O6 w* g' @; S9 I$ H; i; I8 f; ? 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to 3 o3 L9 r; J1 `% p3 `
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Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' " |+ i0 p3 z) a6 H8 \8 H
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 1 m- r0 O+ [5 N6 t5 N
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Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh,
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9 M. i( a4 y5 j 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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