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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,% H5 |3 w" A; Z2 H8 P, N1 E4 _% I0 Q
" }2 M; ~' m! y# I* C& K4 oLast year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.+ Z9 | }) y% S- n! |
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.! b" x# Z8 F+ z; L: _- {
* l7 E- H1 m$ G7 h; lWhat can I do?: d5 e3 L$ s) I; W% w$ A9 R6 f7 c: H
2 W0 h' I O; V: n0 pSigned,
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Dear Desperate Housewife,2 ]; d6 M! S" q2 b* n, j! C2 G
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First keep in mind:
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .7 b7 @- b3 e* _/ S. H
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.$ k: e% Q9 t- y2 z" ~! v
& P3 O: Q" Q! [" [4 B# jBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.- [# o6 N$ g0 c5 w# A( B
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Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.0 m) j3 C" G1 w( }9 `$ v
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
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/ C& D6 V6 W( y" AIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 6 I' b( S! F) J) m8 ?$ M) y
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and" B* y( o9 b, G2 v2 _4 ~. R; B$ J
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
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Good Luck,
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