UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

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What can I do?
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Signed,
5 A/ k5 u& S6 H* Z* b# E/ vDesperate Housewife
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Reply:
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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0 @& t' \4 Q5 V. k0 v) j; `First keep in mind:
, M: n6 F' K  a$ @5 s5 H" gBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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* G* ?( }) X* x- R  BIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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+ h, {+ [( d0 W: R  x3 l- |But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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; B, x/ |. D( u1 |* sLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
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- w5 c2 o8 s. ~; J  bWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
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' u  ?' D8 t5 a8 bGood Luck,
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