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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,2 V6 @! V5 G+ ^8 w# e
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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1 y* n" R3 J: H& V! C! iIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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) ~+ i. {4 `: r8 e! z$ t! a* A! C& fAnd now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.# Y% W! G4 g  ]3 l" N
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What can I do?
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Signed,
( ~0 u- f  H7 O; |9 WDesperate Housewife 2 ^" `& u. t$ h/ M2 v
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Dear Desperate Housewife,8 l. f( p1 g; ^2 E! ?
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First keep in mind:2 ~0 t" b7 F3 r1 [9 |: H4 j+ Z
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. + d% c0 @# K6 z- P/ G

' U# v3 ?  S: d7 }Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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  r* \4 r4 {! g5 e; U" Q, IIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
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4 I5 z8 [2 \3 X* qLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.  g4 M( _/ J3 o  E( ~
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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.5 ^( e. \/ p8 E' h7 Q3 _) k

/ g3 c* \) F9 M+ ]( dIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. $ n" E" g+ m% R9 P* O

' _; i7 j* O, z; S% `$ rYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
; G! D* Y0 r7 Fperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.+ Q" O7 |$ T6 j$ A5 J2 k5 ~
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Good Luck,
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