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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,7 a% n% i+ t: T/ t1 R# y
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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& }$ C8 z1 V; e; d; ^In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.7 \) o- u1 c8 g8 p
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.3 q" L% D, |  C6 D

3 R8 \6 Z" M6 y$ L+ T% ?What can I do?
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# H2 H" l9 [  l# E6 n3 L, iSigned,
6 @2 `# v1 U2 t" I* P# Q! DDesperate Housewife
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Reply:3 d. x4 U, Q0 k* P
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Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:8 m' {" ^9 Y- u
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. $ t( P$ E0 ~/ D  Q+ [! E7 T
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .
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If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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/ g7 }; o$ B4 F; EBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.0 \. S# O/ R* F4 M

  S  m9 H  L# ]* z" w9 gLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.9 I8 N$ y' `: H, H( N

" R4 |' ]2 X1 J. [Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0." \) Y) c" n# }; E! K; ^+ N
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and
9 ^9 z& {# c% f$ E2 U3 Dperformance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.) T2 u: ]; S% |/ a0 }! L
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