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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.% ]! b! ~" K" k0 K5 O5 Y) v

3 j/ _' Y9 S; L- O9 f. wIn addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.0 ?' _' ?. ^- @  H- y4 z4 j
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What can I do?
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Signed,
3 F9 q9 c3 a' s" G  P6 w( VDesperate Housewife 3 [8 M' D# `, E" G/ {6 r. S

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: Z7 y7 Z" D# e( d; ]Dear Desperate Housewife,
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First keep in mind:
3 Z/ X2 b( N0 h1 w) G! f9 LBoyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
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Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .+ H/ b/ U' T4 r* H; C% S! |8 d- D, U

9 f0 s. M4 h3 O7 \If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
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! I; f( s. ~. Q( S1 X, _" qBut remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.( y7 ^0 r  [1 H( u) D

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Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.& \0 e+ Y; K9 q- g+ }1 C9 n

& e" {! R( C3 oIn summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
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' l  c9 }: ?8 N/ Y8 l5 ZYou might consider additional software to improve memory and
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Good Luck,
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