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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

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发表于 2007-10-24 13:49 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Dear IT Support / Software Developer,& y- ]  }$ G( z4 C5 R" t0 O
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
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And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.% Q$ g4 ?6 X8 W2 \/ _# m; [

" w+ S! J9 V9 @: Q( F9 R8 _% XWhat can I do?: B! F9 ^7 ^9 d- j$ ?& N, ]; [. K6 v

/ D% {- A. A. J$ {& VSigned,
6 B- g& O" \: k. sDesperate Housewife
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4 b8 L: P9 @: c1 DDear Desperate Housewife,2 b$ F  F0 D2 Y: a
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First keep in mind:. X6 F) b1 W# D, p
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. * d+ T1 J9 A) p9 a! I

6 p% g6 c3 T. ?) U3 n' c. aTry entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 .; e1 a; ]! }. L/ G  I( J! J. R

. X: T/ v5 m, _4 bIf all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.+ [, c4 W7 f! K7 {0 I
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But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.% s: I  n( ~  [. F" X3 n5 S) ^  b" {

4 i! V4 T' y/ N& t, sLate Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files., _4 m' n- [" f1 z1 H; T1 y

) |0 A9 q/ l0 W9 k2 Z' H4 HWhatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.9 e* v7 j4 O9 q) H  X
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In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. 8 b) E! G6 [7 E) i5 J
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You might consider additional software to improve memory and4 F# i( {" B) \! E" [& ?1 D1 B
performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.8 p  W$ G% n7 L$ T8 u; w

) q  X: K# ?, ]Good Luck,, `/ q9 K1 U! {& x+ g
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