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不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

. @2 Q& f7 t. X8 c7 j' c" A- P发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
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) x: Q4 @5 O$ s0 f& ?9 U8 YMoney is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
' x( o) D: G5 M0 C/ \% }; hOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
, V0 W" v& G! m# h& t: G! R" z要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
4 }3 s+ r7 P% u- g/ m8 h再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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6 Q! [7 H" y& D* N" PThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
3 b, A6 r- N' o" [( \8 W聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
3 K1 `: r7 s0 C  Q6 f6 M/ o成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
1 h" P9 v& s0 k! T- n' c+ ~. H' l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
　　
- M9 D; A, I& `5 B0 w2 nChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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* K, u" \. D5 m( k, b/ q4 }"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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8 q' V/ l3 w1 |- o6 B"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  n) j/ s! |  I3 X+ e神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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5 e" U" ~8 `/ UWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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0 }! J# U7 b! IA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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0 _2 G# g' _  q7 xThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
; I0 _. I4 F/ R( N学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

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