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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告
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( i0 A. P" c  L" ^发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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  d& g; c- o: LOne should love animals. They are so tasty.
3 _, @9 u- G* x" J/ i每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
3 g8 X# ]9 K# ^5 }Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
( ^( ]' C( y7 n; \- R% G1 W要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
7 G0 g. q% Z: S" `* W7 w3 b每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
0 i, E8 c4 Q/ zEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  a8 Q' f/ y9 o1 s, j再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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- G# g( m0 c' T: pChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
4 @( g* S# m+ ^: Q"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
+ k; r9 N0 @" z' q. p3 v( A+ t' H"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
9 a5 G8 E+ h% t5 t9 R. NThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
　　
"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
& e/ ~9 Q/ m0 @* \' {5 W"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
$ l$ f7 v% I! t. g5 S5 {" t神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
　　
- P) M0 ~* `" IWhen two‘s company, three‘s the result!
5 o0 h/ C$ |+ N8 t两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。