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朝阳

不可不读的绝对经典英文广告

发布日期：2004-12-2　我来说两句　信息来源：沪江英语　
  
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2 [: Q* C6 M$ T) @Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
& }; C2 ~4 ?! k" L. `钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
　　
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
4 l6 v6 i1 u/ H$ Z1 w每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
　　
, X( s. F+ K. m& h. h$ t6 ILove the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
) u1 X- b- h$ r0 _9 V要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
　　
. h( A  S, H( d+ JBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
' x* L+ d! o' a% F/ S3 u$ h- X6 C* x每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
　　
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
6 l! g! C! G; M) N# L% b& p4 xThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
　　
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
: z+ A3 C- Y2 {- v% j1 A成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
　　
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
+ \7 s% |5 C, m8 r+ b不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8 |- E9 \9 E% R( q5 [5 MLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
　　
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
　　
7 q: S" E! u7 o8 }+ E% k& _8 j8 `There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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7 i! O# C" p9 j" f+ m' n$ H2 ~! \"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
　　
: o7 m2 ?7 e. F7 ?  x+ Y: t"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
8 e5 ?9 S" f2 p& p% B( q5 ~6 W工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
+ T; K. {/ ]$ N$ Y! P- v  O  v神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
4 e! D, X! a. F& P两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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: i* a1 G4 @1 y& NA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
; O4 H9 ?, e8 P( ~服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
8 l+ U" P7 K) e- L1 e3 w4 o4 P; J0 R学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘记的越多, 忘记的越多；知道的越少, 为什么学来着?

阿莉

够经典！精练又幽默。