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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:6 z7 Z+ x) B- M; p
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
) \' g" M* l$ E( h/ i \隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人7 n+ J0 e2 s, S/ X
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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, l; m% d' r9 cA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,0 Q8 g+ f% C/ H# x) b* b
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你: n3 f! k# |% ]# h) x- [& X
4 g$ ]# J" S2 c! ~" c3 w"What are you thinking?
( J4 Q2 A" G8 e; _+ J' g你在想什麼?1 [# d5 f" V+ ~" A- c
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She doesn't care what you think.% Y7 e; Y: x C w
她才不在乎你在想什麼。* k! X- }& R! a9 x! [
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
: }( I$ G- X$ n! B8 e40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽$ T7 A' D- I; u
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.! _/ R: Y( j0 ], `& ]: E
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西& y; b3 K' H. j% l7 W4 \. V
8 ]' R% K$ @7 _She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
" z/ d' _ l2 W, j5 x9 _: H* P她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情4 q! j+ f! s) i* p* Z9 r1 Y
6 h! y* _/ W. A$ dWomen over 40 are dignified.
( O# e5 L8 t6 ]: @8 ~( o40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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0 Q3 h& {# N: \& iThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera, N0 v1 a! l8 L. z' `5 @
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
& ?) z/ e9 a. J5 x3 u. r) L9 V當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.0 ~0 x. t0 |, ~" z
一槍把你給斃了。! r0 V; j( I, E* ]1 [+ A& I0 W
% |8 ?; T9 H+ l7 D. M7 iOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.2 G* ]0 y$ _4 g) a9 [( r I
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
5 W) Q9 u9 l1 c1 K: P& K/ f因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味- m4 e4 H" l( a9 F2 q6 W
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Women get psychic as they age.
- _$ [2 _, U' p8 C女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
]$ r" ~8 L1 v7 t# u你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two," J0 N) }3 T/ T+ l% H+ Y' e
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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m7 a8 s# s4 @ u6 C: P/ L6 \& ?. Ga woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart./ y$ x: O! B: c* f
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.( W b" g G# X M; H+ j6 {# @' x" C# G
熟女直接又誠實7 P% j5 z8 ^4 B9 V2 h6 Z4 z+ y: c( t3 h
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. N* I. Z/ U1 x- |1 }7 z( h4 `
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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' g0 r; W& @% r0 Y! m) QYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
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! m% K8 W! _8 H; o3 I3 E4 pYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
8 k3 P5 u/ r( ^ Y0 Z, T40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.7 u1 M+ ]9 _+ c$ F* h
40歲以上的男人呢?
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" k" i2 U+ }! ]For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
, P9 `$ [/ _6 K7 a相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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& W/ A* H- `: l1 ]2 b- M/ _" \. @there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants U: q% E1 h6 @7 ^ [
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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6 ]9 F' S7 K" y6 tLadies, I apologize.6 @# n p/ p$ s8 b6 s9 d- Y/ ~8 y; }: \
女士們，請容許我在這兒) a2 \9 W0 j$ P* ^ |& @
" i% Z( G4 M4 @For all those men who say,
j7 l9 T3 i( I3 E7 o幫妳們說句公道話:+ X- R1 A& i' G' L
& S1 {9 I8 T s( r"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
& O* K. t$ G( n那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人6 E/ b- F" b$ t2 d9 {
6 e3 p2 y8 M5 V% g3 Vhere's an update for you.
- S1 `6 X+ ^ Q% c8 N, @2 C實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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4 D' r& z0 r, h) E" VNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
8 g# N. i$ G" u* n今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?4 K- p) J1 [) b, H
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
8 }0 `8 z, J9 r) a9 v7 {因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
