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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:) p6 N+ |) a7 ^9 s9 M
3 Y) H* X% Y' kAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
; `1 v" I: n4 b/ _9 O, E隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人9 J: \& }' ]4 O1 c" u. F
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Here are just a few reasons why:5 _$ @ @, x W; G
為什麼呢?- g7 H7 z+ z7 h5 [. r
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,4 W' Z( Q0 I" L1 d+ R
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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/ I" [1 U$ ~: L I5 B: {"What are you thinking?
% I5 |2 K- `1 w你在想什麼?
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, {) k5 y q8 OShe doesn't care what you think.3 x$ d* m' V' r; {/ ?- a X
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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0 F2 C- s. k. K8 f1 w O# ~( i- IIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,5 P! U q9 |( J: V: O
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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8 I3 p5 S8 P3 Q+ r& C/ B3 yshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
& K. p: P& R8 _4 X她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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4 z7 D/ r3 `" R3 B m( FShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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; u$ N" V# E0 e9 r# g9 N# xWomen over 40 are dignified.& f5 j$ C, l6 Z+ `( Q
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you5 y6 p( R& L) R7 X
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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) @$ i( L2 R% G2 o7 ]If they think they can get away with it.0 l& p( S U# F
一槍把你給斃了。3 ]6 f; E' q! A5 c8 |' R* g! r
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
0 I5 P. U% h+ l7 }熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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( l( n. i+ i* Y# G: J FThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
7 S, }3 |6 ?1 L8 I: M) |' j5 m因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味2 }+ y" u3 L, q1 E8 X
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Women get psychic as they age.
$ z4 k! G9 t5 k$ P \+ L/ r女人越老越通靈/ u7 c' b+ e( C3 A/ X. T
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.9 q7 j& p. M" M& C2 {
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
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# x w, K f0 a8 Ha woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
2 f* M7 c6 B' r+ Y" o3 B, G40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.+ a( t$ K. f& E$ E2 X7 g
熟女直接又誠實2 c; y2 L/ O4 h G- ?
& g5 s! U9 w# \They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
; Z+ m; x7 |+ y如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋. B5 I N; Z6 ]
7 p0 {) m0 r* ^6 r9 KYou don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.! ~, t- |: S8 q; y- H+ }; m+ x4 F
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons., _8 ^" A" k; M3 `2 E$ F
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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- P# _! K: c p m( n+ V( BUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.' q$ X& P; s4 R' K9 _, k5 K
40歲以上的男人呢?
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5 d4 K6 w1 ^: W2 i% D% kFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
/ G& {: G8 e# j1 Q/ e相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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5 W# P/ l4 o# v* R! w, Xthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants2 k+ h. y# u$ D9 T; d% P; ]8 X. v
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.& x. x# P. Z9 V' @2 H/ z
女士們,請容許我在這兒
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" V! D4 b1 ^& N) zFor all those men who say,
4 k b. n# n4 v' X( W* U- B幫妳們說句公道話:6 B. X( x* n0 n) V7 J& F2 Z" a
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
+ x7 i) \) V( h9 b# I5 D那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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% L) G, ^: I9 B1 x+ B: qhere's an update for you.
5 [) t! ^! f; m8 ^$ I! H實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?4 t& A, @# e1 H' t8 L9 J2 @5 E( _
為什麼呢 ?3 k1 v% V- u C' |
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
# i6 ^4 j& }$ I' P# y$ T因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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