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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:* o9 u0 h6 Z$ `$ J2 a; R
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
; }( ?2 G* C% v" o隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人% i; I+ {' F: o8 o6 F' }0 L. I
8 ?) |; b# P$ ^# m; yHere are just a few reasons why:8 W$ e7 [9 e5 k7 D# ?& ]
為什麼呢?
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: {/ |; n; r4 J' aA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
o* ~4 g* i. s j( A40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:; Q( d2 y, l) g& Y( n% p, \, {
) u# D; l" h) \) h6 Q"What are you thinking?
# W' C! @$ Z! m8 t3 ]你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.
: w, a& N N4 O- i她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
5 Y0 x. L' z+ v40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽' t: ?9 m [- k! `! m2 P* l
: y" g A& _ a$ a7 Fshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.6 m9 D4 Q2 Y b7 H4 m7 X d
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified./ B+ R7 e+ E$ v5 a; ]
40歲以上的女人穩重自持1 f9 ], b8 u" Q
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera0 E% y7 t1 J) C
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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& g' \% S: p n% I: Gor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
2 X+ j. w1 d( L. `; ]; S* y$ H+ s當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
% g2 s0 {5 {' P& b熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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. P2 x& A1 e+ l+ j. R- Q* S( u+ p# GThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
* m/ u7 A' k* n0 Q. C) t4 k' ]因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味- }0 E+ S. q+ H* q
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Women get psychic as they age.$ x( }& f6 v3 @/ X! f
女人越老越通靈
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, k! f3 v7 Y1 V) eYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.2 M$ x" C# q$ y% }* @+ P# u
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔2 | v6 U2 |: v
" s6 e% _2 E; D" v3 ?' }Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
0 Q! i+ R: q9 h只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.$ ~! {( y" F8 ?/ m5 @# r2 |
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
7 h7 O/ l9 O; I1 z3 ~: v熟女直接又誠實
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- u) D( }& q! M6 }& I: a: d; V4 L; iThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
; y, g- ]% g, M如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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3 M9 B& F) l* w( W6 ^9 E- {You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.7 B4 P2 h9 _& @
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意% O6 x2 {$ l; I7 _2 t1 _& `
( r4 B( @6 t1 n8 Q' \* @1 {Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
* ?+ A8 P: f7 V$ O+ p5 q' U3 w40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.: K6 m# g: f0 o& }, W7 h
40歲以上的男人呢?( U7 J) v. C4 _! F8 g' @
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,6 p+ Y3 W G; a6 Q8 w
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
& H8 L( }/ ^: f9 y就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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% K9 B! c9 u+ j r: d9 x1 Zmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
1 _% v) F+ K$ ^厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
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' u, ]2 P0 Z) OLadies, I apologize.3 o. Y7 V2 q% ~- c }
女士們，請容許我在這兒9 O, |% M2 V+ }8 i
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For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?- P% P: G, ^) Z- m1 }- ~
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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4 x3 G$ u/ ]) k2 |" N- t6 J0 khere's an update for you.
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- _+ k3 L) H% `8 o$ M; v" G( qNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
# B4 K( B# o5 k7 l! z# D& R' i# m今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?8 J u% H$ a: G# u! x% X2 M' g
為什麼呢 ?5 D7 p+ p2 B& G0 J/ C
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
6 \( z: `! S) `- f3 A# @因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
