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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:6 G* p3 Y+ J0 e
+ B$ \! P# y: _8 x ^6 IAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.2 t0 D7 M0 a6 a4 W
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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: y) k: [* c' p" v7 I: x, _, yA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,5 R& n; a1 U2 }9 d+ z+ l: r) h
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?
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1 k; o% z% A$ d7 H' d. mShe doesn't care what you think.6 e% D1 ?, N) k7 h* l) Q
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,- ^) U: P: F5 k- A
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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! E) t9 c) R; a) ^/ C( ~# vshe doesn't sit around whining about it.
7 V0 L3 d) v5 m3 a她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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. E4 X# y3 z7 g; U$ ^She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
7 n6 |3 ~5 F' |! r ?+ U* u2 p她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情- `7 K% a/ r A2 c! \5 W9 I: D
) S3 `0 R3 a' {& {& \9 C* TWomen over 40 are dignified.
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不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.; x% ]& G, i2 A6 }
跟你大呼小叫
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X$ c' v4 l6 v3 pOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you8 E: H9 X* f2 ^/ G
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地/ w( }8 m+ |3 f7 D
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If they think they can get away with it.
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, X4 I- Y3 f8 `0 T% T# ^' pOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
# V' r g- G' ~& {" Q. Y9 ?: U熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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Women get psychic as they age.1 W- z! Q0 f& S( K z# |# w
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40., o6 d+ P7 V5 c7 z
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔" E& ~0 @& L( T
1 A3 p ^5 k0 }; z' u& nOnce you get past a wrinkle or two,
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.4 ]2 T7 t6 g" _# U
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.+ W+ H9 J" b* m. A- V$ T! V
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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6 M/ J1 N3 E! e/ t' k. \8 NYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,( L N( z4 B! E: h( K4 s/ q4 z) |
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人8 X' f* s0 w6 L$ t$ ~, A# s" _1 ]
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants2 Z! {+ _0 H9 l
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男 K' W% c! x4 c/ f% O: O
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$ w8 w2 K& i$ s) _厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情% F2 x% s) H! q8 W6 T. R2 ]
- |- i; }$ \% G# R" A0 L; WLadies, I apologize.8 \& j( L! F; D$ j( s# t
女士們，請容許我在這兒# A9 h3 y3 M( I: O; S4 L1 B! r
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For all those men who say,
" _ G Q. _ L. H幫妳們說句公道話:
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?7 P/ |2 e9 l% c9 I1 T
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人4 R4 d d+ K# C
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here's an update for you.
6 t; d% J$ z7 R; O實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.0 D s$ H6 Q" V
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚1 v7 s6 ~5 f2 l' a
: @. L& l3 s6 qWhy?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage; y2 W5 N/ J8 k. y, N
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
