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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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" Y8 W9 D, g4 r- F5 N1 `: [% v( YAs I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
, J0 m3 N- b. y" x6 t隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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7 Q+ G3 E4 E: b+ kHere are just a few reasons why:
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( z$ X) `, J8 I5 i Y+ xA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
3 s, ?& j6 f9 Q/ [( Q: G6 h! b40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
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"What are you thinking?) b2 R$ F! l4 {9 O+ u
你在想什麼?& r. b5 K \) _% p! V) Y* S* Z! V7 n
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She doesn't care what you think.
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,; D% O) ] _2 c3 M/ }+ ~' S3 ?
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
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: z" q; c3 ~% P5 h* u# R3 _she doesn't sit around whining about it.& a) i7 o, T& @3 n
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
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$ i5 b0 f; O* `# yShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
9 f9 Q; C% d$ K! U9 Q3 J她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
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Women over 40 are dignified.
% e; a' }/ [+ u" n40歲以上的女人穩重自持' o+ `2 j% F& Y1 t: M3 E
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera# l7 n: `0 d3 K, D7 x
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡" V2 `) n/ @/ ~5 y# l6 R
( b% P/ v) G; h7 t4 }or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.3 b! a( E A6 V5 V9 ?+ y
跟你大呼小叫
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" m1 n$ f* z+ e! MOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
4 H# `3 D% t( I* U, v當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地4 [, y H9 Q: g6 e M
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If they think they can get away with it.+ D+ @& n; t0 C! ~& y8 H0 b
一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.1 Y4 L1 B# z. O, t8 c
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)9 U8 }: u' @( C) j* d
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
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Women get psychic as they age.5 g- \( z6 @5 v5 V
女人越老越通靈1 M9 p: n- E2 f/ W1 n5 i( W
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.) _: O0 q. g( K
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔* Q1 u6 s* H* }
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只要能夠對皺紋視而不見; t5 T; z* ?) u
`+ b3 M1 Q- s$ za woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one." `9 Y* S! q: X8 [+ h
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋9 c( J% V7 t d. o
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.( a, e" y* H: u7 D* n& n2 A$ g" l
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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: c$ z5 h( F9 f' ~Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.* I( }) s$ t1 h$ D! ^( ^* O
40歲以上的男人呢?0 I4 x4 M. o! T1 \. p& P0 U* L
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,% R% O% k i9 O0 g
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人! g6 r3 c- O! L- ?
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants1 V% L- X0 T6 X! ?+ U
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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Ladies, I apologize.
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For all those men who say,$ r& e& m U! f
幫妳們說句公道話:8 K# a; G1 }7 J. c
( B+ G) b o. h+ x5 S0 {3 X9 [5 T"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
, t9 ^" c3 I- G/ s那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人% e$ z9 [1 J% \
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here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.8 k- L4 r' K( t- z: Q' R3 i( s
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚8 r% ~) K+ u& G4 P; |- ]3 d' Q
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Why?
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4 C( Z8 y5 @/ ^) _Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage+ p! ^# L& d& o6 r/ a
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
