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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.( q9 x: J& o9 m6 G* q/ n
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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5 j/ v+ a% |1 pHere are just a few reasons why:: u7 t# m$ G% s I. V. ^- ^
為什麼呢?8 Y( S, ^8 y* ~/ K
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,( }' k: Y. t3 E3 T2 u+ S B
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:' U& V6 d" J) H9 U1 w( M
8 Y3 M9 F5 ]$ N/ l/ H1 K& H4 [. ?"What are you thinking?7 ]* y3 [# Z: s5 S U+ R& ?1 o
你在想什麼?
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She doesn't care what you think.- W) [$ I/ k, L/ L- P) z
她才不在乎你在想什麼。- Q% T q! d7 l6 T, q
! l( x( F0 l. b6 ^, FIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,4 t; w! Z# D3 [( T
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 x% h% M! @6 |1 v2 @: I
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she doesn't sit around whining about it.8 d: g* W6 m- d7 t: W2 T1 I/ {9 L3 B
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西1 X5 ~/ ]7 ]5 _& \0 X' X
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.1 s# T' E$ x8 ?4 ^1 N' s
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情8 e( j. {0 P. a l+ A, g$ T
! l. Z! v7 d2 P, [8 w3 SWomen over 40 are dignified.
; P0 n7 H+ a, x8 f40歲以上的女人穩重自持; x2 P5 u. N1 V5 B; H
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera; m+ L" ]3 K* A. _- \# H
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡1 T' R4 \$ D$ v
0 m0 }# f" F3 \0 Z* aor in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
8 M p C' q0 Z1 R% }- I u跟你大呼小叫
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. A" A B4 J( xOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
; H7 u: B3 Y" b. ?當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地, i) ?. _6 J" B3 }4 o
) e x5 G$ a2 I& V! t$ p- O4 {If they think they can get away with it.: J3 ~- n6 r# v. g
一槍把你給斃了。
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( C; d! u: Z% b! ^! LOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.- o0 x {6 o5 \; A
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)7 H# Q5 ]' D: h! g
3 S) W& j! X/ y- a4 }They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
: S2 i: m5 k; W% w# N0 d因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味3 ?; R) C" K" Z1 w" \1 W
% o5 z) }; L3 [Women get psychic as they age.. P3 t" V6 I& q8 a8 X4 h* C- V
女人越老越通靈
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* b* \8 [+ z$ t% h: l4 P+ QYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.# @9 _7 ^" ]" ^# `
你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔% c" V2 ?/ W8 f: A$ }0 m/ t
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,' X/ Q# S* o; Q: H. B- G* f
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見* p/ h& _, B/ V A% r0 B
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.3 O0 v- x$ [6 Y9 s1 ~9 \3 @$ s" b
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
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Older women are forthright and honest.
* W% A/ {/ X1 a/ Y6 Z3 e熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.! w$ i3 b$ ~% J% N
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋. N) B5 R1 c6 ?0 j$ w! }
: D @0 j# x& X% |You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.& z6 c+ i0 W0 \/ \/ ^
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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6 B8 w) x) P& C- N. |- s% I' CYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.6 }; E# g/ c; |) Q Y* j; O- c u
40歲以上的女人有很多優點8 |* n4 S9 ?5 b6 a
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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" E S. q+ S6 n6 Z& pFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,* c7 }/ Z0 s% ~; ?
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人/ v* v* O% @* s8 }
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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% J/ {) U) N8 Y) U' b. Q4 Hmaking a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
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; o0 L+ E8 `9 l6 `9 ^. ULadies, I apologize.
9 {1 d0 Z) L3 C: x0 H& R: q Y女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,
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/ R# @$ h! q K8 R"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?$ {( V7 U- W! q6 V
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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here's an update for you.7 g2 y$ S* H9 g% ]) M
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了& D. U( a) l# T# a4 u5 i
1 {0 u# d7 K) g$ n0 _Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage
& {( J( P8 L8 w, C7 ?5 {- T( u因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
