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這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney對 40歲以上的女人的看法:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
8 N0 W F1 v% ~, _隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why:
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' `& R' v; F. d6 U/ D8 eA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
7 p G$ L% Y1 ?/ K# r0 z40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:6 P6 k- u( ~6 q
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"What are you thinking?6 ]3 M' ?) ]' ~
你在想什麼?8 d* L4 ^* l. t) C' o
. v) K3 F2 f$ |; yShe doesn't care what you think.* ~1 ^. a N5 Z2 N4 Z& W' A
她才不在乎你在想什麼。4 C8 @) h: f! ^7 o5 @3 D7 Y1 u) B
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
. H1 D2 C* [7 Z0 c40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽9 [ w: a; c+ e; |1 C7 D) N, \
' r: a3 H7 ?( n1 s) X( |she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.' w! `5 U7 z* y$ {4 o# j
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情- \( Z* P& Q* e5 l
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40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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# X, I* O2 |% I+ IThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera7 s) j3 K5 j9 Z1 _9 ~, u. A( K
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
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& H6 V) a6 x0 d4 \2 F5 \or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.& Y; Q0 `1 @- S3 a: L( I
跟你大呼小叫# H0 r9 a9 S; @& q
* L: J. Q$ y. MOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you# w) S9 _ e* x
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
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If they think they can get away with it.5 S( t/ _0 V, W @5 c, F1 E
一槍把你給斃了。: t# [; G" F6 ~6 J9 S J
# V' o( t, w" x! A: JOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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. B4 H+ ?/ Z4 T% `1 _0 x2 K9 X5 oThey know what it's like to be unappreciated.
" y$ b: |) y/ O. B因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味2 m' m7 l$ E( L ]/ ~
' a5 i" z- S4 ^8 @0 RWomen get psychic as they age.
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
7 g' L$ w* c( C3 o) y! F$ Z你永遠不需要向40 歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two," O; U c0 E4 S6 h# c* t: x
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見8 e7 @9 i# n& x# }: s
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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- o) G8 O4 I* |8 Z( \6 t/ |, l, pOlder women are forthright and honest.
1 q, q. X- u' y; Z1 K6 r9 m熟女直接又誠實4 ]% T$ a+ J) L' a' \
' }5 m% o# W; sThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
* I$ P5 q& @% K& |/ p; i! S如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋5 t6 J) A+ i' v- w( d+ X! a
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
* x7 H- i+ w+ q你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.# N; U: T+ u a# }
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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6 A/ r4 Y ?6 I) `+ {1 UUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal./ K T8 w2 \/ ?5 A9 N& d3 ^
40歲以上的男人呢?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
! g5 |- A0 j# I) X; L1 ]相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
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5 G( l# a. k, s( ~( J/ pthere is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
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making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
1 }) A5 ?6 A& a2 }3 G# Q厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情% e, M! U9 q/ O3 r
8 Z: t/ p/ B1 a1 x2 X. [) w2 mLadies, I apologize.% }5 m/ p3 V( E4 Y
女士們，請容許我在這兒
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For all those men who say,
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3 V; X5 J; g0 [1 B1 E! W"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?4 b+ l/ q. T# q( C- r
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人8 p) m7 D8 x! u7 ?
: T. I& M- _2 b. Ohere's an update for you.2 n1 Y) x& x/ |# g5 N+ v7 A% L0 p. b
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了9 ~" F& [! D) n1 E% p
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.; M+ V. b5 \7 r7 x: u9 s z2 V8 s
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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3 x& ^1 C; k/ g' [( i5 W0 t( m" U8 UWhy?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! L7 C, |. E0 F8 m
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸買回整隻豬! |
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发表于 2007-7-31 14:06
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发表于 2007-7-31 22:35
问题是有的香肠根本不值得你买回整只猪.
