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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA! U0 z" a6 c) C
1 L+ y/ O/ v7 `7 D3 g; \1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
' K5 V) c4 F9 ?& i& Q( h' v2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. / Q0 D6 L2 q3 R3 H& d7 V
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
" k8 o* }) k5 a. X9 o4 ]1 Y4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. ) S# s/ C, D$ E3 L# C# v+ P1 k5 h
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3 m: Z2 I: e9 X+ e4 b0 A& V8 GTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA ) L4 N- Z4 @9 g' s
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1. Big rock between you and B.C.
! b6 T B4 f2 K- b1 q; v/ [+ p: D2. Ottawa who?, P3 m3 k1 A, F+ ]: R
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. " ~: ?3 a% H+ l2 y5 R. V
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
' e: ]6 \7 \3 ^+ X5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
( N" X9 U' P2 X: t, j5 a9 ^& I! E6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. ( V% W5 h# o% H# f$ ?& C
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* g) l# q) ~/ `( cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
5 m4 G! |# u4 O, _9 {/ Z2. Your province is really easy to draw.
% |$ y% I: o- Y/ N1 H3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
; ~, L4 Y& k6 Y$ k: \1 \ p4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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& {, \* g* H; K, Y# `2 Z2 tTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
6 T! w! U% q! N$ S" v* [2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. $ t, O3 ]9 ]6 G# k4 O: ?% ?: q: h' K
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
: }( j ~2 D' E+ g( B3 G4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood. 6 r1 G& |5 M1 F* N# C, M
5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by. ; C2 ]# t ~3 B( a
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! I/ J: ^: `* s& ~TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO , L, H. L4 e% J$ N5 T
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1. You live in the centre of the universe.
1 i' O/ V: B0 L2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
; D; j" u. c" @# V( f3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. * Q3 u$ ^. ^7 V6 k# ~0 a* B
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime. ; r8 v2 P4 r9 v
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1 X. }. S+ l! T, |( tTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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2 b9 K) b$ t+ |2 _# B: v1. Racism is socially acceptable
4 [# b3 P5 A" }* r2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
2 ]4 s( v$ k# U4 z4 i; L# P* X. x" \3 ], ^3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
) n- @- b8 Q! ~. A4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *
, s/ _* N; e# j" u, bTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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# Z! x$ ^ z+ A9 BTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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4 i$ q$ r, K% d0 l1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
/ m$ P. w. D. G5 G2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. * D3 ^+ g ?( C8 [! @
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
+ U( x) A, M7 A" p4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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6 Q' S- D+ d0 y% e- q( u4 B5 yTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
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^6 P" @8 m0 Z1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. # D. v! h2 g5 ]4 y# j
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. 6 M7 k2 w5 Q: t& h4 J& T% [7 J1 u
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. 7 S2 q5 a: a2 e
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' |9 y! ?2 G9 [) T' kTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
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6 B3 c" K, N1 U1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
- Y$ F* e u+ M4 k. y: Z2. You can walk across the province in half an hour.
8 H! l" e. o8 F- w4 i3 D6 S% p3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
2 w- B2 J1 ^6 M6 }& F9 n4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." 8 @7 O' R8 d& @- C( z
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 7 J2 m9 N9 d& O0 X
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. ; q, Q5 g) ^" A
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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5 X+ B* M4 V! C1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea. ( h U; M% G$ m7 r! ^7 E( b
2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. . O$ F& p& D9 m1 t; f: g
3. The workday is about two hours long. , _' E# P0 _3 L! S3 i
4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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