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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
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4 |4 q4 y, I2 x$ f: m( p, D @" Y x1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
5 f3 W' X5 d! }& Q: ~2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 0 U/ Z6 E0 k7 i: I* [
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
2 [ ?; ]+ b/ o: f" |4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on. " D4 Q! G$ G% E6 k. W
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; ^8 A3 j8 v% Q) @# sTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA 6 @8 h0 ?6 \# s
3 T* F0 A b4 O3 | y- a1. Big rock between you and B.C.
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3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country.
! @# \& L) T* m4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of. % l% ~* h$ `& e" [
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country. $ d" C+ ^4 W, ~. T* H) D% \" S
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups. $ P# d% ]7 ]' j0 G
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6 ~4 _* b$ y( c" V0 O' }' XTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat.
0 A1 f5 |4 y" d9 }# A- u2. Your province is really easy to draw.
3 h6 T) g' |% i: V; S3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.
9 b5 x% D+ Q* V' X/ F5 s3 q O4. People will assume you live on a farm. 1 _$ F) a. E) X) Y
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2 X) _3 r) v3 n$ M$ Q1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property. 8 G* e4 V4 h" T; @
2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 4 p3 R# X7 k/ g# t7 ~
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter. 3 h7 W) d0 I+ t4 v P3 \) d1 J
4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
5 O9 j# j: L/ u- \4 L& o( |5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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1 b: u' t u' l; D) cTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. 2 X }1 z% G/ M6 J
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump.
7 V9 C3 K( ^. n! u. [7 j3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election.
( [6 z+ s6 `- L( n8 z2 ]4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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W& a$ Z* [9 Q. fTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable 8 w, @6 U6 j3 @' a% Y3 F
2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
' t ?. L: M% C" e9 |* A0 ?$ I3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
8 s4 D' X4 e" \) E: `: }2 \4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *. u S6 K/ v( h: A" Z
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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# f# j v7 K% D6 \: J. OTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
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1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
4 }) g# h/ A8 Q5 j- u8 e6 X# h& E2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies. G* O% `1 {# c4 N1 i6 Y" F
3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick ' O* n7 w' i; r( M5 d \
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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, C0 Y( K& H7 y& NTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 7 I; u0 ?" w% S5 g9 Z3 s4 M
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1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. 6 {6 @4 L# ]7 H* I4 d8 J7 H
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt. ) Z% R: ] a U+ }8 A" a- w: N/ g
3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money. ; w3 g, C6 m( F! f" j3 Y
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND ; O- y1 {/ r! ~: C! U
& S$ s' U: T) ] ~1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
' T: I" T! j/ {& `; C2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. " X1 }: D% z1 K* q' Z1 Z; `
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
8 G& p# P( y: Y* d" X, k1 Q4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
4 K+ V, U' a# I: r5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. X8 a6 U J! C6 F
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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$ o. \; d0 c. i8 I% nTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
7 D0 F/ ^! v: P1 Z+ w1 T2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse.
* f$ s' G- L. t, r9 V( Q3. The workday is about two hours long.
' M6 N# V# I: e4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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