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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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: `/ y# k D' aI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
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The rents too high, the air's unclean( i1 o- B) k7 {7 N
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean/ b" |+ l# J8 z" o. R/ r8 G
And the women are big and the men are dumb
- Z& d2 T' D4 R& z+ ^And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum, q0 H7 m, g' x3 _/ p, g. \% D: P
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork! L' b" H, l5 D1 X: z. G2 z6 r
They dress real bad and they think they're New York5 d7 a% l- Y; N+ q9 e3 D; P5 T
In Toronto, Ontario
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa# X' v$ T2 } o. V. l V
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
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. R$ h. j3 O* H3 H UAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks, c% R, e) e0 Y
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney+ x$ Y6 e5 I( n# m" T4 [ w" X
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
) h/ E; S' M( tI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck; A n- e; ^$ e. |3 e' g7 }
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!") k' S1 u- T4 S' v
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Ontario Sucks* M0 b4 y% J5 B6 Y: F9 W. o
1 T \9 H! L6 P"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird; b/ E; T" n8 P( m
And Prince Edward Island is too small
# C1 D# c. Z9 `# YNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
8 J, ^/ W# q$ h% ^1 q0 A1 NNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
& _7 ?! _, }- _7 M, ?4 kQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
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2 [% G5 s; J/ I+ s"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old9 z# L7 ~/ ^& Z% V/ g' K4 |
And as for the territories, they're too cold!
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3 [! _+ a8 [; W" a6 ~" E"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!": U1 C3 r9 A+ [+ z N% L
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck: S, }" i8 v5 b
But Calgary does |
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