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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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歌词
) o. Y3 @2 F$ \- M' a; xI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too* h* [, T0 X/ B* y) G
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
% O+ V D0 a' v9 B V* tThe rents too high, the air's unclean: s5 O. K' C6 K
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
5 s4 z. I: }/ f2 LAnd the women are big and the men are dumb
' A5 I- X$ L2 v! i% u: J, X2 i1 j* FAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum5 s0 `/ k% T: @+ `0 m
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork9 T4 V0 L7 T, v0 Q
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
1 f# I( d% \7 s9 x: sIn Toronto, Ontario7 i! \' t) g, y4 G1 P, T
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa! _6 n! S) v0 E' _
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa1 ^5 ] e, G0 `. S9 s' J: n. G
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney) p$ n0 d* }1 H% T2 o, M% e
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree3 h( Z) a8 G3 f Z# l
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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9 |8 L4 Y3 n' l! n+ A5 M"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"9 V+ X0 C/ ^8 [5 F' Z
$ E& v/ W- t& o& m* pOntario Sucks# U4 ~- L, \0 M
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"2 g, E) E) z, {0 A9 { M
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2 f/ N7 S( a5 L( W; e6 c! U" S/ R* GI hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird& C- Z; x; J' x$ m" J
And Prince Edward Island is too small
! e) m# v) `. B1 n9 iNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
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( J+ u* n. t# g0 `Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad B5 Q# v5 u I7 o. K8 F) x& m! ?
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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& B2 q8 H4 u' k. h7 _"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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$ v) R+ @" E" K% W& H4 a: V5 V2 TSaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
: d( z/ t. y( C* DAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!# Y* R3 K! r8 C
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!") R% @: C+ U$ u
! u2 e! w% n- v'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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