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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too, v% o2 j4 s0 A# U0 ? n- F0 s) s" Z
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
$ m; m3 e% M' k! f# ~& GThe rents too high, the air's unclean8 N# T( U9 X, E) j
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
/ E) w; q M1 I7 t% LAnd the women are big and the men are dumb8 s& G4 x+ A+ k" F) I
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum0 m* O! s: T" i
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
; l. @8 N r/ YThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
: U" B9 r0 A+ m/ t4 u6 Q. T) Y; EIn Toronto, Ontario
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! l$ M% T9 l, C: U' N"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"6 b! L# G; y1 R7 \" V
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa- k1 w+ x- d2 t6 E0 g
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa& o4 I1 b" [3 H9 k) d- ^3 r$ Z4 Y
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
' q/ L" J) C2 F8 kAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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$ f' u# W" m' @7 e& DI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney; ?* `& V' H4 J- W* Y
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
! r6 p- u; x1 b' y5 p) a7 [8 SI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck% W3 y* B+ R$ g1 ^: R
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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Ontario Sucks7 g- H, p% ^2 \) n: i$ C0 p5 n. W
6 ^* r/ C' C$ a' m"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"* I0 q: s8 X; s
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird9 N2 u, {/ y! ~' h3 z
And Prince Edward Island is too small: K: `' R7 B0 \8 w* ^
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
: V0 ^6 k2 u. ~+ G# d# pNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
$ H# P! b B& h9 l$ {Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad" a$ `4 R1 ?0 r, w4 ?4 i
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks) U" W4 t# v, Q" ^& u+ A
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"# |0 h5 T( g* p) g& l* }6 B
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
, M( f, _& C. J; HAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"* I+ A3 e; J( z$ D* z F+ t
* N! a# M0 [* J1 l; @5 Y' e'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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