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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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; B2 o' ~0 x! C0 }7 U/ xI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too! q9 A: Q, f3 r/ Z1 A3 B
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
5 U5 C# N4 Q% F/ v7 s: wThe rents too high, the air's unclean
' H3 h/ p- M0 K% Z3 UThe beaches are dirty and the people are mean
% A( L% Z {' ~1 @ z8 O' iAnd the women are big and the men are dumb) u( P" u5 B5 B6 O/ O
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
4 W1 Q% X9 T) O5 T7 H7 b5 C$ yThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
9 O, I8 P' z7 o5 J' L0 _2 oThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
3 z0 }( Y# {! IIn Toronto, Ontario
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0 c5 y& b1 D3 F* U8 }0 v"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"3 I, t) L1 R/ k, ?0 T% q( i; O; i0 M
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
* h! [- l4 h! \4 H, MKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
9 N; q3 B8 {5 U! eLondon sucks and the Great Lakes suck/ I( k4 p" ~$ i: g3 c* `0 z
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks. P5 r, l* x0 ^1 M7 M
: n1 t( f* O, h2 v( [: n {; K7 n* iI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
- q j" _2 ?5 D- HHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
" s6 H1 j+ G: ZI went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck! a8 ?% `9 Z4 _6 t/ x0 R, w/ W
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"1 z0 h1 Y7 d& O0 w$ p( e% Q7 T
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Ontario Sucks. X9 {- o, S. f
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird1 g0 `. d8 b; T; M H; w
And Prince Edward Island is too small) G# ]& u8 a- @+ X: b7 P8 n! d" Z+ t
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
# g1 L1 F" _' HNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
& U4 X! l3 @9 u* LQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
9 s! `* E5 u8 v- Y7 E/ yOntario sucks, Ontario sucks1 Y. ^- }$ i& l, L
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old0 Q( N; A3 ]0 B& d- S
And as for the territories, they're too cold! L. c" o7 ~: n v& n' \ V7 J* u$ m7 I8 p
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"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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$ G& ?5 I$ X3 W" |, h$ n3 F+ G'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
8 u. b3 o1 e$ `0 `8 PBut Calgary does |
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