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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 ' L/ @3 E9 q b0 E
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" \* ?) R! `" Q- hI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
2 `/ H# [5 b) z) o, J% oI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo6 `7 |# k; i1 `$ p
The rents too high, the air's unclean2 N+ y6 X$ w0 a- s
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean" ~% j* f4 Q2 V4 D! D% x
And the women are big and the men are dumb
8 T+ h$ \2 @ a% MAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum: l5 S' R+ z/ f- j$ W( r
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
5 U6 j4 h, \7 t9 QThey dress real bad and they think they're New York- }" ^% H& C+ c0 b8 j {, a: E
In Toronto, Ontario
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, Q( W+ H4 U, h5 T2 O7 ^5 `"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"5 ^( B% G. v4 @* [3 {+ V4 c
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
3 b3 H8 S( T* h5 O" PKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa8 ^8 Y# L& t% e! \- h( z1 A& \1 l+ m
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
% R+ h* O2 Z4 q- K0 C7 iAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks& ~8 Z0 k+ i: y& O, F. e0 j
. j @7 _* c" ~- V: J# _2 F @I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney. q+ _% D/ ~: \+ i- J. b* z
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree* @' \, d! r4 K u0 y4 H
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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) y: r0 i2 \3 E0 N( L% mOntario Sucks7 D# `! ?8 l- G2 H2 R( }
% U1 z B- S+ L6 I"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo") w. H9 E2 [( W0 A* s1 l& N2 Z' M
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird$ m3 Y" f6 ]4 }/ f& s
And Prince Edward Island is too small
. A. O" _) e9 e3 b, bNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
" T0 |' B4 D+ j1 m* kNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
( H4 w/ S2 H% B: M/ _6 a2 a* YQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad) A& ? ^/ H# J6 F A, w6 q0 g
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"( k A* m/ ~* }9 d. k$ G0 i
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
+ O5 b9 x, }) ^' F: v; f' AAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!" b, `# l* O3 \; E8 |( t
3 o& {9 M( X! K+ c' X; n"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck% `$ C- P9 k2 |! g1 N; I9 y
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