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歌词
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I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo- \: n, |5 d/ h+ c
The rents too high, the air's unclean' ^; T1 c4 ^: g1 L% n
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean4 b/ \' X* H ?( h3 K0 D
And the women are big and the men are dumb
! x* W. {! P& n, KAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum$ ]; V5 r* v$ Y4 R# [
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
8 J1 |" R* d w' CThey dress real bad and they think they're New York
' O& p: F0 T) E) U% h* H6 B( H% UIn Toronto, Ontario) s# p( y6 I0 Z7 [3 y9 C
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa# J' ], ^1 O4 s/ B* C& W" R
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa+ Y$ ]& v# o5 b0 u1 O M
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
( e& u/ x8 ?" ?& k: ZAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney7 M9 `2 @) b, w# r; `0 s
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree# {2 e1 t2 W* Y$ u- l
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck, U& c) v5 u( D- m
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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Ontario Sucks
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4 Z8 k9 N: w1 _, l& G9 M# o) E, `"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"3 ^6 T7 u) N6 \6 i
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
8 v. d3 y- A& T% O9 cAnd Prince Edward Island is too small
7 l! s. m! z/ c; dNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
$ k3 F6 C* ^. A. M. O cNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
5 h" `# F# ^& G" c( u2 wQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad6 q) ?. Z3 r p2 [
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks: Z$ W2 e1 w3 G+ ?8 l, B% d% z5 U
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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+ O% B& k; R& y7 DSaskatchewan is boring and the people are old
3 P9 w1 i3 [- Q& ]! [$ VAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!
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( e% \+ b' f) K& w& F"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck$ y$ Y% _/ Y- Y$ \0 {. t3 M
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