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I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
/ B# F5 D! t( N9 t& E" hI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
* e( J; l0 T& A" ]The rents too high, the air's unclean# ]9 i6 W9 X4 k& ~4 U" M
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
1 d) Q a! J4 Z! e) b0 Y8 {And the women are big and the men are dumb% b! H$ M9 Q* o6 ]" X) u: g- f
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum
% q/ s1 Y$ f; S" A* h, mThe water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
! u8 S% ~, |) F% C& @4 AThey dress real bad and they think they're New York- A$ h* q& L2 n' d2 H7 k
In Toronto, Ontario3 d, n; n- n6 }! c9 i# T, l* k
, l8 T7 G2 K3 N( I2 S"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"2 h- R4 M+ H! X' I p/ v! o
q( F9 L0 S I" L" i8 wI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa. p6 F9 j* z0 S5 Q' y% c% E# X
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
: W" w; b+ h% q7 w6 F& ALondon sucks and the Great Lakes suck
( j# G- P* w. g# UAnd Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks6 G( V% B' v8 c3 j4 k
8 E3 [+ N5 Q4 d( a$ [I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
; g2 ^3 S+ I6 ~0 EHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
0 r" ^: {) W3 A4 R% m# [I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck
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( t) ]. h+ [2 ?6 g) F"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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' E3 H. d O$ x. pOntario Sucks
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
: `8 M8 b- J# w! a8 iAnd Prince Edward Island is too small3 N7 v. P/ ?8 d# d
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
5 @- [5 ^0 I4 LNew Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
# \3 j' o) r* i( Z+ M5 j1 h+ w) ^- kQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad7 `- E! m& f6 S
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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$ ]' { g$ W0 t: X- P S' K' k"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?", ] V$ x }% x3 y. F: ?! ^
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old% h8 ~1 }5 D1 q' b, N/ |
And as for the territories, they're too cold!8 V2 y, M: P, c J4 A
9 H% ~, P7 M, d, e) q6 U) H e: o. J"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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$ d6 r5 k9 R8 h) w'Cause Alberta doesn't suck
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