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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 ' d1 w6 e* d9 i
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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6 l3 ?9 v' Z+ V4 l! I/ T: {I hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
! r, `" V( t7 t7 ?' NI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo, i, ^8 W1 L$ X7 U" v
The rents too high, the air's unclean8 y$ H( [$ i. |1 A) n- |( e! d
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean8 ~) g2 H8 k9 V) ~: O
And the women are big and the men are dumb
0 s& b. Q/ r, n8 \And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum' k9 a. n* ^6 C4 W6 i; b* t
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
; P7 B5 B9 w, [: o aThey dress real bad and they think they're New York& t+ i" A8 o# q6 M) o
In Toronto, Ontario
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"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
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3 M: n$ Y) Q+ }6 ?I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
3 |. {) c3 n$ }3 g* K& m7 \0 }& q/ QKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
# @) d5 \$ `2 X2 b6 O, _London sucks and the Great Lakes suck" Y% A2 t2 f B6 G# Z' ?; m7 @+ c
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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+ s0 ?' q- [+ ]: `! B; r2 S$ pI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney5 G7 X- B1 ]+ [6 @8 I
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
" q9 a8 ~0 u* C- _I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck8 g, r# u, D8 L' V: w. R. d/ D
2 o% x" h: q7 Z; k- W& a"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"! I! j5 i6 V% X9 p2 |' Z+ O
+ t8 W% ?7 s7 v9 p) v) V' |Ontario Sucks7 N$ X% v7 }1 b* u/ g
7 y% g- B- u7 H2 `) z+ i4 l8 f' k- ["Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird
- e- Q! o* a0 N$ \ RAnd Prince Edward Island is too small
& x- h1 w& a! F4 VNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank0 Q6 u v6 E8 w/ P3 n, _9 Z n
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
+ X1 s- t/ P" I- NQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
0 C) Z+ j; A1 y5 OOntario sucks, Ontario sucks1 t8 ^* t2 G. C1 H, T- E8 s
0 [4 @% N! n: W* Z; c7 z7 |"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old1 `& k( s7 o; k5 X
And as for the territories, they're too cold!% i, T6 G- H# _
3 _$ r2 o/ v& ]7 J& k; Q! D"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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: {9 ~4 o; o: i'Cause Alberta doesn't suck3 Q3 f6 m8 @) W8 ]# K% |6 ]3 q
But Calgary does |
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