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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑 + W. k8 c; X) Q8 p1 E4 W
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歌词
% @- e- a3 t: hI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too
9 W: t c' M/ w' C" t0 sI hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
/ c% S7 L( z9 |" `' CThe rents too high, the air's unclean: S$ P3 D3 V9 o' K9 |# _
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean
6 p) U2 A3 P+ cAnd the women are big and the men are dumb
! K! |7 x0 t! n4 TAnd the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum9 |# n( V: l1 e5 q" t0 b
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork- Y9 A8 |$ c: c' @& M; d3 f) d- H
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
3 K+ s% V( Z+ k' z: z' T1 ]( nIn Toronto, Ontario
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4 w- E: D) z, l! C* Z"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"4 k( k- U& k9 G V
$ e& ^2 L3 f: w; I$ MI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
# g$ t8 T# J! D- Z) hKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
9 s7 \' I& f+ _- `& J( iLondon sucks and the Great Lakes suck+ `; a0 G' f/ Y1 y4 ~
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks
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0 Z! x5 t% j+ s: qI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
& K" h9 ?% v: EHe beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
! E( }! N& {; [* {8 E! ?I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck3 A3 e$ P0 t5 I& E/ ~3 W# J
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"
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2 }) o1 N& [3 Y+ LOntario Sucks6 v& w4 m- W+ i+ y+ k( T
2 M* z( w; t- @7 v/ z! L"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"$ I9 t# l, p( }6 G9 U& b- r
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird9 E5 I6 s) n, A
And Prince Edward Island is too small
/ G6 Q3 f( w7 p2 B6 P. |6 oNova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank
# |6 L1 r) l6 l* a! @New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
. O8 D" A8 N# g8 i H3 w- `' e0 lQuebec is revolting and it makes me mad
& `) Q+ r. N5 f" YOntario sucks, Ontario sucks9 b; A% J+ O( [5 q: X0 ~' U8 R- @
$ M6 H- d% T5 p6 y! C7 I"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"/ K6 |+ F7 } x; S' q
* P# A' d7 D( C0 g$ u s, i: X) |Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
m& J% d6 E4 q. DAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!+ f# X/ L# q$ C7 Z( ]* ^% H
! b6 o7 |. y& Q4 [! ^"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"
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'Cause Alberta doesn't suck8 }0 p, F8 S4 n$ z3 y5 F
But Calgary does |
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