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本帖最后由 小黑炭儿 于 2011-3-4 14:45 编辑
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMkV7VyPns
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歌词
7 A0 {: y: i/ X+ [+ H* { qI hate the Skydome and the CN Tower too6 A6 P2 [2 f* A" }7 k$ \4 z
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo8 p% N9 Y9 y9 Y. B7 p( I& F6 F" u
The rents too high, the air's unclean, e A% X- c. w8 S, u% e
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean$ `1 G# A: t0 P: k
And the women are big and the men are dumb* a! @% J$ J7 w' v6 r
And the children are loopy 'cause they live in a slum! |. \9 l9 A% @6 O* c8 a/ k
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork5 s' i/ x" _* S k: y
They dress real bad and they think they're New York
6 v- s- K" U9 ~5 Z. NIn Toronto, Ontario1 C" o6 o; f0 Z7 b
$ @7 a8 M( s; t; S9 z9 i, L"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"! j7 ?$ ~: l9 p8 R" U" S& c
( T& I* ^' i) Q! p; n' h/ kI hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
" x5 g \: }! [% ZKitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa6 B! {2 G- z& U
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck, X2 F* b" t6 N5 l5 }4 E
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks! N& i4 l B0 l) \( N
& h8 K9 @* Q5 ^6 w6 R6 wI took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney4 t* N3 W! L# {- t& E
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree; _+ b. I7 w8 ]7 L2 x; u0 C
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck4 t+ {. [$ l- B0 B2 e
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"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"9 D+ M, n0 q& }$ @
+ \' ?% k. J2 L$ ?8 UOntario Sucks1 a7 a* o' r- |6 i0 u
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"Yup, actually, now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta. Oh yeah I love Alberta, yeah it's really nice, lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. Moo moo moo"
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I hate Newfoundland 'cause they talk so weird! ]! V, |1 z/ ?# r
And Prince Edward Island is too small$ q+ i3 [! ^, N0 O. h" T2 i
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cause its the name of a bank8 v) J+ H+ |, u1 J0 e# F z- Y- `7 w
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall1 M- y! o( `3 U7 }2 v+ Z( J+ v0 Y
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
7 w; ^4 j% h ^) w! w! |Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks
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"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid!?"
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Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
4 F7 N& c$ I* e5 E+ `3 QAnd as for the territories, they're too cold!/ |3 ^( @! [' L5 ^3 k
; D( T2 t1 y& F* q7 J: v' p"And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us!"- ~! `8 E4 J# k+ ^; _; d6 A
h" J) S/ i0 c! }8 d" N8 i1 g'Cause Alberta doesn't suck) Z, o2 P% d& p+ h; y
But Calgary does |
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