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如果看工会的工资列表, Welder比其他trades 还低点儿。 其实Welder有更好的赚钱办法,买一套Welding Rig当subcontractor, Charge $80-120/hr, plus rig 租赁。. ~( P9 K( }7 P9 D
0 \9 x$ d6 F7 P- t, N+ _手艺人每日与灰尘,油腻,灌木丛(dust,oily and bush)打交道,自然嘴里吐不出象牙. little Johny 的玩笑是我最爱。其中一则:
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/ C, C1 ^$ [0 m. m6 N) CLittle Johny asked father,"Can I have a cigarette, please?"; U! u0 _: x; k- k0 o) t
Daddy replied,"Can your weeny touch your belly button?", `9 U) W( J3 @6 y/ _. X h
"Nope."3 ?8 }8 A, O9 U" z! l; J
"So you are not big enough."
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One day little Johny want a beer, Daddy said, “ Can your weeny toutch your asshole yet?"3 R8 i3 i4 u% v8 c! j
'Nope." \# S& O( }' Y' n
"so you are not big enough.”9 Q9 r6 B- }# ?4 y
1 u0 r! E: w3 E, n$ RNext day Daddy want to share some pop corn from his son, little Johny said," Can your weeny reach your asshole?"" x- E: F+ E* A* T2 Q5 y% g7 E; V
"It is for sure. I am a man."( _3 Z* F0 e" R8 ? p v5 a' ~9 ]0 W
"Go and fuck yourself, then." |
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