Humor- SCALES (ZT-中青网)

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A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach.

! S- l- V# ?- \7 A6 N6 JThinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver（巧计，策略）, she
: U0 W! {* O' }0 scommented, "I don't think that's going to help."
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  a& r1 n+ t" Y0 m"Sure it will." he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

connie

哈哈！！