新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
# P+ @; `- B4 c  S0 d' q' p% W  D9 Y　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

0 C) b  Y+ J3 p$ F4 g　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

% J3 e: k3 T( Q3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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. ?2 h5 N# s$ z　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

) ]) W# Z( @! ?8 n6 k& J5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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" |# ^8 c2 x. O* ]* w: i( t: [9 u, V/ k　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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4 R7 Y1 E+ A3 H6 m% P4 A" P- E6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

0 c7 i" A2 I8 J3 V- s9 T　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

7 P* Y- l0 C5 F) ^% I9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?