新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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/ x- d$ [% R) ?* Z2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

9 b# H' E" u: _0 _# p! M- _% \7 L　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

+ C) n( f% a4 q( ?6 U& z　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

4 m0 ^* Z% C" U' N8 ?3 @1 X6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.

7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

6 E, ]8 @+ I. |7 b7 C- X3 j4 r2 S　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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& f4 Z# ^" |5 n3 N) p0 Y$ P8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

0 P- [3 ~0 z7 f! _4 N8 l5 J8 ^　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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8 Z0 l7 n, `; H0 k9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

/ s6 [5 B, }# W1 F9 G　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?