新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
; o. G3 y# u1 v, s　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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1 T* l& }3 Q6 J" N3 K2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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, j) Z, D' z* p4 w) y. i+ z3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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& K7 K3 ^1 O8 b: ?5 ?8 w　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

+ V& l6 t0 A- `$ d" H4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

+ L- L' B( n5 h5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

  l9 n6 F9 F  b5 s  V( ?6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

# [; b) a# a6 H0 h　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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5 F& L6 p: i3 q- W! e　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

! F- E4 v+ h8 j* _0 e/ t, T2 Y9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

) |' x, i6 [6 m2 @  K3 e1 e/ K　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?