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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 2 |) j& V' O7 Y" r# C
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. " F% M. A) W- F5 ?4 M t: D) q9 p
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 5 s4 e3 n# X1 M: x, H0 ?* x8 g
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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8 ~9 E( ^/ I( T) P2 l u. ^4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ! T3 c8 m2 n2 R' G: N9 |* v& v5 k
, W0 O8 F: K% T 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ; a+ Z; }2 }4 j5 R6 \
' m7 j4 {) X( X" X0 A! t5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. - i: I. |% i( x/ q# C8 k t
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. g# j- ], j: a- o" _7 H
3 O& j/ ]- A J6 e6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系. ; u. A3 T# u, r
$ o9 A( o' d% h# c' I, ~- d+ m7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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- U+ o1 k" S8 G- R3 r6 a$ n 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 0 I2 H7 j) V1 M0 E
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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) |/ O) H9 b9 Q8 w6 d 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 2 A3 L* ]1 c% b, C M
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. * K& |# }4 B: u: u S1 C
* T) U+ l4 H* ]2 l& i7 C/ X2 r 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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