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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. : a# {% Q% ]; q4 ~" Z* s
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. " b* s% k- p0 S* }7 n/ j/ P
% d+ ^) R7 w$ V2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 0 q+ e5 S! E' U
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. & g: |9 {5 Z$ D
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. , b0 Y3 z) [$ C5 ], T
/ D0 \" Q7 J% K% r3 k% [- i 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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; H2 ?1 u, z# \: ~* V4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. K# X& D& d% H/ y% |2 }! v3 ~
4 N% D# Q+ a& ?( v+ o 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. : w1 V8 S+ x* T5 k0 N- {
: Q' z9 h- f, E# q) q5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. : e- {$ T- `' o' i3 o5 o
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. % b% Q f+ n/ x2 ^. e
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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0 h L* r0 T$ @6 Z. G6 t9 s& k/ O 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. " \7 K. x* w! N9 s
- _- ~2 O6 @0 j4 q) K8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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. `. K) s; P( k5 G2 H6 O% o 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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