新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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' e! l6 t1 J$ h. A& v　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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# o8 d- @# S& w8 x+ G4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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9 V! c$ [% O3 d+ t, R4 L% E. C$ u　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

; m" a' X8 @4 i( r/ z! _0 z9 v5 }8 @5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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7 n9 ~: k3 a/ T; A. `9 R, ?7 ]6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

5 b* ]; [# u+ `# J8 Y) ^　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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, L, M) t& u9 I$ m0 B' F9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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: J3 c1 O3 a3 X3 w　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?