新鲜出炉双语警句，很有理哦(ZT)

丁香花

）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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$ L& N  S7 N& T* U( _　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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& N- X' ~. C# G. t" p4 P8 M1 p* M5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

6 x0 p/ s2 F8 k  G　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

# N& d7 |+ ]/ M8 f' o　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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) C9 \3 V) Q+ n8 @4 I7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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1 _% c9 H' c! ]! [, V8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

9）One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

connie

hohoho, so funny:D

水果茶

怎觉得翻译的怪怪的哪?