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）Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 0 j( ~- U+ k' P# L" h3 B5 d! x
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 7 d% r# z/ M! S }) I
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2）Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
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$ w! t5 K$ `5 V" ]$ a 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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! g8 r4 F/ ]" w- }# Q3 d4 n3）Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. ; G4 m$ g$ k1 Z
$ l' y8 ^7 T/ M2 C2 P) K4）Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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5）The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. w5 n; I5 O5 D, h, j4 v- y0 Q" \
) G' e, S0 q) @+ N2 M, t 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ; ]0 \& K* }; b* Z& U* Z) S% u
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6）Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 7 x$ D& I& V4 N
1 W+ `1 |- V2 G% D/ m; E 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的联系.
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! G' Z( `( Z& L0 F4 ^; S7）Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 7 U) g4 ]% R5 z( U
% `& F+ r7 f4 t; w 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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8）Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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; {, u8 @ X$ S5 U+ G' f9）One should love animals. They are so tasty. , X2 B1 C! v7 B0 }$ ^5 }
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. |
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