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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?0 I% Q! I' V. A4 o% c R: c3 i
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% T1 L+ h" R# d" p: }2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
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$ C+ H% z' |; G- @" [6 D/ }3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?5 g+ A$ ~# v f; c6 `9 K- \
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?! m& O9 ]) j% G- d6 n
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$ Z/ U9 [+ ~# g9 y o+ {5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
. [2 q5 f' V( b! ~5 L0 N& s---The teacher is blind.
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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8 j2 r/ A% H* o5 {+ K7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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" I$ d5 K, {( K3 g8 P4 \8, Which is correct:
8 c: ^# a: c: s5 x5 _$ M: s A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.. [# m+ I, l) J0 P
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.6 c& N+ W$ y" O! q4 {3 p
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