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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?3 d: M n# ~8 R( o5 V9 N1 ^
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?
! d; R3 o1 U. o0 g# o" I% W---incorrectly
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# Z5 x: y' G% n/ P7 a3 ?- z* l3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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% H8 N* X- M1 G" Z- H/ p( S4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?
9 [4 Z$ V- M4 E0 i" Q' C' X& v A4 C---none( ?" h5 A* Q* g* [
+ [* ?, i7 q/ M1 D* z& g5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
3 q" Z( }4 H, c---The teacher is blind.9 |1 p& f- C; G% \7 D
" w1 E. Y9 W2 I; ]0 `6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?3 o4 _0 R, o' \6 k4 i S+ S! D7 z$ P) F
--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?: b. d2 J" j6 V& ^! D$ H8 O- D
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8, Which is correct:
9 D2 C- Y/ X1 G5 y: _, z6 h3 ~ A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
: j7 S6 O2 ^+ P) x B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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