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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?) T4 y0 z: Y( N6 J
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# p: P# D7 p' D$ x% Q2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?9 F7 s7 G6 e1 i# H4 ~! P s
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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" B Y, b4 ?' I4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?7 p' _: T! l% N$ s
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?6 F2 C' G% S: F. n1 q4 s) c. ]- Y
---The teacher is blind.
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5 K. X* g! X% t8 O8 U% ^4 N6 h2 d6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
6 V# A2 X- M1 p) u6 V& Q/ m--- She is walking.
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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8 d& a: f a5 }, t2 g/ h3 G8, Which is correct:' H1 N9 E% Q6 Z: c
A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.7 M! _. D. u; J9 \
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.! @0 ~! W, N/ J S! j. t2 {2 b2 _; Z
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