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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?, J* a* h% I6 Q7 L6 W1 X6 j
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3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?0 g0 i( r1 n1 C3 @4 A1 q( n
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2 V1 d0 b* ]1 W- W- @* S4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?5 T7 c2 H: n& [) n2 O1 u& b
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5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?+ {/ S; `% s; k# k
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4 ^5 q( \* X: D8, Which is correct:
$ s) ~7 ]6 V, R+ Z3 _3 M. p5 ^ A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000., }+ U7 B+ h' V$ Y! }
B; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2001.
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