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1、What is in seasons,seconds centuries and minutes but not in decades,years or days?
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. m8 H. j7 U/ j; E& _1 {2, What is the eleven letter word that all Yale graduates spell incorrectly?- L; Q: ~" H0 I8 Q5 X& Y0 {8 t
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) h, O/ `' M x# {+ w' b3,What a room has no walls,no windows,and no floors?
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4,How many bricks it take to complete a building made of brick?3 `0 G+ @$ Y9 v7 M' y+ z
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% C6 X. N# \" W% u }' o5,Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
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1 j6 i9 E9 `4 k# i6,A woman with no driver's license goes the wrong way on a oneway street and turns left at corner with a no left turn sign.A policeman sees her but does nothing.why?
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7,A plane is flying from Canada to American and it crashes on the border.What side will the suevivors be buried on?
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A; The second Millennium began Jan. 1,2000.
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