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发表于 2004-10-29 04:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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   钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. / i2 e4 O0 q0 T' s: C# `4 w4 `2 p' I4 E
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   One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  O+ g! D) F9 V9 q4 c/ l( E* v   每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. ; o; ?8 @9 |* K& I( t. @
  
5 y& m4 {' N& ]   Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. " J& g# A: [$ ^2 K  S+ ~6 E
   要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 4 o  A+ r/ M& o" h
   每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。   R9 x5 r# [* a9 A
  
2 z& o$ k" n* W+ m3 u1 ~# S/ ?   Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 4 v! ^- M: t: B  r) l  p
   再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. 8 u: W5 g% i$ a; ?% C. v
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   The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
" C3 N' H1 N& s   聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. 1 e9 ]- n8 g1 b, y8 o! `
  
+ _; P' K; \8 j6 r8 ~   Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. & }) N' p; G1 e, ]2 {0 K4 F/ ^
   成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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! ]. ]; Z4 M; c3 ~" @   Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
! L0 }9 B1 l' Q( @# }   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 2 K& S7 V; `+ F2 P" G! B3 n6 X
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   Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. : M; q) N4 U- V1 V$ F3 k
   爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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5 P) V2 y& b9 \4 L( A   Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
$ T  _) ]! I6 K   后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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   "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
; O) A% Q( A8 |# f) M( C   "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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. h- T2 ?9 K. {2 V% F: A" E   There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 0 j! z, c7 w# V9 }
   应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 5 Q, Z! R( ~3 I+ `! \6 H* S
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   "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. Y5 ?- W. n; m# s4 x   努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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   "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
  H( V# M, D; V4 Y, ^# K! a- f   工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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* E+ A7 T) \' ^! q4 f   God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. , ?) Z1 `1 h& e
   神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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   When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
! C& U% D& [( m. g: Q5 S   两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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   A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. * w- ~8 d  f) K: H
   服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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   The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
- o! m( B, k+ d( R   学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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发表于 2004-10-29 04:34 | 显示全部楼层
Up!!!
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发表于 2004-10-29 21:17 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2004-10-30 13:20 | 显示全部楼层

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