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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. * {! }) y5 V7 w! o7 K$ K
! Z. c7 \) h j# o 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. % `* z- D, R/ G/ n
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. ( x+ t* N8 a4 W3 {7 g9 Y
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 4 e r. C. Y! Z8 w
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 5 i' _ S0 ]3 @- }2 j( q
% Y3 b" h5 P5 C' ~6 [+ _- | Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 5 U2 n( z0 G& U( _
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 5 `5 v7 r! X4 v# s( w. I
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
" G" N7 P/ A, O6 ~* x 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. % X1 m8 T A. k$ }5 T6 n7 b% x
0 [; e$ Y4 w! T# e2 R( L3 C7 j The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
: C# s# q$ W/ w5 c 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7 N$ a+ Y* M* N3 R. n 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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& }7 H0 F8 M ]8 o r* x Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. / W& g0 J. Q, M. u$ o& a
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
# F6 B8 v4 D+ F6 w 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. & S1 m) |! w# V& X7 E' p2 ] [
& F. T# m3 d1 L& i( m Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
7 \- u# D' q8 e7 @( h- Y 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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, ~$ X! @* Y! e3 a7 H4 a "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
7 K; u1 T+ u1 h, R: h) f& b "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 5 I* B5 H9 q' }+ y# l0 Y1 N
! J" w& J x/ D9 W1 o, E: g4 A There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. B3 K+ G3 ]& p/ P2 }& t
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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' Q9 o' G. G9 t. v: g/ t$ t& h "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " / B( s( k$ z5 J, Q9 ?
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. 8 {. a6 f$ Z. {2 X7 }
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " & T5 K5 Y6 G; A/ J
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. % E+ t6 F# J+ W% d- e/ i8 I8 Q2 ?
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
8 U: S; c7 x2 m( w% e: @ 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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0 d( C5 E. H9 ]; p5 {/ s When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
& L4 R7 Z/ m6 ^5 G0 V 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 7 x8 V* `- p P
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 9 Y, A) J# F2 v! m$ X4 h. P4 s
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. : m9 ]/ G* ?' Q. e/ y7 W
8 @( S* S6 `; B' ` y' W# J" n The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
9 R1 [" x3 I7 a6 ^ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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