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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. - Z* n, e! U( C% w1 E% r; O
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. " G* Q; @; j4 }9 A0 v
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. * f H' c: y2 Y4 Z
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
9 i& N4 f" j K9 b; {' u$ j 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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5 S3 ^9 q( j! b1 M; _9 v+ n: J4 O Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
2 n9 w3 w) e) {2 P1 B# R& s5 Y# O! ^ 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 1 C6 O, p2 @( N& i3 v" p
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. # J) I, I% H. K$ h; g/ x
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ! A: n( V; j! A
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
8 f% P, Y' D& }7 ]& W* v0 Q 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. . W7 E( ]8 M0 E) f+ Y$ h& n d
# L& U; [$ P0 I: G Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. . |* r: S" d5 r. U @4 ^. J
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 2 M; Q& F' W5 N I& s5 Q. {
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. : y) ]2 w4 m( z! _* M6 E/ H
0 T7 U' I' |; x0 y. p9 i- Q Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
5 A9 `8 r: ?/ }( z' N: {- V6 _ 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. . u" z/ n9 |7 c, H, k
- e, e$ G( r! E0 l/ M Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. / q3 Y* r- k4 U6 W
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
7 m, p' h/ X4 p: T6 ?2 W, t: p' V "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. & N7 M8 ?( A4 k) `7 M9 x2 P5 m
, o3 l& R1 r2 ]/ B5 O There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. a; M, p8 V' ^! o
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
. t1 \7 `1 U$ g, a 努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
6 l8 l& }5 D; w6 s/ N/ U7 R+ H 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. 7 c9 @/ q& O) u7 l2 [; ~ o0 A! @
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
6 |) K2 f7 ^3 t5 d 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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' D9 a) [& ^ Z- e5 T# A% ]3 |1 L When two‘s company, three‘s the result! $ Z6 S2 N3 l8 {& W
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 6 Y4 t$ i' X2 h. A, _2 A
1 F% P! I/ y% ]* v$ K( @ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 1 @3 v7 Q" V9 f% _
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看.
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0 G9 c+ h: y$ f) a4 | The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
& c' S" A- Q+ Q2 N; G# G2 R9 ~ 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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