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Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty. ; t9 ?- k& u2 u( R7 j
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
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4 s& S% W" V# h) f. p; e6 Z# E Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. & w; t* Y. S. ?% ~+ \* k$ k+ r) j
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
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6 |; T* A# W7 W Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
+ V0 P- I, P, }+ B 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 6 | O4 @9 m% E* ~' B
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. % b4 _% X5 U* s
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. - `+ k4 K: Z/ d0 z* b; O
7 ]5 H- R5 R1 Y4 k, Y The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 9 H; }( ~# W6 f; Y: `- O$ B
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. : ?4 r- l. F( n" Q9 ^
' F; e6 j' ^/ k- M2 { X Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. " G% ^" L4 h' q" f
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
o" e. B- X& t1 b$ o& { 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 4 S# i8 O0 m: f+ }( U$ y" x0 W
) z* s6 t' F: g4 [ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. " L+ u) p7 h( e; d8 `# H& x2 N/ p1 V
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
) P7 o' }, [' w 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. 6 j' k2 b3 a& n, Y
"现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ( d0 l* i2 l% r! y( @( V$ J
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. $ k ~8 O5 Q( ?" f0 E
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"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 7 `2 H9 n8 C7 r* M3 a
努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明.
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
4 h# M# V: _( W 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
$ |: F1 Q9 Z* Q* X) E 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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( h4 ?% k$ i% b) _ When two‘s company, three‘s the result! 5 g6 y1 o7 \) L/ s- E% t0 E
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. ( {- _$ r" }: y. O4 a
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. 6 I( X" c2 i1 k) X
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. . G7 K! O% \( |
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?! |
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