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; r( E3 V5 }" } \0 n& ]8 W话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。3 G+ u1 I6 p/ X& M+ r3 _' o
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
$ v3 S0 Q: f; i/ ^, yPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
! z( S0 \6 B! G1 @! mChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?/ q, [' e6 L' h* J
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
5 u5 R' ]& K/ E0 h1 w7 c/ f! uChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?6 q1 q% R; K2 p) U- _) s. M; g
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!$ E; o E) G9 E9 f8 J( M
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!# X4 _+ D5 ~( b9 `% B1 ^2 H2 G
People: They dissolved it themselves!
* V# j+ U( F1 Q; a# ]4 I2 pChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
9 b, f5 f6 G, ~People: We’re the imperialism now?! O, y4 j. G. G% y: l8 k0 K" E. O
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?; w: A1 c+ K# R
people: It’s in America now!1 m2 k6 S0 _8 _( g( u" _& h
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$ t6 E6 ^0 r. n' x来个对照
c8 f- J7 Q1 M: i4 c# b毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗 e/ q! o# i* |& y' |8 a
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
, K2 k/ l% m9 C# S1 ?- R毛：资本家还存在吗
$ p& g( A. B9 G( o& I我们：生意都做到外国去了7 o3 N2 W' G7 f0 \) H# p
毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗& L3 }& ^: A) L2 p
我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
! k- @- }3 J1 J- t* [/ I# U0 h毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
5 u+ M' _# o* I9 C1 [5 N2 ~我们：他们自己解体了
* d" p% Y# n/ |* q% | m3 \0 H# W9 e毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
" P* ^" H7 ] [/ Z v- @) o- o9 f- d我们：我们自己就是了5 i6 }+ A; v% A: _3 w! J e
毛：那我的文革呐
|+ a, c) s3 U5 ]: N8 K# ]* q: c# s6 G2 p我们：闹到美国去了 |
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