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/ L. `1 L" h/ U0 J- Y a# }话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
: |& t- Y, B* B$ `+ L% o$ t8 t9 gChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
! Q# ]% P! N+ B. m4 bPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!' U" g0 l" {$ ?) t
Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?& H. b$ @% j4 G# V5 p; y# C( Y6 x4 L
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
2 B; j9 o/ z5 W& \4 W$ BChairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?3 M1 V* `, y- ?9 ~: q2 Z" E
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
! ?6 A6 a7 V' O1 g8 u7 M7 pChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
1 R# p. S B6 ] ZPeople: They dissolved it themselves!2 ?( u y" j0 Z7 \" }4 v9 a
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
/ H( E* R2 _- v0 Q- o: PPeople: We’re the imperialism now?2 ]! _: V( ~* |$ ]! z/ C6 ]
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?3 o6 M! m5 R; o
people: It’s in America now!- e( f5 F, R8 R) S
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来个对照4 H I |5 [' S/ l
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗. L8 T0 s" |# j4 t
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
& J* `& C% D% y毛：资本家还存在吗0 F( N7 A6 T/ j" L
我们：生意都做到外国去了
+ D8 v" @1 H% j: ^毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
! [3 Z1 l4 B4 C0 |" p我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
" m. J3 j2 `" ^7 S毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗) Q; j+ K! K& k
我们：他们自己解体了1 d5 v; T. O& Q7 U
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
( p0 [5 P k6 d4 t9 x z1 h我们：我们自己就是了7 W/ ?* S% t( ]
毛：那我的文革呐, [9 b! _! n$ ^+ ]2 K
我们：闹到美国去了 |
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