毛主席问答英文版，

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" D( |$ Z- g" ~9 }话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
, U$ k4 B  }5 e2 |Chairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
' o! Y+ e; ~6 Q! {) X& dPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
$ v' s! }* L# X7 L$ a. C6 RChairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
0 O' t5 g  i% r* _8 I/ PPeople: They dissolved it themselves!
4 o; F2 q  z; zChairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
/ h; X7 B; @# V5 ]3 q- bPeople: We’re the imperialism now?
: v- V" |# k7 f  d  IChairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
% R3 D& ^/ x0 O& Q$ Opeople: It’s in America now!
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& E0 P7 s/ X; ], x( D/ m; s8 {0 p% O* v来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
. j$ Y  _" c. g% K我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
) ^1 j* e5 ?0 {( H' a  B毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
8 ~# D, A' I; m5 V/ R. s我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
! D. r' o# c0 Z8 c1 w" p毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
3 }+ \8 @. R/ |5 |8 _毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
: e, v! I5 G- |+ d- M+ |2 a我们：闹到美国去了