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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
' W8 `; x) G9 k6 p4 y. |Chairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
! V3 S; Z. H; ^0 q2 D: B* ]People: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
' H; i1 @9 n4 F, OChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?9 H' }9 V1 a# @- [9 {# j
People: They’re all doing business overseas now!# o, z. Z: l# P# W/ x
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?5 B5 {3 ~0 n, Q3 z. U
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!8 M9 Q. s5 p4 D# B
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
7 Q: j* M3 ^1 r; A! UPeople: They dissolved it themselves!- \4 s! m3 ]/ P. J8 |9 n
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?" W) h1 I& z& R
People: We’re the imperialism now?9 X, e/ H" P& g" x& C, @5 O
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
/ y1 M7 c* R$ q1 E$ Ypeople: It’s in America now!9 q X8 M4 |$ ?1 ]& n
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$ c; ^$ Z5 w# o- D来个对照! d) C: h" c+ K7 l( Q
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗( w) W1 O: V# X0 `. a
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢 B8 x( L8 H& V. d! A! J3 R
毛：资本家还存在吗% @+ [4 X0 n) P$ t4 V
我们：生意都做到外国去了
$ }8 g' s+ x" G毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
+ \- f) B4 |- k% o我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
3 l ] ?) D' m4 i' y! S0 @毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗$ e( I0 J+ ?" e/ ?1 g$ n* F0 ?9 T' q
我们：他们自己解体了
' I% `+ y$ M j) G2 f/ N毛：帝国主义打倒了吗3 l: Q& ]% c4 Y; N
我们：我们自己就是了
0 t$ a( u! t# \毛：那我的文革呐
. a& v0 i$ W) @) Z% i) p. b& Q6 Q我们：闹到美国去了 |
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