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话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
$ d/ i0 E A* Z$ N9 cChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
1 \) K; T$ K1 P$ B6 hPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
' P, m& t$ e9 R" E8 ^) `& QChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
. @0 c3 p2 {& ~' f7 L3 x# o& rPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!6 l/ W% I$ K3 Z p5 y+ E9 j
Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
( l1 }# Y$ t) w9 K/ v7 m, ?0 BPeople: Tangshan alone producers more than America!/ K( d3 ?- S* {. x4 G
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!. D F) g u1 J3 z0 B
People: They dissolved it themselves!* H8 ]. m* i- j
Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?. h, y M' b; W0 }
People: We’re the imperialism now?/ b! H, y& d# B! ]5 y
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
# U1 i! x3 g& \& H, S4 t. q7 h& fpeople: It’s in America now!& ?0 }: k! v. o) N" x: `
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来个对照" w7 H& \5 ]5 v# ]! K
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗9 [1 L8 N" \4 u! |
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢1 C T+ c) ?* D- v
毛：资本家还存在吗: T, i% F* p( ?* d9 e$ X0 U
我们：生意都做到外国去了
0 q- V3 @$ Z. t毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
4 ^5 f% T% n* q% G! e我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
5 G, _5 n1 B/ N9 H# n: U1 @毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
% |; A7 K2 c* C6 J. {我们：他们自己解体了5 N4 S* u; a% a8 r- h
毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
$ z# E a8 J/ g1 J我们：我们自己就是了3 W# U3 t# e1 l+ L8 Z
毛：那我的文革呐
2 u( ^( ~, E" Z! e) X' s: f我们：闹到美国去了 |
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