毛主席问答英文版，

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0 J1 O" ^% x' s话说毛主席在天堂里学了四十天英语，终于考过了四、六级。一天闲的无聊，就回凡间看看，于是就有了下面问答。
- \" e4 ?" j% u7 hChairman Mao:Can the people eat their fill?
! q# ]/ B* z9 aPeople: There’s so much to eat they’re dieting!
, ~/ B' i8 N' p* R' Z4 }6 j4 RChairman Mao: Are there still capitalist?
/ L# d6 R2 Z  C( N, z1 nPeople: They’re all doing business overseas now!
% u" R  a. a5 l! K" d3 c  ?Chairman Mao: Do we produce more steel than England?
People: Tangshan alone producers more than America!
Chairman Mao:Did we beat social imperialism!
People: They dissolved it themselves!
4 P' b4 Z! C7 }Chairman Mao: Did we smash imperialism?
People: We’re the imperialism now?
Chairman Mao: And what about my Cultural Revolution?
people: It’s in America now!
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来个对照
毛主席：人民能吃饱饭了吗
我们：都吃多了，减肥呢
9 q5 i! g; t( k) }$ C毛：资本家还存在吗
我们：生意都做到外国去了
; S' _2 P. p/ S! g" Y( l毛：钢产量超英赶美了吗
8 e& H: T# [6 f3 ^( a5 J1 o1 u1 i我们：唐山市的产量都超过美国了
毛：跟苏修的论战赢了吗
我们：他们自己解体了
) Y% ~2 c: ~# t6 B毛：帝国主义打倒了吗
我们：我们自己就是了
毛：那我的文革呐
我们：闹到美国去了