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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。( V0 I4 ?- y% L) X, b
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?4 q/ t6 K$ A9 M: o3 u- w) j9 ]
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
. z% k( o7 t5 M \Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
' D: x) ]2 U6 w% KConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
* a% ?0 R5 l! MConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
3 G( T3 Z9 a2 Z0 F/ x" D: _. ?Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
6 _; H5 Z5 _5 e. z* H' lConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ' h, ~2 _7 [" r9 y& {* y) e
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night 2 j/ l5 e$ ^# \+ k h) f$ }: f
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it , W+ C: P3 U6 p$ H) t+ X: b: t
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
- Z* ^( g4 U% t: g2 l! wConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
- h, H7 q7 _: p; Y0 S. V/ s" pConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly 9 c& z: P: j( d: l
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on 0 l! [6 z6 e3 C3 Y
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long . |+ H/ _& @6 q5 B, h4 N7 b
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
% K1 |, @" }& d1 }Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
! _1 @7 o: w% ~- h# CConfucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
, V$ W0 t- E1 {9 G1 _8 oConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired 5 ~- x# l5 `3 q
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted - }6 j- ?/ Q3 L3 w- T. v) y4 ]
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist " P x! u# S$ z
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level 2 z7 e {! D& f6 ~2 h& ^0 m. U
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ( m4 j; ^- g1 b5 s2 E
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck $ X1 ]1 }0 ~& J7 p
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot & |2 D. {, V4 B- @, X- o& f
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy . j+ Y8 [2 K3 T% {. o. h
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
2 ], ~' f T2 r9 j5 wConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ) R- @. _; }2 j) U: d( ^. X
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people % |1 D# a: n3 ~! {3 |
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean : o4 w' B+ _/ H) X
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
$ X4 R0 g, l- h8 b4 jConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand : S' d$ x" a1 i. r) O0 l
Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 2 u3 h; F4 q- R2 I5 o7 d' ^# p ]
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
( i# M& _2 I0 ?2 `- FConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts # Z; F i$ U) E# V; ^9 x. B" U+ ?
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders / x7 P# D R3 v# O# |
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
) J7 X; z5 L5 t& k* ^, N& jConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
F( Z: I0 B1 p; x1 a% D/ UConfucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
- Q4 ?8 ~; k# F4 l' u8 k/ DConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
* s! _2 U0 T* {; NConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
& e1 s/ A+ G3 w8 @, JConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion $ I$ K, T. _% {* b: T' x7 x
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic / {9 {! F% h) V j4 O% o
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
* t h# p- J! ?+ i# O/ q% @1 @' x, SConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ - |; S. z* n/ o& b+ D6 G# C9 a3 W
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit 6 c9 k' ]# n+ e; u# m
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
. p" `* Q- e' Y: } h: o. [/ NConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
: k. t. \( Z2 |( U3 `Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
$ y6 R3 D* D$ x4 i6 ~Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
$ a* e( p/ q% _ F; J/ c! _Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
% e/ P; ?6 g; S: L9 HConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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