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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。4 U% f9 g$ n% x8 F+ |$ P, n
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?6 L5 j) ]1 w: K7 P$ Q
Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 3 _6 w m6 J6 S& r8 F" [
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around 4 h: |9 P6 r6 y# _$ G
Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk + S1 p' g X% q& a$ x8 i
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it h- p" u3 G5 V9 ~- l( i% ^
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 1 N7 z9 p; `/ v' h
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house ' ^! n. S* N; Q8 k7 ]7 d
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
8 J1 a" j% K/ e% gConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it % Z' Q3 x5 B. Q: ]
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 9 ~) M4 u6 e5 v7 r2 y
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 0 Y& ]5 n7 T: K4 \0 o7 f; W9 I
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly , U) N$ q* V+ u0 Y) A; q0 v+ K
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on ( a/ n; o9 ~$ M5 b
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long : K# ?0 D+ Z/ Y4 ?
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 7 _ X0 m5 K! z% D4 s5 X8 V o
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
( V$ q# ]4 J$ {8 g) m* D. N- ^Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
4 P T* I+ _! R aConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired 1 J# W9 K# v7 S. @7 ? k) k
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
7 s' P$ v: h0 ~: z$ qConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
" B& r: E' Q) R! W dConfucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level $ C5 B$ A" m; e; a
Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
1 l1 m' X2 H. ?- ]1 r4 TConfucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck % o0 Q! \: ]. V5 G1 p% D
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
# m* z9 J3 I( W$ s3 y& M& g+ EConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
9 \5 s2 t% {+ r2 I& lConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
$ w5 g* h a5 y2 Q/ jConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy ; x1 w. ^) v# d6 e, v3 t/ s; P
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people . ?7 N; Q- {& W) ]
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
& ]+ B, H |" x2 DConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
$ A+ ?- _4 |8 z1 |3 K7 OConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
" ?" o8 U% D& q" J' _6 I9 iConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
' N8 R/ r- N+ s, h! RConfucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
* m2 Y7 e* u" U7 x8 q; S G0 BConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
4 B# m8 @: M: {Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
, U$ K/ Z+ Q& |( _Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement . A" f t) H- ]3 ^+ n
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face # z2 H3 w$ L( y' X: x5 _
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
! h n0 F9 n4 N" G0 E+ jConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
: y+ z5 D7 L; V4 ZConfucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
4 X r% m% \ O) n- ` J. EConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
& K- `( f$ ^6 Y0 ^, u" nConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic " Q) [* _, ]: E7 B
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny . b6 U$ Q# D) \% A+ X0 a
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
# l- G) S2 h8 X: w6 ^ M A# }Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit # g* @# t' \) B9 A
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground % ~/ `( h7 H: U. S$ y/ |
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
' O; K8 m4 s+ w N& xConfucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
& g6 Y* t) e6 C; K9 j. s( `Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
9 }% j5 t& J" e$ e! N3 t. @: h4 WConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
* G% y b+ m4 I5 j- p' h! N! E$ r5 L4 LConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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