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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。# p/ g* L* e, y& m4 @3 U; Z8 E
孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
# O4 r! b* i. A. x- _+ ]Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
5 k' o& b1 `2 ~0 xConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
) w' z' Z4 B G, g( }Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 1 C8 k& K& x0 i3 E
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
& L4 N0 z1 I$ Q- LConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left ; Q: M( ~: i1 ~5 L1 e5 n4 | H
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
k1 i4 m" Z& d$ yConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
6 l, c* F4 F% p q5 x, w2 UConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
4 k( f% O% w* U1 b6 QConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants 1 Z! t+ D% e" e/ ~* }4 z; G" y8 T9 U
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
2 z% V9 A r9 AConfucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly ?, q1 Y! n4 w( U5 {+ }
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
2 j6 D# h/ |4 m+ Z7 `' U" fConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long , |. `7 j2 H& ~' O" W d( S
Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week 6 d; P& Q9 ~( s
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent % `( b, d* c& B' c
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts 1 n+ h! k0 X' c6 Z% h/ v5 C
Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired m$ p: @% j3 q5 Z' h
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
1 O0 T* Q, k8 v' jConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist $ P3 }3 O1 i& F! o7 r/ o: K) U
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
& P* ^. T/ B( [4 ~Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel ) T _% B" {" K5 i3 S' l7 J; q7 ~
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
: n R5 \2 @. `/ J) xConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot 8 f. s+ W, c- B) [2 A
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
/ j8 v" g, t5 V' TConfucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts & m$ W/ Q4 @" \# U
Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy % k- U* X! L( P7 i1 E {, i2 S
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
% E& L) E! d F; p' `) nConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean . w. U5 g# x& o# v; H8 K* H( Z
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
5 n4 Z; `2 m1 pConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
+ B: B. y: h# r* B4 n* c# [1 lConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 7 D/ C& U8 V) ^6 }3 N2 R9 Q
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
( z; S- Y" S! ~$ l X% O; M$ PConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts ; n( q7 {( w P" p
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
& ], v; Y( X! d! m$ `: z2 H3 ~Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
; H! J" |" T1 L0 n0 E0 FConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face . V* @7 o) Y& h# M% R
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
8 N( Y1 x$ b* M6 ?1 e8 PConfucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew : m6 J/ Z8 C2 v1 m
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
: a6 m4 A5 Y8 D3 Q7 v7 s/ SConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion 3 t: n7 e: V( {/ R, J) G2 l/ g
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
' s6 p% t9 p, Y. r% }& x. UConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny : V; E6 }5 d3 V& d0 v6 r9 Z" D
Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ * i- o1 c2 h ^& N: [6 n
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit ) V5 Q& X# T1 g" a
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground 1 v$ c1 y# P2 G3 ^0 u% i
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ! h. `* M4 W8 K! ?5 M; v2 V, u9 r: H
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
, M1 ? R1 Y g% n, |Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag 6 h" k" @+ W' m9 r7 _
Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
- B" T, ]. _2 ~6 |4 ~. U5 AConfucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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