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孔子说过这些,老外都知道,你都知道吗?
! \' I( e; b# t# j5 AConfucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
% n, q; d. y' ] X8 X) b. C+ jConfucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
# r. B6 @* x% `0 x' xConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk 1 e3 T, B/ |# v6 {
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
' W5 B' C! l1 w6 }- x9 w; TConfucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left 2 B# E: O7 O7 ]
Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
@) C8 \- X2 P8 TConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
) @" u5 q, H- f! W+ K5 |/ E! q" x+ `Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
4 r$ i$ R9 u1 i' L; `Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
- Q: T" L& `9 b. X! OConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient 7 k9 I5 b/ N* D. J3 s9 I$ T4 W! V
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly , ?( u* f+ }1 X
Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
0 k8 i2 Y7 Q4 c! Y7 M: F. S9 LConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
1 |+ [# J8 B0 W6 x) T$ _( i% QConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week - u Y; h4 V- N3 }
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent 1 T+ d/ y' d9 }* O" _, q4 X
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
% V8 f8 \. f* ~: Q' nConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired
" ?, k% D; _. t, x3 b( W+ O. HConfucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted . ]5 v0 I1 D( f! U3 |
Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist - k1 }& r' {$ g- W/ w8 N9 @4 [
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
4 q" a, N9 \: V/ }Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 2 f( T9 ~1 `3 {4 d& u
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
/ V y9 L/ O: Y* f8 bConfucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot ; ?) H7 n; m! g9 ]1 P
Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy + P3 ~ S M- F# E
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
8 p, r* W5 C3 l L. _Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
9 j# A( I9 Q' A" S+ r# S& i2 ?Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people S: N- ^/ L- B: q& X
Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean b! K) g4 _& Y) i2 e9 r& i$ C
Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
5 Q* B! P6 y9 w- FConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
% q" s" p, E- I' j9 gConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab 7 B a" ]- o2 B6 P6 J
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better & a& _1 u& d/ D2 g
Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 6 D8 P' E$ N# _( Y! S) ?# o, e
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
2 {' r2 }# ]/ ]( XConfucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
! }" F6 z0 n) O9 A; U; cConfucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face D" d/ G( |4 q+ h; D! U, `
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
' u7 C, U; [/ j2 G3 [9 s3 @Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ' }1 K: a5 L# A
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
" b3 g' H. B' k7 p! V7 t# ?Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion & _+ |$ q, ]. M/ C! s! t8 u
Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic % f* @9 [- i8 t7 D# u- i' X
Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
6 i( d0 L0 U# [# QConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
2 v! W: ~3 b1 w7 V- `6 iConfucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit # e& `' U; T* w$ \/ {8 K
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
v8 W/ t: V% Y# zConfucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit - ^8 { @& t2 v9 w0 f
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
! V I1 h7 S' E- V' S. |" t$ kConfucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
6 _- D% A; P8 g$ f$ X0 rConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face 6 z' }1 T: a: ?& A8 K
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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