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这玩艺除了大师估计没人懂了。
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Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone 3 T/ m+ `0 u1 I$ R4 x9 `
Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
7 w% w, d$ B* D" gConfucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk - h* G& i; V/ D/ i4 c/ U
Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it / h9 |$ V9 y; X/ g1 v
Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
+ ]1 h0 f$ ]' R% q' W. kConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
9 E J6 S( Q% u7 mConfucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
; f9 o5 K3 r Z6 w3 B7 A& TConfucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
$ z, t: f0 C* P" L7 ]7 RConfucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
% c& z2 D9 l+ x( a8 V" B; g# rConfucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient # k+ Y9 b/ S& n; D" k1 Q
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
- t' J% I5 O% ?5 W* U2 a3 NConfucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
7 R& T1 }! m1 J- Y; d. D3 PConfucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
6 }8 ^) ], T. K3 Q) wConfucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week . D1 g$ m' ?8 }% ~* g$ r- A
Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent # K$ ]& e f& K9 z3 g1 I. O
Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
# U! G$ }$ a& w, K" ZConfucius say, man who run before bus get tired 9 o' f6 C' h M* P) F
Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
+ T1 n# ], w8 ~) S3 EConfucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist $ i, f6 ^7 Y+ y6 M4 ]. C) h
Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
9 x! X% U* S1 Z6 iConfucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel 1 A: U( X) n5 K5 l+ G3 M/ F
Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck . M7 F3 V% E/ M( ~5 D
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
+ }# p( w& R% x: U3 U, yConfucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy ) F S' X4 y+ T- Q4 U
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
/ g7 G3 V/ o. nConfucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy 7 W x8 F, t% K
Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
; f- {* U3 \6 X1 DConfucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
% l% e ^# ?$ xConfucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
! [% x" l* e1 s" AConfucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
, i2 R+ \0 z+ j4 EConfucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab $ Y5 ^/ E, B0 D( \) v
Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
/ }$ D5 n' ^! v$ m1 e. J+ FConfucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts 0 I( S' n% |/ c R3 C0 y( T* }
Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders 6 c: _& \# b, ^6 K: q [
Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement % I7 k3 q P. K C+ |0 u. y
Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face ) K ~+ _0 }6 h& F& Z( d$ a
Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot - `. \! ~ @6 e: w' N# @
Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew ; t9 F/ O6 `! Y, f% [3 ?8 l
Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
: j5 G' @. `' V+ y: iConfucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
( o9 @/ ^2 U) |( R* Y2 m; A# iConfucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
* `& ]; m W+ r7 \7 KConfucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
. O- s8 @" w: E1 ~1 K1 s: Y7 S/ S9 sConfucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ ) l' p3 m' U# _4 E6 _' P5 j
Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit . F. ~( b7 m2 x* g' D
Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground . @+ @4 s" n! Y5 e* H
Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ' O6 Y2 ^% H" @" \/ Y" h! q
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth 0 L9 @! `7 ^$ G: A0 V0 l+ d& a8 K$ V
Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
. q) G! y( S8 l; _9 R6 h( b- w. NConfucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face % R& T9 ]5 T [+ b/ i8 W
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town |
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