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( r' Y- Z+ @, W$ M' k6 S I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!7 M' w" F9 o: s' z. F4 q% [" I% Z
( N. h! Y. S5 C) @8 ` A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!! `' }6 r) v8 z- c+ H, t/ p
6 s! s9 |4 f, Y I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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9 v" Y% _: F' k$ m" g: _ A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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% [! a/ P' r+ \9 s$ z1 [ So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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: \& }" Y$ \3 n: ?7 \0 w4 y "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."% ]$ Y! R! `; C4 o0 G0 X
* h& S* b2 P {" g "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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8 p2 X9 a& `' { What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"$ F: [6 s' S8 b6 G
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?# h3 o' f$ ^! J6 `4 K$ a
! }" C+ b6 b- y" w% R6 J& y! B "First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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" n6 c( m0 k; n1 k. L: s What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."! \* F3 U$ n" f0 f
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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