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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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! b9 n+ I' E! Q# g% f. q+ M" Z6 ? A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.
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& M" o- }1 d7 |, `( K F% H9 N5 ~ So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.4 t! S( x# V h4 }+ S
* Q0 [3 g0 Q+ G( B* ]" k: x0 v Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.8 t# ?" \ e1 R+ M
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."! B' |4 O1 k( C$ h" ?5 t7 A- g
2 k4 G4 a$ k4 _: E4 _ "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.$ `$ t; B0 I7 W
! ~' ^7 ]; C% V What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"7 S! O- E) ` K0 O; W
0 |5 t6 P2 G( B& b* p What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."/ w& E3 q1 ~) {1 p; V% |
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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$ F, L. o. }; F2 p) H+ S On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."
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+ F7 J9 W! U2 ]$ ^$ b Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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+ [( ?1 S9 `9 F/ H$ x "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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