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I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!3 q2 O+ t( {% y$ j U! b
+ ]% w v: t( _- H4 n- I* M0 f A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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, @, u. v) S( B! h9 h! l* c A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.- I' {% L5 ?2 j2 y
* v6 i: R7 C3 ^1 u# F So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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. Y% H5 k! B$ J' a1 U( b8 A Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.
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0 `8 ^* W' a+ w Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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"Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."7 D; \, K# R: s9 b" w$ l- |
4 o' |+ t; ]+ T" f( b$ p "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.+ {, D( ~# s# f( y* d( s
o3 D0 c7 a" `* X5 ~ What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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"How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"+ t( x9 N9 i* `$ t7 `
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that? X8 p( H+ \! E
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world."
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% `; C. k# ~9 ` What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."$ E2 V( k7 u8 y7 ^2 d. {. q
) s$ n# y7 Y8 ], a Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."0 u, O+ m% \, L
7 n9 M5 F4 M1 e) h6 [* t- L+ S "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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