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! ]& P8 {) x+ S8 T I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!# Z" [2 U3 s# f1 Y m8 S$ C
$ h' R5 E2 v% A A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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( E9 F. h* C: f$ Y' }0 S A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea., p7 r. s" u9 h( K7 I
. Z+ M+ F- _% _6 O. x So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town."
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8 j" s5 j3 [, k6 x6 _ Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"
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Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.) Y, F- `2 [( K. k0 N4 U4 N
: f7 j% Y/ f. ]& E* ?: d. e, \4 u Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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8 R" V5 o* v- |# H+ O4 D, D "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."5 @" p/ f! P, I: S) O; E! n4 I! A
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"You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.- \: d0 d2 w T/ s% ]( F
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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9 a8 F8 \; F$ |6 W/ ], R "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"* h; }/ K' ]8 j
' O0 x, ^9 @% C1 [# `9 X: A- o What? Cemetery? What a place is that?
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.". R7 Y7 J$ [- @+ r, y' ^5 o' R
, L# }- H, Q' e; Y! [: s What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?3 j: S9 N+ F$ T7 R' M- Q
# E% c: d) E- n1 |# } On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."7 ]4 o* M$ B/ D+ P: s" i# M
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Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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"I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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