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4 n6 _% A9 G4 e I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I won a million dollars!0 [, q7 R0 u Z3 R; [% b
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A mail from U.S. I received yesterday morning told me I am the winner of one-million-dollar prize of Food industry consumer's survey. Finally I am rich! To hell with that fucking job! Tomorrow I'm gonna show those assholes the mail and tell them they can fuck themselves!
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I'm rich. No more girl-chasing, it's time to get chased!
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A thousand ideas raced through my mind. A dinner with Warren Buffet for only 30 grands? Sounds good to me. Wait, how about a dinner with the richest Chinaman, Lao Yang, first? Good idea.! u3 b0 p7 _& s( ~$ _
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So I picked up the cellphone and sent the rich guy a message. "A dinner on me, the second richest man in town." : T4 ~; \; B: K5 H8 G" K
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Soon comes the reply:"Ok, Gentleman's club?"- [- v/ A! ^! Y% R
% P/ p4 ~# b+ g4 b1 d. I$ ?# [ Sure, why not? At 7 pm I was waiting at the table where girls were dancing around topless and here he was, a guy shorter than I thought.$ R2 a& T+ c1 |" K
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Drinks? No, he had to drive home. "I've heard about you,..." He began.
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5 W: b2 F2 |, `! v1 r* K4 q/ a "Cut the crap, "I interrupted him,"Just give me some ideas on how to get richer."
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& K7 _2 ]- l, n% m+ c5 T- S' r "You think you can buy this place?" Seeing me confused, "Three million dollars!" He said.
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What the fuck! For a shit hole whore place like this?
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) a2 _7 K3 R3 L7 }; p- N "How about a plot salesman to start with," He suggested" for cemeteries?"
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What? Cemetery? What a place is that?9 n- Z |, r- T! n& t3 ^1 `, a
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"First of all,"He continued" You have a foul mouth. Dead people don't mind it. Secondly, You always want the truth. What can be more true than death? The last but not least," He slowed down:" People only want to see you once, You make them think of the end of the world.". Y) b f- ]7 O6 [
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What kind of logic is this? I thought I was the salt of the earth! Isn't it better to stay on this side of the grass?
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On the way home, we drove past the high-level bridge. Suddenly he said:" One day we'll be like the water under the bridge, passing, forgotten."" t" Z$ Z7 ]5 `& X
/ i+ @: t/ ~) q% B5 N4 b Near home he slowed the car and looked at me," I think that mail is a sham, the oldest gimmick in the book."
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& \+ G6 E' h1 _( w1 N( | "I know," I said:"But it got you to pay the dinner, didn't it?" I closed the door and walked away. |
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