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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. ! P  Q$ [) G$ y2 ~1 j
性本善:Sex is good. 2 j" U& E8 j: B# ^3 f* M
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 0 V# l  S: z8 k: c9 Z% f0 Q7 v
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. : L, U0 w9 N- z7 ^9 Z$ m
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
( {2 j. M/ W5 u  ~性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 7 B/ ]- l' N+ O  x

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/ J* c6 u* G- g( v& N3 j教之道:The way of learning it 8 R! E( c7 V- l! T  T5 [- x% Z0 R
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 9 F6 e6 i/ p/ w1 v% J
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. , n' i& Y1 P* x+ o$ v2 w' f# O

; V; h6 T3 S0 C" k5 [* L; W子不学:If you don't study hard,
7 Q8 q( ?  M$ v/ F断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
" F( N) C8 L6 O1 F7 G4 S* w有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
* e# b$ j" F9 D教五子 All his five son took it
( O6 u# x+ ?; W, I! X. m% x名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. * U6 @: w  e# P' ?. z
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
7 ^: J8 V. |3 r% x" Y  w父之过 It is all your fault. & q! S: ^( M8 `- Y; U
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
+ G8 Z0 V9 S# I: \- M7 J师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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- z" K  V8 e3 a7 f/ z6 c子不学 You may refuse to study this " \) \/ ~+ y- w) k8 ]( F
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 3 W% g. v$ L8 Q4 w2 u( K  O
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, $ a" d0 `6 \8 ?. S$ c
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ' }* `  d3 a5 r& g, W  c& T' D5 n
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, # h$ D  v) `! f+ @) ?0 ~" s
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
9 Z/ k- D" b# |. i: Z7 q! J人不学 If you don't learn sex, 6 P& o: C8 s" K* ?. `  J0 z
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!
4 u( W2 f/ l) L* R- z) TFaint!!!!!!!!!!!
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