爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
5 b: E; C+ w5 ], a苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..

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. |4 W6 L6 Q4 X7 s% Z5 w+ Q  S$ Z+ V教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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" g0 @$ d$ i; U) h& \% C子不学：If you don't study hard,
  ], F# n, n% X" m8 ~1 L1 V" Z+ X断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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& p: ~7 i0 X4 W" f6 E3 U; R窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
: i0 v4 R4 `% B+ k% @9 h+ Z有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
8 ^1 }* D# J: Y8 _' b教五子 All his five son took it
- v/ [" A* C+ B0 y* x  \6 e名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

; C+ K  z8 A! L  O. n# V养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
$ w4 _1 T/ W1 c" }2 s; b师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
9 u, c  e; w+ u# Z老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
/ O  Z3 B' T! Y# T. G5 o不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
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