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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
人之初:At the begining of life. & U+ X( g5 S7 h& n4 A
性本善:Sex is good. 1 z" d: `+ V4 N4 }4 Y( I2 q9 I! U$ Y
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
: D. ^' ^! b1 I# p( J习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
4 `8 h0 i9 c& O* D% H- b苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. & r$ ?) u) q3 S( E) n
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
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& M9 x9 y# J0 f# H教之道:The way of learning it
4 k! P) h4 p5 }2 G$ t$ F贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 5 Z3 K$ m# h8 L: t5 r. _' |- _

5 h3 ^4 ^  g$ d. `昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
, J* w  a) c, C6 E" r; r/ f择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. $ B! L  _2 a' s: h

# m$ w2 w3 ~4 w0 \1 H. q8 A# k子不学:If you don't study hard,
/ X1 E% q! F% Q' i2 l  ?- D2 X9 ?断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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$ [; h6 o3 G7 t7 D窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
2 D( n# M: X( ^& W有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine * ]& E% ]/ g  r* |- v( k/ [
教五子 All his five son took it : N6 ?; f* l) X/ I; f3 X
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. - {  a5 t! o  }+ {+ M; _
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养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
0 U9 a$ w- C' n* ?# u4 O$ V" g* C3 D  i3 |父之过 It is all your fault. 8 w3 J! R4 T( z  I
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ! k& F2 G6 `, c  ~
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ) [( `) o/ ?3 R3 U1 i% Q8 S5 S

7 Y. c9 L8 U# U6 j3 [! w子不学 You may refuse to study this 5 K: i+ N$ v& S& [- V, ]- I) j& c
非所宜 but that is a real mistake 5 f$ ?. I; n4 ~+ N9 u! ]) i; E! p
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, - @: Z6 O' ]0 e3 s/ T
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
* e7 T9 y- }4 G5 p0 {) M1 z$ U不成器 It won't become hard and strong. 0 ^3 C( b/ {& n
人不学 If you don't learn sex, ( Z3 f  b( N/ @6 Z; h6 \# H2 @7 n6 w
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!9 a% C  ?  p6 A: B5 H! n  G
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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