爆笑英文版三字经

老杨

人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
3 @  {, d# j1 A# x! H0 ]+ O性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
  X5 g6 C9 n2 z# t习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
. g* x% r- p8 n% I, r9 c苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
+ t4 @+ j; k6 d, L9 O0 h/ H5 y7 t性乃迁：Sex will leave you..


教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.

! n& D& T$ U# m8 w5 j  U昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学：If you don't study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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) _! S* e" r' k% _. R! `. M窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
1 T1 }7 o8 H, i$ C  N; o7 t有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
* i3 G; x# D4 T% Y& _! X: X教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

- p5 w- X- H5 e/ o: H& w3 D0 ]养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
, T, q' \- w/ x5 C* u; n教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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% o. r/ F1 C3 a子不学 You may refuse to study this
1 d; \* Q: J  ]非所宜 but that is a real mistake
& z- l1 F+ i# l( M3 w/ i* W+ W) Q/ W幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
  p0 ^* w+ H  C* X  {" ?老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
; N) u1 \: g; ], K  n1 i不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

千斤顶

是老杨的专利吗？绝了！！

connie

Oh, my God!!!!
7 h/ I5 R4 C& H- D' bFaint!!!!!!!!!!!