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爆笑英文版三字经

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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
- d5 @  m) B- `1 m) Y, _性本善:Sex is good. & @; e: c' U+ }' ?& N6 D3 i0 g
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
  d/ h* f1 d; n' Q1 w- d习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
+ j# e: f) h8 l7 H1 X( c! z$ R1 ]苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
& Y% t. V7 g4 X4 J性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. * j8 }; U0 Q+ l: `8 \. h7 G

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/ `8 n! A9 v9 a$ u1 D9 D教之道:The way of learning it
8 k4 b" p" {  E  k0 B贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
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. w6 {, _" Q% n* m- N昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
) `/ w) }6 B+ U( u- W# g* b择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. : v3 |. r' E% X4 W
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子不学:If you don't study hard, 3 A$ I! i8 E" S+ c& A- ^9 Z
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. + z7 n9 Z1 ^/ M- m7 |  w8 ~+ z

+ b# N0 [' Z, Y4 _$ j窦燕山 Dou, the Famous - c6 ^# X0 |4 T. U% ^" @  \
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
+ a2 F4 S$ _* j7 D; ~( M教五子 All his five son took it
1 x5 U+ \' k1 A4 R3 D名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown. 5 \) |# |7 s0 u- r3 }7 [9 r3 V! o! d

5 Q, m  R  N/ l$ Q- u养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
* P9 @9 [! P* U; o7 y; b父之过 It is all your fault.
1 [# k! n( C5 B! z% n" h' {* K教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
/ }/ E2 A8 f. a' g4 v6 }师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不学 You may refuse to study this
, J) |) z6 u8 p' a2 g! V# Z0 M非所宜 but that is a real mistake 0 `% V! X0 F3 C
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 ^; Z" U, P4 P3 T! k, R$ x
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged , X* ~' B4 i2 h# t+ `; v
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玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, . l( A6 Z8 O( }9 ?
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
3 o; [0 M. _- `! {: y3 j人不学 If you don't learn sex, * g' D3 m! [( V. Q
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!1 N9 e! B( s' v# J2 m
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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