酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

3 g8 r! n, {- v" v, J. L2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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) I0 C% O  M9 Q7 ?9 q- z5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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# r9 U# R( H. I. ]6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9 v, ]- z' u1 @' i, d9 C9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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( W% L: y2 K) Y4 M3 }$ j14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.


: K6 M1 ^9 u: q" ~& T" V- ]17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


! y2 k& Z0 D3 l* a" ]19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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% O# g3 c9 A8 s% K) C6 v8 P20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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. Z. E4 m# n% O21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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4 Q0 t" p8 N, p/ t: w23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.