酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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8 e( F3 ]; _- Y3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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7 A5 f# i& R/ A' X- k  G4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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  h7 z! A  y, z5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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1 v4 \+ c& M+ D6 P6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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7 M3 M& V, k, y+ C9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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9 v# e! S* ?7 W* U9 c. W11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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9 h& p$ w' T" M3 ^. ^# K" g12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.


7 \% I( J/ Y, S13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.


  E( y! r$ P! v; Z15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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, }0 T( G) t$ a# K3 F18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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# l. B" g% Q9 K% |8 r" ?20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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  D( q' o4 X  _' E) s$ |2 x' J/ K22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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( \# w& `+ Q! e# H- R23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

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6 v! V' o2 L. o4 Z24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.