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酒吧规矩!!!
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1 C' {/ E. A3 m8 H  \& u1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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5 x  k6 A8 O; x3 T0 i$ ?' ]) H2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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) r9 g7 ]9 d$ I8 K5 x) O3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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- K* \) u! ?' t$ i# v7 a1 `/ @4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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! I4 f) j) z" {4 I/ R5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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' u* \8 N! i1 I6 T; a6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7 E' A7 e2 {  U& R! }7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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, B3 \& `1 |0 O. g. ^* y+ x& b10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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+ H7 B- {6 G" B7 ?% M; A11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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6 D  p5 S2 V; \3 ^& c$ f  L12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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* x# `8 n7 V2 G/ o3 A2 K0 q6 `14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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9 P6 D; t0 s/ h* G$ j; s2 f19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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4 C& Z, n! ?' R% T! U' [22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.


- ?2 U4 q/ O8 S9 o7 p' \* H23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.