酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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% t7 Z& t3 }: t3 H' R6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.


8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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) ^: _, C  Y# m8 b7 a$ i9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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8 j/ G" P9 h* D6 b. ~0 G12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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, h# z1 r% o( ~18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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' o1 q! ?* y- W3 @, U19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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5 m+ F' a& U0 t# y& B( [7 E* J# u23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.


0 t9 X3 u1 \) E24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.


3 `5 p- U1 y6 q" U* e& K7 h25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.