酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

, t5 E8 P9 g" Y* p7 q+ l2. Always toast before doing a shot.


3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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% T, _3 B9 ^! G2 ?1 k2 H5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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" P" z- @' F/ ~  Q; ~- n* k6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


8 a& b/ J! Y; F5 m8 v; o10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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  J. o& `& w; u9 r11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


$ y0 e- U" w3 s( U2 U12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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; G, d3 O, K' L13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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/ W) G2 ]( r* S16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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$ \6 [  V' L. g: K  a5 [17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.


19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


. e3 x0 r- s2 B; `+ M! G$ |20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


6 t) i% e" p/ g* m21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.


/ @) A- P  F! l0 T3 J' t22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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. d; G) E. [. U& I5 }4 k' B# A$ {$ e24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.