酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!
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& z7 m& l& P; F6 j/ h: m) p. a1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

, d; c  z/ X! m5 V2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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4 P$ Q9 D! N% [* J3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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/ e' O% Y4 G$ r/ G5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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4 C7 o8 T& F- X( t6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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( v( Y! `+ X8 E  H' A8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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" Q  T4 t$ t$ _9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


8 Y) g" A; s, F* p) ?) x! O% H11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


1 m8 Z2 n! S* g/ O12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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2 ^( Q5 Y$ @8 s/ P' \8 O9 b, [* e13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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' s! |) g2 V/ d; _& F0 l14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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7 \. _# L, r( K15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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/ ~9 @! j0 N, y3 P7 w, q19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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' U, J2 i8 F/ K24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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* l7 v# N2 k/ C- d* I$ g6 L25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.