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* V7 @' V! a$ O# [5 ~1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.0 E! M1 `2 P9 P5 H7 ]
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2. Always toast before doing a shot. % W; N' y: E5 c, i
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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2 i+ J, \* S3 E1 b4 _: {4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.% v, A+ k5 E- E) k+ V6 P# w4 x5 x
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7 f- W) r* p. n# N# W6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.7 V$ w9 g- Q- ` o
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$ g" T6 t4 ]( t' b0 I$ F6 {8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 5 ]1 j) C! J( J/ q# m( P5 B
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# V" t) b6 l9 `) O8 V; F5 y9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.$ m" R5 e g7 m# a& C
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( e' y y. ?/ [. x" E; D$ Y11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.' c4 |. ]6 P7 U9 W9 m4 W
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.' C4 @, t. p E: B8 _5 c7 i
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.0 l5 |- u% Q* V1 h9 s- y
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J2 [5 F, V! b; l9 I8 k! l l16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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: Y9 H2 Y) s3 k+ m$ Q" t k17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.' R A+ Z% J ~' h
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4 M& y: }/ ?! ^% t. I5 L) ]3 A18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.9 @% z7 k3 E1 j
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.9 D' F# P9 R2 g; L8 M
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' m/ ^1 N7 n W/ j7 g" d# B23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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1 g1 k4 A3 s9 ^0 r e8 U; Q# B24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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6 C0 K4 y( {" \4 |9 r7 F: F/ k) e25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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