酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!


$ ]0 i8 f3 D1 j2 ~1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

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, n. }: R3 n" a; P! t3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.


. S! N! o, \5 @% t+ o5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.
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3 \) \3 s3 n, b* Y5 }: n! a8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.
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+ z' j; q0 G+ h2 b, N! n( ]10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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/ V5 V" T* m5 f0 @12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.


# w, I+ h* d( c- K; g2 P8 {14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.


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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.


1 e* H* A( b; ]' |18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.


$ f% z; Y1 o' T, p& P20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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: ^6 Z0 d' q: p: d. X22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.