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酒吧规矩!!!3 c/ m2 k u0 I9 e4 _# I }
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8 T1 x/ }5 S }7 I: G A5 d' {1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.4 V; v+ f( i, A) |
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2. Always toast before doing a shot. 7 G& v" v7 O% _. ]$ O0 L# C
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3 Q+ h% E7 R* u3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.) O! g# {' X1 h( v
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* b# B, O& U6 g0 K2 R' R% ~$ l7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. J3 P: E% L# r$ y0 h" @# s/ T' q
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.+ W- ~3 ]& w1 Y6 p
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.% @3 `+ w5 T$ [5 e1 A+ l, |
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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
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; a( ]1 T; T" Q ^1 Q0 I Y% g4 v3 U13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.3 l$ Y" \' k* o; }$ }) f5 j$ m
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14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.9 u5 P# W- r' ~
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4 V1 c# B' y7 y* h# q, W6 P7 G15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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; R' s. j- Q& w B6 v16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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' E9 |8 e6 h% a _$ ] s17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.+ {- r& D- C1 K, ]* u; f, u. ~
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; \# H% P- D* p5 Z18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.3 |! r2 D! t9 p$ S
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen. s- a4 e9 y# c, _7 M. a7 T! Z
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20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.$ g# @+ M8 P. O% v% b. v
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.) ~. z& m# D6 |9 N: q+ c
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/ M- U6 v" X R2 M23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.2 Q. \5 L5 i; b$ u) I
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( H' Y# i/ u9 |$ V* C. ^! |24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence." T* N2 R. \" l/ g0 f6 L2 ], J! ]2 f
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9 d1 O* M7 Q5 x, H0 W: f4 Z25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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