酒吧规矩!!!

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酒吧规矩!!!

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5 D9 {& l. b7 {; i% [1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

- R7 N" h% G8 k5 f3 c2. Always toast before doing a shot.

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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.

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, t* C( k! d6 c& r3 g7 ]1 H8 c5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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+ ^" `0 V; {; M$ L9 S8 f8 Q6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

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4 V- E* Z) @) o7 W0 `8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.


10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

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11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.


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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.
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7 x! s7 \. B9 a: c14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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* ?) E4 \5 Q1 |" B16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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' G1 \2 Z: L/ V5 R4 O% Q/ S3 C% _5 L18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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' f( Z/ F* \, |& l, E. `' q20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
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+ R* J- |, M! [' l- _8 S21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

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0 p9 e5 _% Q, i. U# Z- x22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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* a) p; t$ Z5 X# u1 c$ ^23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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# I6 P8 ]$ H6 ]; ?/ F, O7 W24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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# _% q8 V! W( b- C. U0 Q; o  a25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.