酒吧规矩!!!

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% w4 I: T+ G: I1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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8 V- J) @1 A- V2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

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4. Change your toast at least once a month.
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5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.
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6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.


7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

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+ w2 s& @, q" N2 m" w7 u8 k8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.

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9 n! @! |$ T& q; q8 u- `' u10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.


7 P. C0 \; R) y+ o6 u11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

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0 i8 Y6 B  o$ ?7 a! [% a& v$ C12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

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13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.

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% v5 J2 G4 E' w& T% t: L7 Q4 x& Q/ q14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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- O4 k% c# m3 ?* Z3 \5 S17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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- b, @7 z) m5 E# b5 p: }% r18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

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' u8 e, ^4 V* U7 U20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.


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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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. C) \" U( H; a9 n0 ?23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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$ y, o/ q7 J  d: I3 e! k24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

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- S5 ?! E. p7 v" u9 p7 \25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.