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酒吧规矩!!!! A0 {5 E, Z( I4 E& x1 \/ l
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1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
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2. Always toast before doing a shot.
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3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
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4. Change your toast at least once a month.* F L1 }! F, x2 F+ D( _
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+ n& z* j* R' o6 Y- \5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake./ a; O+ V, |7 y. C' s+ F
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d; a' ? [* U P; P1 W9 C6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.
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7 S# O. x5 W$ n7 T2 y j1 O7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.; W% _6 a- u* ~) d
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8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.
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9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile.8 \0 V5 k, N' |$ E0 j, P- c
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10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.% E- u" t8 ?$ J9 N
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9 p( q8 u7 G( w2 R/ c11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.
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12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.$ N' p! X$ W! v1 y, M1 q
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8 R2 z2 B5 x2 Q9 ]* d3 O% d13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message.' D8 |% ]. E. j. B- U- l
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# [1 U6 _9 {) j) `& r14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
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15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
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16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
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! k) c2 T: m; B8 U# Z17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.
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18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.
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7 e, e- @0 ]# {- f9 }8 ^% o19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.
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/ }$ m0 R* Y4 J) i5 ]. b5 ? }1 X20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.3 ^9 K+ m# T3 ^8 t' K% R
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* k5 X' ]% ?6 y21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
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22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you're doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.
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23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.
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24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.0 O8 S- Y/ _; R% O( H
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25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people. |
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