美国 Bumper stickers 语不惊人死不休！！

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women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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争取跟男人平等的女人真是野心不够
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3 g. V" t  i# }be nice to your kids.. They will pick out your nursing home.
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对你的子女好一点。。。你日后住怎样的安老院就靠他们选了。

+ R, W0 a9 k* v* p1 D3 q+ r+ b4 mAlways remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
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记着，你跟全天下的人一样是独一无二的。。。。

2 k; p* Z( @5 I1 ~- `- j$ iTime is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.

- }7 a6 `7 n% e8 e  l: g9 k时间是最好的老师，很不幸的是，它最后都要把自己的学生给杀掉。

# d) S$ c8 J/ t4 rAll men are animals, some just make better pets.
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男人都是禽兽， 万兽之间只有一些比较合适当宠物。

If you try to fail , and succeed , which have you done?
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  z: k/ D( w) q2 f$ O如果你尝试失败而成功了，那你是成功了，还是失败了？
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

许多该死的人还侥幸活着，只是因为杀人是犯法的。