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老外翻译的三字经

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发表于 2006-8-3 11:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初: At the beginning of life. 7 K9 G' B! ^5 q. q$ g
性本善: Sex is good. + o' |7 J4 p3 U5 }" L% O
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same. 0 D9 f( r% q! b7 S. H5 L0 @
习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.
; U! [+ g1 d) V苟不教: If you do not practise all the time. ( k9 O4 n, D$ V" W# o; O: m) R4 o
性乃迁: Sex will leave you..
' @6 n/ T) }+ I& `% o7 \' B教之道: The way of learning it
" ?* R  R* l1 C! V贵以专: It is very important to make love with only one person.
2 j8 T; t! v. i* U# I昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
& ]1 K1 J" V/ R- F" `择邻处: Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. ; G; X; s/ |. S5 c
子不学: If you don’t study hard, 8 G8 q) f% |" B  z
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless. ; x0 }8 o+ E, R% D/ Z4 N6 F! l6 G
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
& W$ {* P) X9 Q+ ?6 G2 E! H有义方 Owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 {5 M% K, A# w  A" o
教五子 All his five son took it
; o( I: T: Z2 O1 H5 l名俱扬 And their sexual ability were well-known.
# Y% g/ S0 D% L6 W/ O4 v, \+ C0 c养不教 If your children don’t know how to do it, # Z* C+ ]& Z* F: B
父之过 It is all your fault. 1 g/ ^' H5 j5 t1 B4 Q
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, ! v7 Q3 V* a4 {/ X# F
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; K" |4 i; j* N) _3 C
子不学 You may refuse to study this 9 `. w7 }; F% r, p, k  R  }2 }- N* N
非所宜 But that is a real mistake & ^6 m$ r, [$ J* Q9 J
幼不学 If you don’t learn it in childhood, . `/ Y( z4 a; @) @7 g- g
老何为 You will lose your ability when aged
6 N2 E( b1 S' Z玉不琢 If you don’t exercise your dick, , r4 L3 ^3 M. e  x
不成器 It won’t become hard and strong. , G8 C7 c# z) f0 l4 ]& B% @+ V
人不学 If you don’t learn sex,
, P6 F  ~$ [' r0 j: e; i, j不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless.
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发表于 2006-8-3 11:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-3 11:09 发表
! b: t/ l: r) v& G$ r人之初: At the beginning of life.
" [* R# \; S6 |& v3 A7 E性本善: Sex is good.
' G7 a" H6 P5 A! Q6 o性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
( {& D  L" E' h/ G: C习相远: But it depends on how the way you do it.
2 w8 a; e6 J  A  h3 u& R苟不教: If you do not practise all the  ...
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服了!
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发表于 2006-8-3 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
春泥是我的好導師。
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发表于 2006-8-4 14:01 | 显示全部楼层
这个太强了~~~~~~" T9 T- P2 u7 `. H
顶一下~
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 楼主| 发表于 2006-8-4 14:06 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 2006-8-3 12:46 发表8 |7 `* |. w( C3 c5 e0 s* _
春泥是我的好導師。
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别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。
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发表于 2006-8-5 03:10 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 春泥 于 2006-8-4 14:06 发表, }4 V! Y4 D# t7 b
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- F2 E, q; m# x别,别,真是老外翻释的,我只是转过来而已。

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此地无银三百两?9 C' B# y; G+ i: N4 q
春泥翻释水平很高啊!2 [8 q) q5 x$ n; ^6 m) `

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发表于 2006-8-6 22:27 | 显示全部楼层
断机杼: Your Dick will become useless% L; M$ j% j& g) [
这句,把useless 改为broken更符合原文,信达雅
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发表于 2006-8-7 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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