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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 6 R8 I; P; D; c" f3 z3 _
Snape: Who is it? % z. Z. B/ I! v, s j4 K# t" z* u
Voldemort: You-know-who!
( F- {; c0 o! i4 v, H5 O, P4 tSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
. C6 s g0 v$ g, s v- h9 KVoldemort: You-know-who!
, s* [! G2 t$ L& ]' ^Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
9 ~* H: N4 L( N; P8 l$ ZVoldemort: The dark Lord!
% z4 H; I6 U- h! pSnape: Sauron??? ; }* J8 S! k: p& f" p9 u/ ^
Voldemort: The other one... % G+ u9 b9 H) f/ J) w: l
Snape: Darth Vader???
8 O& O* _' M+ j' TVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
6 M/ n. g4 w3 t: ISnape: Hermione???? & C! V, T$ F( n4 X8 F5 ^9 i
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* @+ T: j/ G( @5 P1 k) aVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
8 g: \, y5 R* H1 e1 nSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! ! A' f% [" J% ?* P6 k% j; ^
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! . N, T* h& a6 I$ A- Y' V3 `5 k* t3 Y
Snape: So Harry is my brother?
: v, J! V, P. }4 e, _" UVoldemort: Your twin brother! . q6 }) f3 t6 p# b* [5 Y" t8 K9 h
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ' B3 U# Q2 p1 X0 z# _) ~( W4 \4 O
Voldemort: He's the younger twin! & n. P( f, ?' v u
Snape: Okay, no problem!. j( _; @- f& i' p
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u9 T2 j. p- ^; _4 r/ k$ |: fSeverus: What's that?
/ A! O/ y1 ?8 x CHarry: Your cauldron.
+ y5 A! P3 V: aSeverus: What's a cauldron?
* v' B& V, _8 d* d" {1 g3 e4 a! SHarry: Dunno. 0 i3 e P5 ^ w" C4 F! ~$ @" @
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
6 w7 V# z% Z" o* w' m& _Harry: Yeah.
' Z# u2 R0 M YSeverus: You first.
0 ]9 n! k5 E7 c" y6 U+ nHarry: It's delicious.
9 r; d8 z5 ^: q0 j* vSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!0 d1 T. ]$ b# X6 a J5 n; N# i/ a
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