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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. 3 G! [% R& M1 a. T" f% Z# [9 h) p0 v
Snape: Who is it?
/ ^' L7 \$ X, kVoldemort: You-know-who! 0 H% G1 h- n% q4 x" x; l o% D
Snape: No, I don't, so who are you? 0 x& A+ j8 x: k2 n! C7 {
Voldemort: You-know-who!
$ v4 g/ |* N( A" q4 Z4 B* ESnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely? # v, i6 X! x3 x$ T
Voldemort: The dark Lord! ( q3 {2 f \$ D, b, g! q0 Z1 L
Snape: Sauron???
0 O4 G; M+ J$ G; X7 L. v* SVoldemort: The other one... ) p. C5 S2 e; B* \* `9 _2 X$ z
Snape: Darth Vader??? 0 p% G$ I0 j. n& }
Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
( L* X4 h# v6 H0 C: |5 ySnape: Hermione????
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Voldemort: Harry, I am your father! ' i" G. j4 _8 I4 e( z m# Z! T
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! 7 G) L% G5 }4 D y6 S
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true! / @5 G, r0 n# P, Y# X. Z: y
Snape: So Harry is my brother? 2 z$ H, m( I, N, [* w
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
2 J6 _: D* E2 V: E9 o. E9 C# SSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! S: U6 I# B& o8 w" W0 H4 C
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
6 A7 {/ X% p2 |; \& YSnape: Okay, no problem!
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Severus: What's that?
7 |2 t# ^7 } ?Harry: Your cauldron. 5 R/ y* ~& k3 o. `
Severus: What's a cauldron? 8 L6 X; {. x4 d1 g$ ~
Harry: Dunno.
2 I6 i2 a L/ z1 sSeverus: Looks like something to eat.
4 o1 Q( H$ ^8 ?Harry: Yeah.
2 y5 p- V% C u' n, p9 J- Y2 s' S' G$ eSeverus: You first.
' i# Z* P# R# j! d8 n8 GHarry: It's delicious. ! j+ V% f/ L& k E! s
Severus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!$ \. h$ u2 m; d3 a5 J5 H
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