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7 K1 ^: I% F% ^# jSnape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door. & a, c3 f+ v9 \
Snape: Who is it?
2 _ D; t# Y0 y2 z5 b( ~! VVoldemort: You-know-who!
# M' a, V. ^2 I& _" K6 g0 iSnape: No, I don't, so who are you?
; _: A) @2 y5 `* XVoldemort: You-know-who!
, y7 ]- k, K: j, I& xSnape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
7 ]0 a! h% t5 P9 }Voldemort: The dark Lord!
9 g3 ]0 W- ^) n. m5 k5 `( lSnape: Sauron??? * K- @8 w) X% d: j" I
Voldemort: The other one...
+ u; {2 [; W' p @5 \Snape: Darth Vader???
0 l3 n4 ~$ ^* S7 p5 O! m3 XVoldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most! $ Z1 Z0 U, H4 U2 L
Snape: Hermione???? q* ?$ c9 P7 k3 `$ o Y
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. Q% R1 P0 u/ J0 R! qVoldemort: Harry, I am your father! 7 I+ R; F. i5 t0 F/ [
Snape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father!
- a+ q5 h3 j( Q0 cVoldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
% `# M1 ~! K' X( d8 p4 i3 KSnape: So Harry is my brother? 5 K0 d. o$ L8 e
Voldemort: Your twin brother!
$ ?/ K+ k% `( b6 OSnape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! ! i& ~( ?+ D! I! o7 e @ E S
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
! ?. d% e& G Z9 lSnape: Okay, no problem!/ @7 Q' n* @# e d* @1 V0 K
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Severus: What's that? 0 E. F# ^+ |/ m) b1 ]$ f
Harry: Your cauldron.
% T0 K1 L% l$ N6 o$ G) v' MSeverus: What's a cauldron?
2 {4 l3 U; H t( y" l5 u2 rHarry: Dunno. , g" F4 V" ?/ Y' l+ {1 c: G5 x
Severus: Looks like something to eat. - g7 |: W+ z# ?. t( y) e: @
Harry: Yeah.
( |& ` v7 D5 ~+ {Severus: You first.
) ]5 g5 H. c' \Harry: It's delicious.
7 Q# ^4 Q) k/ b1 J! uSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!/ y; N0 P f# O4 |9 k, ?
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