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恶搞 关于教授的笑话(英文)

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Snape is sitting behind his table, when there is a knock on the door.
  G. m  A& F$ s& ^  s* wSnape: Who is it? 3 a, U$ N% o$ ]. M; w( \- x
Voldemort: You-know-who!
* q- f9 v" e$ L2 N& wSnape: No, I don't, so who are you? 7 n2 m9 e" L. M7 A1 `. D- P: w' I
Voldemort: You-know-who! 9 `. U) _+ i1 M: ?/ N' M
Snape: As I've already said, I don't, so could you be a little more precisely?
4 f4 b, R0 }' F$ Z% x3 qVoldemort: The dark Lord! 7 r$ C' F$ b! x
Snape: Sauron??? 6 ^- w# y( X; ~) l  R! E, c. x
Voldemort: The other one... # f9 T% F! q/ v' `7 L3 _! _
Snape: Darth Vader???
' j  k1 _: o- o& [9 |4 }Voldemort: Let's put it that way: I'm the one you fear most!
6 n: o# a9 Q; G2 rSnape: Hermione???? + ~% Y; ^% W( K9 u
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7 `# M( W7 |$ O9 Q8 P# nVoldemort: Harry, I am your father!
( Y4 e4 h5 y" U& ]% BSnape: Wait a moment, I thought you were my father! : w6 v( F% p& _, B- B
Voldemort: Oh yeah, that's true... It's both true!
+ m/ U1 Z8 Y& Q& x% PSnape: So Harry is my brother? * W& g% o/ X  w
Voldemort: Your twin brother!   U7 s1 H/ q$ D& F6 T3 X
Snape: Twin brother? I'm over twenty years older than him! 4 L- q- i3 ?" u
Voldemort: He's the younger twin!
* C/ X8 E  S1 |2 G3 v+ N% `3 E. USnape: Okay, no problem!, @7 A. r1 e& o* w, B3 A  U
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Severus: What's that?   _( J( C" l1 V) N1 y! l; [2 s: [3 k
Harry: Your cauldron. ; F8 I- K3 t3 T2 ]/ e
Severus: What's a cauldron? % p  Q; ]# H+ y) i$ [. J
Harry: Dunno. $ |) V, H6 b! z7 V: g0 q1 w
Severus: Looks like something to eat.
/ _; G8 O3 }% X3 L5 @3 P( E0 F6 IHarry: Yeah.
5 H: u) C. D7 |5 lSeverus: You first. ; Q! j1 ~+ C; @+ t" i
Harry: It's delicious.
3 s9 ^6 `) u+ r! i! D" LSeverus: It's my cauldron. How dare you to eat it?!
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前二个有点好笑, 第三个不好玩。
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