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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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4 ~9 ^9 Z/ K+ k5 o" w+ X2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]( | W; p) ?0 W7 P' b
8 P/ W2 h& Y% z0 B2 A3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
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; Q6 d0 L4 m; W. ?2 a+ G2 K4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
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: P% {% r- t7 r5 I& g5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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% j9 d- f: L* e. @( s) A4 U& T6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 0 s2 R1 z9 \9 ~7 f
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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' Y9 ~: M# _; q3 d. ~' F. B4 w$ _6 c/ ?7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.
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8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.6 k0 k' V/ C3 z
- ?# S2 }/ J8 Q4 ^9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton). p7 L( E5 U5 g ^' h
4 a4 L4 M4 }4 S+ o# P8 i10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.5 w7 x3 o* [% b
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, & v8 U% j" p; F- e. Z* O
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
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your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7 9 \5 c% y6 i7 h
Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill. i, x* M2 z1 |% N: \- B
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12. Gopher = speedbump.
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# D& ?; _9 G2 o5 J7 F6 E. G$ @13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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