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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]5 y+ p2 a v7 } T7 w& v
* U7 t/ c) e M V/ @3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.# \7 Y: [/ u+ U, `
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. 5 \9 d) C' p- P0 A
7 y3 e9 @6 ^& S7 a% x$ p/ N# p" m5. You use a down comforter in the summer. 5 W& r% T: D$ ~" V( [9 l6 S% g
: D; E7 B% N1 @6 u- g6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a
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7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them./ C, P8 M, c3 W& u% z
/ R# o1 n3 N) D/ q# u9 B8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.% ~0 f5 B3 g( N$ K P4 f8 L( A
& O$ k- p+ t' O% A; q( B# Z) r9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)
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10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.( f, q5 y% F8 w. L4 S' Y0 Q# f1 W
+ W) x. N6 G' y! i5 ^0 K11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque, & V& w% x7 b. m" p
two pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35 8 N( {% s# V1 m' V
(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, 2 q4 Z+ W( Q3 n& `! _( L' P
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
: D: |7 i V4 Z2 H) D& Z1 P0 W- }Eleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.; h# t5 L# J9 S F% ?1 g9 T
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12. Gopher = speedbump.3 W, n+ V+ t% X6 R- J
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13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.+ u$ m5 }' S7 K# y% n
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
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