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1. "Vacation" means going to Calgary or Edmonton for the weekend.
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' P8 F S7 c8 B$ O/ Z2. You measure distance in hours. [lately how many movies, for people with the latest vans equipped with DVD's]+ U3 l3 \9 Q. {1 P$ I S& H% b4 e0 T% b
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3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.9 H' B( f1 c$ j9 N% s. L2 `
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4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once. $ {% `/ M5 h5 R% r
! D1 c* p6 ~- ]6 X5. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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6. Your grandparents drive at 100 km/h through four meters of snow during a 2 W" J" {* x; Y1 b& b
blizzard, without flinching. [not many of us can say that though]
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' B- V; f- |8 M7. You carry jumper cables in your car and your kids know how to use them.( |* ]$ x5 k0 T; i
: C9 {' v/ U0 P* D- G3 ^6 p8. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
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9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled. (That is sooooo Edmonton)- o' a" O7 ]. w
" I: Y2 V# |1 V- t) X a10. You know both seasons: Winter and construction.$ y: A& b* c8 ?" W
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11. You are bundled up in three sweaters, a parka, ski pants, a touque,
6 |0 N7 j- E, ?1 h/ L+ Wtwo pairs of mittens, boots past your knees in 3 feet of snow in a -35
+ p% @- J( j( g(-8000 with the windchill) blizzard, your eyelashes are frozen together, # [$ \5 ^: [% e" ?# e
your nose is running, you can't feel your toes, and you still stop at 7
- [% ~2 H6 k, Y" YEleven for a Slurpee on the way home from the ski hill.1 V, z3 t e" `5 c% V2 J
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12. Gopher = speedbump." t/ [9 s2 l7 B3 k
# J% y9 V1 b" ?3 R9 i13. At least half of your family works in oil and gas.
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14. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your r0 s8 E" L c! \. N' C
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