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I am picturing myself in a local Starbucks trying to pick up a woman. 4 p ]" j/ e( X. |, J0 v! E
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Me: "Hey there. You're adorable. I just had to come over and say hi ... oh can I get you a cup of hot Caramel Frappuccino with cream on top?"
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1 Q7 b9 ^) q: Q. i! k4 C' CShe: "Oh, that's very nice of you ... Yea sure!"* h) B# D+ f8 u$ h/ _! Q9 d
3 X+ x1 N+ o5 l8 a$ A" T2 f% g: }$ l15 secs later, I came back empty handed ... "Err, have you been to that Timmy's across the street?" |
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