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All Numbers Are Equal
+ b5 y# F, @# O" T5 nTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
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(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)! \. s W, j1 t9 |3 D. W
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
5 h4 o) B, o9 S a9 \, p. Za^2 - ta = b^2 - tb4 j; [8 I3 f9 }% I
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
$ B J0 _) l7 L$ X(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
+ I4 V2 b" a. Ja - t/2 = b - t/2
: I1 D- b* ?. ~* P% P! x' oa = b & x- F5 a! U+ D1 b9 R' d: P0 ?2 ?
) b; F" ]4 |; F- `So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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