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All Numbers Are Equal
# T! U, C# @2 K4 V! [" Q( mTheorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then " h" u% A8 s6 Y9 A- {. x
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a + b = t
7 }5 n" s# x* q; s/ H3 E) D+ e6 C( I(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
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a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
, h G* q5 N# x, X6 Aa^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4& N3 k. G+ u1 X& P S
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
1 ~1 Q/ y) K$ b4 _ Ca - t/2 = b - t/2
j0 R$ A) D4 N" {+ M$ Ka = b ) u3 T+ [) V I) ~
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So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless. |
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