学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

JoyceAccSG

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.


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0 {* p- t' v6 `$ a$ R0 l, C( O; RThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

& ?- n' J' A' f- y, |3 J' d9 t& U! ODuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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, M' u: ?% m- s6 Q7 r4 `It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.


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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'


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3 W  ?# r: a1 u# E7 \That's when she shot him.

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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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- t: S, c, g2 O8 MWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

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JoyceAccSG

没有人理我？

lhj

JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52
没有人理我？

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昨天看了“the vow”誓约

amybear

晕死，这个帖子我昨天怎没看到
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