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学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

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发表于 2012-5-7 21:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. / A. n- ]0 r! v  t
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.- ?) d5 G% f6 j- a& S% G8 ~
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0 {* p- t' v6 `$ a$ R0 l, C( O; RThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.) D0 u( r! _  _9 g, A

& ?- n' J' A' f- y, |3 J' d9 t& U! ODuring the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'  j" w% {7 n% P- ~- g  g
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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鲜花鸡蛋

npt2008  在2012-5-8 21:49  送朵鲜花  并说:支持有恒心读书的人
鲜花(1654) 鸡蛋(51)
 楼主| 发表于 2012-5-8 16:52 | 显示全部楼层
没有人理我?
鲜花(41) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:13 | 显示全部楼层
JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52 , Z( r( [4 G8 ~7 V  n# X( o, W
没有人理我?

9 e$ w, e( X4 u- W  c7 u' ~不可能,正在看呢~' Y" q8 b8 e# v' V8 H5 O, c0 T% I* V
昨天看了“the vow”誓约
鲜花(670) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2012-5-8 17:24 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
晕死,这个帖子我昨天怎没看到
& d4 T3 I1 ?  Z, [2 X这两天都在挖地,不好意思,晚上空了,仔细读
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