学英语了 - what happened and what is funny?

JoyceAccSG

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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8 A* Z/ T' |6 gIn his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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, c8 j7 V# }$ o. xThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

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4 T5 a/ e7 Y+ L9 B, q2 P/ A0 ZArriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
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  _  {% Z7 F0 T; z: M3 ]During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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" A: t4 U; Q! ~; D' oIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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% y3 t) C( Q/ h0 G6 ?5 ACalmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


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3 m2 l" N' }1 D6 f/ jShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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( o" @' O/ c2 G- e8 P1 DFaced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut



Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!


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JoyceAccSG

没有人理我？

lhj

JoyceAccSG 发表于 2012-5-8 17:52
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6 C2 S  b/ p$ S) m不可能，正在看呢~
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amybear

晕死，这个帖子我昨天怎没看到
7 W# n6 e+ T3 `' o2 w这两天都在挖地，不好意思，晚上空了，仔细读