 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
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This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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" _% A- e% P6 _Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.0 E7 T9 S" q* N1 h9 A8 G L
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.
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8 o1 C0 m# g7 {3 e! Q0 Z3 D! lIt was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.2 j$ v/ K) P& M* w2 w# Z7 m
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/ _0 O0 j, Y& \$ {/ ^Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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) f4 b: z( @3 m4 _, V( WShe explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!', T0 g a: `" r% a- a
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% ?9 p2 E$ {! QThat's when she shot him.( u9 u# }0 m+ G6 A$ g
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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8 `8 L: Q8 a' X4 cWomen are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ; L! f! a5 q# o2 d! Q
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说：支持有恒心读书的人
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