 鲜花( 1654)  鸡蛋( 51)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. 9 @1 d$ c E6 ^
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In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.7 e: ]" ^2 a' q; U, r
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" j0 T1 @+ {$ X5 E9 VThis scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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3 ~5 |+ n' h! _6 e! n) n3 ?Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.+ }( d4 J7 ]$ x' h
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During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.6 V* `) R \6 C$ O% k& R7 I. L/ S
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It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, And informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
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She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
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Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
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That's when she shot him.! L t4 c: y7 A/ \
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You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut
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Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! ' @% T" j+ M& q9 U
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鲜花鸡蛋npt2008 在2012-5-8 21:49 送朵鲜花 并说:支持有恒心读书的人
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