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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
. p7 k0 ]% d" t( o* d" t% @; S- k7 ]2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.0 U+ m- k; O. Q# F) `, S8 d8 i4 z& Y
3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
9 h# x5 `9 h/ V3 ~& E. W0 m4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
, `+ e* _% S0 s% l- I5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.6 v9 q( A8 ^0 W: ^) H* B
6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
( R4 C% v, i, N7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed./ g* r% o5 O2 ?, i; [
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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