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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)$ Z$ i3 C1 F& Q2 Y5 S. l8 K# s- H
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1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.0 Z' B* U! p. N; f) v( v6 m4 v* X+ a
2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
: s0 P" Z( _6 {7 v- v) s4 a3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.- @) H. ?( P% K
4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.
7 A4 m; g- d$ {, V5 \5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
( b. v! L* T' O% u9 _# S6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
, ^" z# X- y) q5 j) ^. x/ j1 ?7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.
8 K0 u% O6 O+ Q8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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9 y2 @( r$ f2 J1 c5 |1 Z2 H4 LMore if I have time ..
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