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Here are some of things about being 宅. (原创)0 N) \, S- Z; o
2 X/ \: x) i7 [# J/ p# _7 x& t* ?1. Out and spend. In and save. Choice is made.
; h; w0 k3 L0 d& e2. Shower, shaving and dressing up are only necessary for 2 occasions: Job Interviews and Free Sex.
% r5 M4 {) _0 g- j7 n6 r3. You will starve to death if your internet is down because you only do finger cooking.
$ _# Q1 S; U2 ^2 n4. World of Warcraft is not the real world. It’s better.* m ]- d; N8 b, ?# w4 M
5. You have friends. A lot of friends. Instead of saying “Hi” and “Bye” to them, you say “I’m logged in” and “Good game”.
- Y% L9 e9 S, A" h& A( ^6. You think the wall will start bleeding if you stare at it long enough.
/ d% n" v, |3 Q7. You worry about your weight. You worry about it so much that you want to have a proper body posture when you’re worrying about it. So you lay on your bed.0 F- t' K% Z' o3 l+ ^9 d
8. You use a 16 liter container for your cat’s food so you only need to refill it once every 2 months. As a result you cat is experiencing severe obesity.
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7 D, k" O7 E+ h% tMore if I have time .. * H5 G. c, t2 s0 |
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