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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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6 t" P4 g4 t& x! NQuestion: What is the longest word in the English language? 6 t9 J8 _  A$ |
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6 N" V$ ]/ R) C( E0 ^Answer: smiles
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Because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America
6 T  q) U7 ^: V+ B; w0 K$ KWhy? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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( N! |; O1 n: ?. dTeacher: Maria, please point to America on the map.
# e! @* w( y6 @1 z1 A6 V1 e5 UMaria: This is it. % h+ N2 i; a, t; N3 V3 l
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
( z9 \7 n; o; F- ^8 R% J% ?Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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6 Q# `  J# V, D$ m2 _6 CA Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
* Z, d7 d3 f$ P. `! B. ~2 L/ D0 d"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
4 h+ K0 B: J6 R% z- xThe Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. ' s3 j$ ~! o% `8 q0 M6 K( `: C
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋5 P" Z; u3 v( s
You CAN say that you think somebody is a jerk, especially when this person is a cop who gave you a ticket. Take a look:
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0 l* @  U. q3 A+ r/ [* ]- v6 M: |A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.# V: I$ m6 \4 w

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Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
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, a0 L7 d% K, S( UOfficer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)7 ~+ P$ t) _( P- C
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
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6 x) I: B% G% k; ]6 p8 z( y* ?Man: What if I just thought that you were?# T4 K3 z3 u: o2 |
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Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑 ) C+ e- Z) e0 P1 N* U5 K3 }2 y
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为什么男人们总问这个问题
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4 ~2 e( g& B3 V. x* H* O# I( D8 g"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
8 V5 I. t" P, I5 y$ w: Y3 B9 ?"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
老鼠在你家里干什么
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A: I saw a mouse in my house!
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B: I can give you mine if you want.
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B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
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A: I don't have bread.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟
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A man is talking to God.
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The man: "God, may I have a penny?"5 ]+ B% z  _7 U7 U: |
God: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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, u! R0 O9 e% A(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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I is or I am
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Student: I is the...
! }1 w: c) r1 YTeacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".; _8 m2 X# ]" H# @# d7 [. B$ k
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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A: An envelope.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner? 7 [6 o& d9 C+ K4 A
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
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A: A blackboard.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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Riddles of Alphabet
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  @  _$ b( W9 N: g0 EA: The letter "g".
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis1 f5 X( y- u7 Q/ E2 N0 x

( K$ z1 }& y$ K9 F# Q- ~补充内容 (2012-5-16 12:51):
. C4 X2 g8 b  N+ U/ c, t: p1 dI did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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同言同羽 置业良晨
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great job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45
( c' c. b9 T& ~: A2 a9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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以I开头造句:
5 A  M0 l8 \2 C, m- u他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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billzhao 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 % x0 x6 W- i2 U
I is or I am
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8 E3 C# t+ [8 N  H& @$ s, c6 STeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

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fushiyu 发表于 2012-9-11 16:22 # g: `/ J4 @7 m; v* n
以I开头造句:6 D1 s1 t+ G- q% G  _& G
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I
7 g$ Q) }8 n" D"I" is the ninth letter
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