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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
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) Q$ W; Z8 E* i$ M* L) Q5 VBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America$ {. E. S5 Z! j: A0 n( E, R
Why? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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! e/ _, S. x% Y" s( p) T/ sTeacher: Maria, please point to America on the map. # ^/ c! L/ a( U0 o$ v) L1 \
Maria: This is it.
; @) ~# f8 K9 W) W+ ~# h! X* RTeacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? . A$ k% T, B7 z, Y8 S5 N
Class: Maria did.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗
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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
- p" ?* B7 ^6 Z$ u. c3 I"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
& H# y5 M7 q/ A$ |! eThe Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
. n% V" L8 x  t, @. ?"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:39 编辑
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  t3 k: K! `1 r# P" P) W你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
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6 h0 @5 {. r; R' W+ I" }Officer: You were speeding.
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Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)/ w2 t/ G4 T8 K% d
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
" B( D8 @8 u9 w/ Y$ w* tOfficer: Yes, you would.+ }8 c9 j$ M& N; ~" H4 b; Y: X
Man: What if I just thought that you were?  B; ]# m( B3 O: [0 i; ~
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Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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为什么男人们总问这个问题
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% n1 i1 b1 ]. b% Z, d"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.3 F$ P, j4 _0 F  y& H  j; u8 b
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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B: Why is that?
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B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
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B: I can give you mine if you want.
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B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
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8 `/ I: R8 g+ s' L% a0 l2 l+ bB: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.  U# `  \9 z) y4 ^3 S1 F
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B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
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B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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等一分钟
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A man is talking to God.
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" J5 K. t" v7 k8 ^  u$ uGod: "To me, it's about a minute."/ `& ]- m) b* V( ~
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
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The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
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She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin. 2 p/ i' r* {: B' c( m' x
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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% v; R* M) V6 F3 pTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". # R$ w" O$ A# p2 m
Student: I is the...
& ]" S- s/ b8 O" q+ a; gTeacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
% {" n' v# ?. y$ wStudent: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:05 编辑
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner? 0 T% E3 b- W' |# J7 q1 }

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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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尘肺???????????
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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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" i3 c  B* q5 c4 i7 V补充内容 (2012-5-16 12:51):
  f; n* \  F+ R! EI did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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/ S$ r& Q9 A6 j) w" K. C$ sgreat job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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以I开头造句:
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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以I开头造句:- w: {" u  U. M" q
他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I9 I' D5 F( N6 o' D0 {; \
"I" is the ninth letter
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