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发表于 2012-4-14 13:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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5 k" g% d3 c7 K. e1 U  Z9 l9 o; p5 r# YQuestion: What is the longest word in the English language?
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# b0 I* z3 A- g9 N* e! l; nAnswer: smiles
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2 A. H, s4 B) m3 I" g3 g2 }Why?
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& _& r8 I% m: O/ w7 zBecause there is a mile between the first and last letters.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
Maria found America
3 }' l" V$ _9 n  sWhy? Not Columbia? Take a look at the class:
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Teacher: Maria, please point to America on the map. 9 g, Z. `& _4 c% c* p' k4 m1 ~# [2 D7 k
Maria: This is it. * s& I, y1 d" z3 F" X
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:30 | 显示全部楼层
The following is an old joke, which is consistent with our Chinese saying 无事献殷勤非奸即盗% }6 e5 W* r4 ~0 g3 c

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A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
& b- k# B0 }# _8 r6 q+ i; n# C% r"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."1 T8 v$ q9 f6 |& U3 x
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman. - Y0 O0 M+ a% S" n. g9 a0 D
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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你可以对警察说,我想你是个混蛋
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A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.8 y) N1 T, n( _$ V1 Q- Z' Z
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Officer: You were speeding.
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Man: But I wasn't speeding.( g7 r4 G$ e2 l& c" c
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
3 r) t. b0 J' ?1 L, L1 LMan: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?8 @7 ]/ I0 A' W. }. u/ Y
Officer: Yes, you would.- c! T$ T6 D, S$ Z* @
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
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Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 13:38 编辑
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"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.7 g% f1 D! d( A* |- c( D( |# f
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:37 | 显示全部楼层
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3 W& Q2 f2 Y7 t) I: R- F( }+ yA: I'm in a big trouble!; j* T% T" O5 K$ m3 v1 s
B: Why is that?
9 H$ \- @5 Y$ RA: I saw a mouse in my house!& [' O' G. d) y) X! E8 h
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap., n7 v8 p' d9 P4 J, v$ X
A: I don't have one.
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6 z& H0 @* k5 J' l4 H: O6 ~& ^A: That sounds good.
1 I; U) B4 D& l' o, |4 E! ~B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.# `2 ^- N& O# R
A: I don't have any cheese.
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B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.0 w( b$ a6 ]) l4 P) X* m
A: I don't have bread.! j6 g- ?2 f! Y4 ?
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:40 | 显示全部楼层
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God: "To me, it's about a minute."- S& s8 k  g6 z$ R
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"9 O6 p6 k* k2 @+ V
God: "To me it's a penny."2 D! c6 K- K) X! j& M7 c
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
- l5 o; x+ n' XGod: "Wait a minute."
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:44 | 显示全部楼层
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player? & S" f: H/ Q- P

- d0 z  V. S1 N( hShe lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.
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(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball and coach have double meanings.)
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:45 | 显示全部楼层
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I is or I am
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" G  ~0 j7 ^4 v$ p8 jTeacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".$ o5 R  ^/ D8 E, s1 C
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:52 | 显示全部楼层
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本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2012-4-14 14:06 编辑
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? ' n+ X$ \( I# {: R
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:54 | 显示全部楼层
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner? ! X( Q( v+ f: F

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A: A stamp.
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:55 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-4-14 13:59 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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Riddles of Alphabet
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Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
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Q: What relatives are dependent on "you"?1 K" }5 O; g) k
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尘肺???????????
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补充内容 (2012-5-16 12:51):
+ ^) ]4 i+ ^( e- M/ WI did not know those sources of the word, thanks!
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3 i, ]+ N5 n- I3 n* t5 W1 W9 |, Mgreat job
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不就是\smile吗
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9楼的笑话没看懂哦?
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shelley.micheal 发表于 2012-8-30 14:45 6 T5 ~8 A( ~- ~( X2 }0 a5 @5 ]
9楼的笑话没看懂哦?

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他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字母。
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9 s/ e- ?. R+ ^7 V$ i4 D7 _Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
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fushiyu 发表于 2012-9-11 16:22
+ t1 k& G1 n& f以I开头造句:
- ?+ d) _2 t  W8 O% N& ^他本来想说:I是第9个字母。但是老师不允许I后接is。所以接了am,结果意思变成我是第9个字 ...
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The ninth letter is I% O2 }* V4 q0 ], u+ g: i
"I" is the ninth letter
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