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( O l! a' N5 O$ a% V E5 q' Y* r4 @6 jEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:+ r" @& w9 c' H. s! R/ G# }1 s
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/
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More pictures are here
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman9 n1 z' Z- I; w9 [0 W' R6 a% @
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. % Y9 c1 i9 S& s4 l; r
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.# A! S* F) d" p' {& x7 p+ g
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
4 N9 S5 F' Z! A#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.7 Z# Z/ Q; v% l& ]( [, t$ [
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.: U' ~2 }( t, x
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.8 \, U$ _4 ?) i+ s+ M; r% P
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
; _* N% U+ k4 h* d#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?$ ^+ S1 r1 Z/ N. R3 U! {* h
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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