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1 {' N) A6 X4 }2 ]/ S f; k0 xEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.2 g" X% m4 _* V& g r# I- Q
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#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
" ^* o e" @ S4 n#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
; ]9 Q; C0 h2 Y% D1 k; I/ r#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
5 {( f4 G5 {# e" n* p8 q9 Z#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
: |- d. o0 z3 E( T* M2 h#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
/ l! e0 T+ y7 V#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.' A5 P& L& r# `' d o5 V" O9 [
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
1 ~/ T6 v: x# }$ E#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "
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