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2 x* ?- z$ D" q+ K* oEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:' K0 ]9 V$ ]. H7 S9 ]: h& z
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/# ~4 j' v* T+ h* W# [
9 ]$ S3 r( t: r2 P0 G3 mMore pictures are here. y; _4 |* ~( F, `0 u( L
http://www.facebook.com/groups/249611405124808/photos/$ S+ D, z7 \" B! p% n3 p
" C% L/ u0 \/ U/ \0 y% A8 t4 e4 T5 ~Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman6 r J* k3 J6 b+ V7 T
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22. ( j. D. }9 |: g. t. w7 o( I2 ]
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.% E U" b$ B( w( j! w: G$ K
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
|' z6 h( E; e( b) g% |# T#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.$ O6 ?4 V' N2 b4 ]; t$ q7 a+ w
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO." }- Q$ U/ ?# x6 }. u; |
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
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4 v {9 e, \7 {3 e( V# k+ r#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
' ^7 T. C- B$ a5 Z. b& ~# C#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.4 [3 Z, T+ \0 k# ], H" M
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "4 @7 \4 y+ b, w* Z5 q
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