This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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1 z- G- ]6 @& KEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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Life is way too serious. How about some gun Jokes.

6 p! j" s- H3 v1 d* HTop Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
4 u5 C8 f2 e1 x4 H& Y#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
$ x6 a+ ~# q9 p6 Y2 r/ a#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
( {7 G' k) C: p, W#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
' Y( ~/ H  l. J) `! B#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
, x. j& y2 ]1 G2 Z#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!! "

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中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
1 ?$ v! G% g; \8 v. U: t6 m 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由

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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

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看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

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白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

8 m" o( s. w, {$ Tthat's good one