This is an old gun jokes, but I think not too many people here have read it.

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( m. e* `! _$ oEnjoy the joke and the handgun picture... and feel free to join our facebook group:
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Top Ten Reasons a Handgun is better than a woman
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
  t# A3 e! Y: y' W- f#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
6 V) E: M3 c' u$ G% x. X# G#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
( B/ ~! _3 \, ]& T9 d" l) f1 }) \#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
8 E9 V: l! _& P( D#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
! v# [7 ^  ]6 g8 B# |9 B#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
* F  j6 C. r' G; W) b, d#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
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And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
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白加黑

中文版翻译过来有些就不好笑了... 试着翻一下
2 _7 @" ?! N" |" f! }. w0 V 手枪比你的女人好的十大理由
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亮甲店

So true! Love the last one!

白加黑

看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

goodgoodgood

白加黑 发表于 2012-3-23 21:19
* w; e0 v: b7 d- ?$ }! A  J1 p看过笑了的，回个贴吧。

that's good one