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Dating process:5 u! S, s% y3 _4 w$ H
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
8 d* E7 \4 d) Z6 months : Of course I love U.
3 W! f- ?) P7 \; Q7 P$ S6 n6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?1 K9 w& m9 o3 M" v
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Back from Work: M/ u8 k! L) u" Z0 o5 a
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
1 O M' o# j/ T7 S9 i0 p& Q6 months : BACK!!
' m/ }8 ?4 c' O3 c% e: z& A6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??
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Gifts:# |' C7 }0 G7 d8 k- a6 `8 v; s! O
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.& x- G, d1 Y5 P# _
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the livingroom.
/ u1 O. [# m. j1 Z6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
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Phone Ringing:
/ C5 j3 x) a+ T) R0 |( _5 q% k' V# |6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
4 k: a2 b$ U6 f; j4 p3 [9 v' r6 months : Here, for you.
. N$ H& \( d% i4 M6 years : PHONE RINGING!!!. Y6 N% E( i* G1 n+ m" {, p+ Y
5 D: L. i% P4 LCooking:
' {4 k) @3 [" @+ v% y* `! t/ \6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!/ p1 l& k+ i" I4 B
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?- n# [/ X7 A7 u) }, n7 L
6 years : AGAIN!!!!9 S8 ]# j2 l o* f7 Y" H) a
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Apology:
! d+ R) a9 m7 v4 p* h7 w, N6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 d& n( P6 c# |, ^$ f$ ?6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
2 s5 I1 |2 s: [, P0 i6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??: I3 }. B: }, O( G; u
' X" j2 g) E# B, ], yNew Dress:
. f( l0 X, A' C) v" q8 z& u4 t6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
- B& H r7 J$ `8 G1 B# L. h, t6 months: You bought a new dress again???
) Y" b% N* N0 L& L6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
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3 Q1 c4 y: k' R9 A5 X3 n5 bPlanning for Vacations:7 T" b: X2 l7 d' A) ]) I
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??# ^. Q4 V8 _: c: g& _0 W
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?6 L# z% z3 J$ e, A" [- F
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???; V) F. M F6 u& T
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6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
f5 l! A3 N6 v6 months : I like this movie." D% M, o! J, Y; `' \
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to
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