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23 ways to tell you're grown up‏

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鲜花(499) 鸡蛋(10)
发表于 2011-9-6 07:27 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 7 b6 f) W) t+ ?& b) p/ y
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1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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$ Z5 n8 ~" r8 b1 y6 ]1 D* O$ ?2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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2 Y( ~: |# }( G/ q; y8 h0 F3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.9 ^7 V6 p% Y  R, J: S: K' o
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.' m* G/ Y8 }0 G) U+ h

2 p+ [' a+ ?/ a4 `1 y4 o9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.( c1 S- h2 C% x) J: G8 A
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.3 {# z! _9 R  H/ P

9 }! v- P+ b6 {  F7 j, l! W12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.' e0 \! V1 s( Q: L0 [4 P1 o9 W3 c
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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4 h( b$ H/ B* A. k9 h7 g14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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% ^  j  O- @) L% o15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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6 j  \+ W7 _* x17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one., I1 C3 B% V, w( G& e* P
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
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7 Z( X3 M! S; l8 t2 s3 I/ x2 X8 A19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.1 x* T4 J( `4 a- ]2 K' y$ L8 ~0 B

; d) T6 @5 J7 S0 h  z* G$ d" @21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(151) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 09:39 | 显示全部楼层
拒绝长大
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-6 19:23 | 显示全部楼层
"Oh shit, what the hell happened?"
鲜花(5) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-7 20:10 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
原来我还没长大。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2011-9-10 15:29 | 显示全部楼层
是不是真的喔,对照一下,我都不知道我长大没
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