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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) h: c. B+ q1 r$ m1 E
. i" M, w- i0 Q4 E7 J. ]1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.: n/ Q8 C& s4 ]9 \1 k! E
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2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.; }, s: X+ I5 v! U( J; \# j8 N
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3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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& i+ B" _; @( @: A M2 v+ a/ B' ?4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed./ @/ T' i7 @, Q4 ~; t+ b
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
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. `! U; h7 m& g, D' C, f, t6 u6.) You watch the Weather Channel.9 P+ }) m! V& m
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.# t; B5 }( D1 j1 _" J
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9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)" v k. Y u2 B V u; W1 d# m
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11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.1 S3 h6 ]3 u% r! i2 y" i
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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* d4 j- T1 ?$ n; \! X13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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$ V1 K7 X4 H6 K; L% e14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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T9 Z- i$ [" W# X8 f15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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16.) You take naps.
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.$ i0 V4 w. b l% m( l* {
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.# x4 A6 n4 U% P: [' _1 [
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.+ k; o7 m0 P$ | Q" D% @
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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( u9 d* {! l* N: n22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 6 k5 N% c# g$ G# V
8 ]6 V9 F0 G% |1 s23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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