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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 ) z, D7 u1 h- b; ~5 d/ D
: h+ j' H) C+ o: H/ f1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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# C, F& A% s! y5 ^) o5 }2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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2 z `8 K, w& Q# e- W0 A j+ s3 l8 v3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge./ t4 a4 L" U0 r$ R) h" L/ @
- m% x3 O$ J& K4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.7 {0 \/ b8 l8 V8 M6 K2 j0 F
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6.) You watch the Weather Channel.6 [3 A' V3 ~1 J" P5 [0 F/ }
, M/ \3 W# X6 Z4 C7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.) {! U! A9 V; T' ?
& x# `' U2 Z" }6 X9 y9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'., W( h6 K- P4 O q( I
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)* c3 L, _$ H; g: x9 i+ p& c
* x6 ~' p: C( I11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.9 \' o7 ^- ?8 N0 P
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12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.: T* e/ p7 c, `& D( n: k
; H! A5 I6 k6 [, [% |13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.
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# M1 Q0 Q/ P% Y- W5 `6 o14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.% x3 E8 X1 |# m" x) X% R+ j
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
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C( A; m, O' A3 u9 x& R: L16.) You take naps.8 t( q0 Q3 j9 q
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.
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18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 l: M' G4 \0 j L" k$ O7 c. ]. w
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19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.1 ~, G/ h b% H6 o4 ^3 H* Y
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20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
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7 h4 A! B7 L. f9 C; U$ b; z22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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