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本帖最后由 SheJing 于 2011-9-6 08:31 编辑 $ k% q0 f+ M, w( U# W8 q3 W; |
+ ^ m+ w X! J8 v, w1.) Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
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. C, i% X5 ]- v! D0 w6 C3 Z2.) Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
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3 t7 q- o9 `; Y# s3.) You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
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1 I/ G8 u. S' j% M+ {3 B ~0 O4.) 6:00AM is when you get up, not go to bed.3 U' [2 t( e5 w# H5 I( z
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5.) You hear your favorite song in an elevator.6 m3 z" Q; H4 Z( w L5 I
' y Q6 ~8 V' b, I# r6.) You watch the Weather Channel.
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7.) Your friends marry and divorce, instead of 'hookup' and 'breakup'.9 y4 G* X' V+ q
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8.) You go from 140 days of vacation time, to 14.: U7 X/ R+ N2 a5 |% Y, @0 M
: t/ c1 i' Z- U, o' g% E9.) Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
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10.) You're the one calling the police because those %&@* kids next door won't turn down the stereo. (And the word stereo dates you too, because there's no such animal any more!)
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, H( h+ Z) l2 c- Y9 ^) W6 a2 M11.) Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
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9 T L- ?5 |: Y: b8 q12.) You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
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13.) Your car insureance goes down, and your car payments go up.! W$ K+ b" T. g, x/ G# v
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14.) You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
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15.) Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt." l7 R3 L3 {/ H/ _7 T0 k
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16.) You take naps. D0 v# i; q1 G+ P
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17.) Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.7 q" k, G4 b& P2 n
! u2 |3 y1 O+ y$ X18.) Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.9 H( l6 G6 D: x' b s
# e# y! x1 \$ M19.) You go to drugstore for ibuprofen and antacids, instead of condoms and pregnancy tests.
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1 J5 t9 m6 G: T q, Q% N6 S) C20.) You actually eat breakfast food and breakfast time.
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* I- r" r+ _" d: @5 n5 O: c21.) "I just can't drink the way I used to do", replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"+ V/ T4 u1 t7 ^: S# z- L0 V, }! J% r
# i$ Z' B C# O' W6 t) l22.) 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. + W1 [9 N2 |/ v, j Z6 S$ z
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23.) When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" |
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