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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....( }: s2 |6 S p* Q$ U4 q1 H
2 _3 }% P' s4 m6 i8 | q1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 4 H/ O, P4 ]- R4 j- m% m$ N& Y
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 2 m2 g! a o0 n {2 |% z* A9 Q
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
/ n |6 \! m% W& Y; u0 A4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
4 b9 }7 @) K+ a! J8 J3 K$ I. z- q5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
% z+ G+ F+ o3 U0 Z0 p/ A( B9 H6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
+ |( X3 i) w* r, g3 s- v7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
9 c( v* x- A0 |- j" z v& b8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 3 L, p9 w- p7 D+ A# P
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
: V+ I9 r- l1 U3 v0 L10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
1 @% {( ]' f! e3 `$ d11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. & d3 d# @; ~* w7 T1 ~
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" ! O, v. z* Z) m+ b, J1 ?0 G
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? [, b& ^; T7 v' l
14. Can I flirt with you?
, |# }% P+ j) g" s8 Z' F$ f2 X, e15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
4 W& g& P. B: U16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if ; O! i0 Q: b$ ^. l. L; i) ~
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. , ~5 Z+ d5 j1 K& F3 O
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
0 T, f& R/ J( F+ x: K+ T19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
8 w4 r* G* \0 O |1 f20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 7 _* n1 C4 F. o) U) F6 e
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 5 Y G7 \) W) _3 @
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. ) T' Y6 x1 p$ b
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ' ^5 g" l m+ \
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
' X+ Q5 W" G# _25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. , e/ [/ X' n4 G4 d
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 7 j5 b3 }/ b9 Z( y" b! b
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
! N# w, I3 y6 d9 x2 A9 m; q28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
3 r7 ^& M; ?$ N: |29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 6 P& U) ]2 s. @" X; N
30. So... How am I doing'? ! |% i5 r* C5 A( R* J1 ^' J
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
, X2 s" s( Q! h0 P+ i: Q; A32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
! o) n' g% ]( P7 u3 C* K- V) q33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
( |3 A7 D' N5 o1 z! O5 A v34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
5 n3 f4 N# C1 E. ?: z& L1 o35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
5 T9 C$ @& z! J5 v' B36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
& i0 f2 x: p) U% V y37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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