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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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3 y: a! l. ?4 \) T3 @1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
F5 [, B/ `0 q- H1 J, L6 h% N2 D2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 1 A, y9 _- E* D- b( H6 ?
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 0 ?; a7 \! g$ q; Z9 k
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] : a$ J3 O* r, y9 p
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- g- `! R. c0 [ e; I6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
) p" U: p/ N+ Z6 y; M$ P/ g7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
3 l( i4 L" r! c5 v) n+ d7 \+ [8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. * v( `* ]8 o4 M- {0 N( g' W2 W# L
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
) F6 {1 l- H6 N* k! M7 z( H10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ! }' ~# w- U( L+ G1 J! c
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. ! ^ e3 j+ N6 i: U
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 6 C* @, I. Y4 G% S$ m5 d# N
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ; s% Q2 e, |" e. v
14. Can I flirt with you? 5 k! Q- R% i. l& J/ z$ P& X
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. ) l$ m$ C. T( K4 H: f0 L# D
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 3 ^- i# Z& l! |, b0 p
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. $ U1 L. z: m3 g$ P3 n
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
) a. ]1 Z: |# }( b f8 D19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
0 T/ R0 Q! q* V5 ?, Y7 u# T3 t2 X20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
3 G) X Z) |& c1 v" e: t. P21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
5 d# \- l3 R" f* t: n22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. 3 L9 ]# |) J$ j1 ^) X: b# c
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? " f; n* S" e) w. Y4 ~
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
/ B+ n" F4 Y* ?& a8 j- k) h D25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. " T& F6 m3 A! K+ \9 `& n
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. + e0 E# N. c* c, w
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? ! t O& Q! E# K8 r2 K/ V
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. 5 H. j1 q# d* _) i l+ B7 _: m
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? ! _# @$ D* L/ F: h
30. So... How am I doing'?
% l/ c9 @) z+ f; K$ a, ~& A31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
. P, x) w% x7 I: W2 W( W32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 1 Q, `* P8 K* e0 h
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 6 f' x. T" h* D1 m8 ^, L
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
& O+ J$ p ?7 K7 e35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
$ a# A+ o i: z8 f2 j8 I36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
6 S* @2 A9 Y# Q* ~3 Z, z37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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