Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

0 x! x/ g" @/ F1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
5 i) r% _- W) G) R$ z: t$ M) D2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
. f$ \3 W4 \4 L  `7 e. O/ v7 @3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4 {. R0 n& S6 T# k& k6 ]4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
% e$ D$ v* a4 E: [7 j9 u3 j" X6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
) Y# k) L& `7 v7 w( U( _7 ~9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
% U" s0 B! x8 |2 C6 J' l11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
5 l! N  u- |6 i4 H* X8 z) t- e12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
8 H1 Z/ L: F9 J13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
. B, J- P  _' `14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
6 h' q: N2 G4 |19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
! M8 n: k& D# q2 `20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
8 v, Q% X% q% h: I+ v- f21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
" @( H. o9 ]7 R: y9 Z23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
3 q; l" O# b  x# _% b25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
  `. u3 x; q5 J- L- q29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  B, V/ r" m3 Z9 t0 m0 a1 W/ l30.        So... How am I doing'?
& }) y# ~: \  ~' R0 [2 i/ f31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
- }8 U6 C  J' b4 N  ~) y33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
) l0 ^) B& ~  Z+ }34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
( k* D; H. w3 {" z8 p35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
/ g; c+ w. o' E% Y& q36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...