Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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& l0 b- C3 X% D3 K1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
" ~3 o- y, B- a+ c2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7 |7 @' D$ h$ I7 V5 b& u7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
0 Z! a7 O4 m  X0 A1 L' R$ J8 O9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
; y: {$ e4 I9 a8 o10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
: i0 x: u9 c9 A4 L# Z, Y# o2 ~13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
9 d% z3 I1 e$ [* v* w: }14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
8 {8 V) L; v8 g+ o20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
) g" c& A1 v- s21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
! x4 r6 H* @; u0 C$ g) W* `' E22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
9 i& O1 f* W* x' i) n23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
0 |' v' k+ W8 ^8 m/ X' M25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3 G7 ?& Z% S4 Q" Z2 W) V" s2 y27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
# V" w1 j: W9 d3 M3 H5 Z# C! q& V29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
' u' `8 V# s/ s6 g* e0 K& Y30.        So... How am I doing'?
2 E5 T4 ^/ D2 q' e" }' U31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...