Pickup lines

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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....

1.        I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
6 ?0 g# y! Y- G5 t2.        Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3.        OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
4.        Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
5.        You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
# P# [0 o) ]+ c2 ?6 S% m6.        Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7.        Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
8.        The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
+ u4 a1 K5 n: w9 `1 L9.        Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
2 x9 u$ w- w- V$ f- V( D/ j9 d10.        That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
11.        My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
6 E3 O% ?: ]- u4 s7 W12.        My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
0 y! i& x+ z# y; A% t3 O$ S7 U4 O13.        Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
14.        Can I flirt with you?
15.        Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
! U. T6 L. r' o6 d: Q7 W16.        [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
* n2 a* W$ m: ?0 U, I17.        you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
18.        Did it hurt falling from heaven?
' z2 Z. E" F1 I  t% [9 F  C19.        All those curves, and me with no brakes.
20.        If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
21.        Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
/ d& D5 L3 f- T) I& `5 F' X, h22.        I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
( M* j4 u. w# h23.        [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
24.        Is it hot in here or is it just you?
25.        Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
! c2 ?( E0 \' H8 ^& l4 S& v26.        [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  s9 M7 Y5 s5 u- G, e& R0 f27.        How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
28.        Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
* w, t7 w6 G+ B29.        I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
% ?0 \. i, }9 `  I$ ]' Y8 g30.        So... How am I doing'?
- B6 L& p, c+ {! o31.        How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
* u, J" O: U2 c, U6 [- R1 R) U, ^32.        [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
4 W. l7 i6 V, g33.        Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
34.        I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
35.        I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
3 R7 I7 L/ d! W* F* R4 D36.        Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
37.        My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it...