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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....- {! r) N/ H# |9 s# x" y1 O
* J }" `8 r- g- u. R% J9 P5 s. C0 e1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
& X9 j$ v l# |: w7 ^5 S! w2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
. P! V( Z* Q& g. v. G# t3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. . t' }- H" t6 Z" Y! D
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
1 g1 C& X8 J1 t8 m5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. ( i, ?3 |% ^, K0 i# h8 M8 w
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 3 q2 o6 t% {, n4 A
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. / L' Q) R2 N8 C* f8 Z, G
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
; r- E+ ], s; K" T4 A' u, `2 n i. w9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
( T8 D) E; R& S, w- x$ Y: Q10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
) l$ s! S$ t) B$ P( b. i11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
2 Z7 ?3 k8 I2 B* ^8 O5 I0 E {12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" ) N1 N$ R5 @$ {0 D3 W
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? ) H% b1 |; K% C+ h; ?( c$ t2 ?
14. Can I flirt with you? 8 p" I7 ?9 |$ V; H9 D% J
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. : y) _9 u$ g- \1 I
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 1 j5 z4 g3 F ]0 F8 ?( J
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. 4 y" { u8 T( {2 t0 h3 \0 J0 w
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? 6 x1 [' U" p; \& i
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. " O$ L9 ~/ q. D) I- S! Z
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? & y2 ]! x0 |/ }- B
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
8 I: [( p, n" p+ ~( n# N22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
7 W3 A+ r' r6 g4 ]$ W2 C8 o2 y23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
. o. {6 H5 c% U5 j24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? * D0 ^' ?- T: r- B
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 7 g8 n5 a$ ^1 T0 s% g+ K8 K
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. : g3 a; M1 {* p
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? ) N6 `3 o* J; {0 x7 A- b4 Y
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. + X9 C, P* L4 ~
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? - `$ P" g5 g8 P" D. b
30. So... How am I doing'?
$ ^3 f3 c4 z: [+ ]; j+ }7 k! j31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? - j- F' [& A! f: n# Q: V! N9 t" x8 y
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
) W& g. s2 r x7 s33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
& Y) I' w7 B4 q% Q34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? * p4 x; d% C9 q- l$ ~
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 1 N" q5 X5 ?( x! i# m
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? # V. t) R5 u: T6 b# L
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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