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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months..../ x+ `, f6 R( |# d4 [
, q0 ` _; r: n" S M# r1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 7 @* e1 S- y+ r5 _0 t
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
( F: e. ~7 e5 z& h6 m5 A' B, I3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
( O& v! j- u* H5 p7 y: ~3 B3 x4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] # I/ h1 S+ _' m& l
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
v6 V: h. N0 A J a6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? + I# z! O, q; X6 E a
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. . z5 D0 B9 q8 Q8 x) Q+ j* S: Q
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
2 I1 j2 p* K4 F; c4 D P0 T( ]9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 4 y: r3 R8 V* m }) Q i
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. & T0 B( i5 @: C0 q5 m
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. - o& D2 ]+ W/ V# z% C3 V9 W6 Y
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
+ ~* n) D# ^ A* B) Z; ]( M13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
# f( ~+ ^. z) W6 k- E6 y14. Can I flirt with you?
% w/ m* R9 Z. w" X6 R6 m- Y15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 1 p' h/ X8 Y+ Q1 O8 r
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if
7 W" j) [1 v+ h L/ D/ {17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
9 f5 D, g# h2 c9 b1 b- V6 l18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? : U# c! Q6 F( J7 S1 h4 q9 r
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. a( b5 y3 `; w; A6 }' A
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? / r. D+ r* _8 U/ D" X
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? + f" e8 ?1 c2 b4 v" F* {3 \
22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
, f j" \% O8 R% i# G23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
+ u$ J" g! v8 _) g8 s, v( i/ z: a24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? : w+ V. v. n/ `* I
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
) y# d& d) v4 ], b G7 Z7 p26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. % o N A5 L" N5 B
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
$ m7 |% ~$ W' k" F28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
- |8 c6 ^! l) U% b2 a0 O29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? % D& f% O0 Y A2 T) `* S
30. So... How am I doing'? 8 n( ~, y. M R( Q1 E
31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 7 g- ~: @7 u) y5 G7 Y5 u6 }1 O6 H7 ?: H
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
+ X" n; } v- {* {& Y: m" k* U33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 6 E' W# R- ~ u* E
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
/ ]! L, n1 h; x; m: A9 b35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. , v2 h& j" p. n- j) L
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
- s/ j( v, P9 h8 x O9 h37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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