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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....' l4 `4 l( ]) E* t( u
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
7 k( N. R- K, C$ j6 _# W% `, V2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ; q- n" C+ r3 T7 r4 c
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. ' q) f: H f4 Q [' l, ?
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
. Y. Z5 q* @' a1 i5 N5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 1 U* O/ p* j6 b+ { c& T" M
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 6 D; t! `/ m4 X# [8 |* i* \. H
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
+ r/ ~: V0 @5 b8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. ) @* h& ~& B/ }. G" P
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 9 J. v9 u' P7 t `/ U2 s
10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. ) h: Z3 F! r. k+ P7 \. y0 M
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
6 a! E' T. M/ m, Q5 H12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 1 |$ k$ z& |6 e- ]
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? 8 I! G _9 K( }
14. Can I flirt with you?
' F8 S! U1 C& }/ B/ s* [! a2 d15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 9 h+ Z* r9 I5 f9 m3 z* @' a
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 1 N/ |: \$ R: a2 l
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. % J- u( |. I* D3 ^. a
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? - K' J) f; e! `8 Z( M- s
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes. ! N9 p5 d L( D; Q2 [
20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
6 ~. b5 {& M' V; c1 p6 [21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
8 v5 O7 ~1 A3 u( m* s6 ~$ [22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. * A- E' I: J% g
23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? ' ]; w: W$ E$ f6 L! f$ v+ q: j+ G
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 6 s1 x8 b7 i5 W
25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
& v" l% [ f: G) J26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. * r$ o1 d A z* ?! A3 L3 V
27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? % m- J3 z1 J$ U+ L3 Z' T
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ' S9 o# q' z4 `: f9 o+ f2 B N1 r2 [
29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
6 R1 w$ U' D @& L30. So... How am I doing'?
$ |1 M x1 K. d' c) m, |, i31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
; ~( X' M3 o4 E. K$ N" W32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. , i6 ~ S$ |5 K- E T
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? 0 }4 I0 O0 u* F& n
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
$ f% S( a* Y6 d35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 7 a0 L. N( D* p) J& T7 K
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
, I! b" V" j" m/ w1 p37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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