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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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& l0 b- C3 X% D3 K1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
" ~3 o- y, B- a+ c2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. $ f# y9 |" W; E. ~1 W
3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. . S( d% q8 c' O# M7 s
4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."] * X' K A% M' P0 \: D
5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. 2 c* P3 s" `0 _; N6 V; c1 g: p
6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
7 |7 @' D$ h$ I7 V5 b& u7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ( L# {' f+ I+ C- h2 }8 q
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
0 Z! a7 O4 m X0 A1 L' R$ J8 O9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
; y: {$ e4 I9 a8 o10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. * k! V! L& X4 r3 U
11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. 5 I* Z% i4 Q# K, J
12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy"
: i0 x: u9 c9 A4 L# Z, Y# o2 ~13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on?
9 d% z3 I1 e$ [* v* w: }14. Can I flirt with you? ! J+ ~- Q1 k# Y0 L6 }
15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 6 S% Z4 b7 T/ X, \) G) T8 e
16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 0 R f+ o5 i6 N' \& @3 R* F/ ^/ t2 k
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. % B$ V, s/ ?) X3 }! r( m: G+ _
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ! k* K# r# G0 _/ @
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
8 {8 V) L; v8 g+ o20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
) g" c& A1 v- s21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
! x4 r6 H* @; u0 C$ g) W* `' E22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
9 i& O1 f* W* x' i) n23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 9 [& b# R0 b6 }5 m$ b; H, h' ~
24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
0 |' v' k+ W8 ^8 m/ X' M25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. . \* X- ]/ x: a) q% f& t
26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3 G7 ?& Z% S4 Q" Z2 W) V" s2 y27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? : M- O, N7 R; T
28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
# V" w1 j: W9 d3 M3 H5 Z# C! q& V29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
' u' `8 V# s/ s6 g* e0 K& Y30. So... How am I doing'?
2 E5 T4 ^/ D2 q' e" }' U31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? 9 r9 F3 Z* ^! E
32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg. 8 i( I6 q( v9 c6 q' A2 e% o# f# k
33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? + O6 y: v0 i/ D3 ^" H) p
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? 8 U( ~/ e+ V, ]9 s7 U6 q' A2 h8 Q b4 C
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 0 c& r' N8 M. v! {/ x5 Z f
36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 6 v, Z% X2 w( Q6 d* q( y# `
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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