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These pickup lines are [apparently] guaranteed to get action ! Or at least leave a hand print on your cheek for at least three months....
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1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 1 q8 g# e L+ B# `1 s$ t, q, n
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3 S+ R# [) e2 A' h3. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
1 h$ [5 ]1 H' e/ V4. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
# d# N6 X- k& U e6 \5. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
$ p! A$ ^& l3 a! t6. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? 9 I- m0 d$ L( D' }1 d6 P6 k
7. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. ! }- {' ^- G( n
8. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 3 S5 j: k @4 [: v% E0 ~
9. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
; L& c+ u0 a' Y10. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
c! q9 |) F/ ?3 y' [8 ]11. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
- z" X3 S8 P7 _2 h& e12. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover boy" 5 B; c7 m- n1 F) U5 A( G! Z2 O5 ^! c
13. Nice shoes. Wanna get it on? # W6 |, g8 R* [9 {' o% O8 i9 }
14. Can I flirt with you?
+ q- C5 b/ I) g& B3 e15. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
# _* ?2 D* I& W$ ?9 ]2 ^5 ^16. [Look at her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if 4 Z# r, N9 o2 A/ n
17. you were made in heaven OR: Checking to see if you're the right size. : g8 h0 p9 z5 n4 u3 m1 h2 M: w
18. Did it hurt falling from heaven? ; ~: w) `' |5 d) X6 ^; n' `/ q
19. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- t' r% |) D: p& `8 Z+ I! M20. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 9 @- M5 g6 B9 Q5 O j
21. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
+ M, L: h9 ?, M2 \8 A) E, t- B22. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
+ O! j2 k' S# R) I5 P2 k& q23. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
' N, G! A9 p9 x, }- }5 J% G6 v24. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
, u: Q7 T/ B) U3 Y2 k8 A25. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
3 i. ?6 x1 X! P5 a: k+ L# q26. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- a* `" d! g9 Y4 ^- e! [) u3 t27. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
$ J+ l/ t( h- C/ e# ^28. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
: e3 x+ z& Q5 \ W, k( s! c$ D29. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 0 U; S% a* i+ \9 H
30. So... How am I doing'?
0 r; j1 b& X; |& ^1 `0 F31. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
( y' E5 U7 |+ j9 ]% T0 _8 b32. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
+ u, v8 K( ~" g' {& p33. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? . @& Q3 F5 K, M) |
34. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? # ?, I" a# d7 J" H: R/ H& d
35. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
4 r3 f, D; A0 R/ q( C36. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? " t, L7 d3 E* u# V" ^
37. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it... |
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