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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. ) I& t/ e! M) \! k7 U- J
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
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. B( g: R7 q& n, hWe have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
\% _; y, w: n' x' o5 Yfor $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". ; A, P- \ l7 d, A7 I
4 ~1 \3 K# K @3 ~The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the ) @- D5 m3 z7 M) B r
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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