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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
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He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the 7 B5 k! z+ a' W. V7 \7 U; t/ }
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
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The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the - F, M! Y5 M3 B% U3 [8 `
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" , _5 @5 j2 j8 V& l/ L
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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发表于 2011-8-21 12:36
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