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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. * S2 ]5 {- }4 R+ ]* s- V7 i* J
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sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
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The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?* f1 B0 ^7 D/ I6 v G3 p S* {
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We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie 4 d) g7 N0 A; N6 f
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". # t( P; t6 m! p, ^8 ~: g2 c& {
1 G0 V1 h& @. z- F1 H, FThe amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
! }4 c% Q1 I: W/ G+ D" pDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" p6 Q0 N3 d, o! A
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The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls. |
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