1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 k2 W" x: S, q v) N
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.! F4 y9 T" u6 N% m( N% l
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? g# F/ s$ s( |, @
Not is you’re a chicken.; k' b9 @/ [: f" J _- f* ]+ n
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? # x; k/ f& o/ n) [3 w8 E/ J The outside. % v; ]0 }4 j% L' `6 ?4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? 3 c! }! J ]6 B, V. J Fry-day! 4 n& X) K+ A$ m2 R5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?6 C: M5 b" G$ H D
No idea.+ p( ~; P# Z3 t4 v0 w9 k- A$ m2 @" x
6.Why you go to bed? % g! G. L% D! B: I+ E/ K5 \: e Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表" `. c8 [/ Z' J6 Z
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 0 Y7 X% r; J3 [9 e6 b I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.5 Q) J* e1 o( I8 W( ?: N Y
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?/ j- W X0 d+ A5 k+ [7 _
Not if you’re a chicken.2 k7 p! Z6 `0 b: R0 t3 L
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表) E' E6 W& x. G2 E3 I: q
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % j8 k) Z W! K2 O
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.9 p l J' H* }( ^
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?4 n9 x) ]# p- k* w
Not is you’re a chicken., W$ E' d; Y9 ?) r5 s
3.Which side of the chi ...
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