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1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup?
1 z3 s2 h' L0 `( F I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.
. D/ Q) Q2 \" b* G' t2.Is chicken soup good for your health?# e* k# D& F" c& t" G3 k
Not is you’re a chicken.
) a# Y/ {5 B" [/ c3 |% O9 L3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?" f# h9 v, m+ t" d( H& E
The outside.0 S! h! D" V8 I* w
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?
- \: ~4 w0 R2 @0 n& }* C1 I Fry-day!
3 L ~( n) f/ H" Q) F) o, l, Q$ O5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?
: h4 X+ P! P% \. R! N& i0 m No idea.; ^) f' L0 d, S* f, D3 \: f
6.Why you go to bed?5 R2 o+ _8 v: K d& E
Because the bed won’t come to you. |
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发表于 2006-4-12 20:47
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