1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % L5 v- q( p8 U: t( M3 _ _
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. + X1 ? k. P) C X& x; o2.Is chicken soup good for your health?' ~" s( I5 S; R
Not is you’re a chicken. 1 t6 x$ ~1 ~4 l! o% ]3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?/ x. b+ r# q3 H9 \: L
The outside. 8 @7 A$ |$ ~0 t, n4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?" }8 b2 [/ J1 W
Fry-day! 0 ~1 I; W/ I( W1 X) B- y5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 6 q( c, b1 D3 e No idea." b x& L& I+ _# r2 ]; [* b
6.Why you go to bed?' O+ C% V' w6 l: M# ` Z
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 + M) F8 w' m: j4 \* H1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? + a4 s. ^/ k' k G$ r; w% Y
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 9 J1 F! H2 m9 o2.Is chicken soup good for your health? & G K) a; c, d& ?, ^( y0 G Not if you’re a chicken.+ ~% s9 [, O* |2 Y& v! `7 _
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表7 F5 W. d( Y2 B# k# k
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : l# Y8 p/ u5 z V I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.: r6 }7 r$ r- [! i
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Not is you’re a chicken.( Q+ s4 P! \; C2 \7 K5 u
3.Which side of the chi ...
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