1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? z9 W% V$ z/ b
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.4 o7 k+ o5 Y8 S2 v3 s$ M
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? . Z0 ?# i0 n8 k2 }" v Not is you’re a chicken.% D0 [. T) \6 |# f2 W, j
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?" j( G8 y6 h f( M3 U/ a" j8 i
The outside.& g/ j1 p! Y& o3 s" R
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? % j2 W% o( z% p8 L o Fry-day! ; I, [7 a$ i$ q0 n" E4 z5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 5 Z1 u8 h9 C( T E' L6 ^5 n No idea. , [9 ^2 Z( X; y! B% E3 J6.Why you go to bed? % S* R' I2 ]8 F+ z- j& u Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表1 l: [- [- X& r4 Y! v
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ i1 W4 N0 E/ x: N' P
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 7 ^9 t6 C0 C7 D8 ~& ?3 |2.Is chicken soup good for your health? S B2 Y# u( E
Not if you’re a chicken. M; ?( A2 F. U3 k4 G
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 " n1 h& v, l8 q% u# d' {1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 7 A( Y. d1 n* l- L; Y% | I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 4 h# m% E/ P! U3 A# U5 l: l7 a- o1 ?2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 3 X' a9 j' K5 k: S/ c Not is you’re a chicken. ! ]: V: `6 ^' @- A! _& J3.Which side of the chi ...