1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ _! d& R# ?* c
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.) Z( }: A0 _/ h. t8 s
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?" d+ P. e0 r4 P/ B$ Y3 U" w
Not is you’re a chicken. 9 o" H% s9 ]0 w& }* e, p3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 0 k+ h! ^8 v6 |: y, H& n The outside., g8 A! e) ^- s9 m/ Y; h0 e; `3 R$ D& y
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? ! d$ g( D/ [9 O/ T3 ]' S4 _ Fry-day!( N; \* E" m- H' k% t' N
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 8 \0 j( p+ O6 \5 M5 u* u- t No idea. 2 r1 A' f2 V# I4 j6.Why you go to bed? / e j! p z; Q( z+ w" B- w) W2 i2 q Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表1 E" U( O9 l, V$ H- X, ]# c
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 9 |; C* L: Q8 o9 Y0 y( w% _7 @
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.8 {3 C. j; }, N, Y `
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?9 M( @. {" z. _2 I4 J
Not if you’re a chicken. 0 @$ R& ~) f6 q4 r( k$ T2 T. d3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表. L/ H- W% _3 v1 f
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 7 |/ O9 f) `6 B4 F0 n2 J I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.) ~7 @; F4 I: T9 E: V2 I
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? j! D/ P# a2 ]# d C I, v
Not is you’re a chicken.( C1 n6 Z2 v; r) T9 K" E
3.Which side of the chi ...