1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : }8 |0 L4 g8 x: @
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Fry-day!0 P9 m5 \0 ~* n! Q0 [% @3 K
5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 3 S9 N& H1 |5 ?( ~ No idea. 8 l. {! V& F& P8 F; ]8 L) \8 f1 a6.Why you go to bed?; T B; R5 M" l6 a) B( p
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表$ y* U9 l! e) c- s
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? / | m3 h6 _" H |0 ~1 E+ n I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. - U7 {6 u% G5 V2 m2.Is chicken soup good for your health?& S( X7 u8 ?1 E
Not if you’re a chicken. " T: d# B; ?! V5 `9 A3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 5 C; s* z/ F' C! t9 H1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ y d) p( j( g9 ~
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. % y6 [( I' |% t/ R2.Is chicken soup good for your health?0 Y+ T7 w( f7 c) p" @' d3 ]( G2 d
Not is you’re a chicken. ; Z+ Z7 `2 g( G* N# x a3.Which side of the chi ...
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lol