1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 w. T$ L- @3 G+ d) ~
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.* o5 _1 B& \7 Y! u9 ?/ j
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?7 U- E1 z4 @" U! i
Not is you’re a chicken. , P; O& l1 H: T' e3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?) n8 U' Y2 V; P) f6 s
The outside. # K9 @1 V1 F! t7 a4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?: b( e6 ~# v5 C% n4 p/ ~# X
Fry-day! 7 [' ^5 s5 s% R! Y2 Q5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? 4 N( m+ u% |$ x6 a* H) P( P No idea. 1 Z+ }! b1 f# O0 H6.Why you go to bed?9 Y; ]8 h. O' x: K% ?
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 9 `# g- B. @3 U1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ S0 d- {/ a: D" W8 K( U/ @* G I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.3 a. M! N& ^5 R3 H) T' r2 H
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?% c" \6 c ~0 B; }
Not if you’re a chicken.! U( K9 j" x9 D% i N
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 $ V8 b2 p- w7 G/ l' Z1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? . t, ]' a0 d E' |# r' v I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. 8 U9 n2 Z/ b6 I$ o" l2.Is chicken soup good for your health?# l7 q9 \! }0 J
Not is you’re a chicken.% f l: z7 e0 e" w
3.Which side of the chi ...
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