1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? $ Q6 n& U6 X& D& \6 \( K% x5 z6 E
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. ]6 J, O" o% L* p7 [2.Is chicken soup good for your health?( D. ^& W$ {" r8 G7 d# Z8 m! ~
Not is you’re a chicken.# n7 x0 _ t/ F A' B9 R& a) ^1 w
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? * C( Q3 W% A' F" L The outside. 7 O% R/ O" }$ A+ |3 K4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? - `" ]" m) v6 w) o Fry-day! + d' |8 t! a: N h9 ?+ Q2 `5.What do you call a deer with no eyes? + m0 b$ R3 Z. }9 _# v4 L No idea. # Y; @" u s& Z: f: r- }6.Why you go to bed? + m! k: v2 x/ l( J- `' D" S Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 3 }0 n! k0 T& K. H: e& _1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 3 c. K* B, p$ G5 ~" j J I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. * R: G1 n: H0 s6 x2.Is chicken soup good for your health?& a$ u9 F0 t4 \- _! `, s4 }
Not if you’re a chicken. h* o( r# Q+ i1 H3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 0 S) M. {( s! J S; k! o9 y, _1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? B" F" j* i0 Q9 S5 B1 G I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. * F9 z% b: Z2 R# _/ [& M( s! X. G2.Is chicken soup good for your health? , N3 ?! |5 A* t( d9 V) b3 c9 r9 _2 G Not is you’re a chicken. # w7 m' u* P: }. k4 s3.Which side of the chi ...
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