1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? % ^# I0 e. s% ~! N5 g! Z& b5 ^
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.. P; m; X% ] @- r4 q6 C+ z
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?5 c: p0 e/ w0 E* Y, C3 s
Not is you’re a chicken. , d7 T. K$ X- { n% E( ^( ~6 }% _5 n3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? 2 T: P1 v- E2 k* C$ R1 Z( U The outside.; r& F! o* W! t0 R
4.Which day of the week do chicken hate?7 ~2 y2 e; \* v
Fry-day! * j' Q+ m I1 F" b' B0 {5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?) Q) n9 A6 R' t- U4 [2 h- \5 H
No idea. " R6 n" l' D: p M$ f& I6.Why you go to bed?% e0 \2 f) n1 Y0 [3 D; G
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表4 g+ z3 i3 W$ D
1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 2 B; S% f9 q" b0 c
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.' i/ e9 C. r9 v
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? 2 f* t# o$ F# b Not if you’re a chicken. , F9 D* [. F6 y+ k/ u' u# @+ x3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 7 P6 M. ~/ G* i* H. n& w1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? : T2 I2 l3 q4 D! e8 f$ i! \5 |6 ^ I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist. , w- t+ b' `! }0 {2 j( N0 Z2.Is chicken soup good for your health? : w( s6 P& L8 v Not is you’re a chicken.6 H5 ?# X. X0 O+ E
3.Which side of the chi ...