1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? " e D: _/ t; ?2 @2 t; K
I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.$ D k8 H& t/ U2 \5 x3 z' q( v
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?, h& p! d6 A1 e4 C3 M- x
Not is you’re a chicken.5 m2 }( J7 T5 P" H2 f* G
3.Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?9 z! Q$ `) H' Y8 E
The outside. ) D% l6 H( R: n0 `; {- l% V4.Which day of the week do chicken hate? " u w6 r7 H/ ^' m Fry-day! ' Q' e! M) x) F0 C: x/ n5.What do you call a deer with no eyes?/ t" _; O3 ^3 e6 e
No idea.) m% Q$ f( P/ j6 d
6.Why you go to bed?! q; D& N7 y% r- s$ i" K a8 R
Because the bed won’t come to you.
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 7 ^. k" { f: l) R" s: J! k1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? 4 o' m2 J- T; ?; u! T I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.' D: i% |& \+ s v; C
2.Is chicken soup good for your health?3 L0 D8 [0 w7 H
Not if you’re a chicken.9 f, P1 f& u8 B+ |4 I7 q& {
3.Which side of the chi ...
原帖由 RuneScapeMaster 于 2006-4-12 20:47 发表 * ?, O5 F% H' f* N) ?1.Waiter, what’s the insect in my soup? # n7 |% W. C. @8 `7 T6 `$ E. T8 B( p I don’t know. I’m a waiter not an entomologist.( u" ~' O& q l/ f* }; Z
2.Is chicken soup good for your health? , `! E7 S7 J3 h* a, ] Not is you’re a chicken.( E$ c) ]+ `" p h+ C' r8 X
3.Which side of the chi ...
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