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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
  z. J( b& m( K8 w) {5 Y>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
/ ?/ J' ^, R) t! G6 \; p>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a - ^% L" ?4 A, R- ?
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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7 f+ l9 {8 `8 d6 }5 q& W5 U>>             IRISH WOMEN:7 g1 S, L- a: A0 x
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex." O! q. z  W  ~9 |
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.0 j: k: z$ w3 v7 o! ~- A
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
! W2 f4 [; k3 ]# y1 Y>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive 8 k4 G% }+ ?  `! Y9 c* K! ]" j% @/ C
>> restaurant.
: p, W8 S. Z8 [: n( j" D) |" \>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes & {* N4 q& F6 g3 M2 E: j4 t
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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( ?6 v, p: J, Q' W>> a 3-carat ring.( c( e+ r/ D9 v6 B  b0 R$ D
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate ! g, U7 M. f! N$ Y# ?; g
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>> thought of having sex.- ^, B4 l* z* Z! I' P
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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. V& z1 K% r( `+ @5 q7 Z3 {>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
1 E7 }3 L  o9 V; `, z/ D>>             First Date: You get terrific head.- O7 x2 z$ y8 H! J7 u4 j
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.2 r* ~" h& D( e4 t8 C
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:( a' I! T% J% ~' j- y( X
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
! O+ P. I7 n5 A& x& D! Y>> nothing happens.6 k. Z/ H. X6 @) x$ W
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. * C( h: T8 f9 _/ k
>> Nothing happens again.
. }7 F. D! ]8 w& T9 a) R4 p1 q% s>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and " g$ M+ s* f' }/ @" x+ U
you've
; {! u6 S5 H' D>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:0 X0 @( O( ^. N8 e  }; a
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
+ f: t% m; j; P% I: U>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
4 o8 @2 j; L" v  l7 p$ }! N7 k>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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9 S0 g# u: E( t# \>>             BLACK WOMEN:! `3 t* n* N' Q! d$ _1 y& G8 E
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.1 o! F' Q6 d* S3 M1 T8 n$ K
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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* B8 L; T0 S1 A6 g, ]>> expensive dinner.: e6 T2 }7 k! A$ K2 L* W) z' }
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
+ F3 Z1 h0 f! n) y/ q2 a" h3 ~>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.1 e9 _' e1 v; o* K
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
# E- A% I( L9 b) D% m& T  V- S>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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1 ^/ B$ O+ R; D>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
; C: ]# E9 y0 X! U  D>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
: Y& E% I. c2 D2 ^+ Y>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
  m/ J# F( G  M) N2 q1 [; Pfather,
/ q" R6 c  G7 C, H+ O2 P" z>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
* Z1 i3 Y6 T; Z# @1 y$ `>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her , N. e) I) D6 F% H; s7 ~: V
sister's
# n* ~0 Z0 |, o- Q  Y6 d, o>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
: P2 A3 W& h2 `9 ?* p" B; Zfor
/ v$ j  c4 Z, x: P. s$ G) s  i5 T: D>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now " ]8 u  U2 g  C. }! @
looks - i! o" d& d; Y, k( W  w( Z" T. Y
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
. }2 v0 x7 @2 ?, }) n5 y>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, ; u% K* D# |9 Y* ~
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
& g& w5 N2 m/ P! h& Z+ `>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.7 s# j! b( J6 D) n! c
>>             No third date.
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