Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
; U! @+ ~) y0 y2 H- H9 v>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
8 s, _( \8 r/ u>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
5 o. s9 M- ^2 A, s; q3 k5 S/ Ybit.
  n  v* u- Y2 h# G. p# I+ t- B>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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5 r0 [6 B0 O: X4 b; p, s: W1 j>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
* V2 `- v3 b0 o# |* \0 V5 W>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
: q' z6 f6 \0 Q& ~& Q  G>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
- Y- P% U/ v( C  Vinsists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
, n2 p; R" m& w" M- R1 y' A>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
8 U2 `3 `  G! K>> thought of having sex.
& {- d$ g) ~9 N6 a+ S) |>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
: x8 {2 W; V7 l! B- O>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
& r7 j1 q8 I. R6 u+ B>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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/ i6 n6 E3 f! w1 Q# z>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
# f$ |7 \; l4 y& S# o6 ?& ^$ w>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
. c* \' c9 w9 |4 U0 Y# byou've
5 Q9 }/ v( t# x5 U( s>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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0 Z* a6 f2 e! g: T; D6 _>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
5 [, y# O& m1 ~& i>>             First date: Meet her parents.
0 [& l  V! F" W) @- }/ k>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
0 E/ w' z4 U4 A: F1 n>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
9 l% x, v/ c, ]  ~9 b>> expensive dinner.
/ K8 b3 D3 s# Q0 n>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
  U% M* P" C" a- P  P! V- _* f& {* N>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
- ~9 F' [! f. j9 J# |# O>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
7 M/ A( G# H+ _2 ]3 ~  e>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
& K2 l) }: \; J0 W- Z8 d>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
- d6 G1 y: i9 l* n) A" ~0 Y>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
; R+ v' O* D/ u# Q3 ~) `>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
6 P/ i! O0 M# _3 r/ {) U1 T" ssister's
+ w) p: G+ m4 `9 p+ I" G>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
$ T% j% W# `3 o& |6 {- L>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
. G8 ~1 z9 o  _9 b1 P* j+ N  O# \>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.