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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
, Z; D( x8 @. n3 o* B>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.. p. A1 |! v" k8 E# C3 W- ]+ N1 l1 O
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a   U2 L2 w' z2 L# x. D3 T
bit.
; v- G. T$ T& n, b1 |6 I5 I# w>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the 6 N! z& J# W( d/ N9 i1 P
missionary ) Q; }9 i7 |8 C( U: k
>> position.; b& z( P1 ?: {' o# V3 c
>>
' P4 E- j: Z7 ~: i9 r7 D+ _, j>>             IRISH WOMEN:& y2 s! M. D: l5 L$ P& o
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex./ y. T" M2 Q; |7 Y: X, e
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) Y1 C( c& V5 W& M' R>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
7 j  {+ d5 x' K! h7 q>>
5 r; d& {+ ~! H5 M' w+ i) k0 Z>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
& Q% L. F( j; M7 Q# |# v" w1 Q>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive 0 o6 C$ t' U  M4 M3 u, k  T+ `
>> restaurant.
$ ?* s' I  a6 m- Z5 o8 l>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes $ I3 |& {) l! [( i; o
spaghetti
# \! H% _) x, r, M- C& B: v>> & meatballs.
4 B2 i8 |  l- M/ X& S>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
: z6 _% i8 Q4 u9 M) }insists on . Y7 P8 q+ T4 M5 R: [% R8 i
>> a 3-carat ring.
/ r1 {" C% U* F* E9 c>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate 4 F5 i; Y$ o! u3 b5 s
the ! L+ ^5 y1 U; ]+ L
>> thought of having sex., w. _6 O$ }) }9 e7 S& _9 S2 i& B
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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; V1 ~: q$ K  o/ ?( r. `4 Z>>             JEWISH WOMEN:! @& R* U7 U; V% U/ o( _
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.% ?- ?% F2 E/ ^2 h. x. R: h
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
2 G2 O! K6 F1 |3 ]>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get 5 q, W- a" t1 c  w- `' p1 m( B. K
head
5 ~7 \) y5 k# g/ {>> again.
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2 V1 s4 p  a3 _. \' u: M5 `- t>>             CHINESE WOMEN:8 ~2 f& g/ Q9 k" U. x7 p- w" E
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
- n0 h7 j8 s3 L- B# ^>> nothing happens.( w5 F+ C; s- ]! X% l( p) h
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. 9 X" R) Y" R: g* c$ Z" J
>> Nothing happens again.
5 ~9 ~2 U+ U3 d" D0 A>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and & x0 i( L5 m. `
you've
% E$ q: h/ e; f% E>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.' d3 Z% b) R) U! l$ ]
>>
- C' B" L) n+ d) [4 B>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
) z. E$ c: I% O1 \>>             First date: Meet her parents.9 W% x5 m% \$ W; k/ V( a) w$ m2 V
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
+ e3 A0 d$ \% i$ r: A# N5 c7 l! z>>             Third date: Wedding night.# C% c1 M# O( U, h
>>
6 \+ N  [0 G9 h  h4 B>>             BLACK WOMEN:
# Z, F5 y4 H* ]8 C>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
' B* y$ d3 d: z4 m; X0 H>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
' l  i; e" d' Q8 j! V7 lreal $ r; `& g! d2 }$ Y/ ~5 k3 ^
>> expensive dinner.3 O* u4 u* e8 _! W- `/ u) A. ?4 n: X
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" q" V$ k9 t7 S9 ^, O  [>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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+ i6 u$ W- ~7 f5 v. i6 n) c6 V# w>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
: W* E6 m6 [! \6 a8 h( |9 i, {7 R4 n>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
( h3 }6 N* \  A+ h2 Non
0 ^/ z0 S! T% b- Y>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
  F6 i" g/ ~' e" W( K$ g5 z2 |>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
4 f9 u, h: Q* U, q>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, ; p3 c# B6 f1 B5 i; K
father,
+ \% B: e# k+ t0 q: V- ?>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her 1 C2 H# C7 }* E+ {6 E4 d
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her 2 `9 O4 j4 l4 R+ H/ g
sister's
$ c: T8 J) M3 ~4 n* {4 \4 T>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
0 W0 @7 B  \* \- afor
1 b% P  k# v3 p7 s>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
6 N! V2 y0 N3 ?% ]  U/ K9 ]looks 9 s: w6 \/ v4 h1 C0 e1 ]
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>
' Q9 R7 c: m6 p8 S1 K- b>>             ARAB WOMEN:
. i  ~* m' C1 N, d>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
/ i0 [3 l7 k+ u$ {. Y6 j>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.- E6 y: {% t" l
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
& j) _8 T2 s/ A; c0 Y& m>>             No third date.
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