Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
  z. J( b& m( K8 w) {5 Y>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
/ ?/ J' ^, R) t! G6 \; p>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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7 f+ l9 {8 `8 d6 }5 q& W5 U>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
! W2 f4 [; k3 ]# y1 Y>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
: p, W8 S. Z8 [: n( j" D) |" \>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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( ?6 v, p: J, Q' W>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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. V& z1 K% r( `+ @5 q7 Z3 {>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
1 E7 }3 L  o9 V; `, z/ D>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
. }7 F. D! ]8 w& T9 a) R4 p1 q% s>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
+ f: t% m; j; P% I: U>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
4 o8 @2 j; L" v  l7 p$ }! N7 k>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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9 S0 g# u: E( t# \>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
+ F3 Z1 h0 f! n) y/ q2 a" h3 ~>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
# E- A% I( L9 b) D% m& T  V- S>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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1 ^/ B$ O+ R; D>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
; C: ]# E9 y0 X! U  D>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
: Y& E% I. c2 D2 ^+ Y>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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* Z1 i3 Y6 T; Z# @1 y$ `>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
# n* ~0 Z0 |, o- Q  Y6 d, o>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
. }2 v0 x7 @2 ?, }) n5 y>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
& g& w5 N2 m/ P! h& Z+ `>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.