Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
& ?( y+ ]& i1 l/ x5 T>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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9 z: l6 @2 `( [& e, L; R+ W>>             IRISH WOMEN:
( F4 E6 [4 T) Q, X4 ?# }, j>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
* D% E6 e" Z* G5 S4 J+ F8 k>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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5 U( P' I8 Y* N>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
* ^2 F2 j; v, k6 Q9 Ginsists on
/ }2 _( q5 ]  p. q>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
1 g% Y4 N) c- ^3 ]( l>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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- b' p% V# Q& U4 y' S/ P>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
7 l, ?/ W4 B/ i/ D; {9 e>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
6 T+ f2 Z- d& \+ a& x+ {>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
>>
>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
2 c. ~) n. Q0 U$ W. Z>> nothing happens.
& U$ I/ r! q8 K>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
( D2 \- B9 C1 ?" b( E>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
* m7 E* V* k6 x% `6 f2 E2 ?>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
) L! A- k; A8 P; x' J, T3 H>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
$ r: u8 n& y9 f/ ^6 Z>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
+ S7 _( g% u& I! F. }>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
; F4 ^/ |" c# m% K2 ^>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
) I, q# r0 P( ^>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
: M7 U0 d' p) |>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
, f+ e$ i  i8 h3 csister's
; H# o/ P+ ^  ]: N4 C2 N( x% w1 k>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
% O3 @" f4 k- {4 Afor
5 ]' i; A4 c3 c" h& ~>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
: M6 }. H4 A) V! {>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>>
>>
0 h4 z6 ]& {& l5 m2 w8 T>>             ARAB WOMEN:
  e/ V8 P0 G. T" M7 `>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
1 X3 S! R# d, c2 N>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
3 f1 B4 P+ `) r( v( p7 \0 p0 m>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
/ v+ K/ L% M0 D>>             No third date.