Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
- P5 i0 n4 o( E1 u0 c>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
3 }* K$ z& J* b>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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2 P- n, N% M. w$ a4 W* e, S8 \>>             IRISH WOMEN:
% J" P, Q# _3 l; _4 _! [) n+ G>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
  y* }, _9 I  V5 e: @, l>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) @0 W% A, e" F5 z>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
" m3 F' N. }! }% h" t  I4 Q>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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# n' |) s  }; k$ \>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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9 Z8 W9 Q/ s- }>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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# y" P# ~! l, B; I>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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* V  H; n( L7 R: Z>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
7 C5 Z8 A0 L2 i5 `2 g>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
. E& {0 x. p$ |" L& L" L& P7 S>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
1 u. g, W( P6 G>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
! }9 }5 Y6 f4 P0 [7 d* h>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
( w; ]( C# ^' A- D% m>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
, q8 |8 y6 Y4 j2 P/ yyou've
/ Z! s  K/ T2 S* q4 t) V4 `: j>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
>>
>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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4 x- k" J9 N4 ]) d7 d3 Q>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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7 a+ f; r2 g. }, ?/ a6 g5 T$ }>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
! C% \6 o% V% S! }* a+ T' C>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
6 j; p. |- M# A$ ~! f! A' }>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
; h& L% h! x8 X2 H+ `/ e7 ^>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
: [0 [4 A: U" _+ dsister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
# R& e9 N7 A3 e" F$ S>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
& E; l1 x% |" T3 X1 F! ]9 b0 B>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.