Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
# D$ U6 Y; ~$ i2 u>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 R) }- R% Y* |>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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$ j$ ?# \$ S6 E- X$ r9 f: ?>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
4 Z  g+ E3 }6 d) C7 P: {>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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6 ~* ?( `0 {# [6 w2 ?>> & meatballs.
7 r) L2 L3 t, Q9 W. k  s>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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1 W4 Q: a! E1 A$ ^, f% C>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
" [, d9 p2 n7 j- {6 \( a  Q>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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+ M' }6 u4 ]( J9 g>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
$ N& F7 W3 h7 n) m>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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: k8 k' |- k9 k3 W( _( F% ?>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
0 }- L8 `% C* P5 ]3 R>>             First date: Meet her parents.
6 W3 T9 U0 k$ L3 C( Q$ x" K6 e' Z% x>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
1 b/ I1 \8 W- _* g, K+ Y$ E>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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2 q5 w6 @1 |! R7 C. R>>             BLACK WOMEN:
* }2 I0 K1 M$ D0 d) h6 l. h>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
/ E, @, L; p) e& r>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
7 e' U0 [! k" w1 m) e. I>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
$ ?% P' j9 G( G5 w>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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; E& C! P- I/ P  P) U) R/ U* E, ^7 ~>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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0 p: E4 D  U, X. u& |>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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9 [1 D* d  t( \3 r" g5 s) n>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
$ t) [  g8 q$ S1 c+ ]) ?2 N1 q2 n>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
8 u7 t  }. P( q- s) ~$ K1 S& S: T>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.