Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
, Z; D( x8 @. n3 o* B>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
; v- G. T$ T& n, b1 |6 I5 I# w>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
' P4 E- j: Z7 ~: i9 r7 D+ _, j>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) Y1 C( c& V5 W& M' R>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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5 r; d& {+ ~! H5 M' w+ i) k0 Z>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
& Q% L. F( j; M7 Q# |# v" w1 Q>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
$ ?* s' I  a6 m- Z5 o8 l>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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4 B2 i8 |  l- M/ X& S>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
/ r1 {" C% U* F* E9 c>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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; V1 ~: q$ K  o/ ?( r. `4 Z>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
2 G2 O! K6 F1 |3 ]>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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2 V1 s4 p  a3 _. \' u: M5 `- t>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
- n0 h7 j8 s3 L- B# ^>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
5 ~9 ~2 U+ U3 d" D0 A>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
% E$ q: h/ e; f% E>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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- C' B" L) n+ d) [4 B>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
) z. E$ c: I% O1 \>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
+ e3 A0 d$ \% i$ r: A# N5 c7 l! z>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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6 \+ N  [0 G9 h  h4 B>>             BLACK WOMEN:
# Z, F5 y4 H* ]8 C>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
' B* y$ d3 d: z4 m; X0 H>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
' l  i; e" d' Q8 j! V7 lreal
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
" q" V$ k9 t7 S9 ^, O  [>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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+ i6 u$ W- ~7 f5 v. i6 n) c6 V# w>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
: W* E6 m6 [! \6 a8 h( |9 i, {7 R4 n>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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0 ^/ z0 S! T% b- Y>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
  F6 i" g/ ~' e" W( K$ g5 z2 |>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
4 f9 u, h: Q* U, q>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
+ \% B: e# k+ t0 q: V- ?>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
$ c: T8 J) M3 ~4 n* {4 \4 T>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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1 b% P  k# v3 p7 s>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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' Q9 R7 c: m6 p8 S1 K- b>>             ARAB WOMEN:
. i  ~* m' C1 N, d>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
/ i0 [3 l7 k+ u$ {. Y6 j>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
& j) _8 T2 s/ A; c0 Y& m>>             No third date.