Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
, L6 S( e4 t2 a1 I" t' W>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
4 ~( S1 h$ N! p! h>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
/ H% B0 M% y% W0 R8 h& t: m" J  m. J>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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% n! F) m7 L; D1 ^$ X! v/ ]>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
* x3 y( D! l/ \, ~) a>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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6 {1 E6 ^* z) J1 N. J% k>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
9 [* y9 @' ^* D( `! Y9 Z>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
$ ]2 p" w- j  O# a7 X. O, z* R>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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) K" h. B. K8 }" q; C0 u' b>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
8 @- g, s4 x' F3 u% P3 ]6 p>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
- H8 V% U& \8 ]) j# _>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
6 ^2 x3 S' y; H6 \>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
1 ~6 \( e! ]! I# z- L2 \>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
  ^8 s: N  b( D% Y; x>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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4 b9 |$ D5 L7 ], k- `>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
1 v" B* Z2 W& ?- Y4 K0 p# I>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
, @) A0 E; K' n: F9 R0 x; w>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
6 ]4 Q* j' B/ U; k- ?" y>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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! ^& N* T; U, E# L# ?8 j  J3 ]>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
# R" m: p, `- h" N. K, H1 I3 l>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
, ^% T) n1 E; z4 V0 w: I>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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" x! m+ B6 x- S1 C/ b>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
+ }1 |" P3 L$ x; S8 ]6 \' [>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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5 D6 z3 L9 f) T+ e+ \>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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* o6 w4 a1 [0 o! D5 j7 N>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
  r9 ]* t, q0 |>>             No third date.