Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
1 {8 G0 v( |& s) C( c+ J; p. j>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 \1 \& \3 S- W! {>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 u: }# i3 H7 c' R2 }% |4 a>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>
1 y: {) ^; H- G>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
/ l+ I% @6 a+ Y4 }>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
>> & meatballs.
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
& d* Q3 M9 B" S8 i9 u" K) @( S>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>>
>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
: q7 R6 T# t' i* z' i# W+ G>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
  J( K  H$ l) [: n! U+ `>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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4 ?" k3 Z2 i# {1 K* R: V3 l>> again.
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$ Z0 v0 r% z7 @0 |' O- {- ]>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
- j/ v7 o& p' x: G! r; Z>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
3 M4 Q& z2 c7 h# E- T3 B>> nothing happens.
. O% q! X# T% }7 G9 E, Z! e>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
% @9 r0 k& m& _0 @  T" X# l>> Nothing happens again.
  n# K/ e2 J$ p: R& k( {>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
  v$ N; t% L; _* E( Wyou've
$ N9 B5 T& z$ A6 o9 l>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>>
( J, o; t  X& {! \( V$ K$ v" l>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
6 t* S) P1 ]0 R7 o) ~2 f# H>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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% V8 p4 ^6 @# I5 q8 Z>>             BLACK WOMEN:
6 ]3 X  F7 K% i0 {2 E>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
; N3 N8 \0 D0 N  k- X% l; ]* l. p>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
; `% o9 P. c; x/ F# i7 {>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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8 v2 P, x- h+ N& N1 P) b>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
7 i5 J3 R/ T) g0 x) O6 afather,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
# d; U* s( w  G/ x  y>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
) y6 s, W8 a$ L6 i. Q>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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. N' N, X* @# F0 Q! Y+ u>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
) B' V* E. j" b>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
( }- h  q4 O. j: t2 c>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.