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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
1 {8 G0 v( |& s) C( c+ J; p. j>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.% m+ @& b+ o" O! l
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the % D- F8 D7 P! S4 s1 V8 r
missionary * G7 z5 f8 U9 q7 i3 f
>> position.& t/ ]' c! N6 a+ X- J1 T& {
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:$ N9 S6 F/ }$ v
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 \1 \& \3 S- W! {>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 u: }# i3 H7 c' R2 }% |4 a>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.4 I+ V" e9 b) A  W+ a4 X
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1 y: {) ^; H- G>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
/ l+ I% @6 a+ Y4 }>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive 5 P8 |6 W8 g- E/ r6 k
>> restaurant.2 S9 A# X. i' H( C2 y9 \
>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes " ]5 D# j6 h6 L9 y$ t, I% s% r
spaghetti 5 D0 E% y( u( g( ^( S
>> & meatballs.6 j3 b! L* J& p
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & ; n! [; u  ?) B6 R( Z0 t
insists on   `! `: k7 h5 S; K
>> a 3-carat ring.
& d* Q3 M9 B" S8 i9 u" K) @( S>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
* E9 b/ P0 H  {# Zthe
" y+ W/ ~: t! v6 m>> thought of having sex./ ?" Q$ ]9 n6 l- P  Y
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.& e' J" N. L# x/ X; F$ ^
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
: q7 R6 T# t' i* z' i# W+ G>>             First Date: You get terrific head.- g: q* T( t4 O' d
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
  J( K  H$ l) [: n! U+ `>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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4 ?" k3 Z2 i# {1 K* R: V3 l>> again.$ z3 x9 ^; j; U( q7 i, `% C
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$ Z0 v0 r% z7 @0 |' O- {- ]>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
- j/ v7 o& p' x: G! r; Z>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
3 M4 Q& z2 c7 h# E- T3 B>> nothing happens.
. O% q! X# T% }7 G9 E, Z! e>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
% @9 r0 k& m& _0 @  T" X# l>> Nothing happens again.
  n# K/ e2 J$ p: R& k( {>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
  v$ N; t% L; _* E( Wyou've
$ N9 B5 T& z$ A6 o9 l>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen., s1 }! R( |1 R  E. Q4 f
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( J, o; t  X& {! \( V$ K$ v" l>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
6 t* S) P1 ]0 R7 o) ~2 f# H>>             First date: Meet her parents.* o: i0 G8 J; {/ Z3 O
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.% p/ [" e1 E* E8 E
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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% V8 p4 ^6 @# I5 q8 Z>>             BLACK WOMEN:
6 ]3 X  F7 K% i0 {2 E>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
; N3 N8 \0 D0 N  k- X% l; ]* l. p>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a . S, @# f; ?% X
real ' V0 J6 b. q( D
>> expensive dinner.( o9 ~3 g7 z2 W. R, b# e
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.  [) H  g# i9 i2 M& D5 ~
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.7 C+ ^, N" s1 h& v
>>
; `% o9 P. c; x/ F# i7 {>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:: m. \4 W* P( w9 m
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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8 v2 P, x- h+ N& N1 P) b>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.% m0 f+ _( ~$ U5 w4 y
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.9 h2 D1 q" j, C5 ]1 E5 D: |3 ]
>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
7 i5 J3 R/ T) g0 x) O6 afather, ; S1 P0 M7 l5 ^# d  H3 q, b$ {. r
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her 2 G7 u2 F- v. C* C2 F' K8 y1 `1 ~: E
>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her ' f# B* c6 F  a( @$ k) ?
sister's
# d; U* s( w  G/ x  y>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans ( p7 |/ s% K; ]/ }
for
) y6 s, W8 a$ L6 i. Q>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now / C0 j) T  ?0 s- d  @
looks
! D. k: B  u. O+ d8 ^>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
/ `9 P) A+ m9 M) |>>
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. N' N, X* @# F0 Q! Y+ u>>             ARAB WOMEN:( Q, ^2 D+ j, \3 i
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
) B' V* E. j" b>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
( }- h  q4 O. j: t2 c>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.( R: Z* Y" }9 m2 t
>>             No third date.
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