Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
missionary
>> position.
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 A% N' k& t; R" S7 S5 z>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
4 i" B8 x' T1 g( I( t* K5 E>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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& w, I6 ]9 F: i, Z>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
9 q* Z5 g% {0 {0 L" q>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
" ]- P6 z" }1 n+ D>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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2 T- i& g7 ^* O>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
insists on
>> a 3-carat ring.
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
! B, a4 x- r; Z! ?/ C>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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5 x/ x. O/ D$ A>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
8 Q% D+ m* y/ i>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
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>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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( R! x% R, M% h/ N>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
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>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
& i$ y! [& c9 O( c6 ]* q>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
" P$ O$ ^& J: q$ C& W  d>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
3 h/ h% W2 {2 \" V>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
5 w, q. }' o8 Z% {+ E/ d>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
1 j5 N* U9 I) i" Y% [/ ^# M2 G7 p9 W>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
# R' y' P' W( P>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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  L: C2 K, o- S/ w! ?9 s2 t>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
( J$ [# h' @, R# _4 g>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.