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>> WHITE WOMEN:
- P5 i0 n4 o( E1 u0 c>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.- X, K. ?* n7 @" m( j
>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a 9 E( g% T6 `4 h# X" R/ u6 [
bit.
3 }* K$ z& J* b>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
4 f. l# Q* ~6 c$ X4 K) Emissionary
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2 P- n, N% M. w$ a4 W* e, S8 \>> IRISH WOMEN:
% J" P, Q# _3 l; _4 _! [) n+ G>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
y* }, _9 I V5 e: @, l>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) @0 W% A, e" F5 z>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>> ITALIAN WOMEN:
" m3 F' N. }! }% h" t I4 Q>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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# n' |) s }; k$ \>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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3 r+ }. f, S0 r; _* [>> & meatballs.
9 Z8 W9 Q/ s- }>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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# y" P# ~! l, B; I>> a 3-carat ring.8 i& m4 g/ L9 I
>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate - `1 T& q+ H% W9 {& c$ h
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>> thought of having sex.6 w% d# x$ ^, o, l& l R* A
>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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* V H; n( L7 R: Z>> JEWISH WOMEN:1 ~: Q/ A$ _ h4 F
>> First Date: You get terrific head.
7 C5 Z8 A0 L2 i5 `2 g>> Second Date: You get even more great head.
. E& {0 x. p$ |" L& L" L& P7 S>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> CHINESE WOMEN:
1 u. g, W( P6 G>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but $ Q# Z! i2 F4 }) N% p
>> nothing happens.
! }9 }5 Y6 f4 P0 [7 d* h>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
( w; ]( C# ^' A- D% m>> Nothing happens again., \" l d* ^# H+ r' f& ?4 Y
>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
, q8 |8 y6 Y4 j2 P/ yyou've
/ Z! s K/ T2 S* q4 t) V4 `: j>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.; F; @' P( T" ^4 M( }* N
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>> INDIAN WOMEN:4 E* \. v; O. Z. G
>> First date: Meet her parents.% W& t8 t1 U% j5 a& Y# R X
>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.9 m) a# r) f d0 Q/ X$ G
>> Third date: Wedding night. o# e; C& Z6 W* s1 V% u% g) p
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>> BLACK WOMEN:) P, H* Z8 `7 V& `/ D1 j* u; ?/ A
>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.4 J; K8 r% c6 v* W5 {6 b5 U
>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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4 x- k" J9 N4 ]) d7 d3 Q>> expensive dinner.+ O0 Y% }3 V {% k
>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.6 U+ C: n( K k
>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.& Z$ a. I1 b. w9 e' j8 g$ m7 M
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7 a+ f; r2 g. }, ?/ a6 g5 T$ }>> MEXICAN WOMEN:
! C% \6 o% V% S! }* a+ T' C>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk 7 J. o3 P' K9 [' o
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.1 q* o$ B; J) P& n" o
>> Second Date: She's pregnant.
6 j; p. |- M# A$ ~! f! A' }>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, ; x1 Q9 R. c2 U3 B3 j& x ~, `
father, - Y9 P$ V! k: }4 Y& S" |
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
; h& L% h! x8 X2 H+ `/ e7 ^>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now 4 K6 N2 H, d k
looks
! r9 S( e! N$ O; @7 n, @, h4 ~>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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>> ARAB WOMEN:9 K# [; F1 c! a2 G' E% } i
>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
# R& e9 N7 A3 e" F$ S>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
& E; l1 x% |" T3 X1 F! ]9 b0 B>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.0 f: d0 L- r* F7 p6 k6 C+ c5 L
>> No third date. |
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