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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
+ z/ [6 m- I7 o>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
. V5 q) T) y" |3 @3 n0 \>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a 2 R' V& M8 O% s; `0 ?
bit.
$ e3 U' T* d. D& P; Z>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.% B1 M8 J. ~" _- n% p: Y" z0 c& R
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
* g5 _3 w; G6 d2 ~: H>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# q. N% Q  Q% a5 T>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 j6 L* I1 J+ U  A+ a>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.1 Q* M- |* \- Q, Q; v5 j- i. M( u3 z0 D
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* r  I: D9 H, B9 V>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:' Z# A8 }0 M4 N) I% ~9 ~5 a
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
1 @1 ]8 N: f* z1 c>> restaurant.
8 B& \. G* E3 Z" {$ ~>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes ' n  j$ I) ]7 i8 \) a
spaghetti
5 X$ |4 b3 D* `. o$ O>> & meatballs.. O4 C; @2 ]6 `; y- `
>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
5 d2 x" ^- A; P3 |% M6 ~- ]6 q5 Dinsists on
9 H3 x5 y4 l! {; ?( g/ H/ C! `>> a 3-carat ring.9 c0 y  n9 B% g3 T% @
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.( v! r# q8 t4 A3 Z: H
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.. o' \- h- V, _' T& j; `
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:: E8 d- Z9 H; t' ~
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
/ @! P! R1 g: s2 a1 K$ g>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.* f0 ?+ _# g# t7 j/ U2 h
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get 7 H+ B0 y& Q* q
head
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) e  j- [8 X3 p) T>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
  t5 O, R- s# e. @>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but 9 M: K+ r6 R' H  W( J
>> nothing happens.1 b% U, _4 y6 j
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. ) K! w8 m+ Q. ^( ?' r: k8 H1 Q' y
>> Nothing happens again.9 y- U# k! l* ^- q$ L/ x& g2 V
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and 0 i% ~, S; I3 G
you've
" Z4 V$ ]; Q2 L- Y( s6 l# Z7 u% k>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.8 R0 [4 Q# c7 P
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
" i5 `% y. v2 n# o) N, U1 Z>>             First date: Meet her parents.
! Z' w# F+ v, N9 T0 U& W1 i>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 {( ^; C3 u- u" [+ W>>             Third date: Wedding night.  R+ k. N' i4 E% j+ L0 |+ z# A' f, T0 y
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:% u4 E1 M0 D7 M! p
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner./ @* @" R% n* K+ [4 y7 L" ?3 q1 U; B9 W
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a * \6 i  b+ F3 ^* c
real 0 D8 w) n# u/ @$ m9 J0 }: p
>> expensive dinner.: l$ B8 t# G( h7 B
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.$ T7 U) F6 S4 ]9 A- U* R/ F: H
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
( h, U) w/ y/ _, `4 d, N. W! R>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
1 a7 R0 |4 a+ z' x: X! d>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
+ I* Z# f9 U- j: h6 n6 e>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, * h0 A; A- c; L2 }+ n
father, % H) ?& I) ]. Z3 S
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
; [5 p. G, X- R6 p; u' M3 |>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her / G& o% I. _+ |% i8 s8 {
sister's 0 g; f9 ~5 S* f5 j* i8 E; M2 |7 ^
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans ; Y0 n- Q' _! Q  z; Z4 r9 u2 q# c0 ^
for " t: Y, ~8 c+ c. i1 M$ A
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now 0 \/ O/ I3 z0 [: }
looks
$ I% z5 ?; i6 n( n9 j>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.: x( ?3 w9 s' W& ^
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
6 v' \, I1 d: M/ a>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
. i, q" u: p/ i. ^>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
: Z; ^4 u+ `5 R2 O5 f0 w( {>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
4 Z8 b+ X( a" U( u' X" J>>             No third date.
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