Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
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+ E- d* L2 V" ]( i( V>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
) y9 _6 Q; ^9 e1 C>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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  o$ x1 {6 c. }>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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' a4 V1 V( {* u/ w5 c  N! D; w+ w>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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/ O2 F' O4 s2 ?" p8 Q>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
the
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>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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- `2 n5 G& `" w8 L6 X. i>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
+ Q* z5 g0 T: O+ e$ M+ |>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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3 J; o. y, W2 X- \+ D6 Y2 `>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
. g7 Z( V. @9 H7 c, \>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
4 B5 a' n$ v5 i>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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! t: X) }+ {6 |# B  ~>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
' M1 {- M$ p# p>>             First date: Meet her parents.
>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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0 _" l. z6 p& a2 X* p/ m7 |>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner.
9 Y; A. x& E! L6 W/ W  D>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>>
>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
on
>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
! h* k  W) \5 w: G>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
& r8 ]/ e' {. |4 o/ e+ i>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
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7 v% C# N) S" X: m" s, J>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
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- ]7 W' c/ |' V  c2 [0 M" p>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
. I/ L6 V7 P$ q5 U& s) V>>             No third date.