Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
+ z/ [6 m- I7 o>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
. V5 q) T) y" |3 @3 n0 \>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
bit.
$ e3 U' T* d. D& P; Z>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>> position.
>>
>>             IRISH WOMEN:
* g5 _3 w; G6 d2 ~: H>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
# q. N% Q  Q% a5 T>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
2 j6 L* I1 J+ U  A+ a>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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* r  I: D9 H, B9 V>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
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8 B& \. G* E3 Z" {$ ~>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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9 H3 x5 y4 l! {; ?( g/ H/ C! `>> a 3-carat ring.
>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
/ @! P! R1 g: s2 a1 K$ g>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
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) e  j- [8 X3 p) T>>             CHINESE WOMEN:
  t5 O, R- s# e. @>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
>> nothing happens.
>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
>> Nothing happens again.
>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
" i5 `% y. v2 n# o) N, U1 Z>>             First date: Meet her parents.
! Z' w# F+ v, N9 T0 U& W1 i>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
3 {( ^; C3 u- u" [+ W>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
( h, U) w/ y/ _, `4 d, N. W! R>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
1 a7 R0 |4 a+ z' x: X! d>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
+ I* Z# f9 U- j: h6 n6 e>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
>> his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
; [5 p. G, X- R6 p; u' M3 |>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
sister's
>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
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>>             ARAB WOMEN:
6 v' \, I1 d: M/ a>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
. i, q" u: p/ i. ^>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
: Z; ^4 u+ `5 R2 O5 f0 w( {>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
4 Z8 b+ X( a" U( u' X" J>>             No third date.