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>> WHITE WOMEN:
# D$ U6 Y; ~$ i2 u>> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight., O/ J- ]( n( s( g7 W; E" [
>> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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>> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the 9 E3 l6 C l+ r' i, |
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>> position.
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>> IRISH WOMEN:" c a' t: W1 y' u1 b/ g: B
>> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
5 R) }- R% Y* |>> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.+ _7 _$ e1 i) Q" {4 q3 `4 p8 C
>> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.3 y M+ ^0 Z: ]# i& O
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$ j$ ?# \$ S6 E- X$ r9 f: ?>> ITALIAN WOMEN:
4 Z g+ E3 }6 d) C7 P: {>> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive & Z( U4 P ~" n
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>> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
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7 r) L2 L3 t, Q9 W. k s>> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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1 W4 Q: a! E1 A$ ^, f% C>> a 3-carat ring.+ k1 X0 f0 i6 D
>> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
" [, d9 p2 n7 j- {6 \( a Q>> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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: e. T3 |$ y* ?5 I& d>> JEWISH WOMEN:
+ M' }6 u4 ]( J9 g>> First Date: You get terrific head.) {- I$ i5 G0 d% X
>> Second Date: You get even more great head.1 e/ s, x/ T+ v4 S' w
>> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
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>> CHINESE WOMEN:# ]/ L+ D! u" ^$ a. U
>> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but Z+ j% N; D# m, Q$ A5 M& A
>> nothing happens.$ V2 I0 ]1 D# }- R# l
>> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
$ N& F7 W3 h7 n) m>> Nothing happens again.9 V8 `% {' D7 x! y7 D
>> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
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>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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: k8 k' |- k9 k3 W( _( F% ?>> INDIAN WOMEN:
0 }- L8 `% C* P5 ]3 R>> First date: Meet her parents.
6 W3 T9 U0 k$ L3 C( Q$ x" K6 e' Z% x>> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
1 b/ I1 \8 W- _* g, K+ Y$ E>> Third date: Wedding night.
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2 q5 w6 @1 |! R7 C. R>> BLACK WOMEN:
* }2 I0 K1 M$ D0 d) h6 l. h>> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
/ E, @, L; p) e& r>> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
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>> expensive dinner./ P- V' o. w7 S: e8 w5 i" v
>> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
7 e' U0 [! k" w1 m) e. I>> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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>> MEXICAN WOMEN:, m6 K; o7 O/ Z+ d: X3 C
>> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk ) e; p* j7 g. @
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.- W6 A* G* L9 S3 w9 [
>> Second Date: She's pregnant.
$ ?% P' j9 G( G5 w>> Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, " p$ s" @( R( E3 m$ N9 P5 a
father,
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0 p: E4 D U, X. u& |>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
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9 [1 D* d t( \3 r" g5 s) n>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
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0 ?! U( L- |. w* d>> like a home along the Tijuana strip./ f' [" N4 U) k8 t3 U. p
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>> ARAB WOMEN:
$ t) [ g8 q$ S1 c+ ]) ?2 N1 q2 n>> First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, 7 t* I. G9 f2 l }& ], z9 c
>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
8 u7 t }. P( q- s) ~$ K1 S& S: T>> Second Date: Guy is shot dead.4 [, ^9 o! l8 E* k1 Y9 y2 z
>> No third date. |
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