Dating Women

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>>              WHITE WOMEN:
>>             First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>>             Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a
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. v: S" c, K$ H6 h9 f! i>>             Third date: You get to have sex but only in the
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>>             IRISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
1 C- Y; [/ _# J* q2 a>>             Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>>             20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
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>>             ITALIAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
>> restaurant.
4 \! f$ y. b: G- ]>>             Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes
spaghetti
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. T6 R9 G2 C3 a4 A8 `6 y3 l>>             Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &
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) w" R, l4 G+ n$ c' q  E) H>>             5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate
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>> thought of having sex.
5 B: E- U, q+ n" k>>             6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
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, V8 {( x7 b$ A8 S>>             JEWISH WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You get terrific head.
>>             Second Date: You get even more great head.
+ G' r/ d7 n3 W8 I: c>>             Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get
head
>> again.
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# c, U9 x3 B2 G0 a- m>>             First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but
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>>             Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.
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' B5 p5 O+ B# F6 S# l: k/ b- e7 @>>             Third date: You don't even get to the third date and
you've
>> already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
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>>             INDIAN WOMEN:
>>             First date: Meet her parents.
9 e+ f  k' e5 Y( l0 I>>             Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
8 z, w8 h7 w+ M; ~+ a9 q7 }>>             Third date: Wedding night.
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>>             BLACK WOMEN:
( O% `2 f3 J% M: `>>             First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
* R, A# O, X1 E  K3 X>>             Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a
real
>> expensive dinner.
) D5 o6 A5 x( n. z8 o' F>>             Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>>             Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
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( _9 @% T. O+ ~9 T$ |( B) z>>             MEXICAN WOMEN:
>>             First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk
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>> Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
>>             Second Date: She's pregnant.
4 ?9 _, d+ N/ X  l; s; O>>             Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother,
father,
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>> grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
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' O4 k# F  g0 ]$ `2 R4 |4 z>> boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans
for
  V% n# P( L( E; b7 U>> the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now
looks
>> like a home along the Tijuana strip.
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/ z; }- I1 Q$ ?' h/ @6 F>>             ARAB WOMEN:
>>             First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,
, n' y/ m: B1 ]- T  j# Y>> Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
7 F' V# ]' E* o$ E/ B* ^, [" d8 l>>             Second Date:   Guy is shot dead.
>>             No third date.