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Spring is officially coming today!
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5 X* y1 m: w1 |2 o+ a8 B4 aThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!$ ^8 F3 M2 C+ K4 ^. W9 {
- N3 ]; d7 s& O% T1 A& F/ pAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please.") t5 V& }* X5 M( G
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.# T+ b3 `: s# z. F% P4 l* }
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.. ] ^- ]' a- d: r/ w t9 x
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.! z5 e$ n+ R: q0 n+ f
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.) U8 @( ?1 y5 o* z, Y/ B
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."" f! }' A( n" X) v2 q1 |: W& j' O
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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