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Spring is officially coming today!
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7 @5 Y2 W3 ~. [* L& x! i* |The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!$ w+ w) I1 Z( C# ~: {
1 [# }$ f+ ^8 a4 U) m1 ~" [An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."2 H6 x- K4 ~1 {5 W; s2 ?
0 w: i4 d0 Y& [/ k! nSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more." z* r' F* ~4 U/ E, X: T: Y
# @2 z8 ]! U8 [8 ?5 Q& tThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.0 }0 U! v" b t% X6 E4 j
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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, m, O( J8 n* h; p& QThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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