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! {& f5 t4 Y& e3 j& t% p% a* W6 RThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!, E# X8 l$ }9 `. V! D% y
. F, O8 ^ K M$ jAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."* H# o! Z; q+ ?& ~
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.$ S4 b! N8 B; o$ e# |
" @8 u: ]8 n! x" a s D* qThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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+ H L; F- [! z' C5 L1 M }- f1 _2 NThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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# Q2 f! M/ ^/ yThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
, I; l( [ f% B2 m; P: O9 |8 sEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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. t; s5 |/ G b \. X8 m' G, iThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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