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Spring is officially coming today!* W* Q4 p5 v5 T7 a$ ]
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!8 n" \' `+ l& y( B
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." |& V. e9 | w& v# s9 f
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.* _8 w$ m) y& q/ H6 H
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one.") `' M, N9 x; |8 Y0 e" R
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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( z# U3 D$ {( c$ _& jThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.% `4 p. K0 k1 J; E, I
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.! j# G* ?/ x( A/ C
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The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."1 {8 ~! A0 U# r! {' u0 I! A
0 u9 d3 g( K2 Q5 iThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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