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Spring is officially coming today!
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. t @- W' J1 N1 j2 jThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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! A+ l2 u+ @9 y1 ]8 _! O7 @, USo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.0 X! F# f' o* Q
! I. }2 S r9 e' [* ?The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." h) i4 f! b" `( N+ ~9 t2 l% E' y6 S% W
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The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.. O6 H1 j4 @& Q9 S- r- M0 y
/ _* }) w; i3 @- z2 H) `) v! gThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.. ?0 `. _9 _& f5 w+ H0 H+ Y
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.) R# J1 P7 W* M: w; l1 X [
/ h1 V2 Y: s3 c1 b _- PThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."2 U& X* B% D% b- Z9 V+ M% U/ Q1 X
8 _ H( c- U# F! x( o4 nThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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