Happy St. Patricks' Day!

对倒胡

Spring is officially coming today!
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The following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!

: T7 W0 @% [2 C" I" I, a) B9 kAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."
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) a" }1 s  e8 JSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

5 G/ r2 h; }5 ^- q( }8 d. x3 M% ]The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

1 r5 b0 P2 O; X3 d$ MThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.

. O$ S+ _; {3 V$ l, hThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
7 x$ F) _) x% w$ W7 T7 ZEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

3 x9 C- D1 o- z1 ^; `The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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# F6 ^$ g  t9 a* PThe man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."

海妮妮

有意思！
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markqiu

哈哈，有趣哈！这样也能戒酒？！

4 V8 Y; k5 ~/ d. ^$ [9 FGuinness，好东东啊，俺最喜欢的黑啤就是Guinness！