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Spring is officially coming today!
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9 S% u9 W# j" y; i5 ^) sThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!
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3 ~. z. B/ t, a1 }An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."5 N2 t1 h) C$ y
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So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more., l$ ~% d1 v% _1 W, ]5 H
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The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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, `- Y* R: x k+ i% W$ x4 u8 D5 IThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.. h' V; c2 @& ^8 a$ q# w
6 t b/ i2 O/ B; @ g8 v+ Z' vThe bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
4 o" a/ K2 g5 R6 z" f$ w8 l- hEvery week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.* T: L8 N* F. k. r( [
4 [$ J' b2 }: g$ hThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."# [; L& F8 \* t# Q: w
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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