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Spring is officially coming today!
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3 y4 q* q6 w. gThe following joke sent to me by a co-worker. May you all have a wonderful weekend and a spring!( Q5 }. @5 |$ Y: B. Q d
# F" `4 Z4 g, a" Z! AAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please."4 l* x. `" f" f4 u: O7 b
4 h8 b! E, j1 L+ @* O4 oSo the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
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' N# D# L- V+ s- r% P, N9 KThe bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
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9 w; D1 l2 `+ i5 d( b: A6 X, CThe man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
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The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.+ ]! ]' m/ M8 Q% X
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
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8 W* P# V2 M: x% f( GThe bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
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The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking." |
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发表于 2006-3-17 10:06
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