Curious white kid asked, "hi newday, why do Chinese people have 12 zodiac animals?"$ P9 y3 T- f4 c
# f6 p1 N- y6 l. S% k' RNewday replied, "they were chosen because they are the most popular choices on our dinner menu." ' V( L! j5 E6 _- d- u% U, q( q! X2 ~
White kid runs away ...