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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。8 d( a/ o* _4 j9 b
- M" r+ C; k8 g5 V' Vhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece1 W3 R; p* j: }2 r+ Q. |7 Z* y/ }4 T5 C
0 Y& ?( C0 K$ I! r! QA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
2 `: r* Y: s0 z: L0 [The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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! M- ]1 o' ~! V: U1 K% vHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. 5 d% x7 O6 a* w, a: @
, E0 ~' b: w) m) T* eThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 7 i0 m; _5 u, p4 ]. i3 ~: h) B4 |
! H3 |7 v. R, G' T. d; k) L* RThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
@! ]/ @/ C7 Y1 e6 {2 z9 Z+ |Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
7 g) Q: b+ J7 C/ c8 O: ZA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. . b7 b7 j0 r0 Q$ I; `4 \
# ^4 t. Q. d2 Y"But it's not for me to question his story. ) V, r/ Z( J- o
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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0 Z6 O! h; a3 fMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ' _; b9 a7 E5 x7 T6 ?
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/ `( L+ Y" ~7 M/ C"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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# _8 O. b( o, e* n1 ]3 m/ K" ]"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." : p" l# B( O, t) t) w
2 f. }' `7 W& y( W. wHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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9 Y4 F+ O8 I5 A& w8 NA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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