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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。2 h4 [% `8 N; L, z0 z; y
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. " V. C, @, Q+ i
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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5 b5 t$ K2 s0 P7 k/ mThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. & y6 a5 [3 ]$ V8 ?: q* j
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. 3 N2 n1 v9 ]. R7 g! C/ D
- x0 c; F$ B- t/ {: U% B! TOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. + V7 ~: ?* p4 U' j; I4 }
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
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+ a) G/ M- Z8 N; B"But it's not for me to question his story.
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/ I9 v0 E2 w3 P6 W1 |3 z y5 o"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 4 `0 Q" T, @4 z+ U0 c9 V
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. ; A+ Q1 z. F! O) ]
- U: I: o! o( r$ \Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ' q7 z' l4 f1 g+ u
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3 s0 z# u0 Q( d! A5 Q3 E+ X"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. : \( X0 B8 f2 C6 S
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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: ~, |8 I; w9 t; d0 SHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ! X, E/ ^3 ^8 k3 ^5 a2 d
2 {& f1 c3 l$ AA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 0 x* T9 j1 N+ B( {! r! X
- G- r0 S0 k/ r" @- Y* d: R8 Z"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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