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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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5 K% ^7 j' ?! h2 [6 h) x, `; SA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. & N5 Z9 _; _! e* P+ v
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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, @$ z2 P% |& c2 _& CHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. & d9 {+ R6 B- Z. R0 g- `
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. ( n! ` V& f% I# Z
n5 N# k3 a& g' ]4 Z# i: IOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. # p9 V2 \. Y6 `0 K* H
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
H% s8 C6 T3 f8 {( q) XA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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& L+ y5 I3 j. a" Q% l& d"But it's not for me to question his story. . L2 ?8 J9 @/ ?. e( m* Q
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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9 H# u* u! R$ u9 X7 _9 QShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again. 7 K; j& z0 _; e; I9 m2 G
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. 2 L" n+ h J' J7 Y$ U
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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