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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。) x$ g# y. j$ S% {+ B) i+ Y& Y
; ~9 U/ C/ J, t3 B+ y* ~http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. & j6 a* R6 r! g5 s1 f
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. " I1 ~+ k% Q) W+ H: n' r e8 N
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. 2 ]) [' E; @$ K p& r5 ^) \
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. : E3 K+ b* r& J! o: o1 L
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. + Z6 x: [8 O. v$ v3 D1 S* |- C9 a
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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" @2 U' S# u; j' R' D/ ~"But it's not for me to question his story. * S: c& m; M4 E8 A1 ^% i4 d
1 ?; g/ v" d+ D" f0 G"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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' N) j- K' r( }0 S( q6 i$ bShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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: Y9 l7 v5 ]! W8 D) ]. JMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ) h8 G' y$ }7 |. T
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"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 5 }9 b2 g3 w! G4 C5 @& M
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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4 e. I1 s8 G8 oHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. ; Y W& U0 |& U) ?2 @. m
% i5 a3 c, g: XA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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