信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece

A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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: [6 G8 I) |# h$ BHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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/ t& I, ~6 {- ?# O; T/ [' SThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.

6 z( b6 o* S8 U5 ^& JThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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1 Z' f9 j  J7 Q, g; ROthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
) `  T0 E  V/ K& d$ Y3 vLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
# m/ p. c2 Z6 q! |9 z7 h* F+ EA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story.
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% }& u& y4 G5 [1 H9 W9 _  i"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

, j" M/ [/ ?2 ^7 X, T/ hShe admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.

, {8 n2 S( n; cMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.


% U7 L6 a/ \0 x"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.

+ O5 @# |& Q: s5 m+ n) r"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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- ]9 H2 B) w6 CHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.

0 T' u1 b/ b* i! E0 j2 fA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

historian

这个牧师跟这个不分高低。（是一个金属罐子）
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2012AD

嘻嘻。（偷笑）

2012AD

信耶稣，奇迹现

2012AD

路德使女

[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/

' r- Q5 A, S: f+ P$ i0 jGod punish her yourself.

2012AD

退不了，因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。

路德使女

撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/
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- _: Q: j# U. {: f. P' @& _2 P& m5 kGod punish her yourself.

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

太无能了。

路德使女

信耶稣, 得永生!

2012AD

水牛都得不了，莫说永生了。