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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece
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- @( K% N/ K+ h2 lA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. - B8 K5 u# J5 e3 E( g3 B, _! z
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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, f1 H1 Y. T: \; MHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. " N5 k4 ^* n S/ {+ x6 D
/ N" X( {" z1 q0 mThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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; \9 n; `3 m1 H. JOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation.
! K1 d7 P J# K# e0 oLike most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
' b. D. v8 U% zA & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. % |: L- Y& _$ C9 v2 B
8 p' y7 p( z0 K4 x2 x. B/ l: t" ~9 k"But it's not for me to question his story. : L( O6 P! b+ E2 l+ m
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. / l2 K& s0 D% Y1 b
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& u* z+ P7 y9 ^; p6 ^" e"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. * ?+ f! y7 D- D3 `1 Y$ b+ P
6 v! Y/ {' N+ L/ g* |$ c"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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+ e; _: o2 v/ Q, O; W: `Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. 2 x" [: l0 r! C
+ d) u$ u" {1 t" i8 y, d' E- h2 B ~A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. & u3 N! D8 R E, y% E' ?3 V3 }
) J8 j0 G1 C$ G8 N+ k"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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