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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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6 N' M. @0 E: h+ O7 h* Xhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece4 b" M! j. N0 Y4 ?
: W: M7 K$ k2 ~" wA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. / Q+ Y M5 N5 T/ L) \' [; o8 B
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. " t* }. I' B9 a3 p
( I- O% k: F! C9 X: {+ e2 E# nThe spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 6 u1 N9 c1 S" V! q: W: C
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong. $ U( I. W" |- n5 Z4 c/ W
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
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5 I' Z& L& j3 M$ C M' ]5 ?9 a& ^"But it's not for me to question his story. & m+ M! q2 N# {% G( \* H
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"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 6 ^9 o$ G& a6 {5 x" X1 y
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She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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9 M c6 D" `; _"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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' g! R% E' z& r/ y F"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result." 2 G ]+ [* X U. h- D9 U2 ]! e
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. + v/ ^# q0 V J" }' T d4 `5 Q
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 7 V. k( m u, {7 [
% L6 ?6 D4 z6 S- U! e"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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