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一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门，结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘，不小心掉下来了，刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。
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: e# [5 ~+ N% I+ d, R7 mhttp://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece, }/ `1 V1 v# C$ s& z" F. [- F8 H" z
^! q8 L, ?3 Q$ ^ w$ |" jA VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom. . c8 m: J9 z3 }) A* }
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. ! i$ o% y% s* d- w: z9 q, ^* [5 y
9 H' D- o" y3 P. S7 M3 V9 aHe happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.
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Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 7 N) L; t! a; o( T
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
5 p& z7 k. K* h3 v( v4 b" h* F' W! w* @A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato. 7 b' m$ S' K7 W% k3 B* ?; r
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"But it's not for me to question his story.
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) p* G$ `( z: R4 P% |7 R' e8 O"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
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; Z) I! R5 C4 h, ~She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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+ v# y0 l5 d0 `0 z' ~1 hMs Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it. ( l; X5 [! M |" {4 x/ c7 }9 n. O
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( i1 e. D2 X9 O"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. 4 n. |. ^3 o, q- f
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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. C- H& O- K, eHealth staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom. - S/ b8 r) o4 Y) M4 q& z7 h
+ ]8 C, T! Q! c6 o1 f5 d5 HA hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. ; J4 c) _1 H8 @8 E% ?! U
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way." |
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