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发表于 2010-12-10 09:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
一个牧师奇迹般的把一个马铃薯弄进了他的肛门,结果要开刀才拿出来。他的解释是他在裸体挂窗帘,不小心掉下来了,刚好坐在一个马铃薯上面。。。% N. T' k( G/ A& K8 D7 o+ ^; x
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A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital - with a potato stuck in his bottom.
- C3 S$ w. I. k- tThe clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. + g9 M6 K1 ~" \  E, l
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He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
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# L4 ?2 I# u; H# _" u% tThe embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
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The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions. . M8 U% V& E" d( i" N8 @

# b' g% E" W' I' a; N$ XOthers include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll - and a carnation. 1 `' F1 a( R# K
Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
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4 ^( T1 V, I: ?0 m: p  h. i2 C" g"But it's not for me to question his story. # F8 S% v& i0 Z3 ]0 A- n' C/ P3 |

! R$ }% G, v/ v) E' ~"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed." 1 B# g6 |' H" ]6 {

5 G7 L3 X# c0 g: m$ g# l! \She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.
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Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.
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& J& [2 ]- |# G"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.
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"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
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A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. 0 \* Y! U, }  z7 o
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."
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发表于 2010-12-11 06:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个牧师跟这个不分高低。(是一个金属罐子)
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-13 16:03 | 显示全部楼层
嘻嘻。(偷笑)
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-12-16 17:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
信耶稣,奇迹现
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 12:46 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2011-2-5 13:26 | 显示全部楼层
[b]撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名, 阿门![/
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God punish her yourself.
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 14:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
退不了,因为你的耶和华、耶稣根本不存在。
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
撒旦退到后面去吧! 奉耶酥基督的名和权柄, 阿门![/
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( m7 |, ^% f' c' |8 F+ GGod punish her yourself.
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发表于 2011-2-5 14:54 | 显示全部楼层
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-5 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
太无能了。
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发表于 2011-2-5 18:42 | 显示全部楼层
信耶稣, 得永生!
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 楼主| 发表于 2011-2-7 00:00 | 显示全部楼层
水牛都得不了,莫说永生了。
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