The Other Stall (ZT)

月亮山

Very funny.......

% H( O4 i0 d0 X6 `+ JNeeding to use the restroom,
I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.
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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
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I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me,

0 X) a6 q! w& _' ZBut I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
# _. m/ v8 l2 I# I0 P7 F0 d"Doin' just fine!"
7 j/ L$ j5 }* q3 }" qAnd the other person says:
: o' O6 @0 n& r8 H"So what are you up to?"
6 t1 b  K$ c& ?+ i% A6 RWhat kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
# g9 ?2 s! u  f6 J+ X5 E# i"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"??
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
6 V: K4 {# n% `3 u4 F"Can I come over?"
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; k- p2 [- N, \3 ?) rOk, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them

* Y9 j! d3 h/ k* J  v. v. W5 b"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"
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Then I hear the person say nervously...
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% Q) Y4 A9 L; T; X"Listen, I'll have to call you back.   There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
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+ E' T0 Q8 N3 d+ d2 h  Vanswering all my questions
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Cell phones, don't you just love them!

annieyang

1# 月亮山
! b2 a" l0 {0 N/ D# `9 v. H( hThat's really funny.