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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew
! I- Z z+ t3 t) r4 }5 I( ahis wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he) R! G+ X Y. n- y/ c
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
2 m9 Q9 n( q/ s3 y$ \4 Hbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked) K* p( g6 m3 B# w3 Q, y) G
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
4 D9 a- v+ y* ]0 W( O4 J7 SI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,% `7 x" h# b5 L
except... ahhh... never mind."$ r$ f- t/ e' r9 l; r
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"Except what?" the man asked.) m& O7 Y, t9 C+ G4 j
"Nothing, nothing."
" F& F) i: J3 i* X, N0 ] "C'mon, tell me!"
9 n0 {8 R# v- }- s "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
9 C; Q1 n5 z' {, I! t' \% W2 L "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.
5 S8 q5 l; S( c# P1 ?( K- b "It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
* |1 X9 t, L; c1 A9 V( _) N0 c So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
: Q+ q% s( l' B; {' [" h5 Dcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
' U0 n; }* O U$ Q" `. W* {5 Kordinary-looking black dildo.
( _$ U" a& j$ h) M* [ The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?") N- U0 M$ g2 n, L% r2 z7 @
* M+ y! q M0 r. R& Q. m/ W) k The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
( k0 O# k7 |5 R+ k' r: nman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
, z% [! |/ R1 m+ U. @5 x VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started& e. Z" N1 K3 Z' a8 b* m' m
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
" V5 t2 R! v$ P: a% r5 P! H8 ~9 ideveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
. e% l$ D) }4 U6 ^"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to6 U% _4 j* T* `8 M0 N" }: N
the box and lay there, quiet once again.; c& ?; K! T/ B2 \4 a, }
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it& ?) e$ q' j/ g/ r5 U% {
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took7 s4 a2 Z: I9 W" X
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all ; N; C% y0 y% M5 U
she had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip1 X% g9 p- Z& u: l' P3 [6 {
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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D5 f: R+ o2 @: |% E# C7 [& X After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
8 {5 @6 | d" a4 ]' h* j6 Dthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she6 \/ |( @8 D9 r8 k, F+ D9 k
remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
' A/ b: P+ T/ f8 ]4 H. B" t"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
* x" R6 B! J1 ~% O- y7 \9 bgreat, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
6 j+ V9 x( A* S4 c: Bdecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her5 v! i+ q l) j* R6 k& j7 ? Q
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried; K# P8 m6 b' _. l& D4 | A
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick5 S7 e3 \1 }3 ^8 O9 X7 }/ E. P( Z0 \: a
just wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
( N4 q7 O! u2 c3 Z) O+ \to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming& q& b- S/ v6 B. W3 @. Q0 V" p; f7 f
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next# q- a, b% f+ ]: V. E% I
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
Z! W0 I0 S3 o* L3 Sflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how* i3 J5 y' a" x
much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she3 J% [( A* c' `5 C
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right8 M! ~: a7 f1 T3 ^
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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