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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew9 w- I& N- U2 u7 j1 i
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he- l1 @5 b# W) o8 F- P8 t& y
decided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
0 U; ~' t0 {4 v+ Mbrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked
( j5 |6 _# O+ \. k, X9 Eif he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,# d0 N* O" t) `1 s% R0 K% C' w
I don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,
0 i) V1 W+ M* i, n; qexcept... ahhh... never mind."& ^! D3 G( A* q0 d' w+ J/ H
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"Except what?" the man asked.. N& V# Y2 x2 T) C) d- L
"Nothing, nothing."
/ c5 L- M3 C& C' s "C'mon, tell me!"4 s8 u1 t: t% U$ d S. g; A
"Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
i% c( m$ h& I3 l2 A, y! | "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.7 _( h. S1 d) N
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
9 Z# h7 [9 F, ` So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
0 n" r ~6 v: i0 jcarved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
% ?; u1 ^# a( ` T9 r; o8 B: n6 f! kordinary-looking black dildo.
9 V( m$ G& e) Q$ Y1 k( w The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"# m2 f5 ]$ l9 l) _ @; Z2 C, b
5 N9 H8 G2 [" D" W) L The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old, Q) ]: B8 Q' i
man pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
* H9 k& C" V; d1 J: b; G8 O VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started3 f0 [ t1 S9 n) Y
screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
7 e3 b: z0 ?1 c7 }7 }6 W0 C" Pdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
* r! e) n: J( r M0 {* }"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to. R2 |8 x) G. p) G8 j( }% M! j& `
the box and lay there, quiet once again., U0 J1 y- T0 |2 G1 R/ U: ~2 y
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it
4 |) K1 V4 L2 ewasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took
3 ?9 P% q* @5 y% \* }# Eit home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
- P! |: o- F3 }) Lshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip* ^7 }1 L7 q2 }& a, Q" _- Z
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.) r2 C: m% E* N y
( \: p9 l! d. u. t! l; v After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
3 Y" _+ Q _/ `) g0 qthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
. p# Z! x6 V, Uremembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,
- K/ v. c0 y) {( t"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was# W# O1 ]+ N9 C- D1 J' U: S
great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
m8 s) g5 ~$ y3 d2 c. `decided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her6 V2 H" A2 R* p
husband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!$ h5 n U6 a+ l1 h$ f' e9 Z
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried, I1 @ ^9 h* N' t
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
" U0 `; }$ A" d3 Z1 b; djust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.5 b4 F% n* M8 B6 X5 B
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Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive
' _5 j. Y& f# Lto the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming& }1 U1 r/ I$ N7 G+ z" u: o
traffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next' Y% q( n& { b6 C) b, |% R! o* f6 o
thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights
# z/ d, G7 }- n* Dflashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
8 @( V7 z9 p# g: a9 Pmuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she+ C2 e3 E% d. c+ Q! ~% B l
hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.) U/ W2 D7 ^2 [; x
# A+ j6 Y9 k% z/ z9 s The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right
# B; C0 ?7 n( g& ilady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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