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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew9 G+ j4 A* K* j% ]8 v4 U
his wife would have a hard time being faithful while he was gone so he
% y( M, O0 {9 Q5 f; z% sdecided to go to a sex shop to find something to entertain her. As he
8 S n4 n9 b1 A4 J; @$ S8 L" Abrowsed through all the different toys the old man behind the counter asked& {; i+ M* P I2 g$ ]3 w! U+ @) w
if he needed help. He explained his situation and the old man said, "Well,
! A. E& h) L% ~3 V; F qI don't really know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks,- @. v5 i$ T% i0 Z+ a
except... ahhh... never mind."
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"Except what?" the man asked.
0 X! n& Q" z+ N- g( C "Nothing, nothing."
4 F% |$ h2 a! Y2 P e& N) Z "C'mon, tell me!"
! [! W0 `& L( J) y. [' `! N2 R; T "Well, there is VooDoo Dick."
2 w5 ]* A+ n0 I" v9 @- R "What's VooDoo Dick?" the man replied.1 E( E* y1 f0 v: p2 `/ b" R; m- v
"It can't be described" said the old man, "it can only be witnessed."
8 U4 E4 E& A- h7 ? So the old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box,
: ?% ]: `+ r: L: \+ x8 O5 j' |carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very
) B, Y/ B; I, L' O& R& v, _ordinary-looking black dildo.
5 s0 Q$ i/ B+ U: Z$ ]' l The businessman laughed, and said, "That's it?"
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8 j/ s6 ]; z- `! }0 C# x8 K7 r; A The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." The old
% F& z) n( w1 [) \: e4 J( nman pointed to a door across the room and said, "VooDoo Dick, the door."
0 V: h0 Z1 c9 \% S/ @ VooDoo Dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started
% v% X/ i- s4 a, p' Nscrewing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack
a1 _: i' o+ y6 J' f" b5 Y! C9 Gdeveloped down the middle. Before the door could break, the old man said,
1 f9 G0 o, `: X% S; `; |' O"VooDoo Dick, get back in your box!" VooDoo dick stopped, floated back to; ?7 Z+ a8 u' w4 h
the box and lay there, quiet once again.
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"I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it. q! x) l- S! M! }( o
wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $1000 in cash. The guy took/ C6 {' S( y" J5 T) ^6 M
it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all
6 H) d) f k% H2 t" E$ q2 rshe had to do was say "VooDoo Dick, my pussy." He left for his trip. f0 p: N" y) T/ R* h* |: X" I
satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone.
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After he'd been gone for a week, the wife was unbearably horny. She
/ e/ U6 @' [# [3 | @+ F' s! b$ l ^4 Qthought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she
: Y1 d9 B8 _$ ~; F7 ]remembered VooDoo Dick. She got it out laid down on the bed and said,& w3 c4 j+ @ d) y4 g+ x/ e3 Y0 z
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" The VooDoo Dick shot to her crotch. It was
# t4 ?7 O) ^7 v% @) _great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she
; X0 R G V. p% Z4 A( ] Ddecided she'd had enough, and tried to stop it, but she couldn't, her
6 d7 o. e* l2 }$ q5 d, k8 lhusband had forgot to tell her how to stop it!
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She decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She tried5 Y( l1 L1 S. e6 R( j" M
to get dressed as best as she could with a skirt and a top, but VooDoo Dick
# D2 l/ n+ J9 h' Q% Wjust wouldn't stop and she had yet another orgasm, weakening her knees.$ b! q& H" }4 @4 c3 d
- O5 C' Y: T0 Z0 t* z Finally she got her clothes on, made it to the car and started to drive ~6 m2 P! B1 `+ W* P: F; H0 {
to the hospital. On the way, another orgasm made her swerve into oncoming
; F- j0 J* w$ C* q' A/ g% n3 Utraffic, then back to her side of the road, narrowly missing a car. Next
) n9 u: l) i. Y2 \; ?thing she knew there was a police car behind her with it's blue lights/ H) U6 F% x! Z+ @# f( j. W
flashing. The police officer asked for her license, and wanted to know how
$ n ]. F2 U* X) T( imuch she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she
- O1 C9 S+ T( D. O4 T6 O1 \6 _hadn't been drinking and tried to explain the problem of VooDoo Dick.
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The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yeah, right6 s6 N3 K" N" p* g o5 [
lady, VooDoo Dick, my ass!" |
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