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今 天我看到警察车在我后面,我打灯再转lane,他不过。一直平走。走了一条多街,我要转左,(吖,唔识打叻)so I switched back to the left lane and then signaled to turn left. & t1 g' `( o2 J" b7 e" H
Suddenly the car behind me turned the siren on. I wasn't sure if that was for me so I turned left and pulled to the side.
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. ]7 D V3 }1 L7 Q2 u"Can I have your driver license and registration please?" he said.9 z- V$ L: C( n$ R
"What was the problem officer?"I enquired.; e6 c) y& M1 ~5 O9 `* Y
/ k* S# F: e9 \4 \# D! L+ g- V9 b! G"Just stay here" so he walked away with my stuffs in his hand.
" i5 M6 z. {0 T+ n& K2 C, u9 uTen long minutes later. He reappeared by my window and said,"My partner and I saw you changing lane without signaling sir."
7 B3 Q' ^, u0 U5 l! z"Oh,excuse me but I was just trying to let you pass" I objected.
! l( M- q. @1 }% m7 r F; \"no, I mean the second time when you changed lane."
. m X. @7 [) II think he was pissed off that I cut in front of him.) c$ B3 E8 t2 F* b
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"Sorry sir, could you excuse me this time, after all I was trying to let you pass first, but......"
* z3 P9 ]* V8 R/ l2 Z/ `* h% M E"No but"he continuously mumbling,"do you always ask for free food in the restaurant?'
8 g) I, a" G. lThen I said" for it, no point arguing just do what you have to do"
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We both walked back to the police car and I saw another tiny police woman inside, so I waved "hi there'.
( v4 ]2 @" ^% \5 JThe policeman finished writing the ticket and said,"here, you are free to go now,' he then got back in his car." W$ R8 P! L0 i8 E
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I look at the $115 ticket and said "holy cow, you're robbing me.": ~8 l1 M9 E/ ]$ I
Then I pulled out a toonie and placed it on their hood and said this is the tip for your friend there.", H* F7 K: e4 d/ z7 \9 s6 p
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Woo. The policeman turned red and glared at me "look buddy, I am going to issue you another ticket for bribery."' ~) ?0 Q3 D, e% i4 ]: S
"Bribery?, no hell, just tips for your friend there."* s* l L1 u7 K5 R" t- u3 `
9 y O( F9 x& P4 }* Z2 bOh boy, he tried to pretent to open the door but she giggling and held him back."7 P7 r' s% D2 l1 G
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So I left. When I made the turn again, they were still quarrelling.
. s; p r" B+ c" i& `My wife gave me shit "you always play around and when are you going to stop it."3 x0 U2 V: ^. ^
* x7 g8 o$ w+ f& R9 w" A% l: ^, f I don't know why I am still laughing my guts out as I am typing now but it costed my $117. 哈哈。 |
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